IT’S BEEN MORE than a week since the mauling incident happened. Are you still following the news about Vhong Navarro, Cedric Lee and Deniece Cornejo?
Reports say Cedric Lee has connections in high places: the NBI, the PNP, the AFP, and other government units. Janet Lim-Napoles is starting to get insecure.
According to Cedric Lee, there was no reason for him to extort money from Vhong Navarro because he’s rich and he’s got a number of businesses. His friends concurred. Deniece Cornejo agreed. Kim Henares smiled.
Reports say Cedric Lee graduated from De La Salle University with a Bachelor’s degree in Business Management Major in Mauling. I mean, no. La Salle doesn’t offer mauling courses. Apologies.
The camp of Vhong Navarro met last week with DILG Sec. Mar Roxas. To address Vhong’s safety concerns, the DILG chief immediately ordered additional police presence at his residence. Again, Vhong is lucky to have survived the ordeal, and even luckier that he’s not a Romualdez.
Top 10 Movie Remakes Starring Cedric Lee and Friends (With the special participation of Vhong Navarrro)
No. 10: PotoToy Story
No. 9: Set Up: Revolution
No. 8: Dragon Maul Z
No. 7: You’ve Got Jail
No. 6: Badfellas
No. 5: Kakabakaba ka Vhong?
No. 4: The Wolf of Boni High Street
No. 3: Extort Trek
No. 2: Despicable Lee
And the No. 1 movie remake starring Cedric Lee and friends:
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Vhong
According to feng shui practitioner Anthony Fugoso, President Aquino should get married to reverse his (predicted) bad luck this year. And his potential wife was like, “What about me? How do I reverse mine?”
“Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.”
~ Terry Pratchett, I Shall Wear Midnight
“Wala po akong pakialam kung murahin ako ng buong Pilipinas. Hindi ko kailangan ang palakpak ng buong taong bayan. ‘Di ko kailangang maniwala sila sa akin. And ‘di ako tatakbo sa politics, ‘di ko kailangan ang boto nila. ‘Di rin po ako mag-a-artista o magsho-showbiz, murahin nila ako kung gusto nila.”
~Businessman Cedric Lee, suspect in the serious illegal detention, serious physical injuries, grave threats, grave coercion, unlawful arrest, and blackmail case filed by Vhong Navarro
Have a great week ahead! Be human.
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[Photos: Philippine Daily Inquirer. Push.ABS-CBN.Com, PCIJ]