MODERNONG MGA KASABIHAN

18 02 2013

Modern Sayings and Proverbs


Charity begins at the Senate.

Too many crooks spoil the pork.

If at first you don’t succeed…
form a party-list group.

Nasa Diyos ang awa
Nasa tao ang gawa
Nasa Kongreso ang biyaya.

President Aquino
To err is human
To forgive is…
… not his cup of tea!

Cong. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
Necessity is the mother of reelection.

Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago
Nasa Diyos ang awa
Na kay Miriam ang ngawa.

Sen. Panfilo Lacson
Ang sundalong nasusugatan
‘Pinagtatanggol ang kasarian.

The Estradas, the Binays, the Enriles, the Villafuertes, the Singsons, at maraming iba pa
The family that preys prays together…
Alam na.

Birds of a feather
are a dynasty.

Chiz Escudero, Loren Legarda and Grace Poe
Two parties are better than one.

Manila Mayor Alfredo Lim
If you can’t beat them,
Arrest them!

Suspended Cebu Governor Gwen Garcia
Magpakahaba-haba man ang prusisyon
Tuloy pa rin ang suspensyon

Aga Muhlach
The grass is greener… in politics.

Annabelle Rama
Hindi lahat na kumikinang ay ginto.
Minsan tao.

Atimonan Checkpoint Police
Kung ’di madaan sa santong dasalan
Rubout na lang.

Sen. Franklin Drilon
Habang maikli pa ang kumot, matutong…
Mag-diet.

Rodolfo ‘Jun’ Lozada Jr.
Ang taong nagigipit
Sa mga madre kumakapit

Charice
Ang ‘di marunong magmahal sa sariling wika
May accent na kakatwa

Horse meat Scandal
Aanhin pa ang damo
Kung hamburger na ang kabayo
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“It is a pleasure to be able to quote lines to fit any occasion.”
~Abraham Lincoln

Have a productive week!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.








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