SAAABEH? (MODERN SAYINGS 2)

3 08 2013

Modernong mga Kasabihan 2013
[At ang mga naging inspirasyon ng mga ito]

Lawmakers and Pork Barrel
Magpakahaba-haba man ang prusisyon
sa ghost NGOs pa rin ang tuloy

Honesty is the best… theoretically.

Janet Napoles, Jinggoy Estrada, Bong Revilla, Gringo Honasan Lito Lapid, and other lawmakers linked to the pork barrel scam
Nasa tao ang gawa
Nasa mga ‘yan ang biyaya

Tell me who your friends are
… and I will tell you to go to hell.

Keep your friends close…
they know your secrets.

Birds of a feather
party together.

Janet and Jeane Napoles
Ang maling ginagawa ng matatanda
Ini-enjoy ng mga bata

Ang taong nagigipit
Kay Lorna Kapunan kumakapit

Plus:
President Aquino and Comm. Ruffy Biazon
Ang pagsasabi ng tapat
Pagbibitiw ay ‘di tinatanggap

Corrupt Customs Employees
Ang sundalong nasusugatan
Nag-iibayo ang kakapalan

Customs, Enrile, Belmonte and other alleged padrinos
A phone call a day keeps the revamp away.

Vice President Binay
The early bird…
gets the campaign contributions.

Ex-future lawmaker Annabelle Rama
If at first you don’t succeed…
Nice!

BIR Fixers
Kapag may isinuksok
Alam na.

Cebu Pacific
Kung gaano kataas ang lipad…
sa runway sumasadsad

Metro Traffic
Ang tumatakbo ng matulin…
sinungaling! (Traffic ‘no!)

Informal Settlers
Man does not live by P18,000 alone.

BB Gandanghari
The penis mightier than the sward.

Pope Francis’ Acceptance of Gay Priests
Huli man at magaling…
Awaaard!

Health
Early to bed and early to rice,
makes a man fat.

The best things in life…
are fried.
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“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.”
~Doug Larson

EXPLOSIVE!
The revelations in the comments section of this blog about Janet Napoles and the pork barrel scam are riveting, revealing, eye-opening, and infuriating. We are doomed! T*ng-i*a nilang lahat!

In Other News
The National Capital Region has identified the five crime-prone areas in the metro: Monumento, Baclaran, Kalentong, University Belt, and the corner of Edsa and E. Rodriguez Avenue/Aurora Blvd in Cubao. Surprisingly, the list didn’t include Batasan Complex or the Bureau of Customs.

Have a fun weekend!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.








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