Modern Sayings and Proverbs
Charity begins at the Senate.
Too many crooks spoil the pork.
If at first you don’t succeed…
form a party-list group.
Nasa Diyos ang awa
Nasa tao ang gawa
Nasa Kongreso ang biyaya.
President Aquino
To err is human
To forgive is…
… not his cup of tea!
Cong. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
Necessity is the mother of reelection.
Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago
Nasa Diyos ang awa
Na kay Miriam ang ngawa.
Sen. Panfilo Lacson
Ang sundalong nasusugatan
‘Pinagtatanggol ang kasarian.
The Estradas, the Binays, the Enriles, the Villafuertes, the Singsons, at maraming iba pa
The family that preys prays together…
Alam na.
Birds of a feather
are a dynasty.
Chiz Escudero, Loren Legarda and Grace Poe
Two parties are better than one.
Manila Mayor Alfredo Lim
If you can’t beat them,
Arrest them!
Suspended Cebu Governor Gwen Garcia
Magpakahaba-haba man ang prusisyon
Tuloy pa rin ang suspensyon
Aga Muhlach
The grass is greener… in politics.
Annabelle Rama
Hindi lahat na kumikinang ay ginto.
Minsan tao.
Atimonan Checkpoint Police
Kung ’di madaan sa santong dasalan
Rubout na lang.
Sen. Franklin Drilon
Habang maikli pa ang kumot, matutong…
Mag-diet.
Rodolfo ‘Jun’ Lozada Jr.
Ang taong nagigipit
Sa mga madre kumakapit
Charice
Ang ‘di marunong magmahal sa sariling wika
May accent na kakatwa
Horse meat Scandal
Aanhin pa ang damo
Kung hamburger na ang kabayo
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“It is a pleasure to be able to quote lines to fit any occasion.”
~Abraham Lincoln
Have a productive week!
I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.
hahahaha funny truths.
Reblogged this on @itsmejhayD and commented:
dagdag lang po… if at first you don’t succeed, have your wife run! (richard gomez)
eto pa po… kung sa national position ay hindi manalo, bumalik ka sa lokalidad mo!
Reblogged this on Protons and commented:
“Birds of a feather, are a dynasty.”
Oscar “Blade runner”:
You can run but you can’t hide
Imelda Papin:
You cannot run (where) you don’t reside
Lito lapid
silence is golden..and profitable
Annabelle rama
Hell hath no fury like a woman..on medication
Miriam santiago
You can’t teach an old dog..to stop barking
Chiz escudero
No man can serve two..parties
Frank drilon
No man can serve two masters..but a turncoat can.
Jack enrile
Better the devil you know than..the politician you dont
P-noy
A poor workman always blames..the previous administration
Pinky lacson
Dont wash your dirty laundry..in the senate
Ponce-enrile
Dont bite the hand that..gives out MOOE
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One of the many things that make me happy is reading this blog. Makes my day worthwhile. I really don’t have the time to watch tv but I have time to read this sensational blog.
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Dapat balimbing ka…better safe than sorry
nyahaha kulet eh ^_^
makasubok nga rin:
ang hindi manalo sa pinanggalingan,
tumatakbo sa ibang bayan.
ang hindi tumupad sa sinabi, may pwesto nang sarili.
kung ano ang puno, sasamantalahin ng bunga.
(miriam)
ang taong nagigipit, kabaklaan idinadawit.
(enrile)
ang taong nagigipit, pati bakla ginagamit.
(lacson)
ang taong nagigipit, I am not gay and I don’t intend to be one.
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