A FEW QUESTIONS for senatorial candidates that won’t probably be asked on live TV:
The latest SWS survey showed you’re at No. 15. Pretend that election cheating is legal. Will you cheat to win?
In a radio interview, you claimed, “Ako ang pinakamahirap sa mga Madrigal.” Define ‘mahirap’ without offending the genuinely poor.
A car travelling at an average speed of 40 mph was ambushed by unidentified gunmen in another vehicle that was travelling at an average speed of 80 mph. How long before the survivor recants?
Mark Twain wrote,”Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law.” Elaborate.
History. If your ex-wife’s name is Cleopatra, who is the love of her life?
JV Ejercito and Alan Peter Cayetano
Two Estradas, two Cayetanos, and probably, two Enriles together in the Senate. And we’re a country of almost 100 million people. Convince us there’s still a god. Show evidence.
Are you as annoyingly respectful in person as depicted in those political ads?
Some of your tweets were homophobic. Explain the evolution of your bigotry.
In your TV ad, you said that Ninoy, Cory and Noynoy inspired you. Were you not inspired by your father?
Given two decks of cards and zero track record, calculate the probability that you’ll win a Senate seat if your last name was not Binay.
Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura? If yes, when? If not, demonstrate!
Ernie Maceda, Mr. Exposé
If you were to expose something about yourself, what will it be and why?
Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines (CBCP)
On a scale of 1 to Diocese of Bacolod, how vengeful are you?
“Always tell the truth. If you can’t always tell the truth, don’t lie.”
You Have Spoken
Sa palagay mo, sino ang nagsasabi ng totoo?
-JAMES Yap 48.46%
-WALA akong pakialam sa kanila. 40.83%
-KRIS Aquino 10.71%
“Marami na po tayong napatunayan sa landas ng pagkakaisa, pagkakawanggawa, at pagmamalasakit sa kapwa: hindi imposibleng bumangon mula sa halos isang dekadang pagkadapa; hindi suntok sa buwan ang muling maaninag ang kaunlaran, lalo na para sa mga kababayan nating higit na nangangailangan.”
~President Aquino (Lenten 2013)
Have a safe and fun vacation!
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