ABOUT THE HECKLER

“I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that’s really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change… I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.”
~Jon Stewart
fORBES
The Professional Heckler is Loi Reyes Landicho, a Batangas-born humor blogger from Makati City.

The Professional Heckler has been recognized four times in a row by the Philippine Blog Awards:
2008: Best Blog in the Entertainment Category
2009: Best Blog in the Humor Category
2010: Best Blog in the Humor Category
2010: Top 3 Posts of the Year for “Exclusive: GMA Breaks Her Silence”
2011: Best Blog in the Humor Category

In August 2011, he won in the first ever Globe Tatt Awards bagging the WordSlayer plum. In June 2013, the Globe Tatt Awards named him Blogger Phenom of the Year (the name of the award makes me cringe though.)

A number of his blog posts were included in the political humor book “Hello Garci, Hello Maa’m: Political Humor in the Cellphone Age” published by the Philippine Center for Investigative Journalism (PCIJ) in 2005.

“The Professional Heckler” was also included in the Philippine Daily Inquirer’s list of 25 Blogs You Should Read.

More on the Professional Heckler.

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“The problem with political jokes is they get elected.” – Attributed to Henry Cate VII

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1,012 responses

14 11 2007
reggie

Your heckling gives me respite from my usual boring day in the office coupled with the day to day depressing issues in our government. Thanks.

7 05 2009
Lirio Ortiz

you are like a shit man….it always feels light and ok after…

1 01 2010
alfie

You really are a genius.. i will not be surprise if you get most of the bloggers award.. or the most Talentadong Political Heckler… Dont stop the heckling.. Cheers!!

19 02 2010
bryan

hello po! I am Bryan from Iloilo City…I just found out that our local newspaper…Panay News was also plagiarizing your political jokes! The Publisher Mr. Danny Fajardo in his news lapsus calami copied your hunor but never revealed the source. Remember the jamby-tomBoy joke and jamby will debate anyone except juday! That is what he plagiarized.

20 02 2010
professionalheckler

hey bryan. thanks so much. yup, the jamby-juday joke came from this blog. i would like to give him the benefit of the doubt. a number of my blog posts are being circulated via email kasi and sa pagpu-forward, nawawala na ang name ng original source. i know it’s disappointing pero unti-unti na akong nasasanay. just the other day, a cousin of mine forwarded the AYON SA MGA BITUIN horoscope article. he didn’t know about my blog pala. so i told him na it was originally published in my blog. natawa na lang siya. A big sigh. Ang wish ko na nga lang, kapag newspapers na ang nagpi-print, sana may effort man lang na alamin ang source.

6 08 2010
alfred

hey TPH, great job with the heckling, wish could heckle this monkeys we call public officials on a more regular basis either on Radio or TV. I just dont know if they will allow you be on air HEHE, but seriously our media needs a jab in the groins heckling so that as a people we get to appreciate more the stupdity and cupidity of our political system. Keep up the heckling….

5 01 2011
p i n k mountaineer

Love your Blog!!!
More Power and more awards dude.

5 01 2011
professionalheckler

uy! thank u! welcome to my world.

22 08 2012
whiteshadowsworld

Hey Professional Heckler! Let’s do a podcast together. Follow me on Twitter: @thejoefloshow and in the immortal words of Adam Carolla, “Get it on!!!”

16 12 2007
Alfredo Mariano

Other blogs and forum pale in comparison with the message you’re sending thru your heckling, sa totoo lang. Maraming salamat, Professional Heckler!

22 01 2008
issapot

ai bakit kelangan may biography ka na? weh… Loi..hmmm..a very innocent name, parang di nangangagat ah :p..teka kelan kaya yun 19something na yun noh?? :p

anyways, kahit as cliche as it may sound, nakakatuwa po ang pangookray nyo, personally speaking kapag nababasa ko yung mga ‘kalokohan’ mo napapaisip din ako eh, hahaha

29 01 2008
verpo

ayos! mahusay kang mang-okray! tagusan!…

taga-UP ka pala, I’m from Quezon City!

bwahahaha….

5 02 2008
Archiekoy Valdez

wow… very intertaining blog. very humurous and witty…. ikaw pala si Loi Pogi, kaya pala dami mong entries sa top 10 ni chico & delamar, eh writter ka pala…. now ko lang nalaman. he he he… good luck loi…

5 02 2008
laya

This blog always gives me a respite from racking my brains on what to write next for our site…a source of inspiration, too! Heckler, would you be interested in doing some more politically flavored heckling on this new Pinoy site (supposed to be a hybrid of ohmynews, cracked and rotten tomatoes.com, parang pinoy jeep) we’re putting up? We’re still ironing out the kinks before we try to launch it live, and I’m supposed to be looking around for potential hecklers, er, contributors. Drop me a message at tinette@wikipilipinas.org.ph if you’re open to the suggestion.

6 02 2008
Geisha

oi i didn’t notice the new profile!

Keep heckling! :)

6 02 2008
Alvin

Just eager to know if you are in any way related to Prof. Domingo and Edna Landicho of UP.

8 05 2009
buttonfly

those 359 thingies were really good for both body and soul! Wheww! you know why? i easily digested my uber-large serving of breakfast treat, which by the way, i personally prepared myself, this supposed to be rainy friday ( haaay, wala na talagang pag-asa). ahemm ahemm….. — fried rice with dried sea grass cooked in olive oil, poached eggs ( 2 with a dash of salt), raddish salad with tomatoes and onions, tinapa! tinapa!, and cranberry juice ( di dahil pa-sosyal, pang-linis tubo lang). hehehe. . . . . saraaaaaap!! try mo heckler. goooooo!!

oh btw, here’s my joke. hope matawa ka. dahil ‘di original to ‘tol. utak ko talaga unang nagkuwento neto saken, promise!

> Ang sabi ni dra. belo, pag payat maganda. Pag mataba, panget. Tanong: Si palito ba ay guapo at si 1stgentledog ay panget? Sagot daliiiii!

O sya, height na lang pag-usapan para mas madale. Yokong nahihrpan ka eh. Ang sabi nila, pag pandak panget. Pag matangkad, maganda. T: Si pandak ba ay panget, at si companera ay maganda? Sagot: ( para nga di ka na mahirapan eh) Syempre maganda si companera!! O wag na nag-isip. Me sagot na eh!!

Magandang umaga maroon, este heckler!!

( from a maroon 2!!– sepsep!! este, het het, hooooooraaaaaay!!)

(UP– where everyday smokes green. haaay, sana di magka-cancer)

24 02 2008
wanderlust

hi! i really enjoy reading your posts. keep on heckling! great job!

27 02 2008
dorkyflapper

Great Man!
Been a fan of your entries in Morning Rush and grabe when Chico “advertised” your Blog…i rapidly mas mabilis pa sa kidlat ko siya sinearch!

Ur very humorous and clever and well a bit naughty! But heck,who cares! Keep on posting!

1 03 2008
jun1013

Your blog is my favorite place on the web world!!
Idol ka talaga.. mula sa mga nakakatuwang Top 10 entries sa Morning Rush hanggang dito sa blog.. walang kupas!

Continue heckling! We love it!

Witty joke? hmmm…

Q: pano mo mapapawala yung banana?
A: Alisin mo yung “b”… anana!

*now killing me for writing that ;)

14 02 2010
jongskie721

HAHAHAHA :D

29 12 2010
THeckler

kala ko isusubo, hehehe

3 03 2008
Evan

The Lakers are formidable and Kobe is surely the second coming but there are so many kicka** teams this year, i just don’t know. I just don’t know.

This is the long way around encouraging you to read our cover story today on the ZTE scandal at ReligionDispatches. I won’t bother to say that you shouldn’t hold back on comments or criticism.

Story: http://www.religiondispatches.org/Gui/Content.aspx?Page=AR& amp;Id=104
Digg: http://digg.com/world_news/Miracle_in_Manila

Best,
Evan

23 03 2008
nene

First time ko lang mabasa ang site mo,kakaenjoy magbasa..keep it up (not U.P.)….regards from Germany

23 03 2008
nene

I was suprised sa mail mo,tingin ko agad ang address,nabasa ko ay “heckler”,para akong natulala ,nasa isip ko agad ay “hacker” kala ko napasok na ang mail ko ng virus…anyway ,kung ikaw ang magiging virus ng pc ko eh tanggap ko ng buong puso….

25 03 2008
gilly flower

i actually just discovered yr site today…thanks to one of those who commented on brian gorrel’s latest blog about, who else diba?! that blog site has kept me glued to my laptop every free time i get, lunch time man or when at home, parang teleserye…di ko rin akalain na napaka chismosa ko din pala but what the heck, it’s fun to read about those trying hard to be part of the creme de la creme, coke snuffin’ nouveau riche…they are so trying…mga fplp naman.

yr site is another interesting place to check out. salamat heckler!

gilly

26 03 2008
Edik

CONGRATS! ikaw na ang paborito kong kababayan.

26 03 2008
Mara

hahaha! nkakatuwa po tlga mga comments nio! :)

i’m from tristan cafe.. dun ko rin po nbabasa ang iba niong mga artiks! thnx kc despite the fact na nkakasawa at nkakapunong pag-usapan ang politics and issues, sa mga kgya kong 14 y.o. eh ngkakainteres ako lalo na d2 sa mga nkakatawa at nkakatuwa mong pang ookray! hahaha.. good job! keep it up!

hmm… witty joke?

i dunno kng narinig mo na po ito..hehe.. dko na alam mga exact words eh…bsta ung thought nlng.

isang mgnanakaw, nmtay,nsa langit, iinterbyuhin ni san pedro..

mgnanakw: ah san pedro, bago po ang lht, mtanong ko lang po kung para saan ung mga orasan dyan?

san pedro: ah, anak, yan ay umiikot pag nagsisinungaling ang isang tao, kya mlalaman ko. kgya ni mother teresa, hnd pa umikot ung sa kanya..

mgnanakaw: ah eh, si san lorenzo po?

san pedro: ah, isang beses lang umikot ung sakanya. ang dami mong tanong ah.

mgnanakaw: eto po san pedro, last question. eh c gloria arroyo po?

san pedro: ah eh… dko p alam anak eh.. nsa itaas kasi.

magnanakaw: ah..bakit nman po? ?_?

san pedro: gnagawa pa ksing electric fan ni Jesus.
XD

hehe… senxa na yan ang lam kong pnka nkakatawa pra skn na related sa politics.. hehehe…

good day! or good nyt pla! kudos! :)

30 11 2011
Ricos

He he he very funny . . .

27 03 2008
grimeaterainne

is it me or is jun lozada losing his credibilty fast like angel locsin is losing her fans.. hehehehe like your posts man…

7 04 2008
amateur misanthrope

You are a one-man David Letterman writing team. Bravo!

16 04 2008
finch

are you related to The Heckler AKA Jim Carrey ? lol

rock on man!

27 04 2008
dionisiusromanov

Love dropping by yor BLOG, keeps me sane and cheerful despite the dreary aura of the world around with global warming’s ill effects and the political turmoil that the world seems to be in these days. hope you can heckle other country’s politicians too. like Hilary Clintonand Barack Obama, I’m sure pres. Bush would be as fun as heckling GMA. if not american politicians then perhaps american celebrities will do? just an idea you might consider, thanks for dropping by my BLOG too. keep writing. more power & God bless!

20 05 2008
bituinea

magkatunggali tayo sa basketball… kampi ako dati kina larry bird, robert parrish, kevin mchale, danny ainge at dennis scott. ngayon naman, kay garnett ako.
napakahusay mong sumulat. nasasabi mo yung mga gusto kong sabihin with a sense of humour na hindi humihina yung tama.
you remind me of colbert in last year’s white house press corps roast.
bravo!

27 05 2008
pauie

keep it up!

31 05 2008
nold

I’m a fan. Kudos to you my friend!

9 06 2008
cutie.md

will forever be proud of you bro! :)

15 06 2008
David Beckham

Manchester United and Real Madrid fan? must be a Beckham fan boy.

18 06 2008
sinigang na ube

kuya, ikaw b c bob ong? …lam mu na, ung author ng paboritong libro ni hudas, stainless longganisa etc… pareho kc kau ng favorite, ung MacGyver at Superfriends. ayaw mu rin ng gulay, tas gusto mu rin ang raisins gaya niya. tas mahilig ka rin tumambay sa powerbooks. hilig mu rin punahin ang mga politiko. tas gusto mu maging teacher…bago mamatay? educator dati c bob ong, nagturo xa sa high school. andami niyong similarities. malakas din tama mu…hilig magpatawa.

p.s. reply ka naman sa email q

14 02 2010
jongskie721

aba baka naman si eros atalia siya? yung author ng ligo na u,lapit na me etc…

19 07 2008
belinda

just read your posts today. very witty, i must say. i don’t watch much tv actually and i esp. loathe local news, many thanks, your blog is fast becoming my source for current events with a twist. keep writing!

19 07 2008
The Equalizer

Galing mo! What the heck! keep the fire burning! I will feature you in my blog.

21 07 2008
anne

thanks to brian gorrel for providing a link to your site. this is a very entertaining read. galing!

22 07 2008
celina

cute ka sana and you seem very smart, pero turn off yung line na:

He doesn’t attend mass and refuses to buy the concept of ‘afterlife.’

otherwise, id have a crush on you.

27 05 2009
chenes

you think he cares if you have a crush on him?

26 08 2009
monette

hahahaha!

4 07 2010
Koopa

BOOM!

27 11 2010
ina

yup, naka turn-off talaga!!!

22 07 2008
AnnaSophia

Love your blog, I think your writing style is brilliant and you are never patronising to your readers. I love it and will follow it regularly.

However, a quick one on football: I am a huge Liverpool FC supporter so that makes us mortal enemies instantly but my bigger question is how can one be a Man U and a Real Madrid fan at the same time? Tsk tsk to your loyalty — who will you support if they compete for the European Cup? I think you just like David Beckham.. are you supporting LA Galaxy as well then?? :)

Thanks for sharing your writing to the cyber community and thanks for your intelligent and humourous articles. It’s like a breath of fresh air from broadsheets that, more often then not, contain embedded advertising and promotion of a product or political figure. Keep it up!

xxxxx

22 07 2008
brenndon

you are cute and lots smart! i dont mind if you dont attend mass or believ in the afterlife, just because youre cute and lots of smart! hehehe. anyway, il hav fun stalking your blog. god knows philippine news shud be made funny jud, otherwise id hav opened my veins with my bare hand(s?) a long time ago. gaddd, your cute!!! 90 % of it comes from smartness…hahahaha. im such a sucker for smart-UP-bred guys. too bad i dont think ur from intarmed or i wud have gobbled you up already.

27 07 2008
gabby

crush na kita!!!

30 07 2008
Cholo

You are a genius.

4 08 2008
Katherine

I read your blog to get real news about the Philippines. I feel that I know more about what’s going on in the country than when I was living there and reading the newspaper daily.
Love your humor. Hope you don’t mind if I add you as a link on my blog so I can keep reading your stuff and perhaps enlighten some of my readers to the joys of your sarcastic posts.

24 08 2008
ulino

your site rocks!! lupit ng mga punchline..same here, there is no afterlife..yeah..rock on man..

8 09 2008
iLoVeMinDaNaW!

now i found you!

10 09 2008
cleve

woooooooh! ansaya dito!
It’s my first time here … at sinabi ko na sa sarili ko na tandaan ang url. haha. exchange links?

17 09 2008
rockermum11

I absolutely love how you manage to be witty and sardonic in your posts. I just “discovered” this site and I’m already hooked! :-)

19 09 2008
jea

just so you know how avid I am at reading your blog, i’ll be promoting your site through my friendster and multiply accounts.

19 09 2008
professionalheckler

YOU WROTE:
jea (15:01:22) : edit

just so you know how avid I am at reading your blog, i’ll be promoting your site through my friendster and multiply accounts.

***
I RARELY REPLY TO PEOPLE WHO LEAVE COMMENTS ON MY BLOG but i couldn’t help myself. MARAMING MARAMING SALAMAT SA SUPORTA MO at ng iba pang taong bumibisita sa blog ko.

Thanks guys.

20 09 2008
Tina888

this is my first time to leave a comment on a blog…i just can’t help it ’cause i’m such a big fan! you always make my day mr. professional heckler =)

22 09 2008
brenndon

there wasnt a thread of doubt in my mind that youd win the category :-) besides, theyre just affirming what Ive known for a long time already, youre just too cute to lose!!! cheers! go UP! Go Roger! Go Rafa! er…hmmm…

23 09 2008
Eva

Uy alam ko answer sa trivia question: UNIWIDE SALES, di ba hosted by David Celdran

24 09 2008
sayuri

if you liked Battle of the Brains,you would have loved IQ7(Student Canteen) hosted by Eddie Ilarde..that was the only show i understood and participated in (silently) since i didnt speak tagalog then..the likes of Mon Lorenzo,Bong Barrameda ..brilliant minds..i wonder where they are now..
Congratulations!

a borrowed saying….
“Never argue with an idiot;they will drag you down to their own level,then beat you with experience…”

27 07 2009
roland

visit our site to meet mon lorenzo

25 09 2008
kat

bakit ba ngaun ko lang ito sinilip simula nung pinromote mo to sa C and D?
ang haba tuloy ng babasahin ko hanggang makarating sa present.hehe.
may gagawin na ko pag wala akong gngwa dito s ofc.=)

25 09 2008
Rodel

wow! hindi tayo magkakilala pero masaya ako dahil a fellow rusher won the award. congratulations loipogi! mejo nahirapan lang akong i-connect yung codename sa picture. hehe. joke!

congratulations ulit! Ü

26 09 2008
jel gueco

congrats! :)

30 09 2008
kikobol

You mentioned Ne-Yo twice. :)

2 10 2008
Mayang Magiliw

nakakairita ka! hindi ka nauubusan ng punchline at sumasakit ang tiyan ko sa kakatawa! you’re bahd, man! :-)

6 10 2008
melba

Hi Heckler! First time for me to visit your blog. Great work here! I’ll include you in my blogroll. I’ve never been good at delivering punchlines but my friends say I’m funny, ironically (must be those self-deprecating jokes they find humorous). Anyway, here’s one of the funniest jokes I’ve heard lately:

A man opened the ref. Suddenly, something on top of the lettuce screamed, “Don’t look! I’m dressing!”
:) m

8 10 2008
allan

Greetings from Toronto! I saw your blogsite from Brian Gorrell and I have not stopped visiting it since then. You’re very good at what you do and the award is well deserved. Keep heckling!:)

11 10 2008
earthlingorgeous

wala akong masabi kundi ang tapang mo! galeng galeng hahahaha! naku ingat ka baka mabasa nila ito at kasuhan ka ng libelo hahahaha!

17 10 2008
andrea

bonjour..am a fil-am residing in france. haven’t lived in manila for a loooong time but i keep up with news & happening online. last night, a french show , tellement vrai (really true) , on nrj12 cable channel featured divine lee and tim yap (the show always features Dlist celebs). don’t know or have any experience with these people but have heard of tim yap via gucci gang controversery etc. what can i say…i hope my french friends weren’t watching.

the guy’s a joke..the premise of the show was tim yap as a young mover & shaker. featured him doing a variety of tv gigs like a dinner(live) show, interviews with celebs, his embassy club, opening of his resto cafeteria, at philstar producing his supremo section. he brags about owning a hotel in boracay, he was bragging about his family owning this fab house on a hill also in boracay..weird though that his car didn’t enter the compound upon arrival and the security didn’t seem to know him??!! he showed them around his OTT apartment where he showed off his signature clothes.

divine lee’s feature was more balanced. a young-working heiress. but a model? what the F? i won’t be rude..at least she wasn’t self promoting like tim yap. i have NO idea why these people were featured.

but the funny part…at the end of the show, the french journalist in manila brought out giveaways they got from tim yap that they laughed about… a TY doll, a shirt that said tim yap forever,and…a TY cologne that the host laughed about…he said it smelled like a bad air freshener and the journalist said that TY would spray it everywhere they went…hahaha.

didn’t know who to share this with. if they post the video of the show online, if you want it, i’ll send it to you.

20 10 2008
clevearguelles03

you’ve got an award in my blog. grab it! haha. :D

http://www.themakingsofanillustrados.wordpress.com

21 10 2008
bods

jeez i love your blog…bored na bored ako dito sa office until i bumped into your blog and the rest is history..

23 10 2008
paulignatius

(Trivia Question: What retail store chain sponsored Battle of the Brains?) I know! It’s UNIWIDE! Do I get a prize? hehehe…

Loi, (feeling close) congrats sa award! I am a fan of your blog, kaya I will have it linked on my blog ha! I’m a fellow Rusher too, and I always enjoy your entries sa top10.
;)

27 10 2008
alex

one of the smartest blogs i’ve ever encountered!

I LOVE IT!!!!!

and i think i love you na rin loi! hahaha, hey thanks for the link i added u to my linklist too

ps: are you loi pogi the one who sends lotsa entries to morning rush top 10??

29 10 2008
imbestigador

(Trivia Question: What retail store chain sponsored Battle of the Brains?)

Answer : SM [?]

12 05 2009
strongili

Mukhang hindi po eh. di ba SO? i’ll stand corrected po if im wrong. Tnx!

14 05 2009
dguardian

“KUNG DI BA NAMAN TALAGANG SIRA ULO ANG PU@#$%^&*NG ITO!! SARILI NYANG TANONG, SASAGUTIN NG SARILI NYANG TANONG!! KINAKAUSAP ANG SARILI?! BANANA-SPLIT PERSONALITY ANG PO@#$^&AH!!” – - SEN. MAR II

“AY IMBESTIGADOR SAAN ANG BRAIN KO? PALAGAY KO IMBESTIGADOR SA SM?” – - IMBESTIGADOR

WAHAHAHAHA!! SFLET.

29 10 2008
imbestigador

Anyways,Most of RPN’s Game Shows of RPN before was sponsored by SM..I’m not sure if BOTB is included…basta ang Natatandaan ko,Yung Kwarta o Kahon,Sponsored yan ng SM :D

12 05 2009
strongili

Okay. Tnx for the info!!

14 05 2009
dguardian

“DAMI NAMANG RPN YAN. ILAN BA TALAGA?! PINANGANAK KA BA?!? DI KA KAYA APPARITION?? I’M NOT SURE TAPOS NATATANDAAN?! ALING DIONESIA ANO TOHHHHH?? PATAWARIN. SCHIZO ANG @#$%&!!”- – SEN. MAR II

14 05 2009
dguardian

ProfHeckler basahin mo ulit please ung blog na’to NG imbestigador na ‘to. binasa ko din po ulit eh. hehehe.

ano sa palagay mo po? di ba kinakausap ung sarili nya? read aloud mo pero slowly please, tapos pakinggan mo ung sentence construction, ung prose, etc.

o dba!!?? wahahahaha!!

‘di naging ka-eskwela ni SEN. MAR II ‘to. ikaw ate koring anong masasabi mo?

29 10 2008
toonietune

HI PROF HECKLER, WHAT A COINCIDENCE,WE HAVE EXACTLY THE SAME \\SOUNDING NAME ,MY MARRIED AND LAST NAME,,,,,,MAYBE I AM YOUR HALF-ASS DISTANT RELATIVE ????///

4 11 2008
mr. perk

i am a big fan of morning rush and i must say of your top ten entries and now just recently of your blog… amen!

this is a corny joke but what the heck! “what is the surname of sisa in noli me tangere?”

ans. sisa misstreet… anyenye!

11 11 2008
Maya

Just woke up and I have no idea how to get in touch with you… Anyway, tell Emmers and your “best gal” that Harry Potter’s peen has been photographed! Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! –> http://www.omgblog.com/2008/11/omg_more_naked_daniel_radcliff.php

12 11 2008
jeje

batangenyo ka pala… kagaling mo naman… taga saan ka ga sa batangas? Pamilyar kasi ang Apelido mo eh…. Goodluck sayo

12 11 2008
professionalheckler

jeje
121.97.80.100

batangenyo ka pala… kagaling mo naman… taga saan ka ga sa batangas? Pamilyar kasi ang Apelido mo eh…. Goodluck sayo

____

HELLO JEJE. I’m originally from Laurel and Talisay… adjacent to Tagaytay City. But residing in Makati City now.

6 10 2011
noel

sabi ko na nga ba taga Laurel ka eh… kilala na kita.

7 10 2011
professionalheckler

yup yup. LAUREL. :-)

12 11 2008
professionalheckler

toonietune (20:05:50) : edit

HI PROF HECKLER, WHAT A COINCIDENCE,WE HAVE EXACTLY THE SAME \\SOUNDING NAME ,MY MARRIED AND LAST NAME,,,,,,MAYBE I AM YOUR HALF-ASS DISTANT RELATIVE ????///
________________________

hi toonietune… from where are u?

27 11 2008
ghen landicho

Hi there Loi, just read some of your blogs here…well, all i can say is I am so proud (even more) of being a “Landicho”…keep it up and I want you to know that I sure will be promoting your site here in Toronto…

9 12 2008
Papichulo168

Hey fellow Pexer

If you’re a professional heckler, who pays you to heckle?

Anyway whoever they are, they’re getting their money’s worth!

Don’t forget to drop by Pex, man.

- fellow Pexer

10 12 2008
girlie

Just curious: why do you own a ouija board when you don’t believe in the afterlife? Who moves it?

13 12 2008
Daxlight

Hi, I would like to do have a link exchange with your site.

It that is ok with you?

Feel free to visit it Philippines News

16 12 2008
Desiree Bans Guasch

Anak po ba kayo ni Prof. Domeng Landicho?

16 12 2008
professionalheckler

Desiree Bans Guasch (19:29:14) : asked: Anak po ba kayo ni Prof. Domeng Landicho?

The Professional Heckler: he’s my father’s distant relative. they were also classmates in college.

19 06 2012
Nonoy

Thanks God I patiently read the comments. If not, I would ask the same question. I thought you’re his son…

26 12 2008
Roxanne

Hi there! I’m Roxanne Flora, a student from the College of Mass Communication in the University of the Philippines Diliman. Our thesis is about the Bloggers’ Code of Ethics. Being one of the winners in the recently held Pinoy Blog Awards, we would like to ask if you could be one of our interviewees. Thank you so much! We hope to hear from you soon! Happy holidays!

Roxanne P. Flora
09062819274
roxannepflora@yahoo.com.ph

28 12 2008
ej

hi there!!! i really look forward every month for updates on your blog!! your heckles really complete my day, week or month.. which every comes first hehehe more power!! and Have a happy new year!!! and by the way i REALLY3x hate this new beer commercial that makes us guys look like pompous, empty headed, insensitive, jack asses!!! stupid commercial!!!!!!!! WHATS A REAL GUY SUPPOSE TO BE HUH!!?????!!!!! anyway thanks hehehe

4 01 2009
autumn

advance happy birthday. woot. ang wafu ng bagong pic. haha.

4 01 2009
Q2 of Crowley Drive

Greetings from Vancouver……Enjoyed reading your blogs. Keep it up!

5 01 2009
Pilosopong Tasyo

dayuhan eh? now that was tv. good choice.

7 01 2009
Divi Soriano

My dream is for Philippine television to have a Jay Leno/David
Letterman type of late night show. With witty and humorous guys
like you as writers, I’m sure it would be a resounding success!

Sana may maka-isip na nito na TV producer. You’re type of
“heckling” would be perfect for the host’s opening jokes spiel!

8 01 2009
qwerty

ur ryt divi!!! but the Filipino masses have diff. appeal when it comes to comedy. they like Mr. wowowee, pokwang poohkiyaw.. hehehe but i hope it would happen someday.. hehehe Q and A??? Hambog day Si mr wowowee????

2 09 2009
Inis Na!

korek ka jan…as long as there are Filipinos patronizing the wowowee-type of jokes… meaning to say…mas marami pa rin talagang Pinoy ang tulad ni Sen. Lapid…. our country will never never never ever progress…. i like PH’s style of jokes…. “OKRAY”… let’s us promote PH hecklings to save our country. SAd to say even Erap couldn’t even relate to this kind of blog… congrats at sana kuhain ka ng ABS o kaya’y eat bulaga kapalit ng kanilang mga writer…. ang baduy kc ng mga jokes nila… di ko ma-take.. lasang BOY Bawang.. sobra Corny…. Get Lost Mr. WOwowelie….. Mabuhay ka PH…aka Mr. Landicho

10 01 2009
shoolie2001

fun fun fun and easy to read. Love your blog. It lightens the heavy stuff which we are being bombarded every single day by these dirty politicians. keep it up and really, you’re great !

14 01 2009
Yoshke

hey there, loooove your blog. proves that politics is indeed the new showbiz.

keep yer posts coming.

(sidenote: manchester united, boo. :P )

15 01 2009
barrycyrus

whoa. i love this blog!

16 01 2009
Caesar

I heard its your birthday today (January 16). Well happy birthday sir, your doing a good job.

18 01 2009
dojski

Hmmm, a cutie to match the smarts. ;)

18 01 2009
jenn_hindiakoto

I never thought that you look good. hehe!

BTW, have you checked the other side of the story about the Pangandaman-dela Paz case?

20 01 2009
ming

Your heckling is better than actually surfing for news items about Philippine current events. Thanks for the entertainment AND the news!

22 01 2009
Batangueno

Kabayan, hope you could help us to protect the natural resources of our province through your blog. Majority of our rivers are dead because of piggeries and other factories.thank you and more power

22 01 2009
Abby_in_Singapore

Hey Professional Heckler,

Really nice blog – i never fail to check it on a daily basis. In fact, its in my favorites folder so I don’t forget the URL.

Thanks for bringing humour and wit to an otherwise depressing events.

AbbyGirl

24 01 2009
Oscar Serquina

24 January 2009

Dear Sir/Madam:

Greetings!

We are from the University of the Philippines Speech Communication Association (UP SPECA). We are an association upholding the power and the needs of speech communication majors and enthusiasts.

The University of the Philippines is holding its annual Alternative Classroom Learning Experience (ACLE) on February 6, 2009 from 1:00 to 5:00 pm. The ACLE allows the students to learn and expand their knowledge beyond the classroom setting by attending talks and seminars prepared by various student organizations. UP SPECA is going to host a talk entitled: “Blogging: Communication and Hyperrealism.” This talk aims to increase the awareness of the students regarding the nature of blogging, its benefits and possible repercussions on both the blogger and the reader(s). It also aims to tackle the use of blogs in commerce, journalism, and in the academe, among others.

In this light, we would like to invite you to become one of our guest speakers to share your life and experiences as a blogger, or as a person who uses blogs in different transactions, for that matter.

We feel that your story will contribute a lot to our knowledge and inspire us in our future endeavors.

We will be hoping for your kind response.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Oscar T. Serquina Jr.
ACLE Project Head
09156217506

24 01 2009
Impella17

You’re such a witty young man and I really enjoy your infusion of humor on our gloomy current state right now. Thank Mr William Esposo for mentioning you in his column for I ( and I’m sure many more of us ) came to know the existence of your blog through him. Keep it up.

25 01 2009
professionalheckler

Impella17 (22:08:29) : edit

You’re such a witty young man and I really enjoy your infusion of humor on our gloomy current state right now. Thank Mr William Esposo for mentioning you in his column for I ( and I’m sure many more of us ) came to know the existence of your blog through him. Keep it up.
——-

HEY! Thank you so much for droppin’ by my blog. And thanks for informing me about Mr. Esposo’s PhilStar column. Will get a copy today. ( I just woke up. :)

25 01 2009
Oscar Serquina

hi, sir. could we invite you for a talk in the University of the Philippines- Diliman?

25 01 2009
sonny pulgar

learned your blog from the chairwrecker, william esposo. yours is a work of genius. just like pol medina of pugad baboy, you expressed the natural psyche of us pinoys. thanks for being here.

25 01 2009
Manuel Viloria

I visited your blog because about half an hour ago, my father in law told me to visit your site. He said: “Parang Jon Stewart… nakakatawa. Puntahan mo sa web. Heto ang address…”

My FIL does not surf the web. He read about you in today’s papers.

28 01 2009
deejay

hi, i love your blog. i subscribed to your email listing but unsubscribed a few days later coz my inbox couldn’t keep up.

i figured i could just keep track of it by linking my blog to yours. hope that’s okay?

keep it up!

good pinoy humorists are a rare breed and a club i’d like to join too. hope you can visit my blog some time. take care now!

8 02 2009
mel beckham

omigod. ba’t ngayon lang ako napadpad dito. this is my most favourite blog now. my boss loves this blog so much he wants a hard copy of all the posts written here. hahaha!

keep it up and congratulations!

9 02 2009
Dr. Genevieve Huang

You’re fun to read/fearless and good:)

More power to you!

Dra. Genevieve Huang
Dermatologist

9 02 2009
Dr. Genevieve Huang

You’re fun and fearless!

More power to you

Best wishes,
Dra. Genevieve Huang
Dermatologist-Allergologist

11 02 2009
Tito Rome

Elib ako sa yo oli, me ulo na(sagwa kung wala ano), pogi pa. Keep up the good work,

12 02 2009
Ryca

Be happy, young man, while you are young,
and let your heart give you joy in the days of your youth.
Follow the ways of your heart
and whatever your eyes see,
but know that for all these things
God will bring you to judgment.

Ecclesiastes 11:9

18 02 2009
jharfe

such a talented mind… keep it up!

19 02 2009
Allie F.

I’m a newborn in this blog world but if I may..

…i think your humor is more than freaking brilliant.

I’ve looked at all kinds of posts today and yous just simply shines. =)

Keep up the great work!

26 02 2009
PJ Martin

HIYA Mr Professional Heckler here’s 5 semi-witty jokes that will kick you off your seat of your horse:

#1 A heckler in a forum was asking the late bishop Sheen of USA this question?

“Did God save Jonah from the whale?”

the bishop replied:”When I Get to Heaven,I will ask!”

“What if He is not there?”

“THEN YOU ASK HIM!!!” was his retort.

#2 A elderly priest invited an agnostic to come to his parish church

“There are sinful hypocrites there,I am tired of them!” was the agnostic’s answer

“there is always room for one more!” was all the elderly priest said.

#3 A restaurant owner,who is also an agnostic approached a catholic lay minister with these words:

“Brother I know some dishonest people in my business,who go to your church on Sunday!!”

“Why my child not all Christians are like that,although they are not perfect ” said the lay minister

“But brother,aren’t Catholics supposed to be special?”

Yes they are,Yes they are” was the lay minister’s sad reply

#4 A Dying man was telling the priest who was exorcising him: “Father I will not repent until I know where I am going!” was his reply to the priest words:”REPENT OF YOUR SINS NOW!”

#5 A nun seeing a drunk man praying the stations of the cross in the monastery church told him:

“MISTER YOU’RE DOING IT BACKWARDS!!!”

“Ha! no wonder Jesus Christ gets stronger after every station!”(end of jokes)

Nice blog learned about it from billy esposo from philstar!

Enjoy!! :) (wahahahahehahahohohohohahahaha!!!!)

Happy lent!!(sarcastic)

27 02 2009
badeth

wow super galing mo talaga. wala akong masabi.. Yan si Loi ang Heckler ng batangas..

28 02 2009
PJ Martin

Mr Loi I came back to heckle you!!!! X( (with a joke) :)

AFTER a Life in the Spirit Seminar (LSS), a man comes home spiritually renewed. On the road he sees his former drinking buddies and is tempted to join them. But he prays hard, “Lord, cover my eyes.” And he passes right by them.

* * *

A few meters after, he sees his former gambling buddies playing tong-its. Summoning strength he prays once again, “Lord, cover my eyes.” And he passes right by them.

Then at the end of the road, he sees a beautiful, shapely woman. Unable to resist the temptation to look, he blurted out: “Lord, cover Your eyes.”

(Wahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahehehehhehehehehohohohohohohohohohohoohohahahhahahahhaha)

See ya soon!

5 03 2009
www.kapamilya101.co.nr

i lOoooooove your site! This is the funniest blog i have read in years!!!hehehe

5 03 2009
Fang

really nice. viva Elbi.
loving the humor.

12 05 2009
strongili

hi fang!! elbi ka?! eh di viva ka!! ssshhh ako vivo den . . pero ‘di na totoy.

lolo ko taga dun din eh. sayang di kayo nag-abot m22wa syo un. fang ka din jan!!

gabing kayganda po. .

5 03 2009
nicky

hi. this is the first time i visit your blog.. kala ko matanda ka na at nakakalbo as writer/ journalist mali pala.infairness ang galing mo ha.keep it up.! iba na talaga ang me gintong kutsara sa bibig! =P

5 03 2009
zoney

I’ve found this Site because of T.E.N. and Grabe,Totoo nga,Enjoy ako sa post mo…

Siguro dinudugo ka rin sa Pagggawa ng Blog mo,Mahirap yata Magpatawa sa Panahong ito?

Keep it up sir heckler!

5 03 2009
daraga

please eat vegetables. or. all right, teach. you’d make one “heck” of a teacher. this is one heck of a blog!

5 03 2009
professionalheckler

daraga (14:05:39) : said:
please eat vegetables. or. all right, teach. you’d make one “heck” of a teacher. this is one heck of a blog!

AYOKO NG GULAY! Sabaw lang ng kalabasa puwede na. pero yoko ng mismong kalabasa.
____

zoney (13:41:38) : said:

I’ve found this Site because of T.E.N. and Grabe,Totoo nga,Enjoy ako sa post mo…

Siguro dinudugo ka rin sa Pagggawa ng Blog mo,Mahirap yata Magpatawa sa Panahong ito?

Keep it up sir heckler!

SALAMAT ZONEY! keep on coming back!

6 03 2009
blurosebluguy

been reading your blog for sometime..not familiar with blogging thing until I transferred in this eternal city of Rome…maybe to ease my somehow monotonous life…i discovers blogs….you and started bloggin myself for less than a month…
kudos!

6 03 2009
Bruce

Just found your site, all I have to say is this: ANG GALING!! thanks for the insightful and witty comments. Outstanding!

8 03 2009
julescout

Learned about your blog through Yani B. when he mentioned the finer points of the MMK post. Result? SCL jokes in the middle of the Eraserheads concert last night.

Aside from Cerelac, Klim, Tiki-Tiki, etc, Alaska-dor ka rin ba? :P

8 03 2009
mnel

aha. so you’re loi_pogi of morning rush. =P in fairness you live up to your monicker. ;)

9 03 2009
Greenday

Hi! UP DIl or UPLB ka ba? Parang batch yata tayo…Batibot days…hehe eraserheads nung college? Anyway, it’s my first time to read your blog, i know I will be a frequent reader from now on.

10 03 2009
Anonymous

I received an email message from UPLB alumna saying that woman in the MMK Blusa episode is a 1980 Agribusiness graduate and had a 2.5 GPA according to Dr. Rita Laude, Vice Chancellor for Academic Affairs. So waaaaaay off from the claim that she was a summa cum laude grad.

11 03 2009
daraga

Professional heckler said:

AYOKO NG GULAY! Sabaw lang ng kalabasa puwede na. pero yoko ng mismong kalabasa.

Ok, ok. Won’t pressure you into eating gulay anymore! Although gusto ko ang kalabasa.

Just keep these brilliant posts coming! I really am your number 2 fan– I assume your mother is number 1 : -)

12 03 2009
buding

Isa kang authentic tsismoso! born to chika! Maganda ang mga gawa mo!

15 03 2009
The Olongapoet

I am a fan and you are a breath of fresh air (though some of your heckling spews forth otherwise, in a positive sense that is- the odorous and malignant stench of the Philippine Political arena. The people needs to know, so kudos on that regard).
Your satirical views borders on genius and just plain madness (I’m just curious, does it run in the family?) hehehe…

I have placed your link on two sites which I own and moderate.

More Power Heckler.

Keep on heckling ’till no ones standing.

16 03 2009
jdvengenge

I’m a fan! From your entries to TMR to your posts here. Galeng, galeng.

16 03 2009
Harry

Galing ng blog mo!

19 03 2009
magnolia

Naiinis at Naiingit ako sa iyo dahil sa kabataan mong yang masahol ka pa sa akin sa pang ookray ng kung ano-ano. Kung hindi pa ako naloko (ng lalaki, babae at bakla) ay hindi pa nahasa ang aking talento (daw) sa pag-sulat. Saan mo ba hinuhugot ang galing mo? loko ka ha! pinapatawa mo ang babaeng galit sa mundo na katulad ko.

19 03 2009
Steph

i happened to drop by your site because i was searching for Nicole’s recantation of her testimony.
hands down to your site! ang galing galing! funny pero may sense. :)
i really admire people like you na sobrang galing magsulat! Keep it up! :)

21 03 2009
Anonymous

…ei heckler, isa ako sa mga avid fan ng blog mo…
..Batangueño rin ako…from Lobo, Batangas and also UPLB grad..
…keep inspiring people thru your blogs..ROCK ON!

21 03 2009
professionalheckler

Anonymous (05:29:48) : edit

…ei heckler, isa ako sa mga avid fan ng blog mo…
..Batangueño rin ako…from Lobo, Batangas and also UPLB grad..
…keep inspiring people thru your blogs..ROCK ON!

MARAMING SALAMAT SA INSPIRING comment! How’s Lobo? I think i’ve been there once, 13 years ago. It’s an island right? We passed by Taysan to get there. Taysan’s roads were hellish. Ewan ko lang ngayon. Parang walang local government na nag-e-exist. Sobrang pangit ng mga kalsada. Ten-inch thick yata ang alikabok.

8 02 2011
valenro

Grabe ang pulitika sa Taysan, PH. Immediately, the pollwatcher that was burned to death comes to mind. That and other things. Tsk Tsk Tsk.

The current mayor is “bago pa lang” just like the Binays.

9 02 2011
professionalheckler

‘di ba sa Taysan merong sinunog na sa school during the elections? maayos na ba ang daan diyan? on our way to Lobo more than a decade ago, grabe ang alikabok sa lansangan ng Taysan.

23 03 2009
astroboyisagirl

daan lang =)

23 03 2009
astroboyisagirl

ok nabasa ko na nang buo haha

“Finally, he cheers for the UP Fighting Maroons and the UP Pep Squad” > yey, cool! UP FIGHT! :)

ka-anu-ano niyo nga po pala si Loi Mas Pogi??? :D

24 03 2009
Gadfly

Please write about the obscenity involving the wife of a freaking senator of the Republic – a certain Mrs. Pangilinan (aka Ms. Sharon Cuneta), who had the gumption to buy a PhP 3 M bag and announce it to the whole world via las blabbermouths – Abunda and Aquino. During these times, conspicuous consumption should be declared a crime.

25 03 2009
btemporal

Please write something about Boyet Fajardo … make us find something funny about the whole incident. There has got to be something other than his calling the cashier “Bading” (hello, mirror!) that can be heckled.

By the way, I dread the day that Chicco and Delamar won’t be on air anymore. What would mornings without them be like?

28 03 2009
Rix Florindo

…ei Ka-Batangueñong heckler thanks for the reply, ako yung taga Lobo na UPLB grad..naku pare sarap na ngayong mamasyal sa bayan namin, ok na ang mga beach resorts dun at yung sinasabi mong daan sa Taysan going to Lobo town na halos pakainin ka na ng alikabok, well I am proudly inviting you to try it again, astig na pare, now it is fully furnish/concrete w/ visible road signs… salamat at nagising din ang mga natutulog na diwa ng mga pulitiko samen, sana ang pagkamulat nilang ito ay hindi lamang palamuti at panghimagas sa nalalapit na halalan…oi pare pasyal ka ulet dun…cia nga pla may nagpost sa youtube entitled “Road trip to Lobo” at marami pang posts about Lobo, Batangas, you can see there the big change to Lobo town compared to what u have seen 13years ago…

30 03 2009
Suzy

Love your blog.. keeps me highly entertained even from across the Pacific, continents away, here in Peru. BTW, same scene here in Lima too – the daily politics news are so infused like their telenovelas – could be tragic or comic! Heckle on!!! Saludos desde Lima!

31 03 2009
obsn

Nakakagalak at may mga katulad mo pang matiyaga at masigasig sa paghihimay-himay ng mga isyung tanging napag-uusapan lamang ng mas malalim sa mga broadsheet. Nagagawa mong pasimplehin ang mga isyung napakahirap intindihin (at kondemnahin) kapag inihahapag na sa telebisyon ng mga pasikat na newsmen.

Hindi inaasahan ang mga hirit mo. Spontaneous humour ika nga, tipong masasabi ko na lang sa isip ko na: “Naisip n’ya pa ‘yun?”

Dito sa blogsite mo ay maraming mga naeengganyong bumuo at mag-manage din ng kanilang mga personalized blogs. At isa ako dun; bagama’t personal ang mas nais kong pagtuunan. Mangyari ay hindi ako naindoktrinahan nang maigi ng pagiging vigilant sa kolehiyo (hindi vigilante).

Isa sigurong mas malalim pang dahilan kung bakit madali akong naging patron mo ay ang pagiging elbizen mo rin. Syet, subkonsyus siguro ‘yun… Oh, mapusok at egotistikal kong katotohanan.

Mabuhay ka, taong manunumbok. (Hindi mamumundok).

f.obsn

31 03 2009
batang laurel are!

hi mr. heckler! it is such a shame that i havent see you in person..amfpogi mo pla..haha..

31 03 2009
batang laurel are!

loipogi, can i ask a personal question?

1 04 2009
GRACIOSA

he,he – you look like an alabang boy – with your shades:)

peace!

1 04 2009
bingwakay

just added your blogsite in mine … been reading you since last year. *wink*

2 04 2009
cess

ikaw pala si loi pogi! coolness! ;-)

haven’t tuned in to Chico and Del in ages. great blog! (i’m sure you’ve heard/read that comment a lot of times already)

6 04 2009
cliff

last two months, i discovered this account from pep.ph, out of curioty i searched it… and amazingly, i found an intellectual and sensible venue that has transformed philippine’s stupid politics into an acceptable and humorous light. Thanks!

13 04 2009
sonny

your blogs are awesome. wala kang sinasanto. that’s the way commentaries here in the philippines should be done. dami problema sa bansa natin pero because of our culture we dont confront them head on, instead we beat around the bush. somebody has to say it. no sacred cows. more power to you and keep on doing what you’re doing.

15 04 2009
Erin

I love your site. It’s a stress reliever for a Media Practitioner who always has stressful days. Your blog makes me smile and laugh, at the same time, look at what is reality in a humorous way.

I also find stories that we can cover in our TV show.

Thank you for your blog :D

17 04 2009
Smile

after reading some of ur posts from the past (sp Cory’s Big C), i implore you to EAT UR GULAY. ;P

18 04 2009
okita

im glad npadpad ako sa site mo. You never drink coffee??? i’d die of headache if i can’t drink at least a cup a daY.

19 04 2009
StringbeaN

anu pa ba… ayuku ngbabasa ng english madalas sa forums pero pag may topic k na dun sa forums… binabasa ko hehehe.. hirap lang. :P pero galing talaga hehehe

20 04 2009
ping lacson

hahaha..nice blog
bang bang! you’re dead!

20 04 2009
cebulawyer

Hey, Heck.

Found your blogsite googling the biggest joke of the DOJ (IMHO), PAO Chief Acosta.

Hope you keep her in your crosshairs regularly. She’s always a great source of comedy and satire, and even tragedy… Well, she’s the tragedy.

Love your site. More power heckling…

21 04 2009
Undignified

Love your blog bro. Keep it up. It helps us to somehow realize what’s really happening behind the news.

21 04 2009
angelbambi

Sir Loi!,

Only today that I discovered this blog of yours. Speechless. Kudos to you my co-tristanian! such a smart person who speaks his mind. I want to be updated of this blog, from today, very entertaining, indeed!

Ingat :) :gulong:

24 04 2009
kingofpots

loi pogi, i’ve been a “on & off” visitor of your blog. i do have one, too! but i am more to running/marathon/ultras. while recovering from my daily runs, i am always entertained by reading your posts. i like the way you describe these “personalities” we see & read in our daily news. you are the best “heckler”! keep on writing! btw, runners call me “bald runner”

29 04 2009
elleica

I’ve always been a fan of current affairs usually read through the pages of PDI. But ever since graduating and joining the Philippine workforce, I found out time for reading the paper has seriously been compromised.

Stumbling upon your blog has compensated for it though. So thanks for keeping me or us updated in a very, very funny way!

And go UP Maroons! ☺

7 05 2009
Lirio Ortiz

professional heckler, you are like a shit man….it always feels light and ok after reading.

10 05 2009
esgie

I love your witty blog and your innate political humor but could you just please stop insulting the Ateneo. I would have overlooked your hate if you only offended us once but you slated the institution at every chance you get.

22 07 2009
^ is pikon

Presidente nga hindi nya sinasanto, Ateneo pa kaya.

Kaya nga heckle. Jokes kasi. Hindi naman hate. Atenista ako pero pinagtatawanan ko lang jokes nya. Lighten up, please. Wag pikon.

Go Professional Heckler!

11 05 2009
talampunay

Hoy!!! Now i know why you got an award… Continue to speak on behalf of the entire Filipino population that’s reused (as a good campaign subject of presidentiables), abused (by alien er foreign powers) and recycled (ghost beneficiaries of our dirty politicians)… Happy heckling!!!
:-P

12 05 2009
bubuwick

idol…tagahanga mo ako… nauna ako ipinanganak sayo ng ilang taon kc ng manalo si regine velasquez sa bagong kampeon highschool na ako nun, ng i grew up sa panahon ng komiks, lim o lime, tarzan, double bubble gum, texas, caramel etc…pero tanong ko nauna ba ang chikinini sa cock and duck? i luv reading your blog….keep it coming..more power! pursue your dream of becoming an educator!

14 05 2009
guill

IDOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19 05 2009
Minerva

Hello Heckler! naku you gotta say something na agad about Alec Baldwin’s comment on Filipina “mail-order bride” and the response of Bong Revilla. hehe Naku di na ako makapaghintay.

19 05 2009
banana split

just learned about this blog from a friend.
i knew you were from UP even before reaching the last part of your profile.
nice.
kudos!

22 05 2009
Kaye

my husband and i think you’re brilliant! always entertaining. we look forward everyday for new heckling by you.

simply the best!

22 05 2009
professionalheckler

maraming salamat kaye !

i appreciate the compliment!

23 05 2009
mar

first time i’ve read your blog.. and i was amazed with your insights…

no wonder your blog is one of the best.

24 05 2009
zarly

i love your site already and i am not done reading all of the entries…. i’ll finish reading them when i come back from my vacation. have a nice and safe memorial day weekend.

24 05 2009
joytrino

very witty..

Kaya ka pala di nerbyoso..di ka nagkakape..

Keep heckling..I always look forward to your new post..

27 05 2009
Maldito

Youre a God dude. Keep on heckling!

28 05 2009
pinoy air traffic controller!!!!

dear heckler… pls see the link nelow.. I hope you can help these poor fellows… we hope to bring this to the attention of our government officials… these young fellows had been neglected… thank you so much!!!

http://markcupitt.blogspot.com/2008/11/air-traffic-controllers-to-get-pay-hike.html?showComment=1243354598399#c8157150664036286976

4 06 2009
senior60

professionalheckler

why were you 3 lbs. only at birth?

what seems to be the problem?

11 06 2009
Anonymous

ngaun ko lang naisp basahin profile mo. kaw pla si loi pogi…been a rusher since 98 yta un i was still in high school. anyway, this is really awesome. i always check your blog everyday. it never fails to make me laugh

14 06 2009
Che

magaling!

14 06 2009
lightworker88

looks match the wit
hot balanced by cool
the age though suprising
inside you an old soul
continues to howl

18 06 2009
elvigilante

we have recently jump into you url just about every to find something amusing….i find it all so interesting….we looking forward to have you as one of our allies…we are recently developing a site respectfuly to have the same purpose as this but we focus more in Zamboanga del norte…ain’t sound that familiar province ayt?…but im sure you know where Romeo “ow” Romeo jalosjos is from….i have made subscription with you…and hoping that you can be one of our article contributor coz we admire and salute your ideas and writings…Hope to hear from you soon…..

El Vigilante
Good Governance Advocacy

19 06 2009
annevdns

born 19something… i wonder… but then, the klim, snowbear, punky brewster, silver spoon and ang bagong kampeon were giveaways ;-)

25 06 2009
chicogarcia

hi loi, chico here of rx. someone from qtv was asking if i knew any other bloggers they can feature in their show. if youre interested, please let me know so i can tell them. i dont know kasi how to get in touch with you, so through here nalang. thanks!

28 06 2009
bet2z

wew noon parang iilan pa lang
un nakasulat deeto ngaun madami2
ng pangookray =))

29 06 2009
YeKiS

I’m just wondering, has anyone sued you for the heckling that you’ve done so far?

Anyway, keep it up. This blog is pretty nice, at least some are able to know and realize about other things that are sometime ignored.

Great job!

1 07 2009
K.

Mahusay! Bravo. :)

12 07 2009
Mindanaoan

Astig! Keep up the good work…nakakatuwa entries mo :)

18 07 2009
mavakes

Hope you get the Best Blog Award (AGAIN!!!) this year.
I never get tired of reading your posts. Just when I thought I’ve read your best, another one comes to make my day! I must say, you’re one heck of a blogger. *grin*

Good luck and keep heckling!

22 07 2009
mavakes

I dunno if these jokes are “new”. Just came across them …

—–

Erap to Cardinal: Hanggang ngayon galit pa ang simbahan sa akin. This is unfair.
Cardinal: Why did you say that?
Erap: Mayroong Sabado de GLORIA, Sagrado de CORAZON, at Domingo de RAMOS. Bakit ako wala??? Eh, I was also a President!
Cardinal (after a careful thought): OK, from now on, yours is ASS Wednesday!

—–

Atty: Ano?? idedemanda mo boss mo ng sexual harrassment!!! Dahil lang sa sinabihan kang mabango ang buhok mo!!!ano masama dun???

Woman: Your honor, UNANO!!! ang boss ko.. UNANO!!!

—–

A mental patient was singing while lying in a hospital bed. After a song dumapa siya.
The nurse asked: O bakit ka bumaliktad??

He answered: Adik ka ba??? Side B na kaya!!!

—–

Inspirational quote that we must always remember:

kung kaya ng iba…

pagawa mo sa kanila…

dont force yourself.. make your life easy!!!

28 07 2009
tina_pie

galing2 ni kuya.. clap clap clap

share q lang 2ng joke na nabasa q sa tcaf

“Kaibahan”

Ano ang kaibahan ng fairy tale sa SONA

ang fairy tale ay kewntong d totoo n my dwende…

ang SONA ay may dwende n nagkwekwento ng d totoo!

28 07 2009
MDS

have always enjoyed reading your posts..even posted it in my fb acct for everyone to visit.

30 07 2009
basha

sabi nung nagpasa sa kin ng link na ito..magbasa naman daw ako..
at natuwa ako.ibang klase. galingan mo pa ha..

3 08 2009
docvince

Your stuff is good, funny, insightful. True comedy relies on good timing and the right choice of words. Smart stuff….
but….
How can someone with your insight actually be a Lakers fan?? Kobe Bryant??!!
Oh, I get it…
Comedy and satire.
Well done.

5 08 2009
doc vince

An artista boards a plane for Davao and sits down in First Class.
Stewardess approaches her and says :”Ma’am artista, sorry, but your ticket is economy. You have to sit in the back.”
Artista says, ” Hoy, di mo ba ako kilala? Artista ako! Punta akong Davao and I will sit where I like. Che!”
Stewardess goes up to the cockpit and tells the Pilot: “Captain, sorry, but there is an artista who insists on sitting in First Class pero, economy ang ticket nya.”
Pilot says: “Artista? Ah, okay. I know how to speak Artista. I will talk to her.”
Pilot goes back and says something to the Artista. Artista suddenly gets up and says, “Ay, sorry, sorry ha. Lipat na ako sa likod.” And she rushes to Economy.
Stewardess asks: “Wow, galing. What did you tell her?”
Pilot: “I told her we are leaving na but FIRST CLASS DOES NOT FLY TO DAVAO, ONLY ECONOMY.”

5 08 2009
ren tao

You’re blog is really funny and witty at the same time. I loved reading it and I hope you can post more.. Your heckling about the presidentiables was really funny but there’s some truth about it..anyway, thanks!!

6 08 2009
albean

its about time someone have the guts to ditch politics in the philippines! nice articles very funny.

8 08 2009
MALLIKARJUNA SHARMA

Hi interesting blog. Especially the news and photos about the 13 year old daddy was so. By the way is the material posted in your blog free for publication or copyrighted? What if I want to reproduce the news and photos about the 13 year old baby dad in a newspaper here? Please reply.

8 08 2009
MALLIKARJUNA SHARMA

Please reply to me immediately whether I can reproduce your pieces – e.g. news and photos about the 13 year old baby Dad in Britain – in newspapers here.

8 08 2009
konohabelle

Hi, I really love this site..simula ng mabasa ko ung blog with regards to presidentiables I just can’t help myself. Everyday na akong andito. Perfect attendance mas pinapasukan ko pa nga tong site nato kesa sa work ko…Love the humor..keep on posting

9 08 2009
mavakes

CONGRATULATIONS! I knew it. Nobody comes close to the Professional Heckler!

11 08 2009
grace

galing wala kong masabi…

13 08 2009
lakambini bonifacio

oh, mr. heckler you are unbelievable. you’re so funny and brilliant and i think i’m already in love with you! hehe…oh no, now i’m sounding like one of those spams i get on my email everyday…great blog by the way! congratulations! :D

13 08 2009
asarako

hello heckler….

i just found today and it disturbed me pinay rin kasi me… i am one of the newbie sa site mo starting nung na lamay po ni Tita Cory. Nagugustuhan ko lahat ang mga post, give me idea etc.

By the have you heard about this, im trying to find the video pero ala ako makita
here’s the link:
http://pinoyweekly.org/new/babae-sa-brutal-na-video-isang-filipina/comment-page-1/#comment-281

Thanks

13 08 2009
Joan's Champion

Dear Mr. Heckler…
Your fan is grieving sir! I am knocking upon your door, please help me through this blog. please relate to Mr Gorrel the fight I am in now….
I also go by the name THE OLONGAPOET.
When you commented on my blogsite then, it felt so great and humbling

hear me sir!!!

http://justiceforjoan.blogspot.com/

13 08 2009
professionalheckler

hi joan,

i am so sorry for your loss.

i have forwarded your message to mr. gorrel.

btw, have you tried approaching imbestigador or xxx?
authorities act on complaints faster when they know that media people are monitoring.

again, i am sorry for your loss.

13 08 2009
atebeybs

Pusang gala…ang galing…batanguenyo eh….ayos kabayan….

13 08 2009
Joan's Champion

THANK YOU SIR! THIS MEANS SO MUCH… By the way sir, This is George, I am the brother of Joan, my fallen sister… Thank you Heckler! God Bless you!!!

15 08 2009
homer

Now that’s why you look familiar! haha! sinalihan mo pala halos lahat ng game shows on TV! No wonder, you’re one ‘Dexter’, (you know that kid genius on cartoon network) hehe! :)

ANyway, been readin this blog for quite some time now, its my first time to read your ‘get to know me’ section.. :)

16 08 2009
moo

cool wits + good humor :) thanks mr. h

17 08 2009
moo

sino po ba si FG?

20 08 2009
james felizardo

PH is a heckler with a deeper sense of meaning. Intelehenteng Heckler kumbaga. He’s indeed a better rebirth of Pilosopo Tasyo. You rock man!

3 09 2009
gerry

highest form of satire. i like it..

3 09 2009
Marie

sabi po ng ate aye ko dumaan daw ako dito sa blog nio para ipromote ko ang aking academic blog
http://shegetswhatshewants.wordpress.com/
i need visits and comments po until last week of october.
sana po tulungan nio ko. :)

4 09 2009
Ginto

I like this place! I discovered you through T.E.N. last night where the hosts said this was their favourite blog. Breath of fresh air here. Mabuhay po kayo.

8 09 2009
melo

Thanks to TV5 (TEN news program)…kasi nadiscover ko itong blog nyo Mr.PH…Me asawa ka na ba? (yun yung JOKE ko)…Cute mo kasi ( Joke#2)…O di ba dinaan sa joke…seriously,more power (mag-Red Bull)..ciao!!

11 12 2009
princess

like! haha

9 09 2009
czar_asar

ohmygaddddd. Can I be your apprentice???

9 09 2009
annery10

ahhh cute ka nga..kaya pala cute din write-ups mo..;)keep it up i enjoy reading your works.

10 09 2009
Ping Luck Son

Nice blog, ikaw pala si Loi Pogi ang favorite Rusher nila Chico and Delamar….. affiliated ka sa high end radio betwork for 12 years and yet sa RX ka nakikinig? or RX yung tinutukoy mong high end radio network?

10 09 2009
Camille Prats

I know you!! You’re John Prats in your other life. Way to go brother……

10 09 2009
sweshy

bravo pogi….

10 09 2009
rakkah

Good job!

11 09 2009
Dhora Palo

Kuya ung friends ko dito sa singapore super fanatic sa blog mo.. keep it up!!

11 09 2009
aya

hi. i really love your blog. i love your jokes. and my 3 yr old son who loves kobe bryant just said he’ll name our dog scooby.. scooby bryant (labo? sorry bisaya kasi..hahaha).

i always look forward to new posts from you. i always read your jokes aloud to my husband.. and sometimes he doesnt get it..hahaha.. i think your jokes are better read than said… or maybe it’s my delivery.

anyways, good luck and keep those posts coming.

12 09 2009
Joey Brillantes

Dude, i loved your line about the Pink Urinals so much i put it in my FB status — with your blog given due credit, of course

12 09 2009
Rey

Okey lahat ng posts mo. Natatawa ako at may mga pagkakataon din na gusto kong duraan sa mukha mga pulitiko. Sana yung mga nagra-rally wag lang basta sunugin mga effigy ng mga walang kwentang tao, dapat duraan muna.mas matindi dating niyon kesa sa binabato-bato. Anyway sayang espasyo sa mga ulol na yun. Thanks ulit sa mga sinusulat mo dito. very informative. nakaka-aliw basahin. ewan ko lang kung tinatablan pa mga tinamaan ng….

13 09 2009
FE

Ang galing mo talaga! Swak-na-swak, magandang timing at angkop-na-angkop sa panahon. Bow ako sa iyo.

Sana ma-meet ka ng daughter ko. Mahilig din siya sa mga witticisms.
My daughter grew up on Lactogen and Cerelac as a baby and then Klim as a toddler, was steeped on the Sesame Street Children’s TV Show and the Muppet Show, spoke/speaks English a million-a-mile, always got low grades in all her Filipino language subjects from grade school to high school, etc. etc. Nagwo-work ang daughter ko sa dating paboritong malaking ospital ni you-know-who at ng mga alipores niya, pati na rin iyong mga iba na ini-imbitahan for whole day panel interviews sa you-know-where. Laking pasasalamat ng daughter ko at hindi na ata ngayon doon ang pinupuntahan ni you-know-who. Paano, lagi namin siyang hine-heckle sa bahay namin each time merong naka “check-in” dun sa hospital nila.

Tanong namin palagi sa kanya – how come that hospital does not seem to seriously consider when medical professionalism and ethics should end, in cases where it just seems so apparent that it is operating like a hotel-refuge instead of as a hospital? Ngehehe.

13 09 2009
riya

definitely one of the most prolific and intelligent writers of our generation. pero from hubert webb-lookalike to john pratts? ibang level ka na, loi! :)

13 09 2009
fmarla

My comm ethics professor asked the class to apply our lessons and react on your blog. I’m just curious, do YOU think you are being somehow unethical in writing these blog posts? Do you think you have crossed the line?

13 09 2009
prettyinpink

i think im falling in love with u :)

14 09 2009
CJ

Palagay naman po sa sidebar nyo yung graphic ni Teddy Casino. Salamat –

17 09 2009
jeff23

OK NA OK to. Masayang basahin. (Nakatulog nga ako e!) lol

galeeng ng mga banat (from a guy who doesn’t know what blog is) lol

seriously, very entertaining, educational (?) with a sense of humor on the side. Stay makulit pre!

18 09 2009
brenda

galing~wag ka sana mabitay o magarote sa mga sinusulat mo–pero sabi nga ni rizal:

Natuyo ang luhang sa mata’y nunukal,
taas na ang noo’t walang kapootan,
walang bakas kunot ng kapighatian
gabahid man dungis niyong kahihiyan.

di ko man maintindihan ang ibig iparating o sabihin ni ginoong jose pero magandang pakinggan–parang ikaw, naks!

i like the blog! keep writing!!

18 09 2009
Anonymous

mong palatino pwede ba gumawa ka ng paraan para sumikat ,ng hindi ka nangyuyurak ng kasikatan ng mga binabatikos mo bkit perpekto kb?OBVIOUS gusto mo sumikat kya administrasyun binabatikos mo pati c noynoy na oposisyun e binibira mo!sya na way pra mkasohan c gloria,kya mnahimik kna!

1 10 2009
Taga

OGAG,

di ka marunong magbasa at matuwa. siguro taga gobyerno ka, kaya naapektuhan ka.

bwisit, kaya di umaasenso ang pinas sa dami ng tulad mo ulol.
kalami gyud nimo kusion, kung nahaduol ka lang nako gi piktan na nako ang imong itlog.

26 10 2009
Chris

Excuse me…everthing he says is true … ikaw ba yun ang crocodile sa pasig…hahaha

21 09 2009
Jose Reyes

mukhang wala ka ngang tiwala sa gobyerno ng Pilipinas. oo wala. lahat binabatikos mo. ngayon, sino ang gusto mong umupo sa pagiging presidente ng Pilipinas? ikaw? ikaw dahil mukha namang alam mo lahat ng mga problema. ikaw nalang kaya? pero baka naman kung ikaw na ang presidente, puro problema lang ang pag-uusapan natin? walang solusyon? batikos dito batikos doon.

ayos din ‘tong site mo. entertaining. kaya nga lang walang mapapala ang mga tao dito.

ang maging kritiko ng ibang tao lang ang alam niyo. pero ang gumawa ng aksyon o kahit mag-isip lang naman hindi niyo magawa.

30 11 2011
lzx

may napala din naman kami sir. ikaw lang siguro and wala. napikon ka ba? e di ikaw ang talunan dito.

22 09 2009
passerby

i was thinking along the lines of Jose reyes ( earlier post ). i guess with your seeming popularity, intelligence ( sabi ng ibang posters, he he ), wit, good looks, free time ( your bio ), you could probably do something worthwhile. after all, you are a scholar ng bayan. more power to your site.

22 09 2009
Regina

Believe it or not, this blog is my only one worthy connection with the Philippines. I hope to meet you one day. Keep posting!

23 09 2009
iane

Wow! Si Loi ng Morning Rush ay si Professional Heckler…
Ayos yung mga posts at entries mo! wahaha!
Keep on heckling!
Looking forward for more clever blogs and entries!
Thanks…

23 09 2009
joshmarie

hello there! I just want to ask something. Where can i contact you aside po dito? Salamat :)

24 09 2009
scannedthoughts

“the daily news’ jon stewart meets pilosopo tasyo meets jaime fabregas in sic o’clock news”

cheers from one smartarse to another!

29 09 2009
lokalboy

Google Jacque Bermejo. Very interesting story.

6 10 2009
ownlitlway

Loi,

Wouldnt it be great if we could have this on video? I’d like to do a pilot and see where it goes from there. E-mail me back, I’m interested in turning your blogs into video. Something like a cross between camera cafe and sic o’clock news.

6 10 2009
professionalheckler

will send you an email. thanks.

10 10 2009
mavakes

totoo na to!

CONGRATULATIONS for taking home the Best Humor Blog Award in the 2009 Philippine Blog Awards.

Keep heckling!

11 10 2009
jehzlau

Woooooooooot! congrats! ngayon lang ako napadaan sa blog na to.. :D Twice na pala u nanalo sa PBA.. congrats again! yay!

15 10 2009
ikarus888

yun pic ni erap parang mug shot, saktong sakto! galing mo! apir!
keep up the good work!

15 10 2009
vilma

Hi. Im Vilma. We would like to invite you as our studio guest in ANC. Please do contact me at my email address.

15 10 2009
WILMA SANTOS

Sir Loi,

Malayo ba sa first place (reader’s choice)? How many votes away? Anyway congrats to you, it’s a major achievement in itself. If anything it just shows there’s room for improvement. Eh kung first place ka na anti-climactic na, mawawalan ka na ng gana mang-heckle. Paano na kaming libo-libo mong tagasubaybay?

Keep on heckling! More power and God Bless (kahit hindi ka naniniwala).

16 10 2009
mavakes

Loren: Suitors down to Chiz, Manny, Gibo (http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/inquirerheadlines/nation/view/20091016-230329/Loren-Suitors-down-to-Chiz-Manny-Gibo)

Will Loren “fall” for the oldest of them all? hmmmm

16 10 2009
aubu22

astig po ng blog nyo, pinakita lang po ng friend ko 2, buti na lng :)galing galing! :)

18 10 2009
Geekblog

Hello, would you exchange links with my blog Geekblog?
thanks 1000! http://www.geekblog.it
Claudia

19 10 2009
Nancy Reyes Lumen

Hello Loi…ang galing mo! Dapat nga talaga deservemo yung award. Witty kang mang-insulto…nagluluto ka ba ng adobo? Or kahit anong food? Kasi ako si Adobo Queen…and kung nagku-cook ka, sana mafeature ka namin sa COOK…Congrats ha.
Puede ba magcomment ka about mga cars na may escort na hagad at nag we-weng-weng…saan ba papunta yung mga ulol na nakasakay na iyon? Casino? May date? Sa session? (poker o mahjong?) Saan?
nancy

20 10 2009
andy

hi prof heckler…hope you don’t mind…ni repost ko sa facebook some of your heckles….tama ba yun? please keep on heckling….

20 10 2009
professionalheckler

no prob! :)

21 10 2009
Chubbymommy

wow..and youre goodlooking too huh..goodlooking with a sense of humor..deadly mix there

24 10 2009
Ayot San Diego

‘Namputsaa! Ang galing mo, Sir. bat ngayon ko lang na-discover tong blog mo. It’s a relief especially andito ‘ko living & working sa Saudi.

24 10 2009
PAREKOY

first time reader …… and i loved reading it,,keep up the entertaining…

26 10 2009
Chris

Hi Loi i really enjoyed ur heckling very witty just like me…keep it up i may contribute some nasty comments for u should u allow me. Iv been spreading you blog to my friends and they too enjoyed so much that they cant start the day without reading and pls continue to make fun of our former stup.. pres u know who…

26 10 2009
deped teacher

what is the store that sponsored the Battle of the brain?
Uniwide pala yun kaya pala nalugi.

27 10 2009
GizWiz79

I don’t eat veggies and I’m from Batangas as well. :p
I’m a big fan of yours and I absolutely dig all your heckling. Kudos to you!

27 10 2009
Chris

Hi Loi how come i never found my comments about u of cors its all flattering …but where they?

27 10 2009
professionalheckler

huh? what comments?

28 10 2009
micci

congrats and keep the heckles coming!

30 10 2009
SuicidalJovy

Ang gwapo mo pala talaga. ^___^

Btw, here’s my hallooween joke for you.

Daughter: Ma, bakit walis ang gamit ng mga witches pag lumilipad sila?

Mother: Kasi anak, masyado ng mabigat kung vacuum cleaner ang gagamitin nila.

Sorry, medyo nakakain ako ng mais kanina. Hihi!

31 10 2009
taga

Hi PH. Napanood kita sa Huwants, di naman siguro mahirap tanong ko. Sino mas matangkad sa inyo ni Gloria? Environmentally friendly ka pala, kasi matipid ka sa tela. hehehe. More power PH!

1 11 2009
professionalheckler

hahahahahahahaha! now that’s funny.

1 11 2009
Van Nathan Avalerion

Thank you man! you always make my day :D Keep heckling~~~~~~•

1 11 2009
taga

Mr. PH isa lamang pong mungkahi. Maaari po bang magpatimpalak kayo sa magiging kapalit ng salitang “buwaya” patungkol sa mga sakim na nasa kapangyarihan? Nakakaawa na kasi ang mga buwaya kapag inihahalintulad sila sa mga pulitiko. May kabusugan naman kasi ang mga buwaya hindi tulad ng mga ganid na nanunungkulan na walang katapusan ang kagahamanan. Salamat po.

11 03 2010
bungangaraw & Partner

“Lacoste,” ‘dre.

11 03 2010
bungangaraw & Partner

Another word for buwaya is “Lacoste.”

2 11 2009
patty tolentino

did u join “who wants to be a millionaire”? i think u saw last saturday (oct.31)… :D

3 11 2009
orman

hay naku basta ako ang presidente ng LOI LANDICHO fans club dito sa gensan!

3 11 2009
professionalheckler

hahahahaa! ayaw ni pacman ng ganyan. now you know.

4 11 2009
jazzyfish

ikaw pala ung si loi_pogi! hwehehehe.. nice one, kabayan! (i’m from batangas, too).

cge lang, heck lang ng heck!! :D

4 11 2009
jackals123

Now aside from De Quiros..I could read sensible and real serious blogs!!! You make my day sir! Saludo ako sa iyo!

4 11 2009
imbestigador

Si dguardian Masyadong galit,Siguro Fan siya ni Koringking :lol:

6 11 2009
Dan Ramos

i read your Facebook status post re: Pinoys waiting for the reg deadline and I completely agree with you!

8 11 2009
HerSHEY's Kisses my a**

Hi PH,
Not one response to your negators – Jose Reyes, to name one? Very diplomatic.
I like your blog – Pinoy ka nga. Dinadaan sa tawa at kutya ang problema. Parang ako – puro reklamo tamad namang umaksyon.
Sayang, gwapo at matalino ka sana. Why not use your intelligence and looks to divert your blog into a more meaningful site?
Instead of making fun of our political heads, why not look for politicos who are actually doing their jobs (oo naman meron pa kahit papano, diko lang alam kung sino). Gamitin mo popularity mo at kagwapuhan mo na maghanap ng mga politicong me puso.
Puro negativity na ang mundo, PH. Five-second comic relief lang ang naidudulot ng mga jokes mo pero nandyan pa rin ang problema natin. Diko alam pano makakatulong sayo pero I hope mabigyan ko ng idea ang mga young bloggers na katulad mo kung pano makakatulong sa ating bansang patuloy na namumulubi. You have my emai address, (though I doubt you’ll take notice of my suggestion, no pun intended) just send me an email anytime kung may maitutulong ako.
God bless.

13 11 2009
mae23md

Mr Landicho. your blog is bad for my health kasi naging addict na ako.

14 11 2009
malayangpinoy

crush ko yang si professional heckler…..ang galing kc pogi pa mwah hahahaha :)

16 11 2009
Raph the Search Engine Optimization Specialist

you really deserved this award.nice words.

17 11 2009
world domination through bunnies

You are made of WIN.

18 11 2009
benjespina

Lakers? Phail.

19 11 2009
neil

I’m in love with your blogs PH..

19 11 2009
professionalheckler

salamat neil!

25 11 2009
abren magallanes

just wondering why you have to post this: “He doesn’t attend mass and refuses to buy the concept of ‘afterlife’. i wonder what you believed in, evolution? big bang theory? si malakas at si maganda? refusing to “buy” as you’ve said those concept would surely mean your living an empty life. its no wonder you said its boring.

considering what you’ve accomplished, posses, state of life and having the wits to find humor in a chaos world is a gift that should be thanked of not something to be used to blatantly express you don’t have the faith. but its your choice, someday though, He’ll tapped you, reminding whom to call when everything fails..

25 11 2009
sei

Hey, I love reading your posts. . Great Job! Go UP! Serve the People!

25 11 2009
professionalheckler

thanks so much!

30 11 2009
JOJO GASTON

Here’s one you might want to use:

POLITICAL IRONY: GMA minions Gibo and Ebdane crossed paths during their campaign sorties. GIBO with a tinge of sarcasm asked Ebdane, “How does it feel to be in LAST PLACE?”. Ebdane wittily replied, “you TELL me…”, then he announced he was DROPPING out of the race.

2 12 2009
denice

thanks to podcast, i heard chico saying good things about your blog, and indeed, this is worth reading. thanks for sharing your intelligent thoughts in a humorous way. i’m now a fan, hats off :-)

2 12 2009
professionalheckler

I MISS the morning rush. late na kasi ako nagigising. thanks for dropping by.

2 12 2009
Z

bookmarked. surreal.

2 12 2009
P!

Imba mga articles pare! Galing! Keep up the good work! It helps me think better :))

4 12 2009
mitidor

I am as much a gawker as you are a heckler. Got to your site while surfing and got hooked—for as long as there are computers or until cancer gets me down, whichever comes first. Keep on heckling!

4 12 2009
professionalheckler

thanks for droppin by!

6 12 2009
che

i love your posts!its kind of addicting and I couldn’t let a day pass by without reading your blog.I asked my cousins to read your blog and they are also kind of addicted to your witty posts.
Keep it up and I am so looking forward to more political humors from you.
I’m a Batanguena by the way, I read you’re born somewhere here in Batangas.Nice!

9 12 2009
Matteo

You are such an inspiration. Thanks for putting up this website.

11 12 2009
princess

Was introduced to your site last year by a colleague, but it’s my first time to actually read a post. At that time, I was passing this site off as another political blah. Poof. Not much fan of Philippine government. Make fun of ‘em. Yeah!

16 12 2009
melissa yeung

Hats off the the Professional Heckler! :)
You got me laughing so hard!
Congratulations! Add me to your long list of fans! :)

16 12 2009
ramil mohammad

i must really thank my friend mansur (galua) for giving me your blog site, it’s really entertaining, awesome, astounding, stupefying, amusing, and what more can i say…cheers! kudos! keep heckling Loi Reyes Landicho…

16 12 2009
professionalheckler

welcome to my little corner in cyberspace! :)

20 12 2009
johnken

do you benefit on blogging?

20 12 2009
professionalheckler

BENEFIT? monetary? ZERO. Walang kita. CONTENTMENT? Yeah. Sounds cliché but yup, I do love and enjoy what i am doing.

29 12 2009
johnken

idol.. ahahaha! laughtrip mga blogs no dude… keep it up.. i’m a reader/fan of you and your blog

21 12 2009
homer singson

Good day Mr. Landicho! I’ve been an avid follower of your (insert your own superlative/adjective) blog. I just have to ask… Have you ever received death threats?

21 12 2009
professionalheckler

NO NAMAN. I think hindi naman pikon ang mga pulitiko natin. Well, sana. :)

21 12 2009
homer singson

“I think hindi naman pikon ang mga pulitiko natin. Well, sana.” — Wishful thinking?!? HAHAHA. Advance merry christmas! Here’s to more heckling! *toast*

22 12 2009
TruBlue

Saka lang pikon ang mga yan kung wala silang kurakot.

Seasons greetings to everyone, even to Alaskador ( sana hindi nahulog sa dagat, wawa naman.)

21 12 2009
Pearl Danielle A. Cruz

Hi Mr. Heckler !

(Kuya Homer insists that I should call you Kuya Loi… :D kaso, nahihiya ako eh..)

Our uber late congratulations for the award you received.

Cheers! More heckles to come.

‘Hope 2009 was a good year for you and may 2010 be even a better one :D

-Homer Alan Cruz and Pearl Danielle Cruz

22 12 2009
professionalheckler

salamat pearl. :) merry christmas din sa inyong lahat! )

22 12 2009
estela

loi,

congrats! galing mo…

estela

25 12 2009
May

i noticed that my posts were approved immediately so you’re ol. Merry Christmas PH!

28 12 2009
Ray Rodriguez

Di ba nanganganib ang buhay mo pards?

Ang lupit ng jokes mo-sagad to the bones. And very revealing too.

Dapat may column ka sa broadsheet -kung may matapang lang magpasweldo sayo-na magpasulat nito.

28 12 2009
professionalheckler

i doubt kung may mag-offer. may kanya-kanyang interes na pinu-protektahan yang mga newspapers. at kumikita sila. ako, walang kita. pero enjoy ako kapag nalalalaman kong enjoy kayo. sapat na kabayaran ‘yun. :)

30 12 2009
Leo Palo III

Loi,

30 12 2009
Leo Palo III

loi,

baka pwede ka naman interbyuhin sa program ko before the year ends… please…

30 12 2009
professionalheckler

leoooo! now ko lang nabasa. sorry.

30 12 2009
professionalheckler

i’m not worthy. isang hamak a blogger lang ako. :)

30 12 2009
Leo Palo III

430pm today please….

30 12 2009
Leo Palo III

di kana ma-reach…

30 12 2009
mars

im a big fan. and admirer. haha :)
and im one of the many who look stupid in the office whenever i laugh out loud at your posts.

merry christmas and happy new year! i look forward to more of your posts! :D

30 12 2009
professionalheckler

hey! happy new year!

30 12 2009
Leo Palo III

ano pwede ka ngayon? interbyuhin kiyta regarding your blog lang pwede?
tawagan kita if possible…sa email ko nalang kung pwede..

31 12 2009
chamie miranda

ang galing!!! :) wla ka pa bang death threats for breakfast?woot..continue what you are doing,bka may magising..

happy new year….

1 01 2010
edgar

these two things are quite a logical pair: “dreads death” and “refuses to buy the concept of ‘afterlife.’”

4 01 2010
Roland

Ang gwapo mo bro :-)

7 01 2010
Dennis Rodriguez

what’s happening with abs cbn news?!!! please check this out…

7 01 2010
brianitus

Today was the first time I read your blog and I almost laughed out loud in the office.

Cheers!

7 01 2010
LM

I was hooked on this blog for two days already…i pray you have time to heckle on tv personalities, politicians and yourself… enjoy the heckling.

13 01 2010
mavakes

PH, pwede request na yung links mo ay “open to a new window”? Thanks.

13 01 2010
professionalheckler

u can right click it naman eh :)

13 01 2010
mavakes

ay, oo nga. sori po! hahaha
Thankies!

13 01 2010
Matteo

This has become a habit at 10 in the morning. I encouraged co-workers and now, this is our daily broadsheet. Facts with a twist. Thanks for the witty blogs and the subliminal messages that go against the corrupt and those power-monsters.

Keep up!

I must say I am a fan. :)

13 01 2010
professionalheckler

thanks matteo. every other day ang update. :)

13 01 2010
yam

parang mahal na kita.hahahaha! thanks for the laughs your page brings.

16 01 2010
siobhan

happy birthday, sir! :)

16 01 2010
professionalheckler

hey thank u ! :)

18 01 2010
amyline

Love your site! Hilarious!

19 01 2010
Benjo Basas

Hi Heckler,

I’ve been reading your blog for over a year now and I am one of those millions of Pinoy net addicts who religiously visit your funny yet witty commentaries.

Keep up!

-Benjo Basas
National Chair,
Teachers’ Dignity Coalition (TDC)

-Our website is still under construction and having maintenance problem. Yuo may also check my facebook account.

19 01 2010
professionalheckler

Thank you Mr. Basas. I appreciate it.

20 01 2010
zam

nakakainis ka…from that time na mabasa ko ang TPH articles mo, nag enjoy na ako at napa-isip na “this guy must be really smart”..and then i saw your pictures sa site mo…at first , i can’t really believed na ikaw nga yan dahil ang akala ko matanda na ang “loi” na creator ng TPH…kaya nga lang ng mapanood ko ang ‘the bottomline’, naniwala na ako na ikaw nga yan,,,ang pogi mo…kaya nga lang may naging problem,,,from that time na nasilayan ko ang kaguwapuan mo, parang nagka-crush na ako sa iyo…but with a big “BUT”, mas malaki ang problema ko ngayon, pareho kasi tayong lalaki….ha ha ha ha…

21 01 2010
professionalheckler

now that was a lot funnier than my punchlines! haha thanks for reading my inanities.

30 11 2011
lzx

teka lang! hindi ko nabalitaan ang ‘bottom line’ exposure na ito! bakit??!! sana na sa Utube! pls Lord!

20 01 2010
karen apostol

Good day!
I am Karen Apostol from UP Diliman. I’m a senior student and I am doing a manuscript on blogging. May I ask if you would like to participate in my thesis as a key respondent?

Should you decide to participate, may i ask for your email add so i can send the questions? if you have any questions, you may contact me at 09276995262.

Your participation will be of great help. Thank you very much and more power.

Truly yours,

Karen Apostol
BA Broadcast Communication
UP Diliman

21 01 2010
professionalheckler

i think i was a respondent twice in similar theses of two UP students a couple of years back. but sure. you’ll find my email add/YM handle in my profile. click ABOUT THE HECKLER. thanks for droppin’ by!

22 01 2010
Fran

Hi Mr. Heckler a.k.a Loi Pogi , I’m also a graduate of UP (Diliman) and pls just add me to your list of fans…

Question: Are you some kind of an angel? Maybe you’re just in between the good and the evil? Since I started visiting your site (that was just recently referred to me by a friend) I became so much aware (much much more aware and it seems I’m dying to look after your every post amidst the mountains of workload in the office that never fail to amaze me every morning!) of the current happenings in the world of politics. Thanks to your pool of witty jokes and heartrending heckling powers. Love your blog and love you na rin hahaha. (wonder din if you’re still available?) hehe, no worries, it could be just any simple question that you won’t bother to answer at…babae naman ako.

Anyways, I don’t give a damn on your status though. Mas mahal ko posts mo. You rock! Keep it up manong Isko.

22 01 2010
professionalheckler

hahahha! salamat Bb. Iska!

22 01 2010
Fran

you’re welcome!

26 01 2010
tony

Reading you’re page always makes my day. It’s like my daily dose of multivitamins!

29 01 2010
nickel

i love your posts!

sana ma revive yung favorite pinoy series ko, ang Abangan. at sana ikaw ang gawin nilang writer…

1 02 2010
nats_1015

Thank you for stealing 1 man-hour of my productive time from my employer again. You’re blog is so much funner (wrong spelling intended) to read at work, where I can instantly share your jokes to my officemates.

Maybe one day I’ll get employed by one of the politicians you love to heckle. When that happens, I’ll spend more hours reading your blog just to ‘heckle’ them in my own way.

1 02 2010
Patrick King

Hi!

I’m from ANC.

May I know your contact info (e-mail/mobile maybe?)? Would like to ask something re your articles and your schedule. Thanks!!

2 02 2010
Anonymous

Hello Professional Heckler,
You might be interested to know that your spoof on Manny Villar’s political jinggle, ” Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura… (whatever the title is), is circulating as a chain email. I received one myself but didn’t see your name credit. Just thought you should know.

2 02 2010
professionalheckler

oo nga eh. i received one myself. hinayaan ko na lang. :)

2 02 2010
izah

hay naku salamat naman at nahanap kita ulit…:)

kip it up…nice blogging,…..sana magising mo ang mga taong nagtutulugtulugan..

lalo na ang mga pulitiko…

4 02 2010
achu

nice blog. very entertaining and very informative. keep it up! btw, no facebook acct? we’d like to share ur humor to our friends.ü God bless!

4 02 2010
professionalheckler

heckler at large. pls introduce yourself when u add me. thanks.

5 02 2010
totisp777

Heckler,

You’re good, boy. But not that good. In your post Today in History February 5 “President Roosevelt proposed increasing the number of Supreme Court justices…”.

In 1937, the President of the United States was Franklin D. Roosevelt and not the person in the photo Theodore Roosevelt.

5 02 2010
professionalheckler

thanks for correcting me on that one

9 02 2010
bubang

why subscribe tfc when you can read the news here and even feel good after?!? thanks for making us laugh here in sydney! :)

9 02 2010
professionalheckler

wow. inggit ako. :) gusto kong mag-new yr sa sidney.

9 02 2010
NoyPi

Try watching CHUCK bro. You seem to love the same shows that I do. Your funny side will love this funny show. Seasons 1 and 2 are available on pirated DVD. Oops

9 02 2010
professionalheckler

now that the campaign period has started, goodluck if i’d still find time to watch new series. pero before i sleep, i always manage to watch ONE episode of “the practice.” sobrang mahal ko tong series na to so binabalikan ko.

9 02 2010
laoagueno

its my first time to access your blog, thanks to pia’s strictly politics this evening. great talent and wit. the thing that struck me was your personal notes on The Ilocos Times. i used to work with this paper and i feel aghast with the staff’s absence of any form of apology to you. shame on them, indeed. i’ll call management’s attention to kick some ass.

9 02 2010
professionalheckler

thanks noel. pinalampas ko na yan last month. sabi ko honest mistake siguro. but… when i found out that they just replaced the article in question, nainis ako. i mean, ganun na lang ba ‘yun? and yup, pia hontiveros and ANC people (as well as TV5′s newcast) have always been supportive of this blog. sobrang laki ng tulong nila. :)

9 02 2010
dwayne

thanks for highlighting the humor in our otherwise depressing political scene.
and congratulations for capturing many hearts (and funny bones).
mabuhay ka.

fortunately for you i don’t have a witty line or joke to share.
(or did i just share one?)
hmmm…

9 02 2010
laoagueno

Its election season once again. Our politicians love shaking our hands during this period…. then they shake our confidence after their election into office

10 02 2010
pot

really entertaining.

try watching how i met your mother too.
recommend ko lang.

i’ll keep on reading your blogs.

11 02 2010
Anonymous

I’ve been reading the blog for sometime now and i don’t know how I discovered it. Very intelligent blog—Humour at its FINEST! It takes a certain IQ level to appreciate your it ;=)

11 02 2010
Anonymous

I’ve been reading the blog for sometime now and i don’t know how I discovered it. Very intelligent blog—Humour at its FINEST! It takes a certain IQ level to appreciate it ;-)

11 02 2010
smartwitch

I’ve been reading your blog for some time now and I can’t remember how I discovered it. Anyway, it is very intelligent–it takes a certain IQ level to appreciate and digest the Humour—Sacrcasm at its FINEST! Keep it up

11 02 2010
professionalheckler

just like what i wrote last october after i won the best humor blog award… walang silbi ang mga sinusulat ko kung walang utak ang mga bumabasa. so napakalaking tulong ang pagkakaroon ng mapanuring mambabasa tulad ninyo

12 02 2010
tinapie

VILLAR: Sipag at tiyaga

GIBO: Tibay at Talino

NOYNOY: ……

………Mommy at Daddy…and Krissy =)

14 02 2010
jongskie721

ngayon lang ako napadpad sa blog mo at bumilib talaga ako :) bago lang naman kasi ako na blogger :D pero napansin ko agad na halos lahat ng nakilala ko o dinadalaw na mga blog ay ngcomment dito.. hmmm cute nga nung guy na nasa picture, kung hindi ikaw yun sayang naman.. sabagay naisip ko kasi na ang mga lalaking may pagmumukhang ganyan eh walang utak :D hahaha

14 02 2010
jongskie721

pahabol : ginawan po pala kita ng post sa blogsite ko :D pasensya yun lang ang kaya ng utak ko:D

14 02 2010
professionalheckler

i just read your ur blog post. thank u so much. i appreciate the effort.

15 02 2010
LLC

Hi there, I’m a journalist working for a wire agency based in Bangkok and I’m doing a story on the impact of political blogs and the new media in general on the current political campaign, and on the candidates and voters in particular. I’d like to include you as one of my interviewees. Will explain in full if you could send me your email address. Hope to hear from you today or tomorrow. Thanks!

16 02 2010
basti

I just finished watching strictly politics of pia hontiveros and got hold of your website (professional heckler). I like reading all your humurous blogs with regards to our politicians and I will follow all your blogs from this moment on. More power and keep up the good humor!

17 02 2010
ka fredo

More Power Heckler!

I am following you on twitter and looking forward to your updates daily.

Keep on bashing!
(Malay laang natin baka may matauhan, ano?)

17 02 2010
mang cruz

Ang galing mo, Prof Heckler!!! I hope COMELEC will not find you violating election rules on ..”celebrities endorsing candidates”. Di mahirap mahalata ang malapit sa heart mo!!!

Salamat sa iyong hangarin at ang gusto mong “maging happy kayo”.

21 02 2010
the herbster

May your tribe increase tenfold! Happy heckling!

24 02 2010
jootzman

kudos! :)

27 02 2010
totisp777

Mr. Heckler,

You are correct that Carl Lewis set the world indoor long jump record in 1984. But didn’t Kris Aquino set the indoor fall record 26 years later, and not 22 years later?

Your timeline is inaccurate, the Mendiola Massacre happened in January 1987, and not 1985.

27 02 2010
professionalheckler

hi totis. re: kris, it’s a dig on her recent shower slip. as for the other item. the year is accurate since the item refers to the US rally not to mendiola massacre.

27 02 2010
jhona

my friend from the debsoc constantly talks about you and your witty blogs (he’s a fan, i presume). unpredictable thoughts, dude! good job. i’ll never get tired reading your posts. :)

on the other hand, it’s nice to know we have something in common– we monsterize our mornings! have a great day everyday! :))

27 02 2010
professionalheckler

hi jhona. miss ko na ang TMR. late na ko nagigising.

27 02 2010
jhona

now, let me tell you, you’re missing out a lot! haha. thanks anyway for accepting my friend request in facebook! you’re the man! :)

27 02 2010
foley

my friend just introduced me to your blog.. i find it amusing and funny yet has kick of thought about what’s happening in our government.. sana mas makilala ka pa.. i love reading your blogs.. they’re so true.. keep it up.. ^^

28 02 2010
professionalheckler

thank you foley. and tell your friends i appreciate the free promotion. :)

1 03 2010
james

i love your blocs. very amusing. sana updated lagi

1 03 2010
james

uups… sori BLOGS pala

8 03 2010
Mon

Binasa ko yung tipo mong kanta. subukan mo si Lily Allen.

8 03 2010
Mitzi

Hi Loi! Your blog always makes me laugh. So refreshing to have an intelligent witty take on pinoy society from a pinoy’s perspective. (By the way, you wrote about my mother in a blog entry last July 2009. Someone told me about it, thanks to that I discovered your blog. Very happy to have come upon it.)

I’m taking a masters course in media studies at UP. For a production class, we have to produce a television show, which mostly follows a talk show format. I’m writing to ask if you would be so kind as to be one of our guests on Monday, March 15, 7-8pm at the UP College of Mass Communication. We will be taping the interview as “live”. The topic is new media and how it’s being used to raise awareness on phil. 2010 elections issues. We need a good dose of sharp wit and irreverence. Since you cheer for the UP Fighting Maroons and the UP Pep Squad, I’m really hoping that you’ll agree to bring some cheer to our UP media studies course. Please send me an email if you’re willing to explore this further? Will provide more info and will try my darndest to entice you to agree. :-)

Hope to hear from you soonest.

8 03 2010
professionalheckler

oh… you’re a beauty queen’s daughter. interesting. will email you my reply tomorrow morning. rushing lang some scripts right now. thanks for droppin by my world. :)

9 03 2010
Mitzi

thanks, loi. look forward to hearing from you, hoping for a positive response… :-D

11 03 2010
bungangaraw & Partner

Dear Professor Heckler,
I am a 173 year-old Filipino expatriate in Germany. I have 17 wives, 148 children and 392 apo sa tuhod (di ko alam sa english ‘yon e). My point is, Heckler, pagod na pagod na ako at inip na inip na ako sa buhay dahil di ako mamatay-matay, but when I discovered your blog site this morning and started reading it, I instantly knew and recognized that I’ll sail on till the age of 288 without having a dull moment from now on. Chest bump me, man!!

11 03 2010
professionalheckler

hahahahahahaha! now that was hilarious. KEEP BREATHING. It’s fun. :) and welcome to my world.

11 03 2010
bungangaraw & Partner

To borrow an obnoxious expression from Roxas: “Putang-ina,” bakit kanina pa’ko comment ng comment, walang lumilitaw?

11 03 2010
Magoichi Saika

GILBERTO TEODORO

The first step to getting inside the mind of a man is to observe his personality/behavior/attitude. The second step is to get to know the environment he grew up in.

I couldn’t figure out the 1st since I personally don’t know the guy. Never saw him in person either. However, based on the 2nd step, if you researched as i did, we would both know that this guy is in the middle of a family feud within the clan.

He is a nephew of Eduardo Cojuangco Jr., chair of San Miguel Corporation, and 2nd cousin of Benigno Aquino III, one of the presidential aspirants in this poll.

Eduardo’s and Benigno’s families have always been at odds with one another for many reasons i wouldn’t start to care. However, from what is gathered, Eduardo Cojuangco is branded as a Marcos crony and therefore “corrupt”. Not surprising since there were theories that the source of the Cojuangco wealth is not so honorable. This makes the entire clan supposedly untrustworthy.

You might say, give this guy a chance. Okay, so give him this chance. It’s only the Institution of the Presidency we’re talking about here, nothing so important, right? If we make a mistake, Filipinos can always wait for six (6) f**king years to make another mistake.

Oh, by the way, He’s the son of former Social Security System administrator Gilberto Teodoro, Sr. and former Batasang Pambansa member Mercedes Cojuangco-Teodoro. The Social Security System and Batasang Pambansa were both tarnished with corruption.

———————–

RICHARD GORDON

Richard Gordon, like his running mate, Bayani Fernando, is a very practical person. The typical Filipino with his emotional carefree attitude would find his character to be somewhat “big bully” and “tyrannical” due to his no-nonsense approach to solving a problem.

To this candidate, solving a problem is more important than how the population feels about the method. To an emotional carefree population, you will probably agree that this personality is political suicide. However, based on his record, this guy seems to be solving the problems in spite of what people say.

From what is gathered, Gordon began his political career as mayor of Olongapo City, the purported “Sin City” of the Philippines. Critics say he did little to solve the “prostitution problem” but did agree that he was able to improve the city’s economic level.

Personally speaking, I understand why conservative people would react to prostitution as being acceptable. Well, that’s only them speaking. If you surveyed the entire Philippine population, you would probably be surprised how liberated the majority of Filipinos are.

(Filipinos, by nature, are sensuous, emotional, and overly courteous, which explains why they give way to the hypocrisy of the fundamentalist, puritanical, and conservative upbringing their country gives. This also explains why Filipinos are sexy inside but are afraid to show it.)

Going back to the P word, here’s an example: The metropolitan areas of the Clark and Washoe Counties in Nevada, USA would have stunted their growth if it were not for the adult entertainment industries provided by Las Vegas (Clark Co.) and Reno (Washoe Co.).

Here’s something to note: Prostitution in Nevada is legal but regulated within the designated “red light district’ night clubs. Prostitution in London, England is also legal but only if done outside of designated “red light district’ night clubs. This means that you and Mr/Ms adult entertainer should do it inside the clubs in Nevada but should do it in your home or motel in London.

Where am I going with this? Well, we always view prostitution as something bad and, as such, we don’t see people working in this trade as “professionals”. Moreover, these “professionals” are too afraid and ashamed to ply their trade but do so anyway because of need. On the other hand, we see rotten politicians in broad daylight – unafraid and unashamed – and they still get to be considered as “professionals”. Who would you prefer to work besides with? An adult entertainer who would work honestly and pay due taxes promptly if demanded of them? Or rotten politicians who are not honest, who steal taxpayers’ money, and expect that you vote for them next season?

Going back to Richard Gordon, it is refreshing to remember that the former president Ejercito Estrada is one of the senators who led the vote against the retention of the US Bases in the Philippines, which led to 40,000 Filipinos losing their jobs outright, increased the boldness of local rebel groups and terrorists, and destabilized the safety of the country from encroachment by other countries. Well, the Americans left anyway, and the Philippines was also left with the mess made by these senators as well as the after effects of Mt. Pinatubo.

It’s interesting to note that this “bully”, in the form of Richard Gordon, spearheaded the solution to the problems following the American exodus. The solutions may have not been all his own concepts, but he was the guy who facilitated them all together.

So there’s your choice… Do you want a good-looking president with a questionable family and track record who promises his heart out to you? Or do you want a “bully” who could help facilitate the solutions to your problems?

———————–

EDDIE VILLANUEVA

From what I last gathered, the Republic of the Philippines is still a democracy in which Church and State are separate. Eddie Villanueva may be an honest, uncorrupted, and “Christian” candidate, but his status as leader of a religious congregation is, to my personal opinion, not compatible with the Separation of Church and State clause.

The reason for separating Church and State is very evident in history. If you’re a student of history, you would remember that the times the Church and State worked as a single mind, worldwide catastrophes happened like terrorism today and the Crusades centuries before.

Simply put, Church and State cannot be a single mind, for all our sakes.

———————–

MANUEL VILLAR

If I’m not mistaken, there was a recent scandal on the Philippines’ C-5 Road Extension Project. Isn’t this guy in the middle of it all? If this person wins the election, the Philippines is truly a nation of monkeys and fools.
———————–

BENIGNO SIMEON AQUINO III

On the other hand Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III is the son of the “Great Filipino Hero and Martyr”, Ninoy Aquino and the “untarnished” and first female president of the Philippines, Corazon Aquino as well as brother to Philippine celebrity, Kris Aquino. Aside from being the son or brother of well-known people, I haven’t’ read anything else this guy was famous for.

Are you going to gamble your vote on this nobody/loser?

———————–

JOHN CARLOS DELOS REYES

He’s a nephew of Richard Gordon. Practically speaking, i don’t understand why he’s running against his uncle in the presidentiable elections. His uncle is highly experienced in serving the country. From what i gathered, he only has his city councilor experience and guts to back him up in his campaign. In this online poll he’s able to gather 1% at least. Imagine if he just supported his uncle as city councilor or mayor or Zambales district representative/congessman, this 1% could aid his uncle for president and aid him in his young career as well. He’s better off winning as mayor instead of president. Frankly speaking, either he has a personal grudge against his uncle (gone too far) or he’s a young idealist fool (not all idealists are fools, but this one is). Potentially, he may prove to be a good leader, but he’s making the wrong steps.

———————–

THE OTHERS ARE NOT WORTH MENTIONING…

12 03 2010
kwag

hmmm sa nababasa ko si gibo ang may cleanest record.. issues pointed to him are just allegations o kaya nadawit lang sa pangalan ni madam mole.. and gibo’s parents worked in those institutions sooo long time ago, why connect the present corruption issues to them,, his father has a clean record in sss. danding’s family supporting noynoy shows they can’t just manipulate gibo.

i support anyone but noynoy! haha

11 03 2010
bungangaraw & Partner

‘Yun, isa-isang nagsi-litaw na ang mga comments ko, sorry for doing a “Roxas.”

11 03 2010
professionalheckler

kinda busy. sorry, hindi ko namomoderate ang comments kaagad.

12 03 2010
bungangaraw & Partner

That was not meant to be a “whine,” kid; ‘am aware of your jampacked scheds. T’was simply a childish vye for (your) precious attention, he-he.

12 03 2010
professionalheckler

:)

11 03 2010
bungangaraw & Partner

Ano and tsismoso sa salitang japanese” Masali Taako.

11 03 2010
jaollibee

and so today, i became your 901st follower on Twitter. I’m so proud that blood is gushing out my nose (sh*t, damn this summer heat!). btw, ano student number mo sa UP? hahaha!
rest assured i’ll follow your blog like your typical, drooling stalker. :)

11 03 2010
professionalheckler

hi jaollibee. ayokong ireveal ang student # ko. basta, i still have a copy of my FIRST EVER form 5. :) welcome to my world!

12 03 2010
jaollibee

batch namin huling gumamit nung napakahaba at puting form 5. thank God naimbento onine registration. CRS ata tawag dun. haha!

13 03 2010
13 03 2010
professionalheckler

SOMEBODY sent me a copy of that article last monday but i have yet to read it. will do later. thanks.

25 03 2010
sheaper john de guzman

pwede po ba i-repost sa facebook acct ko ung pinost nio po na picture nung isang bata na katabi ung poster ni manny villar , pati po ung kasamang captions . thanks in advance sa reply . keep up the good work !

25 03 2010
professionalheckler

sure.

25 03 2010
Anonymous

dude…awesome.

28 03 2010
vince

hi kuya!

ang galing ng blog mo!

araw araw ko tinitingnan blog mo kahit may pasok (2nd Yr. HS nung may pasok at C./P. 2Lt. ngayong may summer training sa CAT) at nadidisappoint pag walang post sa araw na iyon! pero nonetheless, ang galing. nagmumukha akong tanga dito sa bahay, tumatawa mag-isa kaharap ng monitor. kuya, papost sa facebook nung ilang pics ha. ingat na lang, baka makasuhan ng libel. hehehe…

continue with the heckling, it makes my day!

28 03 2010
vince

ay pahabol: tnx pu sa pag-accept sa fb. :DD

30 03 2010
Gadgets Magazine

Good evening!

Gadgets magazine, the country’s first tech-lifestyle magazine, would like to invite you to attend Pinoy_Blogfest 1.0.

Pinoy_Blogfest 1.0 will be a convergence of alternative media practitioners, where we hope to focus on issues confronting new media. Scheduled for Saturday, 17 April 2010, at Richmonde Hotel, Ortigas Center, the one-day event will also offer networking opportunities for the participants, while giving corporate sponsors the opportunity to showcase their products/services. Attendance will be limited to about a hundred participants.

We would like to ask for your email address so we can send you more material about the event.

Thank you and we hope to hear from you soon!

Mika Fernandez-David

30 03 2010
professionalheckler

that sounds great. here: professionalheckler@yahoo.com

2 04 2010
Nad

Hi Heckler,

It seems di mo pa na discuss sa blogs mo about Gibo and Villar loosing its ground dahil dami kumakalat na negative tsismis about them.

Do you know why? Tito Boy is now with Noynoy.

Tito Boy + Kris Aquino = Ultimate tsismis generating machine.

By the way I really enjoy reading your blog, u r really smart.

6 04 2010
Elay

Hello po,

I added you in FB. I hope you’ll accept it. Thanks!

Galing talaga ng blog mo heheh. ang cute mo pa. naks. hahha.

tc!

6 04 2010
professionalheckler

did i approve na your add request? what was your name? :) thanks for droppin by

6 04 2010
Elay

yup you did na po. thanks a lot! hahahah kinikilig ako while viewing your photos. naks. cge you are my 2nd celebrity crush na hahaha.. wag ka na umangal.. celebrity ka na din dahil sa dami ng fans ng blog mo! :)

(my name in FB is Sheila Mae w/ the Phil flag as the primary pic)

6 04 2010
twix

You are one smart ass! I just bookmarked your site! Very good job, Mister. =)

7 04 2010
professionalheckler

welcome to my world twix!

11 04 2010
carmen vivian n. laquian

my first time to visit this site & reading your blogs, awesome, more power & godbless!

12 04 2010
Blossom Buffett

RFLMAO! luv it!
TFC doesn’t give me “laugh” like your blog does. I’m thinking of subscribing to u instead ..lol..
First time reading your blog and I’m really enjoying it, as in!
Witty, current and distinctly Pinoy humor.
I’ll definitely keep reading so you better keep blogging!

p.s. love your red Nike shirt with Portuguese Football Federation logo :)

12 04 2010
AURIE

hi loi. tulad ng sabi nila, ang pogi mo pala. and very smart.
kakatuwa pero napapanahon…all the best.

12 04 2010
Blossom Buffett

Hi,

I just wrote a blog regarding your blog. I can’t resist it but I just have to share it to our few readers. I hope it’s ok. Oh! And I also borrowed your photo :).

http://starringblossom.wordpress.com/
http://tragcdreams.wordpress.com/

12 04 2010
professionalheckler

that was so flattering! thank you so much. welcome to my world and keep on coming back!

13 04 2010
Blossom Buffett

Hello,
Thank you for the comment in my blog. I really appreciate you dropping by :)
Re Dante V -”lost in space” na yata.
Waiting for your next post and good luck :)

19 04 2010
cielo gonzales

Hi Good day sir,

I’m from FEU Advocate, the official student publication of Far Eastern University-Manila. May I request for an interview regarding your site.

Thank you for your consideration.

ace_cielo_gonzales@yahoo.com

23 04 2010
dax

galeng nitong site!

sana makabarkada mo sila rex navarette at bob ong! sigurado taub tayong lahat dun! yeah!

28 04 2010
Lovel Aniag

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We have been tasked to organize an awards night for a popular award-giving body that recognizes
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5 05 2010
shea

sir loi,
naka networked blog ka na ba sa fb? I-fo-follow ko.. =)

5 05 2010
leya

just got hooked here…very witty take on Philippine politics. keep ‘em comin’!

5 05 2010
professionalheckler

WELCOME LEYA!

6 05 2010
lorie

pogi mo na, ang galing mo pa…wow!

8 05 2010
Manny SD Lopez

Nakakatawa ka… Professional Heckler… you made me laugh :-) Why dont you write a book compiling all your political satire… bibili ako $$$

8 05 2010
professionalheckler

thank you sir! thanks for dropping by:) haha as for coming out with a compilation, i wish someone was willing to publish!

8 05 2010
Lizette

i just started reading your blogs yesterday and i truly enjoy it! Your humor about our politics is very entertaining. People like you makes life less complicated. I am your fan now! keep it up!

8 05 2010
professionalheckler

thanks lizette!

8 05 2010
Bajoi Ramirez

i look forward to reading your blog everyday! aliw talaga :-) keep it up!

8 05 2010
professionalheckler

hi bajoi! unfortunately, i cannot update DAILY. i’ve got work eh. :) but thank you for dropping by!

10 05 2010
bonjourjb

It’s great to see a fellow Filipino Madridista, although not so great to know you’re half supporting ManUtd, lol.

Great blog. Hoping to see a post on World Cup after all the hoopla on the Philippine elections.

14 05 2010
Anonymous

ikaw ba yang nasa picture?! ang gwapo mo pala! i loovvveeee yooouuu na! * kris aquino laugh*

14 05 2010
Mary Anne

Wow! Astig! This is what I have to call humor with substance. More power!

14 05 2010
professionalheckler

THANKS MARY ANNE!

15 05 2010
Armie

Hello! Hi! Nice blog! Hail to all humorists in the world! Hihi. But I’m not in the mood to throw a witty joke right now. Sorry. Tip rejected. More power!

15 05 2010
professionalheckler

hi armie. welcome to my world! :-)

15 05 2010
Armie

You’re welcome. And Btw, I included you in my blogroll. You can check it out if you have the time: http://armyofwords.wordpress.com/
Sabay ganun e. Hahahaha. Thank you. :D

17 05 2010
als85

as i read your Biography …subrang Genius nyo Pala..ang daming Award nyo na re received..
keep up your good work im sure andaming sumubay-bay sayong BLOG.. every time binabasa ko yong BLOG mo..sumasakit ang tyan ko sa kakatawa. nakakawala ng stress..
God Bless and to your Family..

P.S. ang GWAPO MO PALA. jejejejeje..

18 05 2010
yzah

SIR LOI GAWA KA NAMAN NG MGA MESSAGES SA ANSWERING MACHINE NI LEBRON HEHE

18 05 2010
professionalheckler

sino yun? :-)

18 05 2010
siyetehan

sikat na sikat na talaga si PH

http://pcij.org/stories/joke-the-vote-pun-the-bets/

CONGRATULATIONS!

18 05 2010
ferdi

zzz

21 05 2010
thisisit

kaw ba talaga yung nasa pinakaunang pic? gwapo kasi eh..

21 05 2010
Soxy Martinez

i just learned about your blog from my niece in manila. i love it! now, not a day passes by w/out me checking it out. i may not be updated w/the issues there but how i laugh.

more power!
soxy from san francisco

21 05 2010
professionalheckler

thanks SOXY! welcome to my world!

21 05 2010
tin

hi heckler! Alam mo, first time ko pa lang ma-visit blog mo, na-hook na talaga ako. Minsan natatawa ako kasi sa blog mo ako umaasa ng latest news, hehe. Minsan, di ko alam ang issue then pag nabanggit mo sa blog mo, saka ko pa lang nalalaman. Keep on inspiring us to laugh sa kabila ng lahat ng nararanasan ng mga tao ngayon.

21 05 2010
professionalheckler

SALAMAT TIN. :-) welcome to my blog.

28 05 2010
Brian

Your site is really cool. You have the most awesome way of making news into comedy. Please keep this blog, man!. And, you look like my sister’s boyfriend. Haha

8 06 2010
mindsturbator

way to go… they should have these kind of news on free tv. ala Colbert Report or The Daily Show.

But you gotta have a good lawyer though.hehehe

8 06 2010
professionalheckler

i think ANC planned to produce one last march. i wonder why it didn’t materialize.

9 06 2010
mindsturbator

i am not wondering. if a show like those were to be shown here, the host will either go to jail or end up on the news himself… dead.

9 06 2010
chiqui

Hi PH! You are so witty and you really make me laugh. Thank you for making my day! Iam now your no 1 fan!

9 06 2010
professionalheckler

hi chiqui. thank you for dropping by. :-)

10 06 2010
amon

sa tinagal tagal kong nag iinternet, ngayon ko lang nakita to. great blog. lamang lakers mo 2-1 pero celtics ko ang mananalo 4-2. itanong mo pa kay pacman. juk lang. hey, keep up the good work

10 06 2010
professionalheckler

welcome to my world! :-) thank u for dropping by.

16 06 2010
sheng

thanks Loi Pogi for your posts…nakakatanggal ng stress! keep it up!

17 06 2010
annery10

alam mo ba na blog mo ang binabasa dito sa office? at pag may bago kang post i-aannounce pa nila “nabasa nyo na ba si heckler ngayon??” ganyan ka kasikat sa’min.haha. keep up the good work!

17 06 2010
professionalheckler

salamat annery. medyo busy ako now. wala pang new entry. san ba ang office na yan at madalhan ng food? :-)

18 06 2010
annery10

haha, around Global City lang sorry di ko masasabi company name, mahigpit kasi dito (kaya nga nagbabasa lang kami ng blogs kasi mahigpit nga dito hehe). anyway, mahilig pala kami sa pizza..:)

18 06 2010
schumarkie

love it when some people like you trying to make fun and ridicule all those nasty politicians… haaay kasawa silang lahat!!! em becoming a fan!!!

18 06 2010
professionalheckler

thanks schumarkie. a fan of mike schumacker?

19 06 2010
schumarkie

not really… i got that reaction all the time. nakikipangalan lang ako
ahehehe. had that pseudoname for 12 years na… hey keep up the good
werk and keep writing!!!

25 06 2010
patty

ur one of the best bloggers. you rock.

25 06 2010
professionalheckler

thanks patty. :-)

27 06 2010
Vee

Hey… im so addicted with your blog and i’m disgusted with myself cause i discovered it way too late. My hat’s off to the great humor that you have. The next Malacanang telenovela will be just as thrilling :)

27 06 2010
professionalheckler

welcome to my world vee!

29 06 2010
rojan88

idol ka talaga sir. very funny yet interesting blogs. keep it up. hope i can right this kind og blogs too.

2 07 2010
onyx

Hi PH…,

I’m glad i followed you on Twitter because it led me to your blog.

I am currently backreading your older blogs (I am now at Sept 2008) and I must admit, KABAG TO THE EXTREME dahil sa katatawa…

May I add you sa Facebook?

Thanks and keep these heckles coming…

6 07 2010
Reddy Gamerillo

Hi Heckler,

I found your blogsite accidentally as I was googling Lacierda vs. Juana Change, and frankly I was laughing while reading your commentaries hahaha. Galing mo p’re! Hay naku, things just don’t change ‘no? Parte na talaga ng Filipino psyche ang bangayan, okrayan, sila-sila: kami-kami achuchuchu…..

Anyway, at least you made us laugh at all these nakaka-asar and nakaka-pantig tenga realities in government & our society….. God help us!

Keep us laughing, bro!

Red

6 07 2010
professionalheckler

hi red. thanks for dropping by! :-)

9 07 2010
boongaii

Hi PH!

I’ve been reading your blogs for almost a year now. :)

I am currently based in Thailand and I normally open inquirer.net during lunch time at work to catch up on what’s happening in our country. But when I discovered your blogsite, man, I got hooked! :) Now I open your site first, then inquirer.net and finally Chico’s Strange Fruit. Ikaw pala si Loi Pogi. Hehehe…

You never fail to make me laugh with your every post. At the same time, you also make me think. There! Intellectually stimulating you are, Mr. PH!

I hope you never run out of inspiration! Hehehe…

28 07 2010
Marla Viray

Heckler, I was just wondering if you have anything to say about this blogger, Froilan Vincent Bersamina, or on his blog post “To All UP Students: Education is NOT a RIGHT” and some blogs after.

http://fvdb.wordpress.com/2010/07/24/stupidtyup/#comment-3719

28 07 2010
Ako si Talampunay

Cited your site for our Social Media training… Thanks ha!

28 07 2010
professionalheckler

thanks! talampunay? haha that’s a medicinal plant di ba? we have that one in our grade school medicinal garden

28 07 2010
kuya toots

never get tired of your hecklings…you should’ve been given a degree in medicine..by the amount of loneliness, boredom, depression, and mental fatigue you have cured, you’re one damn good doctor…more power!

28 07 2010
Aldrin San Jose

Greetings!
I’m Aldrin San Jose, a newswriter for DZRJ 810 AM.
We would like to ask if you’re interested in collaborating with our radio station?
If you are interested, you may contact us at 8962992 / 8963402 / 8962996 and look for Mr. Ramon Tuason, our General Manager or Angelita Dela Cruz or Nic Tuason. Thank you and God Bless Sir!

4 08 2010
jam

thumbs up! ^^

5 08 2010
eunice

gwapo ka pala. my mom is an avid fan of professional heckler!

5 08 2010
Dhon

Love Love your Blog!

5 08 2010
jaenz

what the heck, ang galing mong mang-heckle! pag itinaga sa bato, tunay na tatalab. ayos! =)

2 magkaibigan nagyayabangan -
Bulag: Pare, nakikita mo ba ang nakikita ko? Ayun, oh! Aso sa tuktok ng bundok.
Bingi: Pare, hindi ko nakikita. Pero dinig ko ang mga yabag!

Lol!

7 08 2010
isSA

hi! I enjoyed reading your blog. keep it up!.beautiful insights..reflects you wit and sense..
have a good day and godbless ^_~.

10 08 2010
manny

good day sir, i read your blog and it’s enlighten my boredom day in this office. i like your humor skit! congratulations sir. kudos

10 08 2010
Issa Chan

I just spent my whole day at the office reading your blogs Sir… You got me addicted to it…

10 08 2010
alfred

the problem with political jokes is that is not popular. I hope TPH goes mainstream, if we have your kind of humour in noontime show perhaps the Philippines will be a less blighted country.

10 08 2010
alfred

I hope TPH goes mainstream, if we have your kind of humour in noontime show perhaps the Philippines will be a less blighted country.

11 08 2010
angelgabriel

Hello…three things: I like coffee and try to drink tea as often as I can because they say it’s healthier; I believe in the after life and tries to go to mass every Sunday; I am a Boston Celtics die hard fan and thinks Kobe is over rated.

BUT I like your blog and will make sure I regularly visit it so that it can add to my dose of big laughter.

Oh…fourth — I don’t think I will die of cancer (I hope so that is…) but like the rest of my family who enjoyed old age, will succumbed to hyper tension eventually.

Thanks for the laugh and I posted it too.

12 08 2010
zelra

wow! grabeh! I have been reading your blog for quite some time. Isang karangalang makadaupang palad ka sa mundong higit pang malawak sa pisikal na mundo! pati off-cam scoop sa mga isyu palong palo! Panalo! Mabuhay po kayo! =)

12 08 2010
I-Mgt TAFC

you’re hilarious! thanks for sharing your stuff! :D

12 08 2010
byutipul

ang winnie monsod ng interview! very fanny serrano. -bekky

(winner ang interview. very funny!)

13 08 2010
elms

hilarious! lab it!

19 08 2010
forg

Hi! Lumaki na yata ulo mo hindi ka na nagpaparticipate sa Morning Rush! Kay Chico ko pa naman nalaman yung blog mo! Just kidding!

Sana magising ka na ulit ng maaga, nakakamiss na yung entries mo sa Morning Rush :)

19 08 2010
professionalheckler

hahaha! tomorrow, will tune in. :-) hello sa mga rushers.

24 08 2010
tina

kuya, anu po ang opinion niyo sa nangyaring hostage taking sa quirino grandstand…

brutal day =(

25 08 2010
Vincent

sharp, biting, yet makes sense. sana madaming matalino dito. with the way they vote for our leaders past and hopefully not the present, we still have a long way to go as a nation.

25 08 2010
jam

dear TPH,

as always, you never fail to make me smile with your writings. :)

4 09 2010
alfred

yo tph, i know you are following the news dilligently as all Filipinos should, and i think there is a suffucient reason that you might be rendered redundant by the comedy our public officials. The saying life is stranger and may i add funnier than fiction is so major major true.. But i know you will continue heckling because your blog is much more funnier than their stupidity AKA as governance,,, keep the heckling…..
A

6 09 2010
Anonymous

idol.

6 09 2010
Guy

This web/blog could help keep them honest.

13 09 2010
melyn

galing n’yo…i love your blog….enjoy basahin..ask lng ko permission na e publish ko ang iba n’yong blog sa school paper namin…thanks

13 09 2010
professionalheckler

sure melyn. just don’t forget sana to mention the source (http://professionalheckler.wordpress.com%5D THANKS FOR DROPPING BY. ;-) sang skul ka? hs? college?

13 09 2010
melyn

thanks po…lagay ko po ang source…High School teacher po ako sa School of Fisheries dito sa Iligan…Thank you po talaga…

24 09 2010
timpaul

wow! Prof ha. Pati si boo chanco favorite ka.

24 09 2010
professionalheckler

or so i heard. hehe

27 09 2010
Heckler fan

A heckling a day keeps me sane all day!!

28 09 2010
rojan88

the best ka talga idol. i’m actually starting a new blog entry regarding you and your blogs, hope you’ll find time to read it when its finished. keep it up sir loi, you inspired me to continue writing/blogging and to make reading a habit. nakikinikinita ko magiging national artist for the literature ka. hehehe

28 09 2010
professionalheckler

oa naman nun. sige hintayin ko yung article mo. keep me posted. :-)

29 09 2010
rene107

galing mo mang okray..talab na talab..pede ba ako pumitas ng iba jan para mai share ko sa aking FB account??

29 09 2010
professionalheckler

just put a link sana :-)

29 09 2010
brianitus

PH,

Boo Chanco of the PhilStar is a fan of yours din pala. He even quoted one of your entries in his column today.

heto o:http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=616166&publicationSubCategoryId=66

29 09 2010
professionalheckler

thanks for the link. :-)

30 09 2010
osoicarg

HB Klan ka pala, galing mo bro!

30 09 2010
professionalheckler

yup yup! hahaha! are u?

4 10 2010
joma

You have an excellent fair assessment of the 100 day circus performance of Noynoy. You know my friend and KM colleague Domingo Landicho from Batangas?

4 10 2010
professionalheckler

He’s a distant relative. I think he’s a classmate of my father.

11 10 2010
J.Gi Federizo

Haaay…this reminds me…kelangan ko na ring lagyan ng laman ang site ko ha ha haaa!!!!!!!!! Hindi ko na papangarapin pang maabot kahit kalingkingan ng tagumpay mo ;p

Talagang “kinarir” mo na ang panghe-heckle. Comes out naturally he he…O epekto ng ka-o-obernayt ‘pag deadline na sa P’ ?????!!!

More power, Loi!

~”Ms. Feather” (ani nga ni Doy…Sa’n na nga ‘yon???)~

16 10 2010
len

heckler, i like your style. very straightforward. nice. i hope more people would follow waht you write to at least give them a different perspective about what is happening around us. i have started following you on twitter. and now here. :)
Keep it up sir!

16 10 2010
professionalheckler

hi. thanks for reading! ;-)

19 10 2010
mgespaldon

i came across this site accidentally. congratulations. it takes a lot of gray matter to make social commentaries in this manner. it is like a sharp knife slicing through straight to the jugular. it is so enjoyable. thanks. wish you more success in your endeavors.

19 10 2010
professionalheckler

WELCOME to my world! :-)

20 10 2010
Abigail Naguit

Can you please send me your email address so I can send you a copy of the open letter of E.xtend TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE PHILIPPINES
ON THE PRECIPITOUS DIRECTION OF THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE WITH THE RECOMMENDATION BY OFFICER- IN -CHARGE RONALDO LEDESMA
TO TERM IN ATE E.XTEND’S CONTRACT WITH THE BUREAU OF IMMIGRATION

20 10 2010
Bitu

I’m one of your followers in twitter. I’m an avid reader of this blog. I’m your fan. Simply because your writings are entertaining and informative. Plus, you’re good looking ;)

21 10 2010
professionalheckler

haha! salamat.

21 10 2010
chi

love your blog… discovered it quite accidentally a couple of weeks back and i used up my entire afternoon break to read through the home page. hehehe.

keep heckling!

21 10 2010
professionalheckler

HI CHI! thx for dropping by.

21 10 2010
ching

love ur blog… and ur tweets as well…….

iba ka… heheheh it was with ces drilon tweet that he mentioned ur blog, yun na follow na kita sa twitter…

i’m from iloilo and good to know idol mo si sen. miriam santiago… and ur mentioning palagi “kaon ta!” — which is ilonggo… :))

you had me at “He subsists on fowls” heheheh

thanks for the humor… u heck! ;)

21 10 2010
professionalheckler

hi ching! mababait ang mga ilonggo. two of my roommates way back in college were really nice and super smart guys from Jaro and Pavia. both of them were graduates of philippine science high school in diliman. :-) thanks for dropping by.

24 01 2011
Jef

Parang kilala ko to… Hehehe…

24 01 2011
professionalheckler

ssssh.

1 11 2010
alice

now you have another fan. love your posts!

2 11 2010
Jpapatz

To all Filipinos, matanda man o bata, if you want real news, best opinions, just tune in, blog in, surf in, The Professional Heckler. Just hoping you’ll not get tired of it.

3 11 2010
ms_jinggay

i love, love, LOVE your site… it really is current events with a TWIST! keep ‘em coming and i’ll keep on reading… thank you, the professional heckler! =)

3 11 2010
professionalheckler

thanks ms jinggay!

3 11 2010
miadv

Hello Mr. Landicho. I’m Mia, I’m an Editorial Assistant in a new publication. We would like to invite you to be part of our next issue through a feature on contemporary movers in the media. We hope you can accommodate our request. I look forward to hearing from you. I can send you a formal request if you can sms me your email address and other contact details.

Mia
+63 9**2*8*7*5

6 11 2010
brunix

nawawala yata yung part about Cristy Fermin. LOL!!! :D

9 11 2010
Langaw Cayetano

sana tingnan nyo rin ang mga katarantaduhan ng pamilyang cayetano…. Lalo na sa taguig!!
Mga plastik, puro dada walang serbisyo!!
takot ko lang kasi maging prez yan si anal petra cayetano… masyadong ambisyoso kasi.
sana mamulat ang ating mga kababayan sa kanilang gawain.

sana po… thank you mr. heckler, ang galing nyo!

12 11 2010
Sweet Mom

Hi Mr. PH,
I am a golden girl come december and i work from home. I came to know about your blog thru my daughter, she’s also a fan. Nakakatuwa ang mga sinusulat mo, nakakawala ng stress. Ikaw ang topic namin at ang mga sinusulat mo sa blog sa dinner table. Ang galing galing mo naman magsulat. I admire people who writes very well. Thanks for sharing and Keep blogging!

12 11 2010
professionalheckler

hi ma’am! sorry for the late reply. maraming salamat po sa kumentong nakakataba ng puso. hello po sa daughter n’yo.

12 11 2010
YellowErmie

I love reading your comments. They are funny but true.

18 11 2010
Blyn Chua

Tawagin na nila akong sira ulo, nakaka-sira tlaga ng ulo tuwing binabasa ko blog mo (as in nakakaloka) talo ang PAW liniment sa pangtanggal ng stress :) IDOL

29 11 2010
giovanreyes@rocketmail.com

nice! ur heckling matches the truth and national psyche

29 11 2010
professionalheckler

thank u. i appreciate it.

29 11 2010
phentermine online

Great stuff from you, man. Ive read your stuff before and youre just too awesome. I love what youve got here, love what youre saying and the way you say it. You make it entertaining and you still manage to keep it smart. I cant wait to read more from you. This is really a great blog.

1 12 2010
Old Grey Lady

hi

4 12 2010
reev

sabi na e. only a maroon-blooded animal can be this clever. formspring tayo…prof heck, have you ever received death threats from pissed off politicians? sana naman hindi. mabuhay ka!

4 12 2010
professionalheckler

no death threats. but i know some people hu got pikon. :-) thanks! UP Fight!

5 12 2010
Grace

Hello Heckler. Is there any way to contact you by email? I’ve got some issues you need to heckle with in your very influential blog, in the hope it will catch the attention of the persons/government body concerned.

Thanks!

6 12 2010
jake

i love you na!!!:))

9 12 2010
sexy_elephant

Gwapo ka pala.

10 12 2010
lovely

yan ang sabi sa hula. itanong mo pa kay kurapika. haruzzzz!

10 12 2010
professionalheckler

bwahahahaahahahahhahhahahahahaaa!

12 12 2010
achu

2010 Best Humor Blog!!! Woohoo! PH is the best!
Sori Mr. PH sa paulit-ulit na congratulatory msg. Susulitin ko na tutal malaki na rin nman bill ko sa Globe. hehe :-)

13 12 2010
sarj22

COOL BLOG!! first time k lang to nkita pero naaliw na ako! keep it up!

14 12 2010
erick oliver

i first heard about your blog from my former boss. since then i have been a fan, i even followed you in twitter and liked you in facebook (hahaha fan nga). you are a genius, laftrip mode lagi sa blog mo.

14 12 2010
professionalheckler

aint got a like page on facebook. :-) but THANK U SO MUCH.

20 05 2011
erick oliver

ah hehehe, osge ikaw na ang may poser!! : )

15 12 2010
The Spiller

galing mo brad! idol! kahit mga entries mo sa TMR malulupet din.
i wish you more skill and talent for the coming year. madami kang nai-inspire, kasama na ako dun. hehe.

15 12 2010
professionalheckler

HI. thank u so much. haven’t really listened to TMR. late na kasi ako nagigising. but i was able to catch the show last tuesday (yesterday).

15 12 2010
The Spiller

i just catch the back episodes at the archives of another blogger who incessantly records their shows. very fitting for us who are far from home… hehe that’s where i got to hear some of your entries.
anyhow, kudos to you again. for the time being, let me read more of your entries.. lol

19 12 2010
Mariano Landicho, Jr.

Congrats sa blog awards! been sharing your blogs to my friends. cheers…

19 12 2010
professionalheckler

salamat po!

20 12 2010
thoni vargas

can’t wait to see you h..eckle the errors on our new bank notes.

20 12 2010
Constin

Is there a facebook fan page for your blog? I would love to join it. So It is easier to keep up with the news.

20 12 2010
Tonifer

I enjoy your writing every time i visit your blog, do you work as a journalist some time? Keep up with the good blog.

22 12 2010
Chole Ross

Ngayon ko lang natagpuan ang blog na ito, mula sa isang facebook post ng kaibigan ko. Sa matagal na panahon na hindi ako nakakapagbasa ng ulat mula sa Pilipinas, sa iyong blog lamang ako na-enganyong magbasa ulit ng balitang pulitika. Noon ay tinigilan ko nang mag-aksaya ng oras sa mga ulat na tila’y kalokohan lang. Pero ngayon, dahil sa iyong pamamaraan ng pamamahayag, nalinawagan ako na talagang kalokohan nga ang karamihan ng mga isyu sa Pilipinas.

At dahil dito, magsisimula na akong magbasa ng iyong blog. Gusto ko ang iyong mga “links” sa mga balita bilang sangguni sa mga nakaraang balita.

Paborito ko ang “Eeew photo of the year” ni Jejomar Binay. Talagang nangyari yun? Hindi din ako makapaniwala, pero tawanan na lang natin.

22 12 2010
professionalheckler

welcome to my world! merry xmas! :-)

27 12 2010
Anonymous

Dati sa SRO ako nagpapalipas ng oras habang nasa trabaho abroad, pero nung narinig ko mula kay Alvin Elchico ‘tong blog na ‘to (dahil s parangal na natanggap nila mula dito), dali dali kong hinanap at mula nuon dito na ko nagpapalipas ng oras…ahahaha..OK lang bang sa SRO ako magpasalamat? hahaha..
Galing ng mga banat mo TPH, Loi Reyes Landicho, saludo ako sayo, dahil sayo tinamad na akong magtrabaho!..^_^

merry christmas and a heckling new year!!!

28 12 2010
professionalheckler

hehe salamat! :-)

1 01 2011
southparcph

Unang komento ngayong bagong dekada! Ipagpatuloy mo ang pagpapasaya sa pamamagitan ng pagsusulat. Naiibsan ng mga lathala mo ang “stress” (di ko alam ang Tagalog) ng buhay.

Tulad ng nabanggit mo sa iyong “About” portion, wag naman sanang mamatay ng cancer. Malulungkot ang nakararami.

Congratulations on your latest Blog awards! Much-deserved recognition.

Noon ka pa nakalink sa aking hamak ng blog: http://www.solace2009.wordpress.com

Di yan kasing galing ng blog mo, pero akin yan. weh!

Have a blast in 2010!

2 01 2011
professionalheckler

happy new year!

3 01 2011
Christiene

Nag enjoy ako sa mga hinalukay na hula mo! haha galing mo (pogi pa!) LOL

I am proud of you, Kabayan. Keep up the splendid work!

10 01 2011
free_angie

1st time ko dito…..Galing ah…. :-)))

10 01 2011
professionalheckler

welcome! :-)

11 01 2011
florida

wow!hinakot mo na ata mga awards ah!anyway you deserve it,keep up heckling,you rock the world!cheers!

11 01 2011
anon

kuya (related?)
bati lang po from singapore. lagi po namin inaabangan ng dad ko mga posts nyo. more power.

12 01 2011
professionalheckler

hello to everyone in singapore! marami din akong friends na anjan! :-)

13 01 2011
Anonymous

great work!-wens

16 01 2011
kaliwete

Happy Birthday Mr. Heckler! Life won’t be complete without you and your blog!

16 01 2011
professionalheckler

thank u! :-)

19 01 2011
Anonymous

Your blog is really entertaining! I’ll mention
it on my radio show at 558 XL in the morning
All the best!
WENG

19 01 2011
professionalheckler

hi Weng. Thank u so much! Hello to RMN peeps!

17 01 2011
dan

belated hapi bday idol…

23 01 2011
michikosan

from a writer to another writer, congrats! i love reading your blog! it’s unfortunate that i only discovered it this year. pero better late than never! more heckling in the years to come!

23 01 2011
professionalheckler

thanks! :-) welcome to my world. have fun. :-)

23 01 2011
rei

It’s been my habit to visit your blog everyday: waiting for new posts and also rereading past ones. I’m kinda amazed by your wit and everything. Then I read in PDI you finished a degree in DevCom and to me that could only mean one thing. Dude, you’re my idol!

23 01 2011
professionalheckler

awww. *speechless* THANK U! :-)

23 01 2011
clahboom

It was a link from my soro sis (who I think is a big fan of yours since forever) in Facebook that I discovered your blog. Then, it was from a certain TV news reporter naman po who keeps on retweeting your posts that I discovered na you also have your Twitter account! Since then, I became your instant fan/follower! Never did I know na UPLB graduate ka rin until I read PDI’s SIM article today! And with that, I’m so proud having a schoolmate like you!!! :)

23 01 2011
professionalheckler

hey! thank u! :-) i stayed at men’s dorm (unit 4) for 4 years. the best years of my life – ang makasama ang 70 bright minds from batanes to sulu! (i have ivatan and tausug brods. we underwent initiation rites then). ooops, TMI. WHAT soro ka?

24 01 2011
clahboom

Haha! Wooow! That’s so nice to know sir! Men’s Dorm for 4 years? Since pangfreshman na lang siya during our time, isang taon lang ako nagstay dun. :) Anyways, miyembro po ako ng kapatirang Pi Sigma Delta. :)

5 02 2011
rei

you lasted 4 years there?!? in that spooky place
i didn’t even last for 4 months
you’re greater than I thought
it was only 350 per month during my stay

5 02 2011
professionalheckler

Unit 4 wasn’t spooky. :-) Besides, it’s the brotherhood that counted more. #senti

27 01 2011
egoy

Good job pare!

27 01 2011
joanne

OMG!!!!

You’re LOI-POGI? What the?! hehehe. I am actually just trying to check who this so-called “soooo famous professional heckler of the Philippines” – I get to read about you at the Sunday Magazine of PDI last sunday. And I heard, Chico and Del mentioned your “hecklerish” nick this morning, as a greet from Mr. TJ Manotoc…

Dude! Ikaw lang pala si Loi-Pogi na matagal ko nang naririnig sa morning rush! hahahaha. kakatuwa! I’m a silent rusher kasi, well… wala man joke sa comment ko now, but still…

I AM A FAN! hehe. Congrats!!!!

28 01 2011
professionalheckler

thanks Joanne. Yeah, ako ‘yon! :-)

3 02 2011
Regina

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3 02 2011
Joshua Sioson

Hi Sir Loi Reyes Landicho.I’m Joshua Sioson, a 5th year ECE student of the PUP-College of Engineering and currently the associate editor for internal of the ENGINEERING SPECTRUM-the official publication of College of Engineering. Our publication will be having its 8TH INVITATIONAL PRESS CONFERENCE with the theme:
“IT’S OUR TURN: Facing the Challenges of Citizen Journalism and New Media” on February 7, 2011 at PUP-CEA Audio Visual Room with more or less 150 student journalist of the University. Parallel to this, we would like to invite you to be one of our panelist in a panel discussion entitled ” Citizen Journalism Meets Social Networking. This is because we strongly believe that you can share effectively your knowledge and expertise on the said topic being one of the country’s award winner blogger. We are optimistic for your positive response. For your inquiries and response, please feel free to contact me at no. ************. We also want to talk to you in person but we don’t know where, when and how can we meet you. Thank You sir and God Bless!

5 02 2011
Andrew Mier

Ey! To the heckler himself and all avid fans of the blog check out this funny article I found regarding a disillusioned female’s supporter suggestion on how she can help P-Noy lead the country …

http://new-slang.com/2011/02/“marry-me-pnoy”/

Pretty funny too :)

5 02 2011
Gretchen

ei heckler. please returned back your old picture here. or post any better than your current pic.

9 02 2011
rah

great blog! :) Keep it up :)

10 02 2011
Judy Marie Santiago

Hey there, Heckler! You’re so talented, you can make even the worst news funny. I love your “interviews” esp with GMA or PNoy. I read your blog all the time and your tweets alone make me smile. Makes me even prouder to be a fellow Iskolar ng Bayan. :) Your writing prowess inspires me not only to write, but to make people happy with my talent amidst all the issues and the bad news. More power and never stop writing, please. :D

Judy

10 02 2011
professionalheckler

HEY Judy, don’t make it bad Take a sad song and make it better… Ooops sorry… mali. Hey! Thank u so much. Readers like you inspire me to write! Thanks for dropping by. Say hi to me on Twitter. :-)

11 02 2011
ave

Refreshing to see intelligence and humor on the same page.

11 02 2011
professionalheckler

thank you. :-)

15 02 2011
Rio

Congratulations and thank you.
Congratulations because this is very interesting and funny.
Thank you because when i’m reading your blog posts i can’t help it but to smile and laugh to max.

My regards.

18 02 2011
layeta

hi loi! please, makikishare naman ako nito sa mga avid followers mo, kindly help me naman spread the word, at sobrang maganda kasi talaga ‘to … tnx! mwah!

3-N-1/ 10-10-10:
WRITING-ON-SITE WORKSHOP
FOR STAGE, TV, and FILM

NICOLAS B. PICHAY, writer, lawyer, recipient of the Palanca Hall of Fame for having won at least 5 First Prizes in the yearly literary contest, and newly-arrived from New York where he spent six months on a Theatre Grant provided by the Asian Cultural Council, announces the 3-n-1/ 10-10-10: Writing-on-Site Workshop for Stage, TV, and Film as he invites ten (10) writers, to take an exciting writing journey with him for ten (10) consecutive Saturdays, learning, re-discovering, re-enforcing and discussing dramatic writing for Stage, TV, and Film with a registration fee of —you guessed it—ten (10) thousand pesos.

Unlike other technical writing workshops that are heavy on theoreticals, 3-N-1/ 10-10-10 is process and technique oriented. The syllabus is designed to tap into the creative aspect of the writer’s subconsicous as well as to develop the formal skills needed to improve one’s command of the dramatic narrative structure. The workshop is designed to impart core skills to effectively write and pitch scripts for stage, tv or film.

Each participant will be challenged to write a scene at every meeting with the expectation that he or she will complete a dramatic work at the end of the workshop. The workshop will also give out practical advice on how a script can be produced.

Tentative workshop dates and time are the ten Saturdays from 30 April to 02 July 2011; 2-6pm. The venue of the workshop will be in the Origin8 offices along Araullo Street, San Juan, Metro Manila.

This workshop has limited available slots. Interested parties are encouraged to immediately submit a letter of intent to marcelohdelpilar@yahoo.com (Re: 3-N-1/ 10-10-10). Only for purposes of diagnostics, each participant is encouraged to submit with the letter a soft copy of a previously written stage, tv or film script (not necessarily produced). For inquiries: 7824454.

18 02 2011
professionalheckler

hi lallie. i tweeted the info na rin! :-)

25 02 2011
Jon

just read your most recent blog on Ronald Singson and saw his photo, isn’t he the twin bro of Jose from Eat Bulaga? hehe

26 02 2011
sachimia23

continue blogging sir loi…. when i read your blogs,,, buwisit… sumasakit ang tiyan ko sa katatawa… thanks for all the laughter… (hindi yun kabilang sa isang necrological service..) love the professional heckler! =)

26 02 2011
professionalheckler

thank u so much! keep coming back!

26 02 2011
sachimia23

love your blogs! sumasakit tiyan ko sa katatawa…. god bless you!

28 02 2011
paulsar

hi mr. proheckler,

really find it so interesting and entertaining. won’t you consider your site to aggregate your articles in rss? :D

keep up the good work!

1 03 2011
professionalheckler

hey. thanks. sorry. hindi ako techie. hindi ako familiar sa mga rss na yan although i always see that sa wordpress page ko. pag-aaralan ko muna.

1 03 2011
John

Hei Loi Pogi,

Ikaw pala si Loi Pogi. I love your entries sa morning rush. Like you, I’m a fan of Chico and Del. I used to send entries din sa TOP TEN pero anonymous.

I miss the morning rush. Since relocating abroad in 2009, I could no longer afford to follow the showregularly. Paminsan-minsan sa internet.

Good thin I discovered your blog and immediately I became a fan. Katuwa ka. Nakakalimutan ko homesickness ko whenever I read your blog. Keep posting.

Pogi ka pala talaga, Ahahaha.

More power.

John

1 03 2011
professionalheckler

Hi John, thanks for reading. Medyo busy na rin ako. Haven’t listened for a while. Inaalam ko lang ang topic, i send entries kapag may time and that’s it. :-)

8 03 2011
shai

I always, always wait for your next entry! I stumbled upon your page last year. And thank God I did! Though I never remember how! :)

9 03 2011
Tom T

Hello
I love reading your posts. Though I wish you had a twitter account where you tweet your latests post, so I can share your wit with my friends.

Looking forward to more of your humor.

Tom T

10 03 2011
professionalheckler

hi there! thank you! i do have a twitter account! :-) in fact, there are times when some of my posts are tweeted before i compile them here. Follow me @HecklerForever

9 03 2011
rhodora

You’re so guwapo! Kahawig ka ng anak ko. :)

Love your posts. They give me a good laugh every time. Keep ‘em coming!

10 03 2011
professionalheckler

hahaha! maraming salamat po. balik po kayo!

21 03 2011
Munch Punch

Hi Sir Loi, after reading your blogs for the first time, I automatically add your page to my favorites. From then on, I’m an avid fan already. ;)

[Thanks to my friend who posted one of your blog on her fb wall.]

Hehehe during early Mondays, before even opening my email I open your blog site na, sometimes hindi pa updated so i have to go back during lunch time pa.

Do you think I’m addict? :p

21 03 2011
professionalheckler

hey hey! thank u so much! i appreciate it. thrice a week ako nakaka-update. may work eh. :-) tsaka para may time magbasa ng news ang readers ko. siyempre, kapag di alam ng mga readers ang laman ng balita, di nila magigets lahat ng posts ko.

22 03 2011
Munch Punch

Wow! i got starstruck hahaha u actually replied!? ;) ang galing mo!

yes, every Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays ang updates mo.. but still i visit daily. Sometimes you add some updates pa right?

Truly hooked.

21 03 2011
Anonymous

balit wala ka na mention about your DAD.

21 03 2011
professionalheckler

hmmm, he’s deceased na.

22 03 2011
Anonymous

di ba kahit deceased na ina acknowledge pa rin.siguro kamukha mo sya at ka height din.goodluck mr.heckler.:-)

22 03 2011
Anonymous

there i read something about your father.you are such a good boy.your father up there must be so proud of you.wishing you all the best mr.ph.

23 03 2011
monkey

widowed mom ka nga e natural patay na ang tatay mo heckler ka talaga.ano occupation ng father mo math teacher siguro.lol.magkaiba ba ang afterlife and up there?

24 03 2011
professionalheckler

hahaha you’re funny. i know! did u know that i had to add that line to please another reader who was ‘LOOKING FOR MY FATHER.’ and s/he was so happy when i added that line. and now ikaw naman ang may kumento re: redundancy. it was deliberate. hindi ko na alam kung sinong ipi-please ko. sige na nga… kung ano na lang ang orihinal na sinulat ko. wait…

24 03 2011
monkey

idol mo pala si mirriam defensor santililingiago hindi naman shocking yun kung idol mo nga sya.

25 03 2011
amsi

natatatwa talaga ako pag binabasa ko ito :)

26 03 2011
asdf

Mabuhay ka! Your blog is entertaining.

29 03 2011
Cheap MBTs

As a result of reading additional fantastic articles to strengthen our quality of life. Your blog make me feel comfortable. Thank you particularly much. Make your self loosen up. You are able to do a great deal more far better tommorrow.

8 04 2011
Munch Punch

hahahaha… laughing trip na naman ako this morning sir Loi! e ano naman kung muka akong tanga na tumatawa mag isa.. hehehe ingit lang mga ito!

Im no longer sad you know! =p

Happy weekends!

11 04 2011
macintosh

your personal description speak of with excessive pride. however, I still adore your blog so keep it up!

13 04 2011
Jay

Hi Mr. Professional Heckler,

I’m a new reader of your blog..i find it very entertaining at sobrang nakakatawa, nakakawala ng stress and compare sa ibang bloggers yours is wholesome..i like that!….. Sau ko lng nalaman na ang bagong apple of the eye pala ni PNoy now is Sabrina Chua..hahaha.

More power.

13 04 2011
professionalheckler

Maraming salamat Jay!

18 04 2011
Sheshemons

Buy your own domain dude.

18 04 2011
professionalheckler

i have a domain name na. host na lang. :-)

18 04 2011
julieann0722

great blogs!!! ms. agot isidro has good words for you on twitter!!!

18 04 2011
professionalheckler

i just read it. thanks!

24 04 2011
jp Tuason

Loi,

Very cool site you have. I run a local company that teaches people to race gokarts, cars, drifting, etc.

We have been running the race school for about 12 years now and get both local and foreign drivers on a monthly basis. We are looking for new ways to promote our company and would like to possibly invite you to the track to experience what we do. We are also about to launch the most expensive local race simulator (it costs about 15K USD) and is available for your guys to try. Let me know if you are interested to discuss. Thanks!

BTW here is a very cool video we made to give people an idea of what we do. Feel free to post it if you can!

Proudly Pinoy Made! First in the World diesel powered championship winning drift 4×4 pick up!

http://www.youtube.com/user/TuasonracingTV#p/a/u/0/Tb8zSJI6hlI

JP Tuason

29 04 2011
Wicked Writer

Im your # 1 FAN, very INTELLIGENT :) hope you can visit my blog :))

30 04 2011
professionalheckler

hey, i will. thank u ladies and gentlemen! thank u las vegas! thank u so so much! will visit ur site soon.

3 05 2011
virnazenda

two words: YOU ALREADY!!!!
ikaw na ang magaling, masipag, at above all, mabait! :D
i dont know how you do it! amazing talent you have! keep it up dear!!!!
all the best to you and to kobe! hahaha! lets go LAKERS!!!

7 05 2011
Danny Cerence

Loi, are you writing a book? Or have you published one? I only learned of your blog two months ago, and since then, been reading it. I tell everybody to read your blog.

8 05 2011
professionalheckler

Hey, thank you so much. No, not yet. That question has been asked a number of times. I haven’t found an answer. And a publisher? haha :-)

10 05 2011
opm songs

Professional Heckler congratulations to you! I discovered your blog by accident and all your entries have been very funny. Keep up the good work.

In addition to the book question above, do you do stand up comedy? hehe

10 05 2011
professionalheckler

hahaha stand up comedy? in front of friends. in public? naaaaah. i;m better read than heard.

11 05 2011
mavakes

better read than heard … like Conrado de Quiros? haha

10 05 2011
allan

It’s my first reading your blog. It’s cool, man. Your blog surely makes other “blogs” blush. By the way, sorry about the Lakers. Ha ha.

11 05 2011
professionalheckler

thank u for the sympathies. haha but no, we’re ok.

14 05 2011
anne

OMG! Devcom ka?! Wow! Magturo ka na sa CDC, please. :)) Diba pangarap mo mag-teacher. Haha. Fan mo ako, sobra! :)

15 05 2011
professionalheckler

hi there! :-)

19 05 2011
Ipe

Thumbs up Heckler! Sapul na sapul ang issues, dead center! Keep it up and keep going!

20 05 2011
dontspillthebeans

I love your blog! You’re so funny and I love how you add humor to our rotten system. Anyway, Your blog Krissy/Manny was featured in a local paper here as a true and actual interview. They didn’t quote you or whatever basta they jus said that Kris interviewed Manny and Kris said those stuff about RH Rhuffamae, Rhanillo, etc. hahaha!

20 05 2011
professionalheckler

from where are you? :-) Thank you so much! I have had similar experiences in the past. CUT AND PASTE. hayyy.

21 05 2011
dontspillthebeans

I’m sorry I forgot, I’m from Cebu by the way :-) Your article was in Sunstar Daily Cebu hehehe. I actually thought it was a real interview too, till someone posted a link in FB about your blog. Nice one!

25 05 2011
essex esses

ur blog is just simply amazing! (brit accent)

pitikssss, panalo..(ilonggo accent) yeeeey..

you made my day man! you are not a musician, i told you, i have a band.

8 06 2011
bariles

Sir, baka puede na kayo maging speaker sa Blogfest Soccsksargen 2011 sa Nov 5, 2011 sa GenSan? We also invited you last year pero hectic lovelife nyo. :)

I hope free na kayo by that time. :)

8 06 2011
professionalheckler

hi there. will email you soon. thank you! :-)

11 06 2011
Anonymous

hi, heckler! you’ve been missing. didn’t know that i’d find my favorite student here. i’m just proud of you.

11 06 2011
Jingle De Grano Fernandez

Hi Loi! musta na? natutuwa naman ako sa mga blogs mo.

11 06 2011
Ningning de Grano

hi! you’ve been missing! didn’t know i’d find you here. i’m proud of you.

12 06 2011
professionalheckler

‘musta naman! maraming salamat po! :-)

25 05 2013
noel

ikaw na ang favorite student, hehehe. kaya pala ibinibida talaga ni mam.

16 06 2011
Jishcand Dakin Selario

OMG! I’m a rusher too ikaw pala si Loi Pogi?
PH…I’m a huge huge fan grabeee!!!
Ang galing mo!!!

16 06 2011
professionalheckler

hi fellow rusher! :-

18 06 2011
Anonymous

That Kris/Chiz interview was hilarious!

20 06 2011
CRV

ang landi ni krissyy(as if di pa natin alam yan)

22 06 2011
layeta bucoy

hi there loi! if you can squeeze in july 9 6pm ccp conference room, dramatic reading of hermano puli play (his 170th bday) … sana makadrop by ka ;)

22 06 2011
professionalheckler

sure! :-)

23 06 2011
layeta bucoy

nice! will be expecting you ha?

26 06 2011
Coy Caballes

Hello Loi, this is Coy Caballes from Globe. We would love to invite you to a social media event this week. Can I send you an email about this? ;)

Thanks and great job Professional Heckler!

5 07 2011
Anonymous

sir loi,
have you read ramon tulfo’s article today? he quoted you as anonymous….. fyi.

5 07 2011
Anonymous

sir loi,
have you read ramon tulfo’s inquirer article today? he quoted you as anonymous….. fyi

5 07 2011
professionalheckler

thanks for the heads up. i just read it. hahahaha oks lang. it always happens. na-fo-forward kasi sa email ang posts ko so nawawala ang name ng author. i understand.

6 07 2011
Badz

wow! keep on heckling..nawala stress ko hahahaha

10 07 2011
grace

Ikaw pala ang sagot sa nalulumbay kong puso at isipan
Mga pananaw mo’y nagpapasaya ng aking kalooban
Aking hinahangad na ika’y makadaupang palad
Kahit sa aking panaginip man lamang sana ikaw ay mapadpad.

13 07 2011
annrhe

love na kita..este ung blogs mo..kagaya ng blogs ni chico…2 thumbs up!! im following u also on twitter..idol kita eh..:)) recommended ang blog mo. (^^,)

14 07 2011
professionalheckler

salamat fellow Rusher!

14 07 2011
Anonymous

Hi Tito Loi :)

Musta na ? Naku itutuloy ko ang pagbabas ng blog mo . Naputol dati eh . Hina-hunting nga pala kita once before akong umalis . Hehe :)

14 07 2011
professionalheckler

Donnaliza? :-)

14 07 2011
Bershell

you are the best! i couldn’t wait to read your latest boljaks. love everything you write.

14 07 2011
professionalheckler

tHanks! :-)

16 07 2011
Marge

Ikaw pala si Loi Pogi!!! Bata pa lang ako naririnig ko na sa morning rush iyon. :D

16 07 2011
professionalheckler

ouch! hahaha

16 07 2011
xcharmcandyx

your blog is freakin’ awesome. as in, natatawa ako sa mga articles mo. keep up the good job! :D

16 07 2011
professionalheckler

maraming salamat! abangan ang susunod na post. mas benta sa akin. :-)

20 07 2011
Mer

This is one hell of a blog. A sweet combination of Political and Social awareness with fantastic humor. I just wonder, do you still have other job aside from writing and watching all news programs from all cahnnels and reading all newspapers from all publishers?

20 07 2011
professionalheckler

Hello! Kumusta ka? :-) I do have a job. I do not earn that much but I enjoy what i am doing. I have with me an AM radio so i could listen to the noontime and evening newscast even if i’m at work. And thanks to Twitter, i get minute by minute updates.;-) Thanks for dropping by. :-)

21 07 2011
Anna

wala akong masabi. ang galing mo :D

22 07 2011
Miguel Tello

hindi ka naman magaling bai, kakaiba ka walang katulad :D

25 07 2011
Munch Punch

Dear sir Loi,

Sapak gusto mo? LOL samahan mo ng tadyak yung bibigay mo kay Zady Amputa este Ampatuan pala! :D:D:D:D

27 07 2011
ry

isa po akong tamad na tao na kadalasan ay nagbabasa lang at sumusulyap-sulyap sa mga isyung may kinalaman sa ating bansa pero di ko naman masolusyunan kaya dinededma ko na lang. pero sa sobrang galing po ninyo eh napa-comment po ako. astig po kayo!

Btw, PNoy is not my “bottle of soda (Loi pogi, 2011)” and “never [my] cup of tea (Loi pogi, 2011)” but the Filipinos don’t care so they voted him anyway.

Thank you for brightening up my day and more power!

P.S.
i inserted there my parenthethical citation of the phrase you have stated above dahil natutunan ko pong mortal sin ang mag-plagarized sa kaklase kong muntikan nang kasuhan ng prof ko dahil sa pangongopya ng reaction paper ng iba.

27 07 2011
professionalheckler

hahahaha ! thanks for visiting the site. ingat! :-)

27 07 2011
Louella

hello professional heckler! I’m a journalism student. i really find your blog funny and entertaining. panalo po talaga lahat ng blog entries nyo. may feauture writing subject po kami sa skul tapos blogging po kasi yung topic ko. i need to interview three popular bloggers for my feature article. pwede ko po ba kayo ma-interview for my article. please? kahit thru e-mail lang po. thank you po. :)

28 07 2011
professionalheckler

thank you! :-) sure. my email add is professionalheckler@yahoo.com

29 07 2011
kara

hi Heckler! naisip ko lang sana may “case tracker” sa Pilipinas, as in yung may timelines, updates ng mga kaso na hindi natatapos. Since you’re the number 1 political blogger, I was just wondering if you know how or who can start something like this? Or baka pwedeng spin off ng blog mo :D

29 07 2011
professionalheckler

haha parang ang hirap naman yata. request natin ang newsbreak at pcij na gawin ‘to.:-)

4 08 2011
MHP

here’s the joke: you’re cute!

4 08 2011
professionalheckler

witty. hahahaha

5 08 2011
MHP

here’s another: you’re hot! now, i’m laughing on my own joke. :))))

5 08 2011
julie miranda

i love every bit of your tweets and blogs. Amusing, entertaining, witty and well thought of.

5 08 2011
professionalheckler

hi ms julie! thank u so much for dropping by! :-) merry xmas!

9 08 2011
cooey2ph

napuyat ako sa kakabasa ng entries mo. at hindi pa ako tapos. kudos!

10 08 2011
dyosefina

hala.. bakit ngayon ko lang napasyalan ang blog na ito? salamat heckler at napatawa mo ako ng maraming beses.. now, diko na kelangang mamasyal sa park or magshopping para maalis ang boredom ko.. dito na lang ako mag-visit, tipid pa.. more power and please keep on heckling kasi para ka na ring gamot… diba laughter is the best medicine? at no cost pa yan ha :)

12 08 2011
c

hi, will it be okay to ask for your email address? we would like to invite you to be our guest speaker in one of our programs. we hope to hear from you soon. thank you.

13 08 2011
vikingvampgirl

You’re a genius. Konti na lang ang kagaya mo sa mundo. Keep it up. I’ll be following your posts. Thank you for sharing information through your humor!

15 08 2011
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15 08 2011
Donna Averion

Dear Loi,

Your posts make us smile and laugh amid all the sad news we hear from home :D We featured your blog as Pinoy Blog and Proud in our site (www.juanplanet.com) for the week. Maraming salamat at mabuhay ka!

Donna Averion

17 08 2011
professionalheckler

nabasa ko po and i think i left a comment. maraming salamat po!

16 08 2011
Frank

Hi Loi… I always think if “Loi_pogi” is really pogi (This is the part where I am supposed to leave a joke, but no.) You are indeed. ;-) But that’s not just because of your looks. Stay cool and witty Loi.

17 08 2011
professionalheckler

hahaha salamat.

16 08 2011
Frank

And also… Good luck sa upcoming Tatt Awards! ;-)

16 08 2011
Frank

First name basis? Hehehe

17 08 2011
pangken

Do you do Hosting? Just asking. :-)

18 08 2011
professionalheckler

SORRY no. that would be chaos. i am better read than heard. i thank u. :-)

19 08 2011
loveHeals

I never read blogs before.. Pero nakita kasi kita sa tatt award as a nominee.. When I go through your profile, na curious aq kaya I visited your blogs.. Man, you are cool… Very coll indeed.. keep up the good work.. I voted for you in the tatt award.. :))

19 08 2011
loveHeals

I never read blogs before.. Pero nakita kasi kita sa tatt award as a nominee.. When I go through your profile, na curious aq kaya I visited your blogs.. Man, you are cool… Very cool indeed.. keep up the good work.. I voted for you in the tatt award.. :))

19 08 2011
professionalheckler

HI THERE! Maraming salamat! Thanks for dropping by. keep on coming back! :-)

21 08 2011
Kathryn Felice M. Catahan

what’s your job now? :)

22 08 2011
professionalheckler

i write for TV. :-)

25 09 2011
kara

ano sa tv? :)

21 08 2011
Eric S Brown

Superb website…

[...]always a big fan of linking to bloggers that I love but don’t get a lot of link love from[...]……

22 08 2011
Prix

Hi Loi,

Good day! May I ask how I can contact you directly, like a personal email address perhaps? I would like to ask you about ad rates. Hoping to receive a reply from you soon.

Thanks! :)

22 08 2011
27 08 2011
layeta bucoy

Hi Loi! and yet, another favor, please, please, please do support:

Dulaang UP

William Shakespeare
TITUS ANDRONICUS
TINARANTADONG ASINTADO
Halaw sa filipino ni Layeta Bucoy

Two weeks before the elections in a state of paranoia and extreme desire to win, the story of a hitman who fights back bloodily unfolds. Drenched in blood, the filipino adaptation of William Shakespeare’s Titus Andronicus intertwines political chaos and religious frenzy in a world where elections, showbiz and a town feast drown the people in murky violence.

Bembol Roco / Shamaine Centenera-Buencamino
Mailes Kanapi / Paolo O’Hara / Paolo Cabanero / Mike Tan / Arnold Reyes
Nicco Manalo / Cris Pasturan / Rolando Inocencio / Delphine Buencamino
Nar Cabico / JK Anicoche / Olive Nieto / Zaf Masahud / Skyzx Labastilla
JR Macanas / Ross Pesigan / Sig Pecho / Fitz Bitana / Julius Gareza
at
Eula Valdes

Dulaang UP Ensemble

Tuxqs Rutaquio
direksiyon
disenyo ng entablado

Jobin Ballesteros
direksiyon, pelikula

Santi Obcena
disenyo ng kasuotan

John Neil Ilao Batalla
disenyo ng ilaw

Jethro Joaquin
disenyo ng tunog

September 14, 15, 16, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 30 7p.m.
September 17, 18, 24, 25 / October 1, 2 10a.m. & 3p.m.
Wilfrido Ma. Guerrero Theater
2/f Palma Hall Building
University of the Philippines,
Diliman, Quezon City

for ticket inquiries
0917.750.0107/ 9261349
4337840/ 9818500 local 2449

28 08 2011
lor

i love the way you heckle, if i was like “duh?” on a twist i know i missed an important issue…you deserve the wordslayer award, walang etch! :)

31 08 2011
Miles

oh my, ikaw pala si Loi_Pogi sa TMR.. i’m a fan.. just started reading your blog, and I’M LOVING IT! you and chico garcia are my favs (well chico first then you.) Keep up the excellent work.. God bless!

1 09 2011
professionalheckler

hahahah YUP, i am. Thanks for dropping by. :-)

4 09 2011
Anonymous

What the heck?

Seriously. i so heart your blog. Keep it coming.

16 09 2011
Anonymous

hi! we would like to interview you for our study. where can we send our request letter? Thank you!

17 09 2011
professionalheckler

email is on my profile. :-)

22 09 2011
luna

wit and humor combined…is just crazy! cool. great job!