AMALAYER? GOSH!

16 11 2012

EXCLUSIVE! This compilation of tweets were retrieved from the drafts folder of famous Filipinos in politics, media and entertainment. These tweets have never been made public – until now.


NoyNoy_Official:
tagal pa ng 2016. hayyz. pagod na! pero kakayanin. pati lovelife apektado. #presidentialproblems

MrPalengke:
RT @NoyNoy_Official: tagal pa ng 2016. hayyz. pagod na! pero kakayanin. pati lovelife apektado. — PARE, DON’T TELL ME ‘di kita winarningan. hahaha!

FamousQuotes:
“Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” – John F. Kennedy

T2_Zotto:
Sa inyong lahat, huwag n’yong itanong ang magagawa ng inyong bayan para sa inyo – itanong n’yo kung anong magagawa ninyo para sa bayan. Pakiusap ko lang. Happy weekend!

Bossing_MVP:
UP Fight! #testingLang lolz

iamHeart_E:
gusto kong kumain ng chiz curls

SayCheese:
ehem. kilig naman ako. @iamHeart_E

NoyNoy_Official:
WHATEVER.

TheRealMega:
RT @megafan: idol shawie, di ka raw pina-follow ni krissy sa twitter. grabe naman. anong masasabi mo? more power idol.” /// HAYAAN MO SIYA. the feeling is mutual. hindi ko rin naman siya pina-follow forever and ever-gotesco kalookan branch amen! ‘tsaka, bakit ko naman… p.1

TheRealMega:
p.2 … siya ipa-follow eh hindi naman kami ganun ka-close? kahit naman noong nasa avs-cvn pa ako, hi, hello lang kami. hindi kawalan kung hindi niya ako ifollow. ang mahalaga i am blessed and i’m happy with my Kafatid network kasi dito i feel…

TheRealMega:
p.3 … loved talaga. hindi plastic ang staff ng show ko at ang mga tao sa paligid. Moreover, furthermore and in addition to that, baka sumakit lang ang ulo ko kung ifa-follow ko siya so hayaan n’yo na lang. I love you tweeties!

Rufflerdotcom:
Breaking: Zotto apologizes for imitating Hitler’s looks
Full story here: http://ruffler.com/zotto-bigote-hitler-lang-ang-peg-kalerqui.htm

KrissyAquino214:
hi @TheRealMega! sent you a couple of DMs. thanks.

AVS-CVNNewzdotcom:
VIDEO: Bagong gupit ni Vernadeth Zemvrano, ipinasilip http://bit.ly/SZKUVV

AttyFerdzTopazio:
News na ‘to? Earthshaking! RT @AVS-CVNNewzdotcom: VIDEO: Bagong gupit ni Vernadette Zemvrano, ipinasilip http://bit.ly/SZKUVV

GMmmmANews:
Acting ng Kafuzo star na si Jaclyn Rice, pinuri ng direktor

AttyFerdzTopazio:
RT @GMmmmANews: Acting ng Kafuzo star na si Jaclyn Rice, pinuri ng direktor |> STAR? SINO SIYA? MAS may lalim naman siguro ang acting ng favorite kong si Bea Bineknek!

TheRealMega:
Hello tweeties! @KrissyAquino214 sent me messages. She denied saying na nakaka-stress ang tweets ko kaya she’s not following me. Some people are just concocting stories about us, artistas. That’s plural huh, artistas with an s. Anyway, for the 758th time this year, let me say sorry for believing those stupid people. i Love you tweeties and I am sorry @KrissyAquino214. Thanks.

LaConsolacionGirl:
amalayer? tell me! amalayer! ate, you tell me! amalayer!??

LadyGuardTrain:
Wala po akong sinabing…

LaConsolacionGirl:
Oh may garrrrd shampoo manong, she’s a lahhyer. ate, edukada akong tao! 88% percent ako sa hekasi at 89.5 sa home economics. ikaw? if i know, bagsak ka sa PEHM. so I’m jazz rethurning the favored!

TheRealMega:
teka lang. bakit may ibang umeeksena? moment ko ‘to ‘noh! hello again @KrissyAquino214, I’m glad that all’s well between us. I’ll bake a carrot cake for you.

KrissyAquino214:
Thanks @TheRealMega. sana walang lason. can’t wait. I heard masarap kang mag-bake. looking forward to that cake.

TheRealMega:
of course, walang lason masarap! btw, I am following you na.
Can you follow back pleeeeeeease?

NoyNoy_Official:
May kaaway ka na naman? @KrissyAquino214

KrissyAquino214:
Hellllooooo! Ako? May kaaway? Eh ang bait-bait ko lately ‘no!? Baka ikaw! Imbyerna na naman sa ‘yo ang media kasi nilektyuran mo na naman sila. Aha-ha-ha! @NoyNoy_Official

KiikoPangilinan:
@TheRealMega sweetheart, alas-tres na ng madaling araw. matagal ka pa ba d’yan? antok na antok na ako.

TheRealMega:
@KiikoPangilinan wait lang dear, give me two hours. naghihintay pa ng reply ang followers ko. Tweeties, I am following @KrissyAquino214 on Twitter now. Just goes to show that I really like her. I could only hope that those people who are sick in the mind at walang silbi sa buhay will stop writing stuff about us para lang pag-awayin kami. Never kaming nag-away. I love @KrissyAquino214 so much.

LaConsolacionGirl:
Gosh, ate… amalayer??!! Nooooo! Youmalayer! Youmalayer!

TheRealMega:
Hey @LaConsolacionGirl, are you referring to me? Pls lang. Nananahimik ako at ang anak ko. ‘Pag kami ang bumuwelta sa idolo n’yo, pasensyahan.

PinoyJokes:
“Ang taong natutulog na makati ang pwet ay nagigising na mabaho ang daliri.”

TheRealMega:
“@PinoyJokes Ang taong natutulog na makati ang pwet ay nagigising na mabaho ang daliri.” // EXCUSE ME! I ALWAYS take a shower before going to bed!

KrissyAquino214:
Gosh, heto na naman siya. Nakakaloka! Ooops, sorry!

TheRealMega:
Tweeties, parang may gusto na ulit akong i-unfollow. What do you think?

NoyNoy_Official:
Tumahimik ka na sabi! @KrissyAquino214

KrissyAquino214:
Ok, fine! Kung ‘di ka lang presidente! Good night! Sleep na ako promise. #Amalayer Aha-ha-ha
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“I’d like to say that parody is a celebration of a person’s specific characteristics, as opposed to mockery.”
~Ana Gasteyer

Quote of the Weak
“I don’t know why some people are so sick in the head that they like making up stories to start fights between other people. Sad for them. But I pity them more because walang silbi ang mga buhay nila.”
~ Actress/TV host Sharon Cuneta, realizing perhaps that the “Krissy” whom she “targeted” in her latest Twitter outburst was not the real Kris Aquino but a parodied character

Well…

Happy weekend everyone!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.


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25 responses

16 11 2012
alewol

hahaha… grabe tawa ko sa “amalayer” at tsaka sa “youmalayer” waaaaaaaaaaaaah… relate much… kasi, pagwala akong ginagawa, maliliit na bagay pinapalaki ko… to make myself busy! hehehe… amalayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer… so don’t believe me!

16 11 2012
Honey

I’ve been your fan ever since. This is the first time I’m gonna comment. Iba ka, Sir! Sikat ka na talaga. You are the best! :)

17 11 2012
cha

hahaha, walang kasing amalayer! #sharoncunecnec

17 11 2012
Libertas

Amalayer p-noy.
First gillard, now legarde.
Strong, independent women clearly drive him to the ‘ bum stomach’ excuse.
No wonder gma causes him such stress.

17 11 2012
piebuko

awesome post as usual. you’ll have people’s panties in a bunch with this one.

17 11 2012
Naomi

Felt a bit offended when Mega mentioned “sick in the head.” Kinda makes us who appreciate your humor “sick in the head” as well. Or maybe we all are sick in the head to be having such humor. LOL!!!

17 11 2012
Libertas

PH – intellect, integrity, independent thought, innovative.
A very rare combination.
Please teach the politicians, or become one!!

18 11 2012
Rohan_ph

he wont get elected… he is no political joke. LOL

17 11 2012
^____^

finally..waited for this amalayer post…love it as always…btw-parody is an art..and like many other forms of art-not everyone can appreciate it…but I do!

17 11 2012
Spellvovoom (@Spellvovoom)

I salute Sharon Cuneta for staying true who she really is… ISANG TUNAY NA PLASTIK!

17 11 2012
Libertas

Is the amalayer groupthink response the cybersocial equivalent of the ‘frustrated man’ beating his dog/wife after a bad day.
P.s. i love my dog, except when he licks my balls in public – oops, i mean his.

17 11 2012
Fjordz

This just shows some people need a Twitter 101 lesson.

17 11 2012
ellen

that goes to show how shallow sharon cuneta is. she should do some real reading when reacting to an imaginary or real issue. can’t she take a joke or has she lost her sense of humor?

17 11 2012
Anonymous

haha. it’s quite disappointing that Ms. Sharon does not see the lighter side of a parody. And yes, at her age, not verifying issues before commenting on it, quite, uhmm. Worst of all, she kinda scolds PH – to even tell him (subtly?) – ‘walang magawa sa buhay’.

At the end of the day, more exposure to PH’s blog! Hahaha,

18 11 2012
senior60

bakit nga ba sinisinghot/smell ang daliri na alam naman na mabaho ito

re: pinoy jokes

18 11 2012
senior60

todo ka na mister heckler pati si bea pinatulan mo na rin

18 11 2012
abimopectore

Oh Sharon do on the dieting stuff ASAP… & quit on being clueless, stupid, ageing & boring has-been!

18 11 2012
Nards Teodosio

“I don’t know why some people are so sick in the head – Sharon….

while humming “There’s a girl in the mirror….” by BritneyBitchSpears

18 11 2012
Nards Teodosio

Sharon is reportedly banned in some parts of Metro Manila, particularly Muntinlupa….hhhmmmm

19 11 2012
moonchild117

sharon doesn’t understand satire or parody. parang di nakapanood ng abangan ang susunod na kabanata nung 90s.

buti pa si kris, sport.

19 11 2012
sadakups

I love how your parody interview escalated to something like that. :)

19 11 2012
Rai Olos

Reblogged this on My Daily Anthology and commented:
This made my day!
All the more reason for me not to have a twitter account… :)

19 11 2012
Anonymous

the sad part regarding the mega incident… until now she doesnt get the parody… apir sa part ng mabahong daliri! hahahaha!

but we cant blame her…. the truth is… common sense is not so common now a days :D

19 11 2012
Angry Bird (@AngryBird1905)

hahaha. why not make a parody naman ng Mega Interview??? baka mapagkamalan kang alipores ni Papa P nyan ah at pinepersonal mo sya :))

20 11 2012
Reckless

Hahaha.. Natawa nmn ako dun sa p1, p2, at p3 haha haba kasi mag-tweet eh

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