AMALAYER? GOSH!

16 11 2012

EXCLUSIVE! This compilation of tweets were retrieved from the drafts folder of famous Filipinos in politics, media and entertainment. These tweets have never been made public – until now.


NoyNoy_Official:
tagal pa ng 2016. hayyz. pagod na! pero kakayanin. pati lovelife apektado. #presidentialproblems

MrPalengke:
RT @NoyNoy_Official: tagal pa ng 2016. hayyz. pagod na! pero kakayanin. pati lovelife apektado. — PARE, DON’T TELL ME ‘di kita winarningan. hahaha!

FamousQuotes:
“Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” – John F. Kennedy

T2_Zotto:
Sa inyong lahat, huwag n’yong itanong ang magagawa ng inyong bayan para sa inyo – itanong n’yo kung anong magagawa ninyo para sa bayan. Pakiusap ko lang. Happy weekend!

Bossing_MVP:
UP Fight! #testingLang lolz

iamHeart_E:
gusto kong kumain ng chiz curls

SayCheese:
ehem. kilig naman ako. @iamHeart_E

NoyNoy_Official:
WHATEVER.

TheRealMega:
RT @megafan: idol shawie, di ka raw pina-follow ni krissy sa twitter. grabe naman. anong masasabi mo? more power idol.” /// HAYAAN MO SIYA. the feeling is mutual. hindi ko rin naman siya pina-follow forever and ever-gotesco kalookan branch amen! ‘tsaka, bakit ko naman… p.1

TheRealMega:
p.2 … siya ipa-follow eh hindi naman kami ganun ka-close? kahit naman noong nasa avs-cvn pa ako, hi, hello lang kami. hindi kawalan kung hindi niya ako ifollow. ang mahalaga i am blessed and i’m happy with my Kafatid network kasi dito i feel…

TheRealMega:
p.3 … loved talaga. hindi plastic ang staff ng show ko at ang mga tao sa paligid. Moreover, furthermore and in addition to that, baka sumakit lang ang ulo ko kung ifa-follow ko siya so hayaan n’yo na lang. I love you tweeties!

Rufflerdotcom:
Breaking: Zotto apologizes for imitating Hitler’s looks
Full story here: http://ruffler.com/zotto-bigote-hitler-lang-ang-peg-kalerqui.htm

KrissyAquino214:
hi @TheRealMega! sent you a couple of DMs. thanks.

AVS-CVNNewzdotcom:
VIDEO: Bagong gupit ni Vernadeth Zemvrano, ipinasilip http://bit.ly/SZKUVV

AttyFerdzTopazio:
News na ‘to? Earthshaking! RT @AVS-CVNNewzdotcom: VIDEO: Bagong gupit ni Vernadette Zemvrano, ipinasilip http://bit.ly/SZKUVV

GMmmmANews:
Acting ng Kafuzo star na si Jaclyn Rice, pinuri ng direktor

AttyFerdzTopazio:
RT @GMmmmANews: Acting ng Kafuzo star na si Jaclyn Rice, pinuri ng direktor |> STAR? SINO SIYA? MAS may lalim naman siguro ang acting ng favorite kong si Bea Bineknek!

TheRealMega:
Hello tweeties! @KrissyAquino214 sent me messages. She denied saying na nakaka-stress ang tweets ko kaya she’s not following me. Some people are just concocting stories about us, artistas. That’s plural huh, artistas with an s. Anyway, for the 758th time this year, let me say sorry for believing those stupid people. i Love you tweeties and I am sorry @KrissyAquino214. Thanks.

LaConsolacionGirl:
amalayer? tell me! amalayer! ate, you tell me! amalayer!??

LadyGuardTrain:
Wala po akong sinabing…

LaConsolacionGirl:
Oh may garrrrd shampoo manong, she’s a lahhyer. ate, edukada akong tao! 88% percent ako sa hekasi at 89.5 sa home economics. ikaw? if i know, bagsak ka sa PEHM. so I’m jazz rethurning the favored!

TheRealMega:
teka lang. bakit may ibang umeeksena? moment ko ‘to ‘noh! hello again @KrissyAquino214, I’m glad that all’s well between us. I’ll bake a carrot cake for you.

KrissyAquino214:
Thanks @TheRealMega. sana walang lason. can’t wait. I heard masarap kang mag-bake. looking forward to that cake.

TheRealMega:
of course, walang lason masarap! btw, I am following you na.
Can you follow back pleeeeeeease?

NoyNoy_Official:
May kaaway ka na naman? @KrissyAquino214

KrissyAquino214:
Hellllooooo! Ako? May kaaway? Eh ang bait-bait ko lately ‘no!? Baka ikaw! Imbyerna na naman sa ‘yo ang media kasi nilektyuran mo na naman sila. Aha-ha-ha! @NoyNoy_Official

KiikoPangilinan:
@TheRealMega sweetheart, alas-tres na ng madaling araw. matagal ka pa ba d’yan? antok na antok na ako.

TheRealMega:
@KiikoPangilinan wait lang dear, give me two hours. naghihintay pa ng reply ang followers ko. Tweeties, I am following @KrissyAquino214 on Twitter now. Just goes to show that I really like her. I could only hope that those people who are sick in the mind at walang silbi sa buhay will stop writing stuff about us para lang pag-awayin kami. Never kaming nag-away. I love @KrissyAquino214 so much.

LaConsolacionGirl:
Gosh, ate… amalayer??!! Nooooo! Youmalayer! Youmalayer!

TheRealMega:
Hey @LaConsolacionGirl, are you referring to me? Pls lang. Nananahimik ako at ang anak ko. ‘Pag kami ang bumuwelta sa idolo n’yo, pasensyahan.

PinoyJokes:
“Ang taong natutulog na makati ang pwet ay nagigising na mabaho ang daliri.”

TheRealMega:
“@PinoyJokes Ang taong natutulog na makati ang pwet ay nagigising na mabaho ang daliri.” // EXCUSE ME! I ALWAYS take a shower before going to bed!

KrissyAquino214:
Gosh, heto na naman siya. Nakakaloka! Ooops, sorry!

TheRealMega:
Tweeties, parang may gusto na ulit akong i-unfollow. What do you think?

NoyNoy_Official:
Tumahimik ka na sabi! @KrissyAquino214

KrissyAquino214:
Ok, fine! Kung ‘di ka lang presidente! Good night! Sleep na ako promise. #Amalayer Aha-ha-ha
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“I’d like to say that parody is a celebration of a person’s specific characteristics, as opposed to mockery.”
~Ana Gasteyer

Quote of the Weak
“I don’t know why some people are so sick in the head that they like making up stories to start fights between other people. Sad for them. But I pity them more because walang silbi ang mga buhay nila.”
~ Actress/TV host Sharon Cuneta, realizing perhaps that the “Krissy” whom she “targeted” in her latest Twitter outburst was not the real Kris Aquino but a parodied character

Well…

Happy weekend everyone!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.








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