QUIZTION: SENATORIABLES EDITION

27 03 2013

A FEW QUESTIONS for senatorial candidates that won’t probably be asked on live TV:

Migz Zubiri
The latest SWS survey showed you’re at No. 15. Pretend that election cheating is legal. Will you cheat to win?

Jamby Madrigal
In a radio interview, you claimed, “Ako ang pinakamahirap sa mga Madrigal.” Define ‘mahirap’ without offending the genuinely poor.

Jack Enrile
A car travelling at an average speed of 40 mph was ambushed by unidentified gunmen in another vehicle that was travelling at an average speed of 80 mph. How long before the survivor recants?

Chiz Escudero
Mark Twain wrote,”Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law.” Elaborate.

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Marwil Llasos and JC De Los Reyes
Without citing verses from the Bible and/or other Paleolithic passages, defend your staunch opposition to the RH Law and same sex relationship.

Koko Pimentel
History. If your ex-wife’s name is Cleopatra, who is the love of her life?

JV Ejercito and Alan Peter Cayetano
Two Estradas, two Cayetanos, and probably, two Enriles together in the Senate. And we’re a country of almost 100 million people. Convince us there’s still a god. Show evidence.

Grace Poe
Are you as annoyingly respectful in person as depicted in those political ads?

Greco Belgica
Some of your tweets were homophobic. Explain the evolution of your bigotry.

Bam Aquino
In your TV ad, you said that Ninoy, Cory and Noynoy inspired you. Were you not inspired by your father?

Nancy Binay
Given two decks of cards and zero track record, calculate the probability that you’ll win a Senate seat if your last name was not Binay.

pepMitos Magsaysay
What part of “NO!” don’t you understand?

Cynthia Villar
Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura? If yes, when? If not, demonstrate!

Ernie Maceda, Mr. Exposé
If you were to expose something about yourself, what will it be and why?

BONUS:
Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines (CBCP)
On a scale of 1 to Diocese of Bacolod, how vengeful are you?
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“Always tell the truth. If you can’t always tell the truth, don’t lie.”
~Author Unknown

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You Have Spoken
Sa palagay mo, sino ang nagsasabi ng totoo?
-JAMES Yap 48.46%
-WALA akong pakialam sa kanila. 40.83%
-KRIS Aquino 10.71%

Sound Bites
“Marami na po tayong napatunayan sa landas ng pagkakaisa, pagkakawanggawa, at pagmamalasakit sa kapwa: hindi imposibleng bumangon mula sa halos isang dekadang pagkadapa; hindi suntok sa buwan ang muling maaninag ang kaunlaran, lalo na para sa mga kababayan nating higit na nangangailangan.”
~President Aquino (Lenten 2013)

Have a safe and fun vacation!

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6 responses

27 03 2013
checkmate

wow nakakainspire naman yung quote ni pres. pnoy, kung di lang sana nya binawasan masyado yung budget para sa public schools at state univ.,di sana kahit papano nakaluwag-luwag ng konti yung sinasabi niyang mga tunay na nangangailangan…

kundi paninisi o paghuhugas-kamay, laging may kasamang pagbubuhat ng sariling bangko yung mga quotes ni pres. pnoy…

sir ph, ngayon ko lang nakita sa sarili kong mga mata na yung corruption pala eh nagmumula sa taongbayan din, malayo pa ang botohan, iba pala talaga pag harapan kesa yung nababasa mo lang…

28 03 2013
Libertas

Escudero – if it takes 6 people a total of 10 minutes to drink a bottle of jack daniels; how long does it take 1 alcoholic?

Honasan – How long are you willing to fail at this job before you succeed?

Trillanes – if someone is paid 200 million a year, employs 40 staff in his office, and achieves nothing; should he be
a) subject of a financial audit, operational review, and time and motion study
b) work for Mckinsey’s
c) nailed to a cross

Pimentel – why do you like singing?

28 03 2013
Libertas

What would you do with 2 cows?

Politics for dummies, and aspiring senators. ( adapted from internet item)

Politics explained with the use of cows…

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.

Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and
gives you some milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells
you some milk.

Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both,
shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.

Oligarchy : You have no cows. Only oligarchs are allowed cows, and will sell you milk at monopoly prices, providing you are grateful and subservient.

A Philippine corporation: You have no cows, but send people abroad to milk them, and then milk the ofw’s of their money.

A Philippine politician : You have ‘ghost’ cows, and claim grants and aid via a dummy NGO to help fund ‘research’. All funds kept in offshore account, or used to buy house in las vegas.

29 03 2013
descartes_r

May tanong lang. If PNOY were President Obama, what will he do when he hears that North Korea is readying rockets after U.S. flies stealth bombers over South Korea? Ano kaya ang gagawin niya? Just wondering.

1 04 2013
checkmate

sir descartes_r, makikisagot na ako, kung si pres pnoy ay si pres. obama, hindi sya magsisilbi bilang campaign manager ng LP, babawalan nya yung mga gabinete nya na makisawsaw sa kampanya at intindihin yung mga dapat intindihin ahem*sec. roxas*ahem, ireready nya yung navy,army at air force kahit pakita lang…

eh kaso asa sya sa subs ng us, ayaw nya makaganti si gloria, mas gusto nya pang mangampanya kesa ayusin ng matino mga problema sa loob, kaya what more kung problema pa sa labas -_-

anyway, ok na rin yan, kating-kati sa gyera us, ayos lang yan…

kkb muna mga kababayan hehe, tutal mas enjoy manood ng tv or magfb…

29 04 2013
jonverdavid

The beeeest! Iba ka talaga Heckler!!

“Grace Poe
Are you as annoyingly respectful in person as depicted in those political ads?”

Damn right you are!!

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