FLIPTOP AND POLITICS REDUX

28 06 2012

Match No. 1: Manila Mayor Alfredo Lim vs. Vice Mayor Isko Moreno

Isko Moreno:
Puro ka banta, puro ka dadâ
Tinotopak ka na ba tanda?
It’s so obvious: kabado kang tunay
Pati kami trip mong ipapatay
Bang!

Mayor Lim:
Saksakan ka talaga ng bobo
Palibhasa utak-basurero
‘Di mo kasi gets ang figure of speech
Kung maka-react ka, para kang bitch!

Isko Moreno:
Your days are numbered d’yan sa city hall
‘Wawa ka naman, you’re about to fall
Erap at Isko: sure na balakid
Ang bagsak mo lolo sa home for the aged!

Mayor Lim:
‘Wag over confident sa ‘yong partner
May kaso pa ‘yan, remember Dacer?
And please tigilan mo ang ‘yong pa-tweetums
City Hall ito, hindi Master Showman!

Match No. 2: Sen. Koko Pimentel vs. ex-Sen. Migz Zubiri

Koko Pimentel:
Kapal ng mukha mo, lumayas ka rito
This is MY party, do’n ka kay Arroyo
‘Wag ka ngang umastang ika’y super linis
Your image is tarnished, balat mo ma’y makinis!

Migz Zubiri:
Ba’t pati skin ko’y pinag-iinitan mo na rin
‘Di ko naman fault kung gifted ka with melanin
That issue of cheating is so 2007
Nag-move on na sina KC at Piolo, mag-move ka na rin!

Koko Pimentel:
Hindi! Hindi pwede! Umamin ka muna
Lumuhod ka sa akin, humingi ng pasensya!
Isang buong term ang inagaw mo sa akin
Malaki-laki rin ang nawalang pork barrel!

Migz Zubiri:
May basbas ako ni Erap, manigas ka na lang
Kung ayaw mo sa akin, do’n ka sa Liberal
At ba’t ako luluhod? Ma-chismis pa tayo!
I will not do that! Ano ako? Bading? Hellooo!?!?

In Other News
The latest Social Weather Stations survey showed a drop in the number of Filipinos who consider themselves poor and hungry. In totally unrelated news, President Aquino’s SONA is coming soon.

A self-rated poverty survey conducted by the SWS showed 51 percent of Filipinos consider themselves poor. The rest are in denial.

Richest
According to Forbes, GMA 7 executives Gilberto R. Duavit Jr. and Felipe L. Gozon are the 26th and 32nd richest Filipino today. ABS-CBN’s Gabby Lopez did not make the cut this year although he ranked second in another survey conducted by Kantar.

Mall magnate Henry Sy is still the Philippines’ richest for 2012 with an estimated fortune of 9.1 billion dollars… which leads me to the question: why can’t SM malls hire the services of a better security agency?

Ruffa Resigns
Ruffa Gutierrez has resigned from her showbiz-oriented talk show on TV5. ‘k.
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“The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.”
~Mahatma Gandhi

Quotes Quiz. Who tweeted:
“sana daw tinamaan na lang daw si mirriam ng kidlat. nasaan ka kidlat?”
A: Cong. Sherwin Gatchalian
B: Juana Change
C: Cong. Boyet Gonzales
D: Richard Gomez

Elsewhere
Rappler: What some of the richest Filipinos have in common

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

Quotes Quiz. Answer: D








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