30 10 2012

IN OBSERVANCE of All Saints Day 2012, here’s the updated version of one my previous posts titled “Predicted Last Words and Deathbed Statements of Famous Filipinos.”

President Aquino: “Kasalanan ito ng nakaraang administras… ngorkx.”

Vice President Binay (via text blast): “khit wla na ako sa mundong ibabaw, mkkaasa kayong ipgpp2loy ng aking mga anak na cna nancy, abigail @ jun2x ang tapat @ taos-puso kong pgllngkod. pls pass…”

Cong. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo: “Hello, Mikey? Will my wake be visited by 1 million?”

Manila Mayor Alfredo Lim (via Twitter): “O, mauna na ako.”

Presidential spokesman Edwin Lacierda: “At the end of the day… ugh.”

Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile: “Senator Trillanes… sana maging happy ka!”

Sarah Pope (via her blog): “30”

Sen. Tito Sotto: “60” (Baka sabihin n’yo kinopya ko na naman. Dinoble ko para safe.)

Atty. Ferdinand Topacio: “Achtung!”

Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago: “Panginoon, bigyan mo ako ng isa pang buhay, at iimbestigahan ko ang sakit kong ito. Pati ikaw Lord iimbestigahan ko!”

Manny V. Pangilinan: “One big flight.”

Cynthia Villar : “Hanep na ang patay dahil may hanep… basta, hanep.”

Cong. Winnie Castelo (Via tarp): “Thank you Lord! See you soon! – Rep. Winnie Castelo, 2nd District, Quezon City

Annabelle Rama: “Eduardo… Roffa… Rocky… Elvis… Raymond… Rechard… Ritchie Paul… bahala na kayong maningil kay Nadia. Kulang pa ng 125,000 ang b*boy na ‘yon! Ang kapal-kapal ng muk…” (gasps, dies)

Councilor Shalani Soledad: “No comment po.”

German Moreno: “Walaaaaang gisingan!”

Sen. Lito Lapid: “Pwede bang mamatay na lang? Wala akong inihandang speech eh!”

Boy Abunda: “And this is the bottomline!”

John Lloyd Cruz: “Hik!”

Kris Aquino (via Twitter): “@iamkrisaquino: guys, thanks for all your prayers. joshua and bimby are beside me now. i told them to be strong. grabe! bimby cried when i told him na i’m gonna visit him every nite. hahaha then josh said, ‘mama, u’r creepy.’ gosh, ganito pala ang feeling. kaloka! pero seriously, i’m going to miss you. promise. #AlmostDead #KeriLang #Now Na!”
“It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
~Woody Allen

Enjoy your vacation!

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13 responses

30 10 2012

Tito sotto – “friends, applaud, the comedy is now over”

(Copied from ludwig van beethoven)


30 10 2012

panalo to! galing mo heckler!


30 10 2012
Sam A. Ygapo

Former Pres. Erap: “zzzzzZZZZZZ!” (Ay! tulog na pala ito!)


30 10 2012

Kaloka! Hahahaha!


31 10 2012
jasper sandejas

P-Noy: Pwede ba isulat sa tombstone ko KILLED BY A JEALOUS HUSBAND?


31 10 2012

hahaha… businessminded woman si Ma’am Annabelle… that’s why she is a successful businesswoman! naloka din ako kay Ma’am Kris…


31 10 2012
arthur tazal

German Moreno…ikaw na! i like your last words…  “stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone”



31 10 2012

romney on his political deathbed
‘Sandy drove the final nail in my coffin’


31 10 2012

arroyo – ‘ i told you that i was ill 20 years ago. now do you believe me’


31 10 2012

laughtrip XD


3 11 2012

sa eksena above, naalaala ko ang story ng isang chinese businessman who got mad when he noticed that all his children were surrounding him for the reason that nobody is now attending to their business


5 11 2012

Namimiss ko na heckler ang mga Kris Aquino jokes mo!!


8 11 2012

hahahaha tahimik siya eh.


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