BUSTED!

20 01 2010


Fugitive Arrested
Last Monday, NBI agents finally arrested murder suspect Jason Aguilar Ivler while hiding in his mother’s home at Blue Ridge A Subdivision in Quezon City. Before engaging authorities in a shootout, Ivler desperately tried to elude arrest by claiming that he was actually an OFW currently on vacation from Qatar.

Jason’s mother, Marlene Aguilar-Pollard was also arrested Monday but is currently out on bail. Marlene was charged with obstruction of justice, giving false statements to authorities, and indecent exposure during the raid.

Something insane happened while Jason Aguilar Ivler was being rushed to the Quirino Memorial Medical Center Monday. When the ambulance carrying him got stuck in a traffic jam, he grabbed the gun of an NBI agent and tried to shoot the driver of the car in front of them.

NBI agents were shocked when TV host Kris Aquino suddenly appeared outside the residence of Marlene Aguilar Monday morning. Kris shouted invectives at Jason Ivler’s mother and said, “Anong klaseng nanay ka? Anong klase ang palaki mo sa anak mo?”

This just in! NBI agents reportedly arrested the wrong Marlene Aguilar! Rumors say the woman who was nabbed Monday was actress Caridad Sanchez!

Folk singer Freddie Aguilar, brother of Marlene Aguilar-Pollard refused to issue a statement on the Jason Aguilar Ivler controversy… something that was understandable since Ka Freddie’s got problems of his own with daughter Megan.

Marlene Aguilar is reportedly mad at some media outlets for dragging her brother’s name into the controversy. A teary-eyed Marlene said on TV, “You can’t blame me for defending my brother. No, ian, you can’t stop me from talking about my brother kasi ito ang sinasabi sa news. Nananahimik kami ‘tapos dinadamay n’yo siya. Hindi kinunsinti ng brother ko ang aking anak. Teka, would you like to pause for a commercial break before I go further? No? Sige, itutuloy ko na. Wait, my Ate told me to count from 1 to 10 before I open my mouth. So, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and 10, okay. Again, ako ang biktima. Nilapastangan ang pagkatao ko nang kunan ako ng TV crew habang naka-kamison lang during the raid. And my brother? Freddie is of good moral character. He even tried to salvage my first marriage. At nang mangyari ang gulong ‘to, ang sabi ni Kuya Freddie, ang dapat mong isipin si Baby Jason. Ipintas n’yo nang lahat ang gusto n’yong ipintas sa akin pero hindi ako magnanakaw, hindi ako mamamatay-tao, at hindi ako masyadong sinungaling. Eto na lang ang masasabi ko. Dinamay n’yo ang kapatid ko. You cannot blame me for defending him. And you cannot blame me for defending my son!”

Light Bites
May nag-text!
“jason, mabuti naman at naaresto ka na. alam mo, cute ka sana kaya lang mang-aagaw ka ng atensyon! moment ko na this week pero umeksena ka naman. hmpf! H8 u na!” – kris aquino

Villar & the C5 Road
The senate committee of the whole recommended the censure of Sen. Manuel Villar Jr. after he was found guilty of unethical conduct when he sought the realignment of the C-5 road extension project that benefited his properties in the area. Twelve senators were seen signing the report; 11 others were seen laughing all the way to the bank.

Sen. Manuel Villar’s corporations allegedly gained 6.2 billion pesos from the realignment of the C-5 road extension project. To give you an idea how huge that amount was, Sen. Chiz Escudero would have run for president “thrice” under the NPC with that amount.

Sen. Manuel Villar Jr’s corporations allegedly gained 6.2 billion pesos from the realignment of the C-5 road extension project. To give you an idea how huge that amount was, Jamby Madrigal would sue her relatives if that were part of her aunt Chito Madrigal’s last will and testament.

Sen. Manuel Villar’s corporations allegedly gained 6.2 billion pesos from the realignment of the C-5 road extension project. To give you an idea how huge that amount was, count his TV and radio ad spots.

This just in! Senators Lito Lapid and Bong Revilla refused to sign the committee report that recommended the censure of Sen. Manny Villar. Lapid and Revilla insisted, “As actors, we are against any form of censureship.”

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs218.snc3/22532_1179714579033_1413229851_30449944_6299091_s.jpg The Cerge Is Over
Press Secretary Cerge Remonde died of heart attack Tuesday morning at age 51. There will be a special necrological service in Malacañang to be moderated by Radyo ng Bayan’s Marie Peña Ruiz. Members of the Malacañang Press Corps are encouraged to deliver their eulogy in question form. Each member of the MPC will be allowed two questions each.
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“Parents who are always giving their children nothing but the best usually wind up with nothing but the worst.”
~Anonymous

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