IN OBSERVANCE of All Saints Day 2012, here’s the updated version of one my previous posts titled “Predicted Last Words and Deathbed Statements of Famous Filipinos.”
President Aquino: “Kasalanan ito ng nakaraang administras… ngorkx.”
Vice President Binay (via text blast): “khit wla na ako sa mundong ibabaw, mkkaasa kayong ipgpp2loy ng aking mga anak na cna nancy, abigail @ jun2x ang tapat @ taos-puso kong pgllngkod. pls pass…”
Cong. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo: “Hello, Mikey? Will my wake be visited by 1 million?”
Manila Mayor Alfredo Lim (via Twitter): “O, mauna na ako.”
Presidential spokesman Edwin Lacierda: “At the end of the day… ugh.”
Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile: “Senator Trillanes… sana maging happy ka!”
Sarah Pope (via her blog): “30”
Sen. Tito Sotto: “60” (Baka sabihin n’yo kinopya ko na naman. Dinoble ko para safe.)
Atty. Ferdinand Topacio: “Achtung!”
Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago: “Panginoon, bigyan mo ako ng isa pang buhay, at iimbestigahan ko ang sakit kong ito. Pati ikaw Lord iimbestigahan ko!”
Manny V. Pangilinan: “One big flight.”
Cynthia Villar : “Hanep na ang patay dahil may hanep… basta, hanep.”
Cong. Winnie Castelo (Via tarp): “Thank you Lord! See you soon! – Rep. Winnie Castelo, 2nd District, Quezon City
Annabelle Rama: “Eduardo… Roffa… Rocky… Elvis… Raymond… Rechard… Ritchie Paul… bahala na kayong maningil kay Nadia. Kulang pa ng 125,000 ang b*boy na ‘yon! Ang kapal-kapal ng muk…” (gasps, dies)
Councilor Shalani Soledad: “No comment po.”
German Moreno: “Walaaaaang gisingan!”
Sen. Lito Lapid: “Pwede bang mamatay na lang? Wala akong inihandang speech eh!”
Boy Abunda: “And this is the bottomline!”
John Lloyd Cruz: “Hik!”
Kris Aquino (via Twitter): “@iamkrisaquino: guys, thanks for all your prayers. joshua and bimby are beside me now. i told them to be strong. grabe! bimby cried when i told him na i’m gonna visit him every nite. hahaha then josh said, ‘mama, u’r creepy.’ gosh, ganito pala ang feeling. kaloka! pero seriously, i’m going to miss you. promise. #AlmostDead #KeriLang #Now Na!”
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“It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
~Woody Allen
Enjoy your vacation!
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