KASABIHAN 2011

7 03 2011

Mga bagong kasabihang “inspired” ng mga kaganapan sa ating paligid:

Ang sundalong nasusugatan, nag-iibayo ang tapang. Ang sundalong naaakusahan, maraming nalilimutan.

Nasa Diyos ang awa, nasa tao ang gawa, nasa mga heneral ang biyaya.

Ang paalala ay gamot sa nakakalimot, maliban na lang kung apelyido mo’y Ligot.

Kapag binato ka ng bato, PDEA ang tawagin mo!

Ang taong nagigipit sa bise presidente kumakapit. #drugmules

Bato, bato sa langit, kongresista ang nagpuslit.

Walang matiyagang lalaki sa pihikang babae. #lizuy

Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag may endorsement, may appointment. #aminin!

Naghangad ng kagitna, ‘sang salop ang nawala. Naghangad ng pogi, sa Vietnam nagwala. #mislang

Magpakahaba-haba man ang bakasyon, sa Malacaňang pa rin ang tuloy! #roxas

Ang kalusugan ay kayamanan… sabi ng mga Sharonian.
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Personal

The Miami Heat absorbed its fourth consecutive loss Monday morning (Manila time). During the post game interview, Korina asked LeBron James, “How does it feel to lose?” Lebron replied, “You first.”

After losing its game against the Chicago Bulls, some players of the Miami Heat got so emotional and cried. Their blood pressure also shot up. Because of this, Sen. Jinggoy Estrada decided not to ask post game questions.

It was another heartbreaking loss for the Miami Heat today. After the game, the players refused to talk to their Fil-Am coach Erik Spoelstra. In fact, they refused to MENTION the name of Coach Spo in television interviews. Felt slighted, Spoelstra complained about the “omission” to the KBP. .

Supreme Booboo!

Two weeks after its sister publication, Pilipino Star Ngayon announced that actor Paquito Diaz has died (when in fact, he was very much alive then), the Philippine Star on Monday, March 7 published a photo of former Philippine Ambassador to the US Willy Gaa and identified him as the newly-appointed Armed Forces chief Lt. Gen. Eduardo Oban Jr. in a banner story. Because of this latest blunder, the newspaper has decided to change its slogan to: (The Philippine Star) Oops shall prevail.

In Hollywood…
Charlie Sheen has been officially fired from “Two and a Half Men” on CBS. He is now considering an offer from TV5.


Today is March 8.
On this day in…
1565: The grandson of Miguel Lopez de Legazpi – Felipe Salcedo, takes possession of Leyte Island. But not after a bloody battle with the Romualdez family who would insist that Leyte was theirs.

Corny Corner
Q: Bakit ayaw magbakasyon ni Nonito Donaire Jr. sa China?
A: Kasi maraming Chino!
(Aminin!!)

Saturday Night Life
Last Saturday evening, we played another game on Twitter. The question was: If a famous Filipino’s sex organ could talk, what would it say? Here are some of my followers’  answers:

1: From @mykapalaran – Kris Aquino: Hello there! You look at them when you say hello there!
2: From @OscarDelaHopia – Teofisto.Guingona: Ang dami ko nang wrinkles.
3: From @iamDanyel – Loren Legarda: Ampalaya na naman?!
4: From @kettle_corn77 – Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile: Gusto ko happy ka!
5: From @friedsoup – Kuya Germs: Walaaaaaang tulugan!
6: From @ylanna1925 – Korina: Hay sa wakas may naglakas-loob!
7: From @paopaoAJ – Hayden Kho: Only Belo touches my skin.
8: From @edge_genciagan – Mike Enriquez: Nakatutok, 24 Oras!
9: From @mikay_michelle – Boy Abunda: Kaibigan, usap tayo.
10: From @chiccoholic – Joey de Venecia: Back off!
11: From @one_lad – Joseph Estrada: Walang kumpa-kumpare, walang kama-kamag-anak, walang kai-kaibigan.
12: From @gigadom – Lovi Poe: Eighteen months? Eighteen months!!!!!???
13: From @markycortez – Mel Tiangco: Kasama mo, ngayon, bukas at magpakailanman.
14: From @iamjeram – Manny Pacquiao: Now you know.
15: From @Ro_nnie – Noli de Castro: T-Veyyy………………… Patrol!
16: From @momiitintin – Boy Abunda: Su-su-nod!
17: From @yourarcilicious – Chris Tiu: One Big Fight!
18: From @P0yt – John Lloyd Cruz: Ingat!
19: From @jpdoria – Michael V: Yari ka!!!
20: From @AbigailLimHo – Marian Rivera: Byutipoool.
21: From @MiaSariwa – Susan Roces: Not once! But twice!
22: From @jelandote – MMDA Chairman: May namatay na dito. (Gano’n kalaki?)
23: From @prettygoofykay – Mike Enriquez: Paaaasok!
24: From @angeldirecto – Charo Santos: Maalalala mo kaya?
25: From @purplefrance – Anthony Taberna: Dos por dos! (mehhhganun?)
26: From @ian_yg – Boy Abunda: Now na!!!
27: From @mchX – PBA Commentator: Kapit bayan!
28: From @jayspogi – Ruffa Gutierrez: Grabeehhh!
29: From @andredashpaul – Mar Roxas: P*t*ng-I*a! Ano ba ‘tong pinasok ko?
30: From me: Rufa Mae Quinto: Teka, kilala kita ah! Galing na rito ang tatay mo! #alamMoNA! #MrM!

Enjoy your week!

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