A PACMAN EXCLUSIVE

7 12 2012

THREE DAYS BEFORE he climbs the ring to fight Mexican Juan Manuel Marquez for the fourth time, Filipino boxing legend Manny Pacquiao agreed to be interviewed by our special correspondent in Las Vegas – Krissy. Here’s the transcript of their conversation.

Las Vegas, Nevada
December 6, 2012

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Manny, hellllllo! Kumusta ka na? Long time no hear… kumpare! Alam n’yo mga Kapamilya, inaanak ko ang pangatlong son ni Manny.

Pangalawa, Krissy.

Ay, sorry! Naisama ko yata sa bilang ang anak mo sa una. Ay, ano ba ‘yon! Aha-ha-ha. Sorry again.

Pwiding bumati muna? Ang dami mo nang kwinto, wala pa akong gritings.

Aray ko! Oo nga naman. Hay naku Krissy, wala ka kasing preno. Napagalitan ka tuloy! Aha-ha-ha! So, Manny how are you?

Uki lang. Hito, ridi na sa fight ko sa Sabado.

Muntik na ‘kong ma-lost. Ang unang intindi ko sa ‘yo ‘hito’ as in catfish. ‘Heto’ pala. Aha-ha-ha. Anyway, bakit ‘yong fight walang masyadong buzz! Kabado ka ba?

Hindi naman. Basta trust ka lang kay Lord, malalagpasan mo lahat. ‘Tsaka, alam ko kasama ko ang Panginoon sa laban na ‘to kaya wala akong kaba.

Are you sure? Sinabi sa ‘yo ni Lord?!? What if sa side s’ya ni Marquez?

‘Di ka siguro nagbasa ng Bible Krissy. I mean sabi sa Romans 10:11, “Anyone who trusts in Him will never be put to shame.” Para malinaw, I am anyone who trusts in him so will never be put to shame.

I see. Wow, malinaw nga! Eh si Governor Chavit kasama mo rin?

Syimpri. Hindi naman nawala ang suporta n’ya. Sens berth. Hihihi

Pumayag si Lord?

Alam mo Krissy, sabi sa Luke 15:1-2, “This man receives sinners and eats with them.” For me, personally, at sa palagay ko, uki naman sa Panginoon kahit nandun si Gov and eats with them. I mean, ‘wag sana tayong mag-judgment kasi sabi sa Matthew 7:1, ““Judge not, that you be not judged.”

In Filipino…

Sus, inuuto mo naman ako. Gits mo na ‘yun.

Aha-ha-ha. You had me at ‘inuuto.’ Anyway, what’s this I heard, namigay ka raw ng mamahaling relo sa lahat ng congressman?! Sosyal ka! Samantalang ako cookies lang for friends. Pero masarap sila. I swear, nagustuhan ng audience ko sa KrisTV when I brought some sa taping three months ago, tapos muntik pang iuwi nung isa ang empty Tupperware. Kaloka.

Pwiding sumagot muna ako sa tanong?

Ayyy! Sorry! Ano nga ‘yung tanong ko? Aha-ha-ha, Ah, ‘yong luxury watches na gift mo raw sa mga taga-Kongreso. Is it true?

Overacting naman ang balita. I mean, ‘di naman mahal ang Tiknumarin. Oft the ricords lang ha: 40,000 lang isa nun. ‘Tsaka sabi sa Deuteronomy 16:17, “ Every man shall give as he is able, according to the blessing of the Lord your God which he has given you.”

Na-memorize mo talaga ‘yon?

Uu. Piro ‘di ko gits. Hihihi Juk lang. Gits ko naman. Kunti. Hihihi

Ito pa! Sabi sa news, halos tatlumpung kongresista ang lumipad ng Las Vegas para manood ng laban mo. Ano ang masasabi mo?

Syimpri, pasalamat ako sa supurta nila at pasalamat ako sa tiwala nila. I mean, kahit alam kung di nila pira ang ginastos, pasalamat pa rin ako. At less, may efforts. Hihihi Sabi nga sa Proverbs 17:17, “A friend loves at all times.” You know.

Pero Manny, sabi sa 1 Corinthians 15:33, “Do not be deceived: Bad company ruins morals.”

Alam ku pero sabi naman sa John 8:7, ‘“Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone.” Akala mu maiisahan mo ku ha hihihi

So, para sa ‘yo ok lang magliwaliw sa Las Vegas ang mga kongresista habang nasa state of calamity ang mga sinalanta ng bagyong Pablo?

Syimpri hindi. Piro priwil ‘yan eh. I mean ‘di ko naman sila pwiding pigilan. Eh bakit ang kapatid mo, ‘di sila pinigilan. Prisidinti s’ya ‘di ba?

At bakit naman nadamay ang kapatid ko? Helllllllllllo! Lest you forget, may separation of powers ang branches of government. Hindi nakikialam si Noy sa Kongreso, excuse me!

Lest you forget… RH Bill. Excuse me too!

In fairness, alam mo ang meaning ng “lest you forget?”

Hindi naman. I mean, ginaya lang kita. Baka sakaling tumama Hihihi

Oo nga pala, anti-RH Bill ka. I still remember my previous interview with you. Napag-uusapan na rin lang ang RH Bill, sabi raw ni Manila Auxiliary Bishop Broderick Pabillo, tila sinasalanta ng kalamidad ang bansa kapag tinatalakay ng Congress ang RH Bill. Parusa raw ito ng Diyos. What can you say?

Iwan ko sa kanya. Sabi n’ya lang siguro ‘yun. Kasi kausap ko naman si Lord gabi-gabi, wala siyang na-mintion tungkol kay Bishop.

Ikaw na talaga ang close kay Lord. Winnnnnner! So never n’yang nabanggit ang pangalan ni Bishop Pabillo?

Niver heard.

Niver talaga? Naku, bishop, if you’re reading this… careful ka sa statements mo huh. Don’t use God’s name in vain. Ibinuking ka tuloy ni Pareng Manny. Never heard ka raw ni Lord. As in niver. Aha-ha-ha!

Pwiding bumati?

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Teka lang! We’re not done yet. Kumusta naman si Mareng Jinkee?

Uki lang. Tulog na. I mean, jit lag eh. Pero lalong gumaganda.

Asuuus! Nambola ka pa! Ano bang secret ni mare at blooming lagi?

Simpli lang. Onli Bilo touches my skin.

Ohh! Wait, did she go under the knife?

Ang kulit mo Krissy! Tulog na nga eh so under the blanket na. Haisst.

Naloloka ako sa ‘yo. Ibang topic na nga lang.

‘Musta na pala si paring James?

May ganung segue? At ginawa mo pa siyang pari aha-ha-ha. Sandali lang… baka nakakalimutan mo, ako ang nagi-interview dito, hindi ikaw! So dapat ako lang ang magtatanong. James and I are okay naman. I think may game siya sa Pasko so imposibleng makasama niya si Bimby. Besides, my two sons and I with their yayas will be leaving for Hong Kong so kami talaga ng mga anak ko ang together this Christmas. Sa New Year na lang siguro silang mag-ama.

Tika lang, sino bang ine-enterview dito? Ikaw o ako?

Hellllloooo! Nagtanong ka ‘di ba? Sumagot lang ako. Nakakainis ka! Promise! Pinapahiya mo ako.

Tao lang. Suri. Suri.

Aha-ha-ha. Aliw ka talaga! Pati anak ni Tom Cruise dinamay mo. Anway, alam kong busy ka, so bilang isang lalaking nagbalik-loob kay Lord, anong maipapayo mo kay James? Alam mo naman ang lolo mo pagdating sa babae ‘di ba? Kaya nga kami laging nag-aaway noon.

Ah, kay paring James: sana huwag mawala ang takot mo sa Diyos. I mean, dapat hindi ka lang takot kay Krissy. Kay God rin.

O, ba’t nasama na naman ako? Guys, gusto ko lang ikurek ‘yan. May misimpression kasing inaapi ko si James or takot sa akin si James. Hellllo! Hindi naman siguro kami tatagal ng five years kung controlling wife ako ‘no!

Five years lang? Hihihi

Kainis ka! What’s funny? Five years is five years ‘no! It’s no laughing matter!

Uki. Suri sa laughing matter. May tanong ka pa?

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Fourth fight na ninyo ni Marquez on Sunday, sa tingin mo ba mana-knockout mo na siya finally?

Si Lord lang ang nakakaalam. I mean, sabi nga sa Hebrew 11:6, “And without faith it is impossible to please him, for whoever would draw near to God must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who seek him.” Bahala na si God. Ang importante I training hard, I sparring hard, I shadowboxing hard, I doing everything hard and I fight hard.

And you English hard. Aha-ha-ha In fairness, improving!

Lest you forget. Hihihi

Last na. Totoo bang lilipat ka na sa ABS-CBN? Why not ‘di ba? Para sa susunod na Christmas, kasama ka na sa bonggang Station ID. Eh sa kabila, wala kayong Christmas ID ‘di ba? Aminin!

Oo nga eh. No ID, no Entry. Hihihi… Juks lang. I mean, it’s not the station ID that’s important naman eh. I mean, sabi nga sa Luke 22:15, “And he said to them, ‘Take care, and be on your guard against all covetousness, for one’s life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions.’

Hindi mo naman sinagot ang tanong ko eh. Magiging Kapamilya ka na ba next year?

Dipindi sa plano ni Lord. I mean, siya lang ang nakakaalam. Salamat nga pala sa mga nanood ng Manny, Many, Prizes, mga Kapuso, tutok lang sa bago kong show. I mean, hindi ko pa alam piro dapat miron. I mean, magkikita pa rin tayo. Abangan lang.

Tama ba namang mag-promote ng show ng kabila? Sana magpasintabi muna sa akin since ako naman ang inassign na correspondent ‘di ba?

Sorry Krissy. I mean, na-excite lang ako kasi isang tulog na lang ang laban ko. Kaya sa mga kababayan ko, maraming salamat sa dasal at walang sawang pagsuporta. I mean, kung wala kayo, wala si Manny Pacquiao. At sa Panginoon, salamat sa lakas at talentong bigay niya. Sana ay ipagdasal n’yo ako dahil ang laban na ito ay hindi para sa akin. I mean, ang tagumpay ko ay tagumpay ng buong bayan.

Kaloka! Tinapos mo talaga ang interview? Bahala ka na nga! Wait! Super last question: pansin ko lang, lagi mong ginagamit sa mga interview mo sa TV ang “I mean.” Bakit?

Pati ba naman ‘yun Krissy napansin mo pa? I mean, hindi ko rin alam. Si Lord lang ang nakakalam.

Si Lord talaga? Siya na naman?

Uu. Lest you forget. Hihihi Juks lang. I mean, you know.

-End of Interview-
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“Right now, my mind is focused on being more aggressive for this fight. If there is a chance in the ring during the fight for a knockout, why not make the fight easy if I have the opportunity?”
~Manny ‘Pacman’ Pacquiao

Have a safe weekend everyone! Go Pacman!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.





OF DATES AND DEBATES

20 05 2011


Pacman Interpellates
World boxing champion and anti-RH Bill solon Manny Pacquiao slugged it out with veteran lawmaker Edcel Lagman in Congress last Wednesday night. It was a mismatch. The welterweight was exposed as a lightweight.

Albay Rep. Edcel Lagman thus snapped Manny Pacquiao’s 14-bout winning streak.

Did you see the Pacquiao-Lagman bout last Wednesday? Even if Pacman used steroids, he would have still lost that one.

Before he interpellated Albay Rep. Edcel Lagman, Sarangani Rep. Manny Pacquiao told the media he spent the whole night reading and studying the RH Bill. It didn’t show.

After 12 rounds of Q&A, Lagman scored well in research; Pacquiao, scored fairly in reading.

Although the main event was lackluster, the undercard was thrilling and entertaining. Mommy Dionisia Pacquiao posted her first career win when Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago decided to throw in the towel.

Defending her son against Senator Santiago’s advice that he should “stay out of the RH Bill debate,” a fuming Mommy Dionisia said, “Ang pakialaman nila ‘yong malaswa. Gusto ko ang pakialaman nila ‘yong malaswaaaaaaa!” To which Willie Revillame said, “O? Ano na namang ginawa ko?”

Quoting God, Cong. Manny Pacquiao said everyone must “go out to the world and multiply.” His statement was seconded by the CBCP, anti-RH Bill groups, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.


Sperminator
Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted that he fathered a child with a member of his household staff. The kid is now a fourth grader at the International Cyborg Institute.

Former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child outside of his marriage. The other son was identified as Jose Victor or JV.

Arnold Schwarzenegger kept the child secret for 10 years. Maria Shriver discovered it with the help of US Navy SEALs.


Bilibid Or Not
Bureau of Corrections director Ernesto Diokno is in hot water these days. This, after ABS-CBN cameras caught convicted killer and former Batangas governor Antonio Leviste outside the New Bilibid Prisons, specifically, in Makati and Binondo – at least four times. Rumors say Diokno is on his way out. In fact, his post has been offered to Anthony Taberna.

According to records, former Batangas governor Antonio Leviste is a ‘living out’ inmate – meaning, he is free to move around the New Bilibid Prisons (NBP). The records didn’t explain though how Binondo and Makati City became part of the NBP.


Noy’s New Date
President Aquino invited a certain Bunny Calica to a date last Monday. Reports say Bunny is 27 years old, very simple, intelligent, and the type of person who wouldn’t say no to the elderly.

The Philippine Daily Inquirer reported that Bunny Calica had dinner with Baby James and Joshua Aquino at the Bahay Pangarap in Malacañang recently. The information came from the fourth member of President Aquino’s Communications Group, Kris Aquino.

According to Kris, while having dinner, Baby James or Bimby asked Bunny, “Are you my tito’s girlfriend?” It was the President who answered, “No. But I hope so.” And then there was an awkward moment when Bimby said, “Hope? My daddy too.”

Top 5 Things Bunny Calica Shouldn’t Say if Baby James Asked, “Are you my tito’s girlfriend?”

No. 5: “Anak ka nga ng ina mo!”

No. 4: “You wish!”

No. 3: “Puwede na rin. End of the world na naman bukas eh.”

No. 2: “Actually, I’m your tito’s boyfriend. Mahaba lang ang buhok ko.”

And the No. 1 thing Bunny Calica shouldn’t say if Baby James asked, “Are you my tito’s girlfriend?”

“No Tito Boy. We’re just friends.”
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“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.”
~Charles Schultz

Quote of the Weak
“As you know I am still single. If I ever get a chance to go out on a date, it seems that I have invited the entire Filipino people to join me on that date. And I wonder who gave them the right.”
~ President Noynoy Aquino

- Eh ‘di magsumbong ka sa lolo mong panot!
You don’t want attention? STAY HOME! Problema ba ‘yon?

Have a great weekend!

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