SURPRISED

11 03 2008

Holy Witness!

In yesterday’s hearing, Sen. Panfilo Lacson’s “surprise witness,” information technology expert and businessman Leo San Miguel has denied having “direct knowledge” of the alleged kickbacks in the NBN contract. Last Sunday, Philippine Daily Inquirer reporter Tony Bergonia wrongly identified Eduardo Mañalac, former PNOC president as Lacson’s “surprise witness” on the aborted NBN contract. Mañalac has threatened to file a case against the Inquirer for its “fabricated story.”
Question: What do Sen. Panfilo Lacson and the Philippine Daily Inquirer have in common? Answer: “Nothing.”

Top 10 Proposed Movie Remakes for Panfilo Lacson and His “Surprise Witness” Leo San Miguel

10: The Gulat Archipelago

9: Finding Leo

8: How to Lose a Witness in One Day

7: The Devil Knows Nada

6: Dud! Where’s My Witness?

5: Guy, Interrupted

4: Sinungaling Mong Poser

3: The Chronicles of Nada: D’ Leo, D’ Witness and Denial

2: Sana’y Wala Nang… Wala

And the No. 1 proposed movie for Sen. Panfilo Lacson and his “surprise witness” Leo San Miguel…

1: Nothing Hill

Top 5 Movie Remakes Top-billed By Inquirer Reporter Tony Bergonia (With the special participation of former PNOC President Eduardo Mañalac)

5: SweetTony Thud: The Big Blunder of Chino Roces Street

4: Babawi Ako’t Idedemanda Kita

3: Lie Hard

2: Guess Who’s Apologizing to Dinner

And the No. 1 movie remake top-billed by Inquirer reporter Tony Bergonia…

1: The Year of Reporting Erroneously





SURPRISE!

9 03 2008

GMA and the Olympics null

President Arroyo will attend the opening of the 29th Summer Olympics in Beijing this year. Rumors say there has just been an ex-deal between Mrs. Arroyo and the Chinese government: China gives her reserved seats in the stadium; RP gives China oil reserves at the Spratlys. Fair enough?

null GMA and the Olympics II null

President Arroyo will attend the opening of the 29th Summer Olympics in Beijing this year. Rumors say she’ll then meet with Chinese President Hu Jintao to talk about the possibility of co-hosting the 2018 Asian Games – at the Spratly Islands.

null “Surprise Witness”

The Philippine Daily Inquirer’s top story Sunday claimed that former Phil. National Oil Company president Eduardo Mañalac is the new “surprise witness” who will testify before the Senate on the NBN ZTE anomaly. However, a stunned Mañalac strongly denied the report of the Inquirer. After reading the paper, Mañalac thus became a “surprised witness.”

“Surprise Witness” II

The Philippine Daily Inquirer‘s top story Sunday claimed that former Phil. National Oil Company president Eduardo Mañalac is the new “surprise witness” who will testify before the Senate on the NBN ZTE scandal. However, the report has been categorically denied by Mañalac himself, the Senate through Sen. Panfilo Lacson, and NBN ZTE whistleblower Joey De Venecia. Mañalac may have been surprised by the Inquirer report – but for regular readers of the paper? Wala ‘yon! Sanay na kami sa Inquirer!

“Surprise Witness” III

An infuriated Eduardo Mañalac has written the Philippine Daily Inquirer and categorically denied its banner story Sunday claiming he was the Senate’s next “surprise” star witness on the NBN ZTE deal. Mañalac said, “Worse than hearsay, this article is a complete falsehood,” and hinted that he might take legal action against the Inquirer. This “star witness” is mad but right now, another star must be smiling and glad – The Philippine Star!

Cory’s Plea

Former President Corazon Aquino appealed to the public to pray for the Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines to reconsider its original stand not to call for the resignation of President Arroyo. Let’s see which is more powerful: Cory or the PCSO – Pera o Prayer?

Lozada’s Wish

The other day, ZTE NBN deal witness Rodolfo “Jun” Lozada said “I’m getting my life back and I want to live a normal life.” And in case you didn’t notice, he has started living his so-called “normal life” by touring the whole archipelago – absolutely for free. Sweet!

JDV and Lakas

According to Cong. Jose De Venecia’s lawyer Raul Lambino, JDV will not leave Lakas-CMD because he will be the “konsensya” of Lakas. Hmmm, tell me: a party without conscience and a party with De Venecia as its conscience… what’s the difference?

null Morato and Lozada

PCSO director Manoling Morato lambasted ZTE NBN witness Jun Lozada saying he is as fake as his name. Sought for his reaction on Morato’s rant, Lozada allegedly replied, “No comment po ako d’yan kasi sabi po ng tatay ko… hindi dapat pinapatulan ang mga babae.”

Bad Education

Check out the latest YouTube sensation: 2008 Bb. Pilipinas-World Janina San Miguel.

Have a great week ahead!








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