MODERNONG MGA KASABIHAN

18 02 2013

Modern Sayings and Proverbs


Charity begins at the Senate.

Too many crooks spoil the pork.

If at first you don’t succeed…
form a party-list group.

Nasa Diyos ang awa
Nasa tao ang gawa
Nasa Kongreso ang biyaya.

President Aquino
To err is human
To forgive is…
… not his cup of tea!

Cong. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
Necessity is the mother of reelection.

Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago
Nasa Diyos ang awa
Na kay Miriam ang ngawa.

Sen. Panfilo Lacson
Ang sundalong nasusugatan
‘Pinagtatanggol ang kasarian.

The Estradas, the Binays, the Enriles, the Villafuertes, the Singsons, at maraming iba pa
The family that preys prays together…
Alam na.

Birds of a feather
are a dynasty.

Chiz Escudero, Loren Legarda and Grace Poe
Two parties are better than one.

Manila Mayor Alfredo Lim
If you can’t beat them,
Arrest them!

Suspended Cebu Governor Gwen Garcia
Magpakahaba-haba man ang prusisyon
Tuloy pa rin ang suspensyon

Aga Muhlach
The grass is greener… in politics.

Annabelle Rama
Hindi lahat na kumikinang ay ginto.
Minsan tao.

Atimonan Checkpoint Police
Kung ’di madaan sa santong dasalan
Rubout na lang.

Sen. Franklin Drilon
Habang maikli pa ang kumot, matutong…
Mag-diet.

Rodolfo ‘Jun’ Lozada Jr.
Ang taong nagigipit
Sa mga madre kumakapit

Charice
Ang ‘di marunong magmahal sa sariling wika
May accent na kakatwa

Horse meat Scandal
Aanhin pa ang damo
Kung hamburger na ang kabayo
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“It is a pleasure to be able to quote lines to fit any occasion.”
~Abraham Lincoln

Have a productive week!

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19 responses

18 02 2013
Ray Jane Kipkipan

hahahaha funny truths.

17 11 2013
KjHoy Mercado

hmthhhhhhhh.

18 02 2013
@itsmejhayd

Reblogged this on @itsmejhayD and commented:
dagdag lang po… if at first you don’t succeed, have your wife run! (richard gomez)

18 02 2013
@itsmejhayd

eto pa po… kung sa national position ay hindi manalo, bumalik ka sa lokalidad mo!

18 02 2013
@gelibeans1

Reblogged this on Protons and commented:
“Birds of a feather, are a dynasty.”

18 02 2013
Oca Award

Oscar “Blade runner”:
You can run but you can’t hide

Imelda Papin:
You cannot run (where) you don’t reside

18 02 2013
Libertas

Lito lapid
silence is golden..and profitable

Annabelle rama
Hell hath no fury like a woman..on medication

Miriam santiago
You can’t teach an old dog..to stop barking

Chiz escudero
No man can serve two..parties

Frank drilon
No man can serve two masters..but a turncoat can.

Jack enrile
Better the devil you know than..the politician you dont

P-noy
A poor workman always blames..the previous administration

Pinky lacson
Dont wash your dirty laundry..in the senate

Ponce-enrile
Dont bite the hand that..gives out MOOE

18 02 2013
ariannareeve

Reblogged this on Random Thoughts and commented:
One of the many things that make me happy is reading this blog. Makes my day worthwhile. I really don’t have the time to watch tv but I have time to read this sensational blog.

19 02 2013
Saffro

Winner! xD

19 02 2013
Alex

Dapat balimbing ka…better safe than sorry

22 02 2013
checkmate

nyahaha kulet eh ^_^

makasubok nga rin:

ang hindi manalo sa pinanggalingan,
tumatakbo sa ibang bayan.

ang hindi tumupad sa sinabi, may pwesto nang sarili.

kung ano ang puno, sasamantalahin ng bunga.

(miriam)
ang taong nagigipit, kabaklaan idinadawit.

(enrile)
ang taong nagigipit, pati bakla ginagamit.

(lacson)
ang taong nagigipit, I am not gay and I don’t intend to be one.

4 06 2013
Anonymous

your ike an idiot kung bakla ang gagamitin mo im right or wrong? :)

10 06 2013
bulutok

*you’re

25 02 2013
plorens26

Reblogged this on florenz26's Blog.

14 06 2013
MEYNARD

KUNG SINO PA ANG PANGIT SIYA PANG NANGUNGULIT

22 06 2013
Che (@SiNewsOnTheNet)

GMA: Ang di lumingon sa pinanggalingan…matigas ang leeg (may neck brace nga, e)
Nancy Binay: Pag puti ng uwak, pag itim ng tagak… matatapos din ang OJT mo.
(Wala lang)

29 06 2013
Anonymous

ako lang naman po si ruby ann

19 07 2013
Anonymous

kapag ang bobo natoto humanda ka!!!

11 01 2014
Carlitos Castro

ang taong may taga sa nguso dating ngongo
at eto pa po ang taong mukang palaka nasabugan ng plapla sa muka

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