ONE HUNDRED

30 01 2012


THE PROSECUTION PANEL intends to present at least 100 witnesses in the ongoing impeachment trial. Either the prosecutors want Renato Corona out or Serafin Cuevas dead.

Lead prosecutor Niel Tupas Jr says they will present at least 100 witnesses to prove their case against Chief Justice Renato Corona. Senator Enrile looks forward to celebrating his centennial year in the Senate.


Btw, Senator Enrile is now using Facebook Timeline. You may now view his personal photos taken during the Renaissance.

The prosecution team intends to call at least eight journalists including veterans Raissa Robles and Maritess Vitug to the witness stand. That’s not surprising though. Fact is, these journalists would have drafted a much stronger case against the Chief Justice than the House of Representatives.

The defense team says witnesses are expected to have personal knowledge of what he or she will testify on. Unlike those 188 lawmakers who had no personal knowledge of what they signed up for.

The prosecution team has 100 witnesses for the Corona impeachment trial. Is this Plan B already?


Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago will definitely attend Monday’s impeachment trial. Doctors have given her a clean bill of health. She just had a checkup the other day. She was diagnosed with idiophobia.

Prosecutors are so prepared for Day 8 of the impeachment trial. They’re ready for the defense panel’s objections; for Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago’s clarificatory questions, and for Rudy Fariñas’ tantrums.

Fish Stock
During the inter-government review on the global protection program of the marine environment, Vice President Jejomar Binay reported a 32 percent decline in global fish stock. That’s really bad news for the prosecution team’s ongoing fishing expedition.

RIP: Ignacio Arroyo
Congressman Ignacio Arroyo is dead. There’s no truth to rumors that it was Atty. Mike Arroyo who died and that Iggy was just covering up for him again.

Where is Llamas?
Malacañang says controversial political adviser Ronald Llamas is under investigation. At press time, Llamas is still mum on the issue. He is expected to release a statement as soon as he’s done with his weekend movie marathon.

Arrested
Senator Lito Lapid’s wife Marissa was arrested in the United States for allegedly smuggling 50 thousand dollars. At first, Mrs. Lapid denied that the money was hers. However, she was forced to admit when airport authorities found ores, gravel, sand, and lahar on the stash.

Date?
Reports say President Aquino recently went to dinner with radio/TV host Grace Lee.  Some people are calling it a ‘date.’ Sumama lang sa dinner,  may ‘romance angle’ na agad?  ‘Di ba pwedeng napilitan lang?
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“You never know how much a man can’t remember until he is called as a witness.”
~Will Rogers

Quote of the Day
“Putting media practitioners as well as sitting Supreme Court Justices as possible witnesses is just simply horribly wrong. Not only does it leave the trial open to a challenge that it was, after all, the institution of the SC itself that is now being tried, it also opens a door that should, at the moment, remain closed.”
~Lawyer Theodore Te

Have a great week ahead!

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JUST MARRIED

21 06 2011

SENATOR MIRIAM Defensor-Santiago and Atty. Narciso Santiago Jr. renewed their vows Saturday. Among the attendees were prominent and controversial politicians including Vice President Jejomar Binay, Ilocos Rep. Imelda Marcos, Pampanga Rep. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, former president Joseph Estrada, and Senators Jinggoy Estrada, Bong Revilla, Antonio Trillanes IV, Pia & Alan Peter Cayetano, Loren Legarda, Miguel Zubiri, and Manny Villar.  Observers say there was ease in finding  these VIPs inside the Cathedral.  They were all seated in a row labeled: ‘This is where your taxes go.’

Aside from known political adversaries like President Aquino and Congresswoman Arroyo, and Executive Secretary Jojo Ochoa and Mr. & Mrs. Mar Roxas, the ruby anniversary of Sen. Miriam and husband Jun also brought together business rivals; executives from competing broadcast networks, and publishers/owners of leading broadsheets. The event thus made Senator Santiago the frontrunner for next year’s Nobel Peace Prize.

In keeping with tradition, the Santiago couple invited Imelda Marcos, Heart Evangelista, Edgardo Angara, and Mar Roxas – something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.

Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago picked President Aquino as best man… fueling speculations it was a shotgun wedding.

Top 10 Things Overheard at the Santiagos’ Renewal of Vows

No. 10: “I now pronounce you husband and strife.”

No. 9: “Hello Mr. Vice President! Finally, nakita rin kita in person. Thank you sa iyong Solomonic solution. Matutuwa si Ferdie. Don’t worry, ‘di ka pababayaan ng aking mga constituents sa 2016.”

No. 8: “Ay! Siya ba ‘yong mister?!? Akala ko, assistant ni Mr. Shooli sa ‘Mongolian Barbecue.’

No. 7: “You’re so sexy in your gown. Sabay ba tayong uuwi mamaya?” | “Edong, not here, ok? Maraming tao. Behave!”

No. 6: “Hindi ko sisimulan ang misa hangga’t ‘di lumalabas ang mga pro-divorce na nasa loob ng cathedral, with the exception of Senator Santiago. Bibilang ako ng tatlo. Isa… ”

No. 5: “I’m warning you Mar. ‘Wag na ‘wag na ikaw ang unang babati sa Ochoa na ‘yan kung ayaw mong mag-away na naman tayo pag-uwi sa bahay!”

No. 4: “Senator Trillanes, hi! I don’t think we’ve been introduced. I am Manny Pangilinan. I’m pleased to meat, er meet you.”

No. 3: “O, nagulat kayo ‘no? Inisship n’yo, ‘di ako shishipot dahil naoshpital ako lassht week. Neck neck n’yo!

No. 2: “Pare naman! Wag mo nang kunin ang number! ‘Yong syota n’yan, beinte-dos anyos na Brazilian model. Ikaw, singkwenta’y uno na!”

And the top thing overheard at the Santiagos’ renewal of vows…

“Do you take this woman to be your awfully wedded wife?”
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“Non-marriage now is apparently a fashion among young people. I think they’re missing out on something. It’s very nice to come home and obtain catharsis by scolding your husband if you do not scold anybody in your office.”
~Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago

Quote of the Weak
“Galit ang DENR sa nangyari na ‘yon. Puro plastic!”
~Ang live na reaksyon ng news anchor na si Noli De Castro sa TV Patrol (6/20/211) matapos iulat ni Jorge Cariño ang pagsasama-sama ng magkakalaban sa pulitika at negosyo sa ruby anniversary ng mag-asawang Miriam at Jun Santiago noong Linggo

In Other News
According to the latest Social Weather Stations survey, President Aquino’s net satisfaction rating dropped from “very good” to “good.” Bad.

Malacañang downplayed the latest drop in President Aquino’s net satisfaction rating. According to presidential spokesman Edwin Lacierda, “the level of dissatisfaction did not increase nationally.” It remained at 18 percent plus or minus shooting buddies.

You Have Spoken
Sa pagkakaugnay sa isa’t isa nina Kris Aquino and Sen. Chiz Escudero, your take:
– WALANG masama. Bagay naman sila. 7.22%
- UTANG na loob. Tigilan na ‘yang isyung ‘yan! 78.33%
– Hintayin na lang natin ang susunod na kabanata. 14.45%

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