FEELINGS

29 01 2013

TOUR GUIDE, theater artist, painter and activist Carlos Celdran was sentenced to a minimum of two months and maximum of one year in prison for “offending religious feelings.” The guilty verdict was handed down by Manila Metropolitan Trial Court Branch 4 Judge Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini.

THEO
Tour guide Carlos Celdran was sentenced to a prison term after he was found guilty of “offending religious feelings” – which, makes me wonder why Bishop Teodoro Bacani is still out there, and free.

A Manila MTC judge sentenced activist Carlos Celdran to a prison term for “offending religious feelings.” Hey judge, the 1800s called. Mag-move on ka na raw!

Burglary
Last Saturday, a 22-year-old jobless man identified as Hilbert Moncano broke into the office of MMDA Chairman Francis Tolentino in Guadalupe Nuevo, Makati City. According to the police, no money was taken. Feeling sorry for himself, Moncano said he should have just broke into a senator’s office.

Reports say the 22-year-old suspect was trapped inside MMDA Chairman Francis Tolentino’s office for almost 36 hours and even took a shower before he was found. In totally unrelated news, Tolentino and his wife just had a fight.

Mega Robbery
Talking about Saturday’s robbery at SM Megamall, the spokesperson of Mandaluyong City police told GMA News, “Base sa aming imbestigasyon, maaaring beforehand, nag-conduct na sila ng surveillance, inalam nila kung saan sila pwede pumasok at saan sila pwede lumabas.” Baka nga.

And you still wonder why those robbers escaped?!Silence Please
Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago has filed a bill that seeks to penalize the use of electronic devices like cell phones inside cinemas, concert halls, and other performance venues. The feisty senator wants those gadgets in “silent” mode. To which, moviegoers said, “You first!”

Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago has a pending bill called “Silent Mode Act,” or in Senate parlance, Lito Lapid.

Awan Future
Aman Futures founder Emmanuel Amalilio, the alleged ringleader of the 12 billion-peso Ponzi scheme is reportedly sick. He is now confined at St. Luke’s Malaysia.

iran
Iran’s Space Program
Iran is claiming to have successfully launched a monkey into space and brought it back alive. American astronauts were like, “That was so ‘50s!”

Iran claims it has successfully launched a monkey into space and brought it back alive. Did you see the poor animal? It looks frightened as if it’s being hostaged. I heard Ben Affleck’s doing a movie about it.

Reports say Iranians have successfully sent a monkey into space. That’s impressive but maybe not as impressive as Filipinos who have sent hundreds of crocodiles to Congress.

SunStar
Penis captivus
In Mandaue City, Cebu… a woman allegedly died when her partner’s penis got stuck in her vagina during an intercourse. The “inseparable” couple was brought to the hospital but the woman was pronounced dead on arrival. She died of prolonged embarrassment.
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“It’s discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.”
~ Noël Coward, Blithe Spirit

Sound Bites
“If our priests and members of religious orders follow the example of the Holy Pope, I think Christian generosity and charity will prevail and maybe the Church could forgive Mr. Celdran so that we can move on.”
~President Aquino via Rappler.Com

Enjoy the rest of the week!

Personal
A shout out to Dr. Dulcinea Laforteza and her expository writing class at the University of the Philippines in Los Baños! Hello!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.








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