I was at Caylabne Bay Resort in Cavite Saturday when I heard the news. And it made me cringe again. My favorite senator Mar Roxas II and a certain Korina Sanchez reportedly guested on “Wowowee” to profess their undying love for each other. I wasn’t surprised though. Everything that happens in “Wowowee” is just a game.
Mar Roxas and Korina Sanchez guested on “Wowowee” where they confirmed their engagement. Seen by millions of Willie Revillame fanatics, the couple was reportedly lovey-dovey on the set… thus making them Wowowee’s best “players” ever.
While being interviewed on “Wowowee” with Korina Sanchez about their love story, Mar Roxas shed tears. So did we.
Asked by Revillame to give a message to her senator-boyfriend, Korina Sanchez said, “Gusto ko lang sabihin kay Mar na kahapon, ngayon at bukas, iyong iyo ako.” Immediately after that statement, AGB Nielsen noted that millions of viewers nationwide either turned off their TV sets or switched to “Eat Bulaga.”
Did you know what happened to “Wowowee” when Mar “Padyak” Roxas and Korina Sanchez guested yesterday? Naging palengke.
Mar and Korina appeared on Wowowee yesterday. Had they guested in the show’s controversial Ultra episode in 2006, no stampede would have happened.
But here’s the latest: the “Wowowee” guesting was just the start for Mar and Korina. They have also been invited to appear on “Kapwa Ko, Mahal Ko.”
Top 5 Answers Given By Korina Sanchez When Sen. Mar Roxas II Popped the Question “Will You Marry Me?”
No. 5: “Handa ka na ba?”
No. 4: “Ako ba’y tanggap na (ng iyong pamilya)?”
No. 3: “Marunong ka pa ba?”
No 2: “Lalaki ka na ba?”
And the No. 1 answer given by Korina Sanchez to Mar Roxas when he asked, “Will you marry me?”
“Kampanya na ba?”
After she said “Yes” to Mar, Korina Sanchez asked the senator, “Mahal mo ba talaga ako?” to which he answered: “Put*ng ina naman. Tinatanong pa ba ‘yan?!”
Not to be out-exposed, presidential contender Manny Villar will guest on Susan Calo-Medina’s “Travel Time”. He will tell us the history of C5 road and why it is also called Carlos P. Garcia Avenue.
And Ping Lacson, whose first appearance on “Kakasa Ka Ba sa Grade 5” was criticized by the Gunless Society of the Philippines and Parents Insist: No Guns (PING) will try to be more wholesome this time. He’ll guest on “Sis.”
A fourth Arroyo is now in Congress. Maybe they can now proceed to Cha-Cha’s “fourth mode.”
There are now four Arroyos at the House of Representatives: Iggy Arroyo, Dato Arroyo, Mikey Arroyo, and the newly sworn party-list Rep. Lourdes Arroyo, younger sister of the First Gentleman. The Arroyo family thus enters the record books as the Filipino family with the highest combined pork barrel allocation edging out the Cayetano family: Senators Pia and Alan Peter, and Alan’s wife in Congress, Laarni.
The Arroyo family now has four representatives in Congress – Iggy, Dato, Mikey and Lourdes. When people at the Oxford University Press – publisher of the Oxford English Dictionary heard this, they issued a statement condemning the Arroyos for their brazen attempt to change the meaning of the word “marginalized.”
Thirty-two new party-list representatives have been sworn into office. The new batch of new congressmen includes a representative of the leftist Kabataan Party List. With Bayan Muna, Gabriela, Anakpawis, and now, Kabataan at the Lower House, Jose Maria Sison enters the record books as the lone migrant Filipino with the most number of representatives in Congress.
Breaking News: Anti-communist party-list representative Ret. General Jovito Palparan is guesting in a game show soon. He’ll appear on 1 vs. 100.
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