QUESTION & ANSWER PORTION

4 05 2013

HERE’S PART III of our series of questions for senatorial candidates. I’ve included some for local bets and future Tarlac governor Kris Aquino.

1LOREGrace Poe
Bawat buka ng iyong bibig ay nababanggit ang pangalan ni Fernando Poe Jr: “Dahil kay FPJ” “Kung wala si FPJ” “Laban ni FPJ” “Nasimulan ni FPJ” “Turo ni FPJ” blah blah blah FPJ. Ano po bang klaseng ina si Susan Roces?

Jack Enrile
Sa estimate ng iyong strategists, ilang percentage points ang posibleng madagdag sa iyong Pulse Asia at SWS survey ratings matapos itampok sa dalawang magkasunod na episodes ng ‘Maalaala Mo Kaya ang kwento ng buhay ng iyong ama?

Alan Peter Cayetano
In 140 characters or less, defend ‘political dynasty.’

Nancy Binay
Namamayagpag ka sa senatorial surveys, at kung paniniwalaan ang mga ito, tiyak na ang panalo mo bilang legislator. Hindi ka ba natatakot?

Bam Aquino
Aminado kang malaki ang naging impluwensya sa ‘yo ni Ninoy Aquino – ang iyong tiyo. Ano naman ang naging impluwensya, if at all, ni Tessie Aquino-Oreta, ang iyong tiya?

JV Ejercito
Kung pagkakaisa at pagkakaunawaan ang susi sa pag-unlad, paano mo ipaliliwanag ang pag-unlad n’yo ni Jinggoy?

Cynthia Villar
Ayon sa Pulse Asia, ang iyong mga patalastas ang pinaka-tumatak sa isip ng publiko. Gaano kalaking tulong ang premature campaigning sa iyong kandidatura?

Aga Muhlach (Camarines Sur)
Kung mananalo kang kongresista, paano mo lalabanan ang antok sa Kongreso?

Annabelle Rama (Cebu)
Ilang buwan ka na ring walang kaaway. Ok ka lang ba?

ER Ejercito (Laguna)
Gaano karaming boto ang magiging lamang mo sa iyong kalaban kung miyembro ng FAMAS at PMPC ang mga botante sa iyong lalawigan?

Kris Aquino
If you decide to seek the gubernatorial post in Tarlac in 2016 at iiwan mo permanently ang showbiz, how can we thank you?

Generic Questions
Kung kayo ay isang hayop, bakit buwaya?

Kung ikaw ay mananalo, ang termino mo ay three years lamang. Kung matutupad ang pangako mong libreng edukasyon sa bawat mag-aaral, sapat na pagkain sa bawat mesa, at tiyak na trabaho sa bawat Pilipino, ano ka – magician?

1LORE
SENATOR Loren Legarda accused a fellow Team PNoy candidate of orchestrating a smear campaign to destroy her reputation. Some sources say the candidate is male, a re-electionist, and separated from his wife. Alan Peter Cayetano immediately issued a statement saying his marriage is very much intact.

Sen. Loren Legarda says a fellow Team PNoy candidate is out to destroy her. Legarda hints the mysterious candidate is male and a re-electionist – much to the relief of ex-senator Jamby Madrigal who is not a re-electionist.

Kris’ Choice?
Reports say Kris Aquino has given the impression that she won’t vote for the entire Team PNoy slate. Loren Legarda too.

Asked if she’d vote for UNA’s Nancy Binay, Kris Aquino answered, “I don’t want to put my brother in an alanganin position. I hope you don’t mind if I don’t answer.” She just said yes.

On whether or not she’s voting for Nancy Binay, Kris Aquino said, “I don’t think there’s anything wrong with having friends and with supporting their friends.” But the TV host refused to elaborate and said, “I don’t want to put my brother in an alanganin position.” She just did.

Kris 2016
Acknowledging the fact that the Binay dynasty is unbeatable in Makati City, TV host Kris Aquino – herself a registered Makati voter said she’ll just look for another city where she could possibly run for mayor. In other news, Herbert Bautista is worried.

Manila Race
Former president Joseph Estrada admits the mayoral race between him and Mayor Alfredo Lim in Manila is neck and neck – which is a bit surprising since Erap does not have a neck.

1LORE
Pamela and the President
Hollywood bombshell Pamela Anderson has invited President Aquino to dinner to discuss the plight of elephant Mali. Animal rights activists say Mali is living a really “lonely” life in Manila. Perhaps the only thing lonelier is President Aquino.

According to reports, President Aquino turned down the invitation of Pamela Anderson. Sayang! The President and Pamela would have been a good match. The playboy and the playmate.
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“Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world usually do.”
~ Steve Jobs

Sound Bites
“I’m now a voter in Makati, but open naman ako kasi alam kong hindi matitibag ang mga Binay doon, so maghahanap na lang ako ng ibang siyudad sa Metro Manila kung saan pwede.”
~Presidential sister Kris Aquino on running for public office in 2016

Happy weekend!

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10 responses

4 05 2013
Libertas

‘There was an old crooked lady who lived in an old crooked house’

Prices in new york’s park avenue have fallen after it emerged they have a 3rd world crook as a neighbour.
Prices in forbes park where loren legarda also has an undeclared mansion stayed static – since mostly it is crooks who live there anyway.

‘People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones’ – or be a pretentious and sanctimonious hypocrite.

5 05 2013
checkmate

hehe kala ko si koko yung tinutukoy ni loren -_-

sa sobrang tuwid ng daan, ngayon pa lang nagkakabackstaban na, ayos…

please lang maam kris wag q.c., mag navotas ka na lang, sure win ka dun kung feeling adventurous ka, dun ka sa maguindanao har har har

nice quote from steve jobs, now i just need to mellow down to be ‘crazy enough’

5 05 2013
jasper

Alan, lagot ka kay Lolo Edong.

5 05 2013
jasper

huwatt???? p-noy passes the one chance to have dinner with pamela??? POR BIDA, GID. AYAW TUMUKA##@XXX!!!

Manila Zoo is owned and administered by the City of Manila. Should Erap unseat the incumbent Mayor, baka si Pamela tumangi pag si Erap mag invite sa kanya for “dinner.”

5 05 2013
Jane Otero

oh.my.god. Kris is another Erap in 3 years time!

5 05 2013
Libertas

“We think that democracy can change a lot of things, but we’re being fooled, because democracy is not the election. We’ve been
taught that democracy is having elections.
And it isn’t. Elections are the most
horrendous aspect of democracy. It’s the most mundane, trivial, disappointing, corrupt aspect.”
Gael Garcia Bernal

5 05 2013
mansanas08

Reblogged this on elakuntil.

6 05 2013
Libertas

‘Reduce poverty, increase job opportunities, stop corruption’

40 years – 10,000+ candidates with the same mantra.

Thats a lot of liars and failures, and a lot of millionaires.

6 05 2013
muntingtinig

May tanong ako kay Nancy Binay. Bukod sa pag-apruba ng COMELEC sa kanyang kandidatura at mga nakatakdang kwalipikasyon sa Section 3, Art. VI ng 1987 Philippine Constitution, ano pa ang kwalipikasyon mo para masabing nararapat kang maging senador?

14 05 2013
Hay Naku

Mamamatay na lang ako sa katandaan ko, puro peste pa rin ang nakikita ko sa political-cum-showbiz landscape. Hindi pa rin ba kayang i-clone ang mga gaya ni Juan Flavier?

Sige, mga buwitre, samsamin n’yo na lahat ng kaban ng bayan. Kung gaano kabigat ang makukurakot n’yo, at kung gaano katindi ang aabusuhin ninyong kapangyarihan, ahahaha… alam n’yo na ang katapat nun sa afterlife.

Pwe. :P

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