Former First Lady Imelda Marcos celebrated her 80th birthday on July 2. Insisting that she’s nearly broke, she opted to host a very modest party. To give you an idea how modest it was, the candles she used for her cake… were made from her husband’s thighs.
One of the greediest people of all time (according to Newsweek magazine) just turned 80! Imelda Marcos became an octogenarian on July 2, 2009. You know what that means? She can be the next Senate president or mayor of Manila!
Top 10 Ways Imelda Marcos Celebrated Her 80th Birthday
No. 10: Spent hours lecturing her most famous grandson on the bad effects of “ecstasy”
No. 9: Torched hundreds of current and past issues of Newsweek magazine
No. 8: Watched videos of her all-time favorite local reality show, “Born Diva”
No. 7: Laid a wreath of flowers at her late husband’s imaginary tomb at the Libingan ng mga Bayani
No. 6: With daughters Imee, Irene, & Aimee, and Marcos loyalist Cherry Cobarrubias, plus a medium, visited the Manila Film Center and conducted a séance. She sought forgiveness from the “spirits” for whatever “harm I have caused you.”
No. 5: Learned the steps of “Single Ladies” and “Jai Ho” with her favorite dancing partner, PCGG Chairman Camilo Sabio
No. 4: Sponsored a high school essay writing and art contest with the theme, “Tatlumpu’t Anim na Taon ng Martial Law: Kagandahan, Kapayapaan, at Kaunlaran”
No. 3: Visited the metro’s slums to “spread beauty and hope”
No. 2: Defrosted and cleaned her favorite refrigerator… “dahil ayaw ni Ferdie na madumi ang kanyang higaan.”
And the No. 1 way Imelda Marcos celebrated her 80th birthday…
Same as last year: injected herself with a dose of formaldehyde – good enough for another year!
“They call me corrupt, frivolous. I am not at all privileged. Maybe the only privileged thing is my face. And corrupt? God! I would not look like this if I am corrupt. Some ugliness would settle down on my system.”
~ Imelda Marcos
President Arroyo and… what? A boob job?! Holy mammary glands Batman! Here’s a titillating report from Newsbreak Online. (And be sure to come back here ‘coz that’s one topic I wanted to feast on next. I mean, the procedure, not her boob!)
Good news fellow Kobe and LA Lakers fanatics. The Black Mamba will drop by Manila on July 21. Awesome!
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