RUMORS, FACTS AND HUMOR III

8 07 2012

HERE’S ANOTHER dose of captivating and baseless information on or about local political figures and other famous Filipinos.

And in case you missed the first two posts, they’re just a click away:
Baseless Facts 1-50
Baseless Facts 51-80

81: President Aquino didn’t miss a single episode of the recently concluded PBB Teen Edition 4.

82: Nine years after the failed Oakwood Mutiny, Antonio Trillanes IV is still banned from getting near Glorietta and Greenbelt.

83: Five different people are assigned to update President Aquino’s Twitter account regularly.

84: Renato Corona left for Portugal three hours after he was convicted by the Senate. He is now living in Lisbon with his wife Cristina.

85: Richard Gordon has an artificial tongue.


86: When Noynoy Aquino graduated from college in 1981, his parents rewarded him with an Atari 2600 video game console.

87: In the late ‘40s, Juan Ponce Enrile knocked up a classmate at Ateneo De Manila University. The baby who was put up for adoption would later become a military officer and lawmaker. His name: Gringo Honasan.

88: In 2011, private Catholic schools in the Philippines earned thrice more than Jollibee and McDonald’s combined.

89: The real Ramon Revilla Jr. is Strike Revilla. Bong borrowed the name from Strike when he joined show business.

90: Bro. Mike Velarde is an atheist. Preaching is just a job.


91: The T in Antonio T. Carpio’s name stands for Takei. He was born to a Filipino father and a Japanese mother. His brother Arnulfo, who was raised by their Japanese grandmother in the US is now a Hollywood actor, George Takei.

92: Ninety-five percent of party-list groups contribute to 30 percent of corruption in the Lower House.

93: Jinggoy Estrada and JV Ejercito have not spoken for nearly 23 years.

94: Ronnie Nathanielsz once advised then President Marcos to declare cricket as the country’s national sport.

95: The recent SWS survey that showed fewer Filipinos experienced hunger was in fact an old study conducted during last year’s Noche Buena.


96: A botched cosmetic procedure left Erin Tañada with a fixed smile on his face.

97: John Osmeña was a basketball locker room in his past life.

98: MMDA Chairman Francis Tolentino is set to release a memorandum circular that requires all non-Catholic PUV drivers to convert to Roman Catholicism.

99: Lucy Torres-Gomez has a rare form of albinism.

100: The four single senators – Koko Pimentel, Chiz Escudero, Pia Cayetano and Loren Legarda are all membes of the Church of Scientology.


101: Shortly after his inauguration, President Aquino signed a Presidential Decree declaring yellow as the national color.

102: The latest TV ad of the Deparment of Tourism’s “It’s more fun in the Philippines” campaign will feature Dora the Explorer.

103: Until Korina Sanchez’ marriage to Mar Roxas, she and Ted Failon fondly call each other ‘bes.’

104: Noynoy Aquino’s official barber lost his job five years ago.

105: Mikey Arroyo was a member of Star Circle Batch 1.
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“I look at it this way. I’m not an eavesdropper; I have an attention surplus disorder.”
~Robert Brault

Quotes Quiz. Who said:
“… still upset about ray allen leaving the celtics :(
A: Cong. Sonny Angara
B: Sen. Kiko Pangilinan
C: Deputy Presidential Spokesperson Abi Valte
D: Atty. Karen Jimeno

Photo of the Week
The President spends some quality time with his niece and nephews
(Courtesy of Malacañang)

Have a safe week ahead!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

Answer to Quotes Quiz: A

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18 responses

8 07 2012
Ruby Lao

The Deparment of Tourism’s “It’s more fun in the Philippines” campaign has a new endorser: Dora the Explorer. Ha ha ha … my 7 yo niece jumped for joy.

8 07 2012
jasper

Sen Chiz Escudero can recite the Panatang Makabayan with just a lung full of air.

9 07 2012
pinoyfunadvice

Reblogged this on Pinoy Fun Advice and commented:
lol, Thanks for another heck of “RFAH” reblogging with credits of course :D

9 07 2012
Nonoy

“John Osmeña was a basketball locker room in his past life.” – In other words nakita na ang mga gwapo at macho at fresh na mga basketball players habang nagbibihis? Sana, locker room pa rin siya hanggang ngayon. para naman happy siya. LOL

9 07 2012
Libertas

no. 666 – with no more malacanan fed ‘exclusives’, raissa robles is to become pr adviser to north korea

9 07 2012
Libertas

No 6969
Escudero denies being one of the Poppadoms:-

Personality Or Philippine Politician Acting-out Dirty Old Man Syndrome

9 07 2012
Rommel F. Rome (@romMELrome)

re: Enrile hindi pa coed yung ateneo during the 40s

9 07 2012
professionalheckler

that’s why it’s “baseless” :-)

11 07 2012
Anonymous

meron syang naanakan… anak nya si honasan…

21 11 2012
Anonymous

yah, sure … of course .. it’s professionalhecler talking :) got it?

9 07 2012
senior60

anybody please, hindi ko naintindihan ang no. 87, paki explain

13 07 2012
senior60

aaahhhhhh ok, maraming salamat sa inyong dalawa, alam ninyo na kung sinosino kayo, mga malalaki na kayo…..

akala ko kasi ang “knocked up” ay sinuntok at na knock out…wala lang, nagpaliwanag lang….

10 07 2012
anthony2472

senior60 it means Sen. Enrile got his classmate pregnant and the baby was put up for adoption-that the baby is Gringo Honasan..

10 07 2012
Libertas

due to the escalating ‘brain drain’, josh aquino will soon be the ‘smartest guy in the room’, and a shoe-in as future president

11 07 2012
senior60

mister heckler, more than anybody else, it’s you that i was expecting to explain for me because you are the writer, o english yan ha hahaha, so,
again, with feelings, please paki explain

11 07 2012
Libertas

ABS-CBN have a rule that you never ask a politician a difficult question, or about policies and ideology. just stick to trivia.

12 07 2012
Nonoy

uy.. parang hindi baseless ito. sounds true. hehe.

11 07 2012
Honesto Akino

Are you saying in no. 81 that PNoy is a pedophile because he watches the PBB teen edition?

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