WTF! [The Epal Quiz Year-Ender]

15 12 2012

WE BEGIN OUR year-ender special with the best of the Epal Quizzes and the worst of the epaliticians. Today, we select the Top 20 that made readers ask, “WTF was that?!” or “What the hell were they thinking?!” They also generated the biggest laughs. Attention-seekers? Fame whores? You be the judge.

‘Yong kalye, mapagkumbaba. ‘Yong mayor kaya?

Enough said.

Humihinga pa, may lapida na.
May you rest in peace.

Chief-of-Staff kasama sa tarp?!? Ayos ka ah.
Kaepalan. Walang Hanggan.

Bakit? Sino bang nagsabing hindi?
May umaagaw sa pwesto mo?

Libreng scholarship, libreng training, libreng pagpapagamot,
at libreng Mercury Drug?!?
Namimigay na pala ngayon ng drug store sa Quezon City??

Aping-api naman ‘yong mag-ama.
Sana nilakihan pa nang konti ang pangalan nila para mabasa. Ang liit eh!

Saan po kayo mas talented: sa pagiging epal o sa pagiging literal?
Candy talaga ang logo?

Bago kayo umepal, alamin n’yo muna ang tamang spelling
ng boulevard! Kung maka-boulibard naman kayo!
Wrong spelling wrong!


Kasalang Bayan: Proyekto ni Congresswoman Ivy Arago
Mapapalampas ko na sana eh, kaya lang biglang
nag- “I’ll VY With You Forever”
Naknampoodle. Ang mushy mo! ‘Kainis!


Salamat sa impormasyon. Ngayon, alam na namin ang hitsura
ng mga lider ng Basag Kotse Gang.

Medal para sa honor student; may mukha ng mayor ng Antipolo City!
“Lord, nag-aral naman akong mabuti. Pero bakit ito pa ang ‘yong iginanti?”


Barangay Bahay Toro. Ipagpatuloy ang asenso.
Hindi aasenso ang Distrito Uno kung supot ang mga lalaki rito.


Join Us Now. Obtaining No to Geothermal Exploration.’
Because the colors of each acronym letters is to matched the
inicials of the mayor in the incumbent. Cleared?
And remember: Its not the errored grammar thats important.
Its the taught that counts moreover in Christmas, isn’t it?

Sabi sa freedom wall, pader, “A reform project” ng mag-ama.
Ang reply ng kalsada:

“Eh kung mga sarili kaya nila ang ireform muna?! Try n’yo lang.”


Starting Them Young: Unang Hakbang sa Kaepalan


Libreng sipsip ng kanal, estero, at pozo negro… hangad ni Mayor Nilo!
Hangad rin po naming ang sumipsip ay kayo!


Patay na, ginamit pa. Ang tigas n’yo!


Ayon sa tarp, si Iloilo City Mayor Jed Patrick Mabilog daw ay may PhD in management. At take note, UNO sa oral defense. Anong say mo?
A: ‘T@ng-in@! Anong pakialam namin!?!
B: Isa lang ang masasabi ko: swak kay mayor ang apelyido niya!
C: Wala kayo sa mayor namin! Ang mayor namin… Best in HEKASI noong Grade 6. Tse!

And finally… the one that made the list of The 8 Weirdest Real-Life Science Fiction Political Ads:


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“Wealth is like sea-water; the more we drink, the thirstier we become; and the same is true of fame.”
~ Arthur Schopenhauer

Have a great weekend!

Thank you to Epal Watch and to everyone who sent images that were used here. Let’s continue this crusade. No to Epaliticians! Happy Holidays!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

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13 responses

15 12 2012
Libertas

The common denominator – narcissism gone riot, good taste gone missing.

Next, sponsored condoms!,
or public announcements of donations to pablo victims – so tacky and opportunist. Real philanthropists remain anonymous. They give without wanting anything in return.

18 12 2012
timow

With the President’s signature, Libertas, it’s not the pro-life faction that will be in the red but also for the anti-epals. Good PSYche.

EPAL Condom Style. Ehhhh. Sexy Baby. Ep ep ep ep p…. eh eh eh eh eh eh!

15 12 2012
warpedmind2k8

these pics really reflect the kind of public servants we have- epal to the max

15 12 2012
bonjovax

Jed Patrick Mabilog has been heckled hahahahahahaha! nice one xD

15 12 2012
timow

Rock on, Prof Heckler.

Santa Claus knows where will they be listed. Epals belong to the naughty list while non-epals goes to the good.

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To fire up for the new year, aim and set off our triangulos, piccolos, plaplas, judas belts, bawang, goodbye phils er epals and even legal firecrackers over their credit grabbing objects that is supposed to be our hardwork and consumption of our taxes.

Happy Christmas.

16 12 2012
Anonymous

gawa k ng ranking ng pinaka epal sa lahat ng epal quiz mo. I bet Winnie Castelo at mayor Nilo ang magtatapat.

16 12 2012
dolagarcia

Reblogged this on Dola The Explorer and commented: :)

17 12 2012
Chingching

OMG! Ang daming epal sa QC! The Avengers billboard really takes the cake. :)))))))

18 12 2012
homer singson

What the public doesn’t know is that councilor Roderick Paulate was vehemently against the posting of that superhero billboard. Gusto niya kasi siya si Wonder Woman.

20 12 2012
anthony

Todo todo ang ka-epalan ng mga ito. Buti nakita ko ang mayor namin sa Antipolo. Hindi ko na siya iboboto.

21 12 2012
Manuel "Boy" Mejorada

Reblogged this on Mejorada's Point of View and commented:
Iloilo City Mayor Jed Patrick E. Mabilog also has epal on water tankers distributing free water paid with money from our calamity funds.

4 01 2013
itsmejhayd

Reblogged this on @itsmejhayD and commented:
wala na akong masabi! kayo na talaga! kayong kayo na!

9 01 2013
myrandomcollections

Reblogged this on my.random.collections and commented:
Pulitikong Epal, wag iboto!!!

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