INSPIRED BY an article on College Humor’s website, here are the pick-up lines of famous Filipino men:
Apolinario Mabini: Except for my legs, lahat sa akin, tumatayo.
Gen. Gregorio Del Pilar: Sabi nila, mahusay raw akong mangabayo.
Andres Bonifacio: Hindi lang cedula ang kaya kong punitin.
Jose Rizal: Okay lang na ma-exile… basta sa puso mo.
Juan Luna: Kapag kasama kita, mas nagiging makulay ang mundo ko.
Amado V. Hernandez: Gusto mong makita ang aking ibong mandaragit?
Mar Roxas: Magaling akong pumadyak.
Ferdinand Marcos: Promise, hindi lang kamay na bakal ko ang matigas sa akin.
Fidel V. Ramos: Hmmm, maliban sa bibig ko, saan ko pa kaya pwedeng ipasok ang tabakong ‘to?
Manny Pacquiao: Tara, let’s go to the world and multiply.
Jose Ma. Sison: Blusa! Palda! Panty! Ibagsak!
Efren “Bata” Reyes: Puwede ko bang ikiskis ‘tong tako ko sa tisa mo?
Manny Villar: Basta ako, kaya ko ang double insertion!
Bro. Mike Velarde: Dila ko pa lang, matigas na.
Juan Ponce Enrile: Gusto mong maging happy?
Rene Mariano, psychic: May future tayong dalawa.
Noynoy Aquino: Alam mo, matagal-tagal ko na ring hindi napapaputok ‘tong baril ko.
Gomburza: Familiar ka sa phrase na “thrice the fun?”
Christmas Surveys
A Social Weather Stations Survey showed that 23 percent of Filipinos prefer to receive money as gift on Christmas. Those Filipinos were later identified as “congressmen.”
Another survey revealed that only 3 in 5 Filipinos would be happy this Christmas. To illustrate, think of the Aquino family. There’s Ballsy, Pinky, and Viel. That’s three. And then there’s, Noy and Kris.
Happy Holidays! Have a safe Christmas break everyone!
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