INFLUENTIAL

20 04 2013

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PRESIDENT AQUINO was named one of TIME magazine’s 100 most influential people in the world. In other news, his PR team has been named one of the world’s most convincing.

Congratulations to President Aquino for being named one of the most influential people in the world. On May 13, we’ll know if he’s also one of the most influential people in the Philippines.

President Aquino was named one of the most influential people in the world by TIME magazine. Not to be outdone, Nancy Binay was named one of the most influential people in the world by Good Housekeeping.

Erap’s Birthday
Former President Joseph Estrada celebrated his 76th birthday Friday, April 19. Erap’s birthday wish? Peace, love and harmony. Or as JV and Jinggoy would say, “Unrealistic, impossible, No way!”

Joseph Estrada hosted a party on his 76 birthday. A magician was invited to provide entertainment. Erap had so much fun. He asked the magician to make Alfredo Lim disappear.

Sizzling Summer
On Friday, April 19, PAGASA recorded the year’s hottest day yet in Metro Manila. It was so hot yesterday people stood next to Customs personnel just to be near something shady.

Catholic Vote
Anti-RH Law senatorial candidate Mitos Magsaysay said, “If I win, that proves that there is a Catholic vote.” I can’t wait to disprove that.
11Boston Bombing Suspects
On Friday night (Manila time), 26-year-old Tamerlan Tsarnaev, one of the suspects in the Boston marathon bombings, was killed by authorities. The second suspect, Tamerlan’s 19-year-old brother Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was nabbed after almost 24 hours of manhunt. The FBI wanted Dzhokhar alive so they could him ask how to correctly pronounce his name.

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Boston bombing suspect No. 2, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was caught alive by authorities. Sought for comment, Tsarnaev said, “I am just relieved this didn’t happen in Manila.”

New Planets
NASA astronomers have announced the discovery of three new planets considered to be “the most Earth-like.” To which, Imee Marcos asked, “Do they have banks out there?”

Reports say astronomers have discovered three Earth-like worlds. That’s great news for single people. Your odds of finding a partner just shot up.

Penis Size
According to an online report titled, “Average Penis Size by Country,” the average size of manhood in the Philippines is 4.2 inches. Even Filipino women were like, “Come on! That’s too big!”
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“Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.”
~Albert Schweitzer

Sound Bites
“I am now convinced that my stem cell therapy is effective. I feel 20 years younger.”
~Ernesto Maceda, former Senate President

Happy weekend!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

(Photos: Reuters/AP unless specified)

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10 responses

20 04 2013
angreenmolester

Bagayvna bagay nga si Nancy sa Good Housekeeping. Hahaha

20 04 2013
Libertas

Time magazine person of the year 1938 – Adolf Hitler.
That didn’t work out too well.

The americans and ambassador kenney have sure got aquino sussed. Honorary degrees and awards in exchange for anything they want.

Three words to massage aquino’s ego – ‘Nobel peace prize’

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Three words to ruin a man’s ego – “Is it in?”

“Is that it!”

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Nancy binay should have a stand in at the debates she refuses to attend – an ironing board.

Nancy binay and lito lapid together in the senate! – ‘the sounds of silence’

20 04 2013
Diwata

Reblogged this on republika ni Diwata and commented:
Thank you Professional Heckler for making me laugh all the time. Happy weekend to all. Visit his blog for your humor fix.

20 04 2013
edwin

…..
Not to be outdone, Nancy Binay was named one of the most influential people in the world by Good Housekeeping….

nice one.. natawa ako talaga dito :-)

20 04 2013
tintacols

Panalo line would be: “The FBI wanted him alive so they could ask him how to correctly pronounce his name”. Tawa ako ng tawa dito!

21 04 2013
senior60

hindi bale na hindi kataasan basta ba nakangiti si misis ok na yan

21 04 2013
senior60

sigurado hindi magkapatid sa ina ang dalawang suspect sa bombing

21 04 2013
senior60

mister heckler what will you disprove if mitos wins

21 04 2013
stuffandkids

Lmao.

23 04 2013
esterdeluna

XD “The FBI wanted Dzhokhar alive so they could him ask how to correctly pronounce his name.” – This made me smile….

Hmmmm, yeah. I guess we will all find out if their ‘most influential declarations’ in the magazines will have any effect during the elections.

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