THE HUNGER GAMES, ATBP.

26 03 2012


‘THE HUNGER GAMES’ tells the story of the rich and the powerful manipulating the poor and the helpless. It’s a huge hit among Filipinos. It’s OUR story.

The second half of the film showed teenagers brutally killing one another. Nobody was made accountable though. Parents started blaming Senator Kiko Pangilinan.

One of the most unforgettable moments in “The Hunger Games” was when Iggy Arroyo Katniss Everdeen volunteered to save her sibling.

In Book 2 of the hit trilogy, Katniss Everdeen was successfully lured by Jose Maria Sison into joining the radical youth group Kabataang Makabayan.

‘The Hunger Games’ is set in the future where no one uses a cellphone… and Manny Pangilinan owns the world.

Pyongyang has reportedly banned ‘The Hunger Games.’ Kim Jong-un was quoted to have said, “Don’t rub it in.”

In ‘The Hunger Games,’ 24 contestants known as ‘tributes’ from 12 districts are chosen to fight ‘til death until a single winner emerges. Expectedly, the alien kid from District 9 effortlessly won.


Top 10 Deleted Scenes From the Movie ‘The Hunger Games’

No. 10: A group of ‘batang hamog’ from District 2 robbing a taxicab

No. 9: Pulse Asia making public a survey saying the number of hungry citizens has dropped

No. 8: Political adviser Ronald Llamas secretly supplying ‘tributes’ with guns and ammunitions

No. 7: The House of Representatives approving on third and final reading the creation of a new “district,” a year before the elections #AlamNa

No. 6: Katniss Everdeen, ‘the girl on fire’ was on fire for more than 80 hours; fire marshal sacked for being drunk while on duty

No. 5: Ninong Manny Pacquiao taping an episode of ‘Manny Many Prizes’ in Panem’s poorest district

No. 4: Accused of doing nothing, President Snow (played by Donald Sutherland) releases photos of him carrying a stack of folders.

No. 3: DSWD Secretary Dinky Soliman supervising the selection of the beneficiaries of the Capitol’s conditional cash transfer program.

No. 2: Atty. Edwin Lacierda denying rumors the President was spotted on a date with Katniss Everdeen at Promenade, Greenhills

And the No.1 deleted scene from ‘The Hunger Games’ -

Political adviser Ronald Llamas illegally camcording the games and selling copies to DVD vendors

In Other News…
The fare rate hike on jeepneys is now in effect. Oil firms just jacked up gas prices. And Malacañang rejected the proposed P125 across-the-board legislated wage increase. Happy Hunger Games! And may the odds be ever in your favor!
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“Hope. It is the only thing stronger than fear.”
~ President Snow, ‘The Hunger Games’

Have a safe and inspired week!

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NEARLY HALF

21 03 2012

THE LATEST PULSE ASIA survey conducted from February 26 to March 9, 2012 showed that 47 percent of Filipinos believed that impeached Chief Justice Renato Corona was guilty. The survey has a margin of error of plus or minus 45 properties.


A recent Pulse Asia study on the Corona impeachment trial showed 58 percent of Filipinos would respect and accept whatever the Senate verdict would be. The remaining 42 percent work for Malacañang.

According to the latest propaganda survey, 47 percent of Filipinos were convinced that Chief Justice Renato Corona was guilty. The rest were non-Inquirer readers.

The Pulse Asia survey also revealed that 8 in 10 Filipinos follow the impeachment trial. The other 2 follow Sharon Cuneta’s explosive tweets against Piolo Pascual.

Breaking: A new survey revealed 98 percent of local newspapers and news websites believe that Renato Corona is guilty.

Tupas Says
Grilled anew on the reported list of alleged “45 Corona properties” which was found to be inaccurate, lead prosecutor Niel Tupas on Tuesday said, “I’m not aware of the media…” How dare you Mr. Congressman. That’s not how you treat an ally!

Noynoying
The Wall Street Journal published an article on ‘Noynoying’ – the term coined by militants to describe the Chief Executive’s alleged laidback working style. But President Aquino is unfazed. He vowed to make a statement as soon as he’s done with his coffee, cinnamon roll, and cigarette.

Deadly Game
In Manila, a man was stabbed following a dispute over a popular computer game. And my friend was like, “Holy sh*t, is the President safe?”

Three More
According to the Manila Bulletin, Manny Pacquiao is eyeing three more fights before finally retiring. To which God said, “I thought we’ve talked?!?”

Fire
Here’s the latest on the fire that destroyed Ever Gotesco Grand Central Mall in Caloocan City. After more than 80 hours, the fire and the city fire marshal were both declared “out.” Yey!

Sizzling Sharon
Megastar Sharon Cuneta, wife of Senator Kiko Pangilinan clashed with bashers and Piolo Pascual loyalists on Twitter. An exasperated Sharon threatened to leave the microblogging site. Realizing however that she’s got nothing else to do, she stayed.

Suddenly Bicolano
Reports say Aga Muhlach has registered as a voter in Camarines Sur. A quick survey showed 90 percent of residents were happy to welcome the actor. The survey has a margin of error of plus or minus “2013.”

Overseas…
In Indonesia, an eight-year-old boy smokes more than a pack of cigarettes per day. Observers believe the boy has a chance of becoming president someday.
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“One should perform his deeds for the benefit of mankind with an unbiased approach because bias gives birth to evil, which creates thousands of obstacles in our path.”
~Rig Veda

Quotes of the Day
“If we are to use surveys to convict or not to convict a person charged in our courts, then we do not need the courts. All we have to do is conduct surveys whenever somebody is charged.”
~Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile

“Regardless of what they’re doing, regardless of what they’re projecting, the President is at work. This administration continues to perform its responsibilities.”
~Atty. Edwin Lacierda on ‘Noynoying’

“This award is not for me because before becoming an actor, I am a Filipino first. This is for my country – the Philippines. Mabuhay!”
~ Eugene Domingo accepting her People’s Choice Award for Best Actress in the Sixth Asian Film Awards in HK

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SLAM BOOK SERIES: PACQUIAO

17 03 2012

WE NOW CONTINUE with our Slam Book series. If you think you’ve heard everything from, on or about Manny Pacquiao, think again. Today, you’ll learn more about the 8-division world champion and Sarangani representative. Have fun!





BREAKING: ‘Slam Book’ has decided to file a formal complaint against Ninong Manny for his alleged libelous, discriminatory, and racist comment.

Photo of the Week:
‘Noynoying’ According to Malacañang

Ano ang pinaka-angkop na pamagat sa larawang ito na inilabas ng palasyo?
A: The Thinker
B: My Favorite Newspaper
C: Reading Sans Glasses
D: The Working Reading President
E: ‘Watch’ What Happens
F: Owwws?!? ‘Di Nga?
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“In the last analysis sound judgment will prevail.”
~Joseph Cannon

You Have Spoken
Your assessment of the Defense panel’s witnesses so far…
So far, so good. 59.68%
Duh! ‘Yon lang? 32.26%
I do not follow the trial. 8.06%

Have a safe and love-filled weekend!

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