WHERE THE HELL?

16 08 2013

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THE SUSPECTED MASTERMIND of the P10-B pork barrel scam, Janet ‘Jenny’ Lim-Napoles was ordered arrested by the Makati City RTC. But Napoles has gone into hiding and refuses to surrender. This has fueled speculations she will seek a Senate seat when she returns.

The NBI and the PNP with support from the DOJ have launched a manhunt for Janet Lim-Napoles and her brother Reynald Lim. They are the same agencies tasked to search for Jovito Palparan, Delfin Lee, Ruben Ecleo, and the Reyes brothers. The future looks bright for Janet and Reynald.

A Philippine Daily Inquirer report says Janet Napoles owns at least 28 houses… the biggest of which are the two Houses of Congress.

Authorities say Janet ‘Jenny’ Lim-Napoles owns at least 30 cars. The pricey collection includes a Range Rover Autobiography, a Mercedes Benz, and her personal favorite, a Pork Cayenne.

On Friday, Aug. 16, the Court of Appeals ordered all bank accounts of Janet Lim-Napoles, her family, relatives, and staff to be frozen. When Napoles heard the news, she immediately called her lawyer, Lorna Kapunan and asked how to “defrost” them.

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Lawyer Lorna Kapunan says she doesn’t know where her client, Janet ‘Jenny’ Lim-Napoles’ is hiding. She also insists Napoles is innocent. Every time this lawyer opens her mouth to defend Napoles, Claro M. Recto punches an angel.

Of her client’s decision to flee, Lorna Kapunan says, “it is human nature.” In layman’s terms, ‘guilty.’

Jurisprudence declares that FLIGHT is an indication of guilt. But Janet ‘Jenny’ Napoles maintains she’s not guilty saying, “by land naman ako tatakas.”

Jenny Napoles has gone into hiding. Her lawyer Lorna Kapunan says “it’s human nature.” And humans were like, “is she one?”

What Pork?
Interviewed by investigative journalist Malou Mangahas on GMA NewsTV, Janet Lim-Napoles said, “I don’t know what pork barrel is.” When Satan heard this, he blew her a kiss.

Asked about ‘pork barrel,’ Janet Lim-Napoles told Malou Mangahas, “Hindi ko alam kung ano ‘yon.” Sought for reaction, ‘pork barrel’ replied, “‘T*ng-ina n’ya!”

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Where the hell is Janet Lim-Napoles?
Narito ang ilang hinihinalang pinagtataguan ni Napoles; mga lugar na hindi gagalugarin ng mga awtoridad

1: Philippine Daily Inquirer Office
~ May tsismis na nag-enjoy daw nang todo si Napoles sa kanilang roundtable discussion; gusto niya ng Part 2

2: Mansion ni Bong Revilla
~ Ilang beses nang itinanggi ng senador na kilala at malapit siya kay Napoles. Pwes, heto na ang chance mong makilala siya nang lubusan. Don’t worry, one week lang siya sa ‘yo. Sa susunod na week, sa palasyo naman ni Jinggoy! Get to know each other better din ‘pag may time.

3: Belo Medical Clinic
~ Ipinapaayos ang ilong para hindi siya makilala

4: Rappler Office, specifically sa cubicle ni Natashya Gutierrez
~ Dahil sumusunod si Napoles sa advice na, “Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.”

5: Bahay ni Korina Sanchez
~ Mas gusto niyang exclusive ni Ate Koring ang story sakali mang siya ay mahuli.

6: Sa Impyerno
~ Self-explanatory

And finally…
7: Sa mukha ni Lorna Kapunan
~ Sa kapal ng kolorete sa mukha ng abogadang ito, hindi imposibleng dito nagkulubli ang kanyang kliyente! Halughugin na ‘yan!
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“Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can’t get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don’t care who you are. What goes around comes around. That’s how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.”
~ Jessica Brody, The Karma Club

Sound Bites
“Basta huwag lang manghihingi sa amin ang mga tao! Eh, anong ibibigay namin? Hindi naman puwede ‘yong sa pinaghihirapan namin dahil sa personal naman namin ‘yon, sa mga anak, sa mga pang-araw-araw na panggastos namin.”
~Cavite Rep Lani Mercado-Revilla on the proposed abolition of the pork barrel

Pic of the Weak
LTO Chief Virginia Torres inside a casino

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Elsewhere
Raissa Robles: Janet Napoles’ alleged giant JLN Corporation paid less taxes than a public school teacher

Rappler: Napoles businesses earned less than P1M

Have a great weekend! Death to pork barrel scammers!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

[Photos: PDI/Rappler]

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10 responses

16 08 2013
jake espino (@dasnakejake)

Yung lawyer din dapat ikulong. Mayabang na sinungaling

17 08 2013
Paz Hernandez Diaz

what about the guy from Mindanao who swindled his kababayans of so many millions too…are they not looking for him anymore? what’s his name nga? I forget, hehehe

17 08 2013
anojis4river (@anojis4river)

” Have a great weekend! Death to pork barrel scammers!” – death indeed!

17 08 2013
kenkoisanchez

Reblogged this on KENSAN PH.

17 08 2013
Anna-Leen Baylon

Hi Heckler, mayroon pong panawagan para sa pag martsa sa Luneta sa Lunes, AUG 26.Nasa Facebook sa ‘Power ng Pinoy.” Naisip ko lang na baka maaari mong banggitin sa iyong blog dahil napakarami mong tagabasa at tagasunod, at dahil alam kong may pakialam ka. Hindi ako aktibista at hindi pa rin ako nakakasali sa kahit anong rally nung college ako…isa lang po akong ordinaryong working class na nagbabayad ng buwis buwan buwan. Naniniwala kasi ako na lahat tayo dapat makialam sa issue pork barrel scam na yan…masyado na tyong maraming pinalampas na kawalanghiyaan sa gobyerno.

18 08 2013
Angry Bird (@AngryBird1905)

pano malalaman ni Kapunan kung nasaan si Napoles e may reputasyon syang di sumasgot ng tawag baka tinatawagan sya ni Napoles para ipaalam location nya kaso ayaw nya sumagot lol

read about Lani Mercado’s interview..turn off sa sagot nya na basta wag manghihingi sa kanila ang taong bayan. so nasa congress sya para talaga sa pamilya lang din nila? tama na lang sigurong mag artista na lang sya wag na magpulitiko since kung walang ibibigay ang govt na pera para sa mga tao e wala naman pala sya pakealam sa mga tao?

18 08 2013
Jas Lim (@jaslimpo)

VERY VERY LIKE! Let’s not stop talking/posting/reading about this pork barrel scam! Sooner or later they will be mudslinging each other and at least put their families in shame!

19 08 2013
cedriceduard

Reblogged this on Cedric Eduard |Anything Of Life and commented:
Hmmmm

19 08 2013
Gigi Velarde Bartulaba

salamat sa nakakaaliw na pagpadaloy ng sumasambulat kong ngitngit sa mga kababuyang nangyayari sa minamahal nating bansa. kinailangan nating ngumiti sa mga panahong ito at biniyayaan kami ng halakhak dahil sa galing ng mga taong katulad mo.

23 03 2014
Ooh sweet child of mine … | Muddled Walks

[…] in an intelligible kind of rant, just go Google the Napoles scam and click GMA news or Inquirer or Professional Heckler’s link, but instead from the point of view of an ordinary Filipino who came to love the country she was […]

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