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8 08 2012

Bagatsing and the Devil
Manila Rep. Amado Bagatsing opposed moves to put the Reproductive Health Bill to a vote last Monday, August 6 saying, “Ang sais ay numero ng demonyo.” To which the devil replied, “Thanks for always believing in me my friend.”

Cong. Amado Bagatsing said “population is what saved this country” and that there was no need for an RH Bill since the economy is doing well. Tell that to Manila’s slum dwellers.

On Twitter, some anti-RH bill people suggested that the non-stop monsoon rains, and flooding were God’s way of expressing disapproval of the controversial measure. And God was like, “Umulan at bumaha lang, RH Bill agad? ’Di ba pwedeng climate change muna?!”

Curiosity
NASA’s Curiosity rover landed on planet Mars successfully on Monday, August 6! Take that Congressman Bagatsing!

Curiosity, a car-size rover successfully landed on planet Mars last Monday. The landing was so perfect, it was awarded the gold medal relegating Gabby Douglas to second place.

NASA’s car-size Curiosity rover successfully landed on Mars. Fortunately, there was no cat on the landing area.

Tragic
As heavy monsoon rains pound Mega Manila, oil firms Petron, Shell, and Total announce an increase in oil prices. Sorry, Mr. Bagatsing but 3, not 6 seems to be the number of the devil.

It was heartbreaking to see people fleeing their submerged homes. On a lighter note, I caught this report about the flood near San Beda. There was this awkward moment when members of Lex Leonum Fraternitas were seen paddling their way out of the flooded area.

Stolen Kiss
One of the 2012 Ten Outstanding Students of the Philippines reportedly stole a kiss from President Aquino during the awarding ceremony in Malacañang. Members of the PSG were shocked but the President was grateful. It was the closest thing to intimacy he had in years.

Congressman Aga?
Actor Aga Muhlach who is seeking a Congressional seat in Bicol next year took his oath as a member of the Liberal Party recently. The actor couldn’t hide his excitement. It will mark the first time he’ll be a candidate and a Bicolano.
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“After the rain, the sun will reappear.
There is life. After the pain, the joy will still be here.”

~ Walt Disney Company

Quotes of the Weak
“I’m ready for anything. If there’s a will, there’s a way,”
~Aga Muhlach on joining politics

“Contraception is corruption.”
~ Archbishop Socrates Villegas

Stay safe everyone!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

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11 responses

8 08 2012
Libertas

“What we’re hoping is that, with this, we will
be able to avoid the Ondoy type of flooding
that we saw before,” Secretary Ricky
Carandang said in a Palace briefing 3 weeks ago about Manila flood defences.
Incompetence meets idiocy!

10 08 2012
Bituing marikit

Korek ka dyan

8 08 2012
Libertas

I am in awe of the spirit and resilience of the people in the face of such repeated adversity.
They deserve better than the current focus on political skulduggery and power grabbing by this administration.

11 08 2012
senior60

there is no other way but to have and to be…

and what ” power grabbing ” are you talking about

8 08 2012
ysobele

How can you corrupt something which is not concepted? inception???
– there’s a will… there’s a way… waley!
– and that ladies and gents is the Filipino way of saying… map out your destiny, be an actor then a politician.. then have the gall to say, it’s all of God’s way… bleah :P

we all get to be enlightened by heckling :) hehehe

9 08 2012
senior60

as sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, this rh will become a bill because the president wants it, i mean, any proposed bill by any sitting president…

9 08 2012
senior60

and as sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, this will be a great failure in its foremost motive

9 08 2012
Libertas

Deja vu

It rains
Floods ensue
Chaos management
Calls for aid
Political electioneering
Photo ops by usual suspects
Blame game
Head scratching
Promises
Move on

It rains…
Repeat cycle

As predictable as country’s failure at olympics

10 08 2012
Libertas

Marikina mayor awol !! Mmm
Bet he resurfaces on monday with a vague excuse.
Olympics end sunday – just saying

10 08 2012
gia

Dre, post ka naman about Bourne Legacy =) haha!
Thanks for always making my day.
I know you. I worked in a TV Network before and I am so sure I used to see you there =)
God bless and looking forward to more funny, witty, great stories!
Cheers!

10 08 2012
Libertas

MARIKINA CITY HOSTS OLYMPIC
DAY CELEBRATION
MARIKINA CITY, June 27 (PIA)
“Mayor del Guzman hosted the filipino athletes competing in London…”

2+2 = free trip

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