WAGI!

18 01 2011


THE SOCIAL NETWORK won Best Picture-Drama in the 68th Golden Globe Awards! David Fincher won Best Director for the said movie which also took home the Best Screenplay and Best Original Score trophies. To ‘The Social Network’ team, congratulations!

Aside from ‘The Social Network,’ another big winner over the weekend is the Noy-Bi/Samar team. Congratulations guys for winning the chairmanship of the Commission on Elections!

New Comelec Chief
President Aquino has appointed Atty. Sixto Brillantes Jr. as head the Commission on Elections. Observers say Brillantes’ appointment signals the launch of reforms in the poll body, and the launch of Senator Francis Escudero’s presidential bid.


Atty. Sixto Brillantes Jr. is the new chairman of the Comelec. The election lawyer’s appointment marked the start of a new beginning for the poll body and the end of Mar Roxas’ presidential re-run.

Lawyer Sixto Brillantes Jr’s swearing in took place over the weekend. And Mar Roxas hasn’t stopped swearing since.

Election lawyer Sixto Brillantes who is handling at least 25 election cases pending before the Comelec has been appointed chairman of the poll body. If you happen to be Attorney Sixto’s client: “Pa-cheeseburger ka naman! Burger! Burger! Burger!”

Members of the Senate have different reactions to the appointment of lawyer Sixto Brillantes Jr. as Comelec chairman. Senator Juan Ponce Enrile said, “He is a mature lawyer who knows the ethics of his profession.” Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago said, “It might be the better part of discretion to decline the nomination.” Sen. Francis Pangilinan said, “He would be hard-pressed to show impartiality.” Sen. Lito Lapid said, “Taaama!”


Weird Weather
Have you been watching the news lately? In Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, streets are submerged in waist-deep flood. In Queensland, Australia communities are still under water. In South Africa, disaster zones have been declared because of heavy rains. In the Philippines, government prosecutors are defending ex-Major General Carlos F. Garcia. Strange weather indeed.

Magsaysay vs. Ocampo
PAL flight attendant Sarah Bonnin Ocampo has formally filed a complaint before the House of Representatives against Alliance of Volunteer Educators party list Rep. Eulogio Magsaysay. In her six-page complaint, the “menopausal bitch” accused Magsaysay of “serious misconduct, grave abuse of authority, solicitation of favor for personal gain using his public office, and conduct unbecoming of a high-ranking public official.” If proven guilty, Magsaysay would likely receive suspension and a year-long supply of mouthwash.

Here’s the latest twist. The Philippine Airlines management has apologized to AVE Rep. Eulogio Magsaysay and blamed Ocampo for what happened. As the Arabian Proverb says, “The enemy of my enemy is my friend.”

The Golden Globe Awards: Inside Stories
There was a tense moment in Malacañang before the announcement of the winner for Best Picture. The Balay Group was rooting for ‘The Social Network’ while the Samar Group was hoping for a ‘Black Swan’ win.

After the awards night, palace spokesman Edwin Lacierda said, “Not true. There are no factions in the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. They can all work together.”

The president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association arrived in a limo. President Aquino, who was a special guest that night, arrived in a Porsche.

Winning Best Director in last night’s ceremonies was “The Social Network’s” David Fincher – NOT Wenn Deramas as earlier predicted.

When Natalie Portman was announced Best Actress, Jennylyn Mercado’s fans staged a walk out.

Not true: The cast and crew of “Rosario” attended the Golden Globe Awards hoping that the film would win “Best Float.” #waley!

Miriam & the Porsche
Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago says since President Aquino “lives a lonely life,” he can “channel his sexual energies in the company of a sexy car.” In another news dismissed by the senator as “totally unrelated” and “I am completely unaware of,” former DILG Undersecretary Narciso Santiago has bought a new car.
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106 responses

18 01 2011
Baidu

Panalo to PH!!

18 01 2011
professionalheckler

thank you!

18 01 2011
pihikan chronicles

pahabol, belated happy birthday PH…

18 01 2011
Anonymous

Happy birthday PH! Wish you health, wealth, more cuteness, more blessings. You always make my day. Keep it up :))

18 01 2011
Malou

Happy birthday PH! Wish you health, more wealth, more cuteness, more blessings. You always make my day. Keep it up :))

18 01 2011
promdi

On new comelec chief: e pano ‘yan… e di me bagong umaga na namang parating… naudlot kasi at napurnada ang sikat early last year…

18 01 2011
mae

ang galeng! masaya ako na subaybayan mga posts at tweets mo.
belated happy birthday!

18 01 2011
promdi

So what happens now to sarah ocampo’s complaint vs. magsaysay now that PAL management apologized to the offender. mukha na tayong alien ngayon! di ba sa ibang bansa (name withheld without request!, basta sangkatutak ang OFW dun!), pag nagreklamo ka dahil naagrabyado ka, kahit pa nga na-rape o sinagasaan ka, ikaw pa ang kakasuhan! cguro dahil hahara-hara ka… kasi! ok lang sana mag-apologize (signs of humility and humanity!) pero yung sabihing kasalanan ni sarah! why, for posing to be a a willing victim to an ill-blooded, conceited, haughty mambabatas(?)…???

19 01 2011
esa

I think both of them are at fault…Ocampo for being haughty (maybe to other clients too, meron attitude problem) and Magsaysay for uttering the “menopausal bitch” thing. Cooler heads should come into play so that both could be encourage to eat humble pie and express their apologies to each other.

18 01 2011
wang

belated happy birthday, ph! God bless and more power to you and to your blog.

18 01 2011
mindcorrupted

Galing mo talaga PH.. ikaw po ba si abu tilamzik ng abante?

18 01 2011
professionalheckler

nooooooooo!

18 01 2011
dan

hahaha!! itanggi b n prang diring-diri siya?

i2 nman kz c mindcorrupeted e semplang ang tanong…

18 01 2011
kalokah

tabloid?
this is not for you.

20 01 2011
ovalboy

eh si xerex xeviera… ikaw po ba yun?

18 01 2011
JP Galang

Belated Happy Birthday! More “everything” to come Sir :-)

18 01 2011
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18 01 2011
xan2s

love the talking Porsche…

18 01 2011
Paul

Love it too. Definitely the car got the brain, beauty and speed that the owner does not have.

18 01 2011
timpaul

Pag di pa naman napatawa si Paul nito, ewan ko na lang.

18 01 2011
anon

guten tag
magsaysay ist ein sweinhunt und ein dumpkopft

also the ave party list is a complete sham.
it was set up by magsaysay and he is the only member. not a bad way to get 70 million pesos a year pork barrel with nothing to spend it on except his house, flights, and family life in los angeles.

do we have no investigative journalists in the media.

and do the party lists not get audited or have to produce annual reports.

the sooner this abuse is stopped the better, but no chance with brillantes
so the poor and marginalised get screwed again.

in the legend, robin hood stole grom the rich to give to the poor.
here politicians steal from the poor and keep for themselves.

18 01 2011
hikatalomato

as i said in the previous post: you don’t need a supercar to attract ladies as long as you’ve got a hard, long, wide and shiny dong.

by the way, i salute that milf for filing a case against a pig. ganyan nga lumaban ka! painterview ka lagi sa tv ng makita kita palagi. oh crap, not again.

milf…
milf…
milf…

19 01 2011
og

u r right and combined with a big wallet leads to a revolving door to ur bedroom.
it ialso helps if u have character, accomplishments and are not a closet gay.
look up o g mudbone to c what i mean

19 01 2011
Paul

Some people I know who wanted and could afford a Porsche prevented themselves from getting one because they consider it obscene to drive it in a country where a third are mired in extreme poverty. Like having a feast while the starving masses look on with sallow eyes.

18 01 2011
dan

…sometimes it takes an experienced writer to conglomerate a mass of dull stories turning them to funniest ever…

kudos PH!

18 01 2011
kalokah

happy birthday!
pa-burger ka naman?!
burger! burger!

18 01 2011
ria

hilarious interview heckler :-) especially the “Manang, pakibukas ng gate. Manang, corned beef ko. Manang, huwag mong hayaang lumapit ang pusa sa kotse.” LOL

keep rocking and belated happy birthday!

18 01 2011
andrei

the enemy of my enemy is my friend. galing ng pasok Sir PH..

18 01 2011
Danique

TPPorsche: Fault ko?!? Fault ko na third world country kayo? ‘Tsaka, anong kunek ko sa pagkain? Food ba ako? I am a sports car! Hindi ako NFA rice! Masyado nilang pinapalaki ang isyu!–I so like the interview with the Porsche.

18 01 2011
etchosera

PORSH-shoes por santo PH!

Kahit ano pa ang issue tungkol sa pagbili ng caru na yan……

ang bottom line eh…..di pa rin bagay kay Pnoy ang kutsi na yan!

Wrangler at thunders na siya, no? Dafat sa kanya…. Dump Truck!

Hmmmmmp!

18 01 2011
Paul

I suddenly remember those dump trucks I saw hauling canes and workers in Hacienda Luisita. Yes he should try that one to get an idea how to be poor and landless

19 01 2011
senior60

sa kanila nga yung mga dump trucks paul…

in a way, dump trucks are symbol of power na rin…

19 01 2011
senior60

bakit mo inaano si mister heckler etchos,

hanapin mo ngayon sa kanyang sinulat kung may

sinabi ba syang bagay kay noynoy si porsche…

19 01 2011
etchosera

Hello? Lolo, ulyanin ka na talaga!

Pakihanap nga sa comment ko kung sinulat kong sinabi ni PH na di bagay kay noynoy ang Porsche?

Susmaryolopezquezon!

18 01 2011
Eagle_Eye

Belated Happy BDay PH.
Hula/payo ni Madam Auring sa taong 2011: ingatan mo daw ang kamay, braso at daliri. Mahalagang asset mo yan sa pang ookray. Mahirap mag type gamit paa kaw din…

18 01 2011
professionalheckler

hahahaha! enaf na yung na-injure ako last november (masakit pa nga left shoulder). salamat sa payo,.

18 01 2011
Thel from Florida

BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY PH! Saan ko ipadadala ang regalo mo?
Panalong panalo na naman ito. Thank you very much for making us laugh, appreciate it very much.

18 01 2011
professionalheckler

thank you! :-) in lieu of gifts, keep reading na lang. :-)

18 01 2011
rojan88

ayus, patok na nman to idol PH. the best ang interview kay PORSH-uh. hahah eto the best
TPHeckler: Uy, sorry na! Sorry. Ito na lang ang sagutin mo: Balay Group o Samar Group? Kanino ka kampi?
TPPorsche: Hellerrr! For someone who pretends to read the news regularly, hindi mo alam? Pathetic! Siyempre, Samar. Si Chiz ang unang-unang nag-test drive sa kin ‘no!

supladong kotse, tinira ka. hehehe. keep heckling idol. :-)

18 01 2011
Leyya

Luuvvvvv it! Panalo!!! Happy birthday, PH! Keep heckling!

18 01 2011
the piaya

habol ako, PH…. MALIPAYON NGA KAADLAWAN!

18 01 2011
manay_ichu

dapat kay pnoy magbasa dito sa blog mo para mawala ang stress niya hindi pag drive ang magpawala ng stress lalo ka ngang mastress sa pagdrive.

bakit alam mo ang lovelife ni senadorang maceda paki explika nga. malamang regalo nga kay pnoy ang porsche niya, palabas lang ang pagbenta niya ng bmw niya. dapat ipakita lahat ng papeles wag itago. kundi siya rin siyang corrupt.

happy birthday continue heckling kasi lahat na lang ng bilihin nagtaasan na pero si pnoy walang wala pa porsche porsche lang.

19 01 2011
haydee

parang si bumblebee si pu**h-uh, ay si porsh-uh pala

bilis mo namang makaisip PH. d ko pa nababasa ibang previous posts mo. hehe as if care mo noh? anyway, nice one again

19 01 2011
senior60

here goes an adage for the ” menopausal bitch”,

” respect if you want to be respected “

19 01 2011
esa

Agree!

19 01 2011
etchosera

Foul yan Lolo!

Ang mga babae, dapat iginagalang at minamahal!

Yang baboy na congressman na yan ang dapat tinutuhog ng kawayan!

19 01 2011
senior60

excuse me etchos, may sinabi ba akong hindi dapat galangin
at mahalin ang mga babae?

at pasalamat ka na hindi ka kaharap ni congressman sa pam
bababoy mo sa kanya, kung hindi makita mo ang hinahanap
mo..

at once and for all, for the nth time sasabihin ko ulit etchos
na hindi pa ako ulyanin..

siguro hindi ko lang naintindihan masyado ang “PORSH-shoes
por santo PH” pero yun ang interpretation ko, na para bang
sinusumbatan mo si mister heckler, kung wrong pala ako,
whatever, basta huwag mo na akong bansagang ulyanin or else
hindi na kita irereto kay eddi, bahala ka…

20 01 2011
etchosera

sige na nga lolo, payag na lang ako!

LITSUNIN na lang yang baboy na congressman na yan!

Hmmmmp!

Saka wag mo nang ipilit si eddi saken, di ako ang tipo nya.

Type nya yung mga naka-porsche na prisidinti!

Bwahahahahaha!

19 01 2011
senior60

salamat naman at natama ni lapid ang spelling ng “taaama!”

19 01 2011
z

HUSAY!!!
you make the gloomy weather in vancouver fade away with this patok na patok post!! aliw ako!!

19 01 2011
professionalheckler

hello! thank u! how’s the weather in vancouver? :-)

19 01 2011
Sir MJ

PH Happy Birthday! :)

BTW, original mo ba yung horoscope from your previous post? pinakita kasi yuns sa episode ng tweetbiz kahapon sa QTV..

19 01 2011
professionalheckler

THEY asked for permission na magamit sa show yung horospoof. So, oks lang. :-)thanks for the concern.

19 01 2011
GS

lols @ “may ambi pur naman”

19 01 2011
zippo

Re: Comelec Chair Brillantes, shouldn’t it have been “CHEEZ-Burger” not “cheeseburger” hahaha

19 01 2011
esa

Belated birthday greetings, Mr. PH. Hope things augur well on all areas of your life this year. Thank GOD for the Gift of Life! GOD Bless!

19 01 2011
luisacaballero

Belated Happy Birthday!

Ernesto Maceda = tsimosong senadora
Astig ka talaga PH! LOL :-)

19 01 2011
anon

p-noy could have bought a porsche anytime in his life. so the more interesting question is why now.
his mother would have never allowed it.
he is starting to be the little boy he was never allowed to be and basking in the attention and adulation he never got.
and he is no longer being intimidated by all the women – mother and sisters in his life.
the sadness is that he is enjoying the toys and freedom and being diverted from the issues and not stepping up to the plate.
leopards dont change their spots.
it is called peter pan syndrome.
power corrupts and in p-noys case it will not be financial but morally.
his words come from speechwriters and not from the heart. like a 14 year old child as he is when his emotion went into hibernation he will get bored and prefer to go out to play with his buddies.
guns and cars and fast food!!!
it says it all

19 01 2011
ariel

interesting observation.
i agree

maybe a bit above the audience.
psychology is not a strong point in the philippines. still regarded as witchcraft!!

20 01 2011
Paul

Apparently PNoy patterned his leadership style after Imelda Marcos… his sporadic pretensions to be one with masses but in reality enjoying outrageous luxury is so imeldefic. We have a first lady after all

20 01 2011
anon

a closet cross dresser with a fetish for shoes.
that fits
and would explain a lot

19 01 2011
danton remoto

talagang love knows no gender, que ang mahal mo pa ay pareho mong lalaki, pareho mong babae, o magarbo at maputing kotse. happy bday, you never fail to make us laugh in this gloomy weather. bonggang bonggang happiness sa yong kaarawan.!

19 01 2011
darkcheron

Hey PH,

Been quite some time since I last posted a comment but let me do this now by saying belated Happy Birthday!!!

19 01 2011
Ginalyn

salamat sa masayang blog……kahit gloomy panahon sa dammam, KSA masaya pa din ako reading your articles. Salamat sa update!

19 01 2011
professionalheckler

SHUKRAN! tama ba?

19 01 2011
dan

aiwa, hada quais…

19 01 2011
chumita

phabol sir..happy birthday :-)

19 01 2011
Emilie

Belated happy bday Heckler. As usual tuwang tuwa nanaman kami na tagasubaybay ng blog mo.

19 01 2011
professionalheckler

salamat po! :-)

19 01 2011
Rome

Love this car!!!!! Hindi siya masyadong mashoray huh.

TPPorsche: Tsismoso talaga ang senadorang ‘yon! Ang tanda-tanda na, tsismoso pa! Eh kung lovelife kaya niya ang ichismis ko, matutuwa siya?!?

TPPorsche: Fault ko?!? Fault ko na third world country kayo? ‘Tsaka, anong kunek ko sa pagkain? Food ba ako? I am a sports car! Hindi ako NFA rice! Masyado nilang pinapalaki ang isyu!

:P

19 01 2011
personero sa cali

pahabol din po… belated happy birthday mr. heckler

19 01 2011
checkmate

nyahahaha kulet na ng comment ni sen. miriam, pinakulet pa ni sir ph ^^

nangangamoy sayawan na ah, eto na ba ung time para sa matamis na “i told you so”, di pa yata, konting hintay pa…

20 01 2011
Maxlip

di pa po ba? mga 5 years pa po ba kaya hihintayin natin?

20 01 2011
Intey

ngakKK??? me pagka-iritable din pala ang putsang car na yan!!! at nagmumura pa ng german heheh. kaloka ka prof heheh

bertday mo pala? ala ey, apay bertdeym gayam? apay bertdeym gayam?
apay bertdeym, apay bertdeym? apay bertdeym gayam nyahahah. sobrang cuteness heheheh. here’s to a healthy body and mind, bountiful pockets. happy heckling :)

20 01 2011
Intey

and i love the theme song too heheh

20 01 2011
Anonymous

hi my name is gretsen phosteyso…..i am a big fan.

20 01 2011
nwebber

Di pwedeng di ako hahabol … happy birthday PH!

20 01 2011
danny

“We maintain that what the President does with his personal funds is his own business.” – Deputy Presidential Spokesman Abigail Valte

“Public office is a public trust. Public officers and employees must at all times be accountable to the people, serve them with utmost responsibility, integrity, loyalty, and efficiency; act with patriotism and justice, and lead modest lives.”
-Article XI, Section 1, 1987 Philippine Constitution

20 01 2011
danny

-Pnoy is accountable to Mar Roxas that’s why he needs to explain to him his choice of Brilliantes to head the Comelec.
-Saying that Pnoy is irresponsible and in-efficient is an understatement.
-Driving a Porsche in the midst of disaster, widespread hunger, and rising prices, is Pnoy’s definition of leading a modest life.

20 01 2011
bongkito

kakaiba nga talaga ‘tong site mo, PH!!! really made me fall down my chair by laughing! more power and more… more… more… ah basta more pang mga ganito!!! bwaahahaha!

congrats on your first year! first time ko rin dito kaya Happiness!!!

20 01 2011
reechy

Super taray the por-shuh huh!
But I like it or is it him?!
Got a lot of guts & sense unlike his “amo”.
And would like to see a “sequel” of this interview.

20 01 2011
anon

i think it would be interesting to fund a weekly newspaper of independent political comment observations which reach a wider audience and which expose the hypocricy and wrongdoings of politicians and celebrities.
it would be educational and amusing and play a part in culture change.
ph would make a good editor.
if u want a model. just read private eye from england and its editor ian hislop is one of the brightest people there is.
he holds no cows as sacred and is both feared and revered.

20 01 2011
ariel

i would contribute 1 million pesos to a public eye magazine which put hypocricy and politicians under the spotlight.
9 more and i think with 10 mill something positive could be achieved.
it is donation not investment.
by raising awareness it could raise the standards of politicians and reduce the scope for corruption.

20 01 2011
bituing marikit

the mosquito press would be helpful if the people perceive that the media is biased.it can even bring down a president,as what we experienced. well meaning citizens,patriotic and honest ones can write about wrongdoings of public officials and celebrities in a blog.

21 01 2011
hikatalomato

i agree anon, but i think it would not happen here in the flippines. let’s admit it that we filipinos are “genetically engineered” to accept bribes. our media can be bribed. our law enforcement can be bribed. our justice system can be bribed. even the so called sugo ng diyos (punong ministro), 2nd jesus christ (quiboloy) and pastol ng diyos (priests, pastors and evangelists) can be bribed.

21 01 2011
senior60

uuyy hikata, abi nimo no, kun makakita gani ko sa imong
“flippines” mura kog mauwaw sa akong kaugalingon, kung
sa tagalog pa, nanliliit ba ang tawag, dili man ta mga flip
‘di ba?

ug kanang “genetically engineered”, generally speaking lang
na ha…

nakatawa bitaw ko ni quiboloy, tinuod gyud ka nga feeling nya
2nd jesus christ sya, tiaw mo na nga kausa, ang panyo sa iyang
follower gipahid sa iyang lawas ug gibalik, kung gamiton kuno
ang panyo duna nay healing power hahaha

wala na ako mag double space ha labi na kay ikaw akong guitubag..

22 01 2011
anon

can u be bribed

22 01 2011
hikatalomato

@ñor60
diba silingan ra mo ni quibuloy ñor? pwerting hayahaya diay nimo kay nagpuyo ka doul sa paraiso. second bethlehem man iya tawag kanang iyahang lugar.

@anon
ooh how much i love to be bribed. sad to say, i haven’t received one. who will bribe a person whose talent is to flip channels while drinking a mugful of beer in one gulp, anyway.

20 01 2011
eddibumangon

“I am not a superMAN, I need Mar Roxas.” – President Benigno Aquino III

hmmmm. i could interpret this statement in more ways than one…

20 01 2011
etchosera

sige nga… More! More! More!

20 01 2011
bituing marikit

omg,freudian slip or what??!!! unpresidential…

20 01 2011
senior60

sige nga eddi, umpisan mo at tatapusin ni, kahit nino…

21 01 2011
Anonymous

you are my happiness ph i super like you!mwaaaaaaaaaaah.

21 01 2011
Anonymous

hi it’s me again gretsen phosteyso i am hot you are hot vagay tayo.ooooooops nahulog.

21 01 2011
Paul

I wonder what the disposed BMW got to say about his ex-owner and the Porsche. The BMW should be a goldmine of stories, wit and wisdom considering his longer tenure as PNoy’s toy.

22 01 2011
bituing marikit

PH,why not do an interview of the bmw?

22 01 2011
professionalheckler

hahanapin ko pa. nagsend na ko ng request for interview, wala pang reply.: -)

21 01 2011
pasingit

ang mahal naman ng bagong laruan ng lolo nyo!

tama si paul (about penoy being imeldific). galing mo, paul! ang bano naman ni timpaul. hahaha!!

belated hapi berdey, idol!

21 01 2011
Paul

Thank you for your kind words. Is it not amazing how history repeats itself to the country who does not learn from it.

21 01 2011
Worried Pinoy

Belated Happy Birthday idol! Guten Tag! Buset na porsh-uh yan nagtatagalog! Aabangan ko nga yang kotse na yan at mainterview din. Lupet mo talaga idol! =)

23 01 2011
cefas

PH bading b tlga un c maceda?! haha

23 01 2011
cefas

hapi bday!

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24 01 2011
senior60

hikata, layo ra na sa tinuod uy, dili mi silingan ni quiboloy…

pero tinuod man sad iyang guiingon nga second bethleham
iyang lugar sigun sa akong nakita dihang gifeature iyang lugar
sa tv, gani gamay ra akong nakit-an, anoguna lagi nga wala ko
kakita sa tanan, pastilang nindota gyud ambot na lang…

pero lain pay ato, palahubog diay ka no, ayaw sad palabi uy,
ambot lang sad kaha kung kinutil ako gud dili man moinum,
coke ug tubig lang…

28 01 2011
riza

Happy Birthday – more heckles!

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