DOH Campaign
Health Secretary Francisco Duque III attributed the lower firecracker-injury statistics this year to the DOH’s “scare tactics.” In fact, a post-New Year celebration survey revealed that Filipinos were horrified to see those DOH posters showing wounded faces, severed fingers, mutilated hands… and Duque’s election-inspired poses.
For the past two months, Health Secretary Francisco Duque III has been very busy with the “Iwas Paputok” campaign. A year from now, he’ll be a lot busier with his Senate seat campaign.
Manny’s New Baby
Manny Pacquiao has a new baby. He named her Queen Elizabeth. His wife Jinkee was so thankful they had a girl… because if it happened to be a boy, Manny would have reportedly named it… King Kong.
Manny’s New Baby II
Manny Pacquiao has a new baby. That’s his second baby in two years. He’s got four kids now but plans to have more. That’s another reason why he’s called the “pound for pound king.”
Postscript to a Golf Course Clash 
Saturday, January 3: A Philippine Daily Inquirer headline reads: “Pangandamans ask bloggers to stop attacks” NOW THEY know how their 14-year-old victim felt when they were attacking him.
Secretary Pangandaman appealed to bloggers to stop accusing them on the Web and warned them against karma. Pangandaman added, “I hope this doesn’t happen to you,” to which the Professional Heckler said, “Of course it won’t! I play bowling, not golf!”
Top 5 Movie Remakes Starring Agrarian Reform Secretary Nasser Pangandaman; Masiu, Lanao Del Sur Mayor Nasser Jr., and their Bodyguards
5: The Lord of the Greens
4: The Golffather
3: You’ve Got Mauled!
2: The Year of Golfing Dangerously
And the No. 1 movie remake starring Agrarian Reform Secretary Nasser Pangandaman; Masiu, Lanao Del Sur Mayor Nasser Pangandaman Jr., and their bodyguards…
1. You Don’t Mess With the Pangandamans
Showbiz!
My ever-reliable sources say doctors Vicki Belo and Hayden Kho have kissed and made up. Hayden has reportedly realized that two moms are better than one, while Vicki… hmmm, let’s just say, she can afford him! Let’s leave it at that.
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Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.
~Author Unknown
