Bolante’s Asylum Petition
The United States Court of Appeals has denied the petition for asylum filed by former agriculture undersecretary Jocelyn “Jocjoc” Bolante. The decision could finally pave the way for his deportation… an intense Senate hearing… and the escalation of war in Mindanao.
Bolante’s Asylum Petition II
The United States Court of Appeals has denied Jocjoc Bolante’s petition for asylum. In the next few weeks, we would know if angioplasty would still work on the First Gentleman.
Bolante’s Asylum Petition III
Jocjoc Bolante is facing immediate deportation after the United States Court of Appeals denied his petition for asylum. The opposition is hoping Bolante’s testimony could finally cause the downfall of President Arroyo. Finally, they realized they couldn’t always rely on an upset stomach.
Senator Joey De Venecia?
Cong. Jose De Venecia Jr says people are “pushing” his son Joey III to run for either senator or congressman in 2010… to which Joey III said, “Well, I have always loved those people… especially the ones who do the ‘pushing’.”
North Cotabato Vice Governor Emmanuel Piñol- who strongly opposed the MOA on Ancestral Domain signed by palace and MILF representatives, claimed he has received information that at least 11 assassination teams have been organized to kill him… 10 from the MILF and one from Malacañang.
Pacquiao and Politics
Three months before his fight against Oscar De La Hoya, Manny Pacquiao took his oath as a member of Kampi, President Arroyo’s political party… officially confirming rumors he is a masochist: first, De La Hoya would make him bleed then Kampi would bleed him dry.
Tiya Dely Signs Off
(Warning: Only those who have listened to Tiya Dely’s radio program will get this joke.)
Tiya Dely Magpayo, the 87-year-old veteran radio host who suffered a stroke last August 30 passed away Monday, September 1. Her funeral will include eulogies, singing of kundiman songs, and a letter-reading contest… “kung saan ang magwawagi ay tatanggap ng isandaang piso sa pamamagitan ng koreo.”