DECISIONS, DEMONS, SEDUCTION

20 03 2013

HERE’S MY reply to your questions on a variety of topics:

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Nabalitaan ko pong tutol ang parents ni Heart Evangelista kay Chiz Escudero. ‘Di ba ayaw din nila noon kay Jericho. Ilang taon na po ba si Heart?

She’s 12. Thank you.
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Follow up question lang po. Ano ang reaksyon n’yo sa balitang hindi BOTO ang parents ni Heart kay Chiz? Baka naman concerned lang talaga.

Baka naman member sila ng UNA. Thank you ulit.
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Sabi po ni Jack Enrile sa news, pinaulanan daw ng bala ang convoy niya sa Compostela Valley. Kailan po kaya siya magre-recant?

Masyado ka namang judgmental. Pinagbabaril lang, recant na agad? ‘Di ba pwedeng Martial Law muna?
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Nagulat ako sa balitang binaril ang convoy ni Jack Enrile sa Compostela Valley. Totoo kaya ‘yon?

Hintayin natin ang kanyang memoirs.


Huwaaat? Kung kelan matatapos na ang termino saka sasabihing ‘di valid ang kandidatura ni Lucy Torres? Ano pong mangyayari sa pork barrel niya?

‘Asan? Ubos na! Asa ka pa.
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Follow up question, anong say n’yo sa statement ni Lucy Torres-Gomez na ang pulitika ay “laro ng demonyo?”

So bakit s’ya nag-join? Pati asawa n’ya sasali pa. Sinong  tanga? (Kainis!)
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Sabi ng Supreme Court, talo raw talaga noong 2010 ang mayor ng Imus, Cavite na si Emmanuel Maliksi. Pero ayaw niyang umalis sa pwesto dahil siya pa rin daw ang tunay na mayor. Tama po ba siya?

Hindi siya tama. Tukô siya. Tukô!
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Sa TV Patrol kahapon, finally ay na-mention na ni Korina ang pangalan ni Vice President Binay habang nasa Roma. Nakakatuwa naman. Ok na pala sila.

You have no idea.
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Sabi ng PAGASA last Monday, “summer has officially arrived.”

Ngayon lang nila nalaman?

PUP
Totoo bang suspended ang klase sa PUP? Paki-confirm naman.

Saan naman nanggaling ‘yan? May pasok! Pero nakatayo na nga lang. Sinunog na ng mga aktibista ang mga upuan.
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Follow up question lang: noong estudyante ba kayo, nanunog rin kayo ng mesa at arm chairs?

Hindi. Kulang na nga ang facilities ng UP System, susunugin pa namin? Baka sabihin ng mga taga-La Salle at Ateneo, “Hiyang-hiya naman kami sa inyo!”
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Nakita mo na ba ang TV ad ni Rissa Hontiveros kung saan kumakanta siya? Pati si President Noy, kumakanta rin! Ang cuuute!

May sakit ka?
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Nakakagulat naman po ang Korte Suprema. Pinigil pala nila ang implementation ng RH Law. Sabi tuloy ni Marbel, South Cotabato Bishop Dinualdo Gutierrez, “Kumikilos ang kamay ng Panginoon sa mga puso ng justices” kaya nahinto ito.

Wait lang. Nag-text ang Panginoon. Sabi Niya, “Hindi pa ako nagi-issue ng official statement. At lalong hindi si Bishop Gutierrez ang spokesman ko. Thank you.”
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Nasa news na naman pala si Kris Aquino. Nag-file siya ng temporary protection order laban kay James Yap. Sineduce daw siya nito last December. Anong masasabi mo?

‘k.
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“What is right is often forgotten by what is convenient.”
~Bodie Thoene

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“We are now appealing to Mr. Escudero to leave our daughter alone for a cooling off period.”
~Mrs. Cecile Ongpauco, Heart Evangelista’s mother

“Nahanap ko na ang taong para sa akin. ‘Wag na nilang ilayo ang taong mahal ko. Masaya na ako. Everybody deserves to be happy.”
~Actress Heart Evangelista

“Wala na akong pakialam kay Kris. Gusto ko lang makasama ang anak ko.”
~ Basketeer James Yap on Kris Aquino’s allegation that he tried to seduce her last December

Twitter Audit
A Twitter follower informed me about this app called Twitter Audit that conducts an “audit” of your Twitter followers. It tells how many of them are fake or real. After the audit, you get a score “based on number of tweets, date of the last tweet, and ratio of followers to friends.” I tried “auditing” some celebrities and other popular Twitter accounts and the results were revealing, if not shocking. Here are some samples:

1Kobe

4PDI

2Noy

3ANNE

4ty

Enjoy the rest of the week!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

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14 responses

20 03 2013
Erickson Ruaro (@Tugateyshus)

‘k. Hahahaha. Sineduce amp. Di kaya baliktad?

20 03 2013
Libertas

Kris aquino would say the pope tried to seduce her if it meant free publicity, and more drama/sympathy. Ratings must be bad.

Toilets at abs-cbn now have 3 signs:
Vacant
Engaged
Watch out, kris aquino’s about.

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it is chiz ‘peter pan’ escudero who has the mental and emotional age of a 12 year old. and no political platform, so playground gossip will suffice.
studies show that too much drinking makes you obnoxious, even to your ‘girlfriend’s’ parents.

20 03 2013
Jay

Ang masasabi ko lang sa Twitter Audit kay Tim Yap, “Nyahahahaha!”

20 03 2013
angreenmolester

Astig nung Q&A part haha :))
Revealing nga yung Twitter audit xDD

20 03 2013
onat725

laro ng demonyo ang pulitka, ayon kay lucy torres. does it make her a demon too? sabagay baka totoo din, daming demonyo sa gobyerno, sa senado, sa kongreso pati sa munisipyo…

20 03 2013
checkmate

hehehe kulet nung kantahan nina pres. pnoy hehehe

kulet din nung sa poll mo sir ph, daming gustong bumoto kay bam aquino, di naman siguro dahil lang sa apelyido, di naman din siguro sila sakop ng anti-political dynasty law…

kung di pa sila nakakahalata, yung administrasyon ni pres. pnoy eh all-out assault sa mga kalaban nya na nagkasala pero very lenient sa mga kaibigan nya kahit harap-harapan na ang ebidensya, pag may nangyaring maganda aangkinin ung papuri, pag masama, maghuhugas-kamay…

so much for daang matuwid…

21 03 2013
wanderingjackal

re: twitter audit
alam na kung sinong feeling sikat hahaha

21 03 2013
senior60

ano na bang nangyayari kay krissy mo mister heckler, hindi kaya malapit na siyang ma crazy?

22 03 2013
♥ luv ♥ (@tsokuletz)

haha senior60 talaga, musta na po miss u.. this is riohunter.. God bless! <3

26 03 2013
senior60

uuuyy rio hahaha ang liit talaga ng mundo musta ka at miss you din, ako ito at isa ng taga subaybay ni mister heckler at alam mo ba aaayy hindi pa pala dahil hindi ko pa nasabi hahaha na si maliit ang nagturo sa akin dito at kahit hindi yon nagpopost palagi pero nagbabasa

o sige rio ha make it a habit na dito and God bless u too

21 03 2013
mschynnita

Reliable ba yung Twitter Audit? Kawawa naman si Tim Yap ^^

21 03 2013
Libertas

Queen of trailer trash kris aquino should be forced to go on a parenting course. Her behaviour is so disgusting on so many levels. Dad dump and then baby grab, and not for the first time. her best friend escudero would also benefit, ( after attending alcoholics anonymous). what role models this country has!!

This Be the Verse
BY PHILIP LARKIN
They f!#k you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were f!#ked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.

21 03 2013
Libertas

Kris wants baby bimby to be called aquino, not yap – mainly to keep the political dynasty going and for the brand to keep bringing in the money, and is resorting to any underhand means.
Cabbage head josh can be called anything since he will hardly have a career, even cleaning toilets.
Shows how deceitful and calculating the aquino’s are.

21 03 2013
jasper

napuwing lang sa kaliwang mata si james kanya napakisap. akala ni kris cue for ligo na tayo..

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