WATDAPAK!

30 06 2013

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THE KOMISYON sa Wikang Filipino or KWF wants the name Pilipinas changed to Filipinas to promote the official and modern name of the country. The KWF suggests that the name ‘Pilipinas’ on letterheads, stamps, and notepads be replaced with ‘Filipinas.’ I am not that familiar with the mandate of the KWF but this has to be asked: Anong problema n’yo?

Oh, here’s another phone-in question: Wala kayong magawa?

The great Virgilio Almario, KWF Chairman was also quoted to have said, “Unang dapat burahin ang ‘Philippines.’ Tatak ito ng patuloy na pag-iral sa ating utak ng pananakop ng mga Amerikano.” If we follow this ridiculous suggestion, the University of the Philippines will become University of Filipinas. How do we cheer then for the Fighting Maroons? UF Fight! Ang lavo!

Ang UAAP magiging UAAF
Malaking froblema!

Kahit itanong n’yo pa kay Tourism Secretary Mon Jimenez…
Ang “It’s more fun in Filipinas!” – hindi veventa!

Pati mga d’yaryo mag-aalsa:
Filipinas Daily Inquirer? Ano va?!
Eh ang Filipinas Star? Faano kikita?

Filipinas Stock Exchange?
Ano ‘yon? Pangalan ng casa?!

From PUP to PUF
Ayaw ng mga aktibista.

Philippine Normal University
Filipinas Normal University na.

Pati mga kadete, magwawala
Kapag naging Fee-M-A ang school nila.

Filipinas National Police?! Waley!
Armed Forces of Filipinas?! Kalurkey!

Narinig n’yo na ba ang balita?
May bagong bagyo raw na pumasok sa Filipinas Area of Responsbility.
Papunta na nga raw ito sa West Filipinas Sea.

Parang may mali!

Sandali.
Baka naman si PNoy, tawagin na ring F-Noy.
F-Noy!
F-Noy!
Hindi magandang ulit-ulitin
Parang tunog bastusin.

Filipinas Airlines… magagalit si Lucio Tan.
Filipinas Coast Guard: ‘di type ng fishermen.

Ang PAGASA, magiging FAGASA?
Baka maakusahan pa ng homophobia!

From PAGCOR to FAGCOR?
Nakakakaba!
Maaalarma ang mga moralista!

Speaking of moralista…
Ang Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines
Magiging Catholic Bishops’ Conference of Filipinas na!
Mai-imbyerna sina Father at sasabihin “Over!”
Baka muling pag-initan ang “My Husvand’s Lober.”

Kaya sa Komisyon ng Wikang Filipino: Naku po… good luck!
Itong suggestion n’yo, isang malaking: watdapak!

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IN HIS inaugural address, Manila Mayor Joseph Estrada said he was convicted because of his principles. He then compared himself with Nelson Mandela, Anwar Ibrahim and Aung San Suu Kyi. That was probably Erap’s funniest joke ever.

Talking about his prison term, Manila Mayor Joseph Estrada said he’s in the company of well-loved icon Nelson Mandela. When the South African leader heard this, he almost died… laughing.

On his being an ex-convict, Erap said he’s in the company of Malaysia’s Anwar Ibrahim and Nobel laureates Aung San Suu Kyi and Nelson Mandela. After Erap’s speech, Mandela, Anwar, and Suu Kyi immediately issued a joint statement clarifying they were never jailed for plunder.

In his inaugural address as Manila mayor, Joseph Estrada said, “The fight against corruption will be the centerpiece of my administration.” Hey Erap, 1998 called. Narinig na raw n’ya ‘yan.

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Doctors say former Cagayan De Oro Rep. Benjo Benaldo is out of danger now. To ensure his continued safety, he was advised to stay away from himself.

ABS-CBN reported that Benjo Benaldo left a suicide note in which he allegedly wrote, “My death is for electoral reform. Sana mabago na (ang) sistema.” The “system” replied, “You too!”

In his alleged suicide note, Benjo Benaldo wrote, “My death is for electoral reform.” Considering however the needed reforms in our electoral system, at least 200 solons must do the same.
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“Know what you are talking about.”
~ John Paul II

Sound Bites
“Ipinapasiya, gaya ng ginagawang pagpapasiya ngayon, na ibalik ang gamit ng ‘Filipinas’ habang pinipigil ang paggamit ng ‘Pilipinas’ upang mapalaganap ang opisyal at modernisadong katawagan ng bansa na kumikilala sa kasaysayan at pag-unlad ng pagkabansa nito.”
~Komisyon ng Wikang Filipino

“For the first time in history, Manila will have an ex-convict as your mayor.”
~Joseph Estrada

Personal
To everyone who supported me in this year’s Tatt (Social Media) Awards, thank you so much. I am overwhelmed. Win or lose… it’s a non-working day on Friday (kung gugustuhin mo)!

Have a fun and safe week ahead!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

[Photos: Rappler.com, Cong. Miro Quimbo]

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27 responses

30 06 2013
roymarkcorrales

Reblogged this on roymarkcorrales and commented:
Let it be known our country’s name is Filipinas not Pilipinas or Philippines

30 06 2013
plorens26

Reblogged this on florenz26's Blog.

30 06 2013
Ken

Di dapat binibigyan ng pansin ang mga ganitong klaseng panukala. KSP lang mga gumagawa nito.Gusto lang ng publicity. Masasayang ang espasyo sa mga pahayagan at airtime sa TV kung ibabalita pa. Dapat dito sa barberya pinaguusapan.

1 07 2013
Anonymous

what part of satire do you not understand? lol

3 07 2013
Manul-nulat ng Bayan

marahil utak- dayuhan ka pa nga….

30 06 2013
Anonymous

UF naming mahal… Mali talaga!

30 06 2013
ysobele

Boy Scout of Filipinas… parang waley… phedopilia lng?…
anuvey! :D

1 07 2013
FATAYIN ANG ‘PILIPINAS’!!! | That Lazy Crazy Lady Hazy

[…] (Edit: The Professional Heckler says this waaay better than I do) […]

1 07 2013
Libertas

What The F!
Is someone taking the pee.

1 07 2013
Libertas

Ex-congressman Benjo benaldo is a peacock whose greatest friend is his mirror, and whose worst enemy is his ego.

Pnoy offered his sympathy, and shooting lessons.

“If you’re a nobody, just imagine a lot of celebrities are in love with you. Narcissism is the best cure for attention deficit disorder.”
― Bauvard,

1 07 2013
Healthy Living in 140 or Less | Through The Grapevine

[…] Someone is proposing we change the name Pilipinas to Filipinas. As one blogger says: Watdapak? […]

1 07 2013
Thom Ryan

Ex-cong Benaldo’s saga is a mess. Yan mahirap sa mga ‘ professional politicians’ kapag natalo end of the world na for them. Walng fall back career.

1 07 2013
Raquel Garcia de Leon

Ansaya lang talagang tumambay dito. =)

1 07 2013
Xian

well… for me if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

1 07 2013
Juan

hmmm, wala lang magawa ang mga yan!

1 07 2013
Nick_d

Can’t we use both Filipinas and Philippines just like Alemania and Germany?

1 07 2013
christina

this is awesome sobra ang tawa ko, sinuman gumawa nito kudos sayo! hhahaha :D

1 07 2013
Angry Bird (@AngryBird1905)

kalokohan! andaming pwedeng asikasuhin bat kung ano ano pinapakealaman haha

1 07 2013
troy

grabe ka Master Professional Heckler! Di ako maka hinga sa katatawa ng “Filipinas” articles mo. Salamat sa libreng tawa! Lol!

1 07 2013
Philippines to Filipinas | I AM A GIRL WITH A BROKEN SMILE

[…] this from http://professionalheckler.wordpress.com/2013/06/30/watdapak/. Ito lang ‘yung kinuha ko kasi medyo wapakels naman ako ru’n sa ibang issue sa post. […]

2 07 2013
sadakups

WTF indeed. Talk about wasting time.

2 07 2013
Vitti Valenzuela

i almost died laughing. thanks for the wit!

2 07 2013
jekert (@jekert)

Unang dapat burahin ang ‘Philippines.’ Tatak ito ng patuloy na pag-iral sa ating utak ng pananakop ng mga Amerikano.”

Pero tatak ng pananakop ng Kastila, pwde? =/ Mas Pinoy pakinggan ang Pilipinas. Ano na tayo nyan, FINOY?

4 07 2013
em

Reblogged this on Mixed Emotions.

8 07 2013
No to American, Yes to Spanish? I say continue with Pilipinas | Nite Writer

[…] from The Professional Heckler’s Blog post WATDAPAK, here’s the graphic representation of what will happen if we will follow this change of the […]

8 07 2013
mommerely

Liked the Filipinas National police though…. Hahaha

14 12 2013
PAGE 2013: A YEAR-ENDER | The Professional Heckler

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