AND STILL… (FOR US)

10 06 2012

THE PEOPLE’S CHAMP, Manny Pacquiao lost his fight against Timothy Bradley Jr. And God was like, “Don’t look at me!”


The judges’ split decision was a real shocker. One judge scored the fight 115-113 for Pacquiao; another judge scored it 115-113 for Bradley. But the third judge scored it 115-113 for Claudine.

Even the final punch stats (Compubox) showed that Manny Pacquiao landed more solid punches than Bradley. In fact, Bradley landed fewer punches than Raymart Santiago did.


Jinkee Pacquiao was reportedly stunned when she heard the decision. She was so shocked her face almost moved.

Equally shocked was Manny Pacquiao’s trainer – Pastor Jeric Soriano Freddie Roach.

Filipino congressmen who watched the fight in Las Vegas were upset. The lawmakers thought the bout was a walk in the pork for Pacman.

The Philippine National Police reported a single crime during the fight – a robbery. The victim was identified as Manny Pacquiao.

Reports say Manny Pacquiao’s colleagues in Congress described his loss as a “highway robbery.” I tend to believe their description because when it comes to the subject of robbery, they’re the authority.

Two judges scored the fight for Timothy Bradley Jr. As expected, Mar Roxas demanded a recount.


Timothy Bradley attended the post-fight news conference in a wheelchair. He arrived with his loyal wife, Cristina Basa-Bradley.

Despite the huge upset, Malacañang hailed Pacquiao for showing “the endurance and strength of Filipinos to the world.” And then went on to blame the previous administration for the loss.

Sen. Koko Pimentel was disappointed at the result of the bout. He refused to accept a Bradley win so he wrote a letter to his Ninong Erap to express his frustration.

Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago isn’t surprised at all that, this early, both camps are talking about a rematch. Santiago says boxing is a quasi-entertainment, quasi-business sport.

A Brief Interview With the Devil
on the Pacquiao-Bradley Match

(Via Skype)

Uy! ‘Tagal mong ‘di nagparamdam ah. Kumusta na?

‘To naman, may maitanong lang. Siyempre, demonyo pa rin.

Napanood mo ba sa TV ang laban kanina?

Anong TV? Ano ako, cheap? Two days ang delay sa TV. Sa tingin mo magtsa-t’yaga akong manood ng tambak na commercials? Nandun ako sa MGM Grand Garden Arena!

Sa Las Vegas?

Hindi! Sa Divisoria. Katabi ng Tutuban Mall. ‘Andun ang MGM Grand Garden Arena ‘di ba?

Leche naman, kupal ka talaga!

Thank you.

Seriously, ano sa palagay mo’ng nangyari kanina?

Palagay? What do you mean ‘palagay’ eh ako ang arkitekto ng lahat ng kaganapan dun.

Ikaw ang nagpatalo kay Pacquiao?

Tanga! Hindi siya natalo! Binulungan ko lang ang tatlong judges na taasan ang score ni Bradley para mawindang ang lahat.

Eh bakit split decision? Kung talagang powerful ka, sana unanimous decision for Bradley.

Anong magagawa ko eh linis-linisan ‘yong isang judge? Dati palang preacher ang pucha.

So masaya ka na?

Naman! Fulfilled na fulfilled! Imaginin mo ‘yon, may ‘pray over,’ ‘pray over’ pang nalalaman ang idolo n’yo. Bawat buka ng kanyang bibig, special mention ang kanyang Lord at kung anu-anong Biblical quotes. O, ano ngayon? Loko! Eh ‘di nagwakas rin ang paghahari-harian mo!

You sound soooo insecure.

Thank you.

Malamang takot ka kay Pacman. Close na siya kay God eh.

Ako? Takot? Har har har Kung takot ako, eh bakit nakaakyat pa ‘ko ng ring kanina? Heto ang pruweba. Right click here at hanapin mo na lang ako sa picture. Clue: I love red.

Ikaw ba ‘yon? Governor ‘yon ah.

Ikaw ang nagsabi n’yan, hindi ako!

Tarantado!

Thank you!


Maraming tao ang galit sa resulta ng laban. Sa katunayan, sabi ni Bob Arum, “I have never been so ashamed to be associated with the sport of boxing as I am tonight.” Any reaction?

Sabihin mo sa kanya… ULOL! ‘Wag nga siyang magmalinis. Kasabwat ko siya ‘noh. In fact, mamaya kapag nagkita kami, paplanuhin na namin ang mas malaking rematch sa November. Kaching! Kaching!

Teka, saan ka pala nakaupo kanina. Nadaanan ka ba ng camera?

I’m not sure. Pero nandun ako sa row ng mga congressman mula sa Pilipinas. Feeling ko nga nasa impiyerno ako kanina at may magaganap na session. Muntik nang magka-quorum ang mga punyeta.

Galit ka sa kanila?

Noooo! On the contrary, I’m sooo proud of those politicians. Sa kabila ng patuloy na pagdami ng nagugutom na Pinoy, hayun naman sila, naglalakwatsa gamit ang pera ng taumbayan. Tell me, how could you not love them? Keep it up guys!

Kunwari showbiz tayo… may mensahe ka ba sa sa mga judges?

Thank you! Thank you for not failing me. Basta kagaguhan, maaasahan talaga kayo. Ipagpatuloy n’yo ‘yan!

Kay Bradley, anong masasabi mo?

Kapal ng mukha mo tsong. Feeling mo naman nanalo ka. Gago! Puro ka yakap kay Pacquiao kanina eh alam mo namang homophobic ‘yon! Pasalamat ka’t nagawan ko ng paraan sa scores! You owe me one! Good luck sa rematch.

Finally, ano ang message mo sa changed man na si Pacquiao?

To Manny, who abandoned me…  I have three words for you: Har! Har! Har!

Ang sama mo!

Thank you!
————————————————-
“I respect the decision but 100 percent, I believe I won the fight.”
~ Manny Pacquiao

Have a great week ahead!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

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31 responses

10 06 2012
Thel

Harang, harang, harang, makakarma ka rin Bradley!

11 06 2012
senior60

bakit, si bradley ba judge?

10 06 2012
jaype_007

The Philippine National Police reported only one incident of crime during the fight – a robbery. The victim was identified as Manny Pacquiao./ AND A NUMBER OF POLITICIANS

10 06 2012
Luna Miranda

Carlos Celdran posted in Facebook na nagalit ang Lord of Charings kaya natalo si Manny. LOL

10 06 2012
samuelle clemens

Lupet mo talaga ph, lalo na kapag asar na asar!
Galing, i love it, the best yung devil na mahilig sa red!

10 06 2012
10 06 2012
jasper

coming soon …..debate in english
congressman vs senator
pacman vs lito lapid
moderator – randy david

11 06 2012
Anonymous

tang inang mga JUDGES..!!! THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THE CALCULATOR??? MGA BOBO!!!

11 06 2012
Anonymous

sorry, but this is done tastelessly.

12 06 2012
senior60

baka kulang sa vetsin

14 06 2012
senior60

whichever, vague mo kasi

12 06 2012
pinoyfunadvice

excuse me? I do hope you are referring to pacquiao vs bradly fight and not with this Blog.

11 06 2012
432974-001

ESPN Boxing – Manager says Tim Bradley fractured left foot, twisted right ankle in fight vs. Manny Pacquiao

11 06 2012
anne2ken

I don’t agree that the devil is that happy, he might have orchestrated pacman’s defeat to have him over again but he remained faithful. sorry devil you loss the fight on him just like with job. :P

12 06 2012
Tekla

doesn’t matter naman if you agree or not, di ba?

11 06 2012
Nonoy

Done. Tapos na ang laban at TALO si Manny Pacquiao.Tanggapin natin yun. Hindi naman lahat na panalo kay Manny.

Di ba ang boxing ay “quasi-entertainment, quasi-business sport” kaya ayon.

May connection yan. Di ba sabi ni Pacquiao mananalo si Jessica Sanchez? Yun, natalo. Kaya si Manny din natalo…

Sana, sa eleksiyon na lang natalo si Manny… hindi sa boxing. Mas magaling siyang boxer kay sa pagiging congressman.

11 06 2012
libertas

Next time Pacquaio to ask for PCOS machines to be used.

“That’s me in the corner
That’s me in the spotlight
Losing my religion” R.E.M
Thats karma

11 06 2012
libertas

A fracas in vegas
The fix in the mix

Had pacquaio won then the re-match in VEGAS in november would have been a non-event/not taken place.

If bob arum was really so incensed at nevada judges he could hold the next fight elsewhere!!

12 06 2012
senior60

if the judges were the problem, why change venue?

11 06 2012
libertas

P-noy wants to impeach the fight judges.

Congress wants to honour pacquaio, and ensure free tickets for the next fight

Singson is going to beat up his girlfriend

pacquaio will win the least attendance at congress award.

Mommy d diagnosed with a bad case of over acting

All is back to normal

11 06 2012
senior60

i was and i am for pacquiao, pero pag talo, talo

my own observation, one gauge that pacquiao was not destined to be the winner this time was the response of the audience in the arena, the jabs that landed on bradley’s face were coldly responded, maybe they felt that
it lacks the intensity, were thrown just for the sake of jabbing, parang, wala lang…..

siguro malaking bahagi ay dahil, very prayerful na si pacquiao, parang, it
will contradict kung bubugbug pa siya seriously kaya i think, it’s best that
he retires na…

12 06 2012
etchosera

Jaena Kuh! It lacks the intensity pala huh?

Bakit, lindol ba si Pacman? Ahihihihihi!

14 06 2012
senior60

may kasunod pa sana ang intensity, kaya lang, nahirapan ako sa spelling, kung ferocious ba or feroscious, siguro may kasunod ka ring tanong, bakit, katol ba si pacman?

11 06 2012
brianitus

Di ba nagturuan ang congressmen kung sinong may balat sa puwet?

11 06 2012
yhen

just wondering, so does this mean that Singson also lost his bet on pacman? hehe

12 06 2012
etchosera

‘Teh, I’m also wondering about you. Nag almusal ka na ba?

11 06 2012
Anonymous

Ang galing mo Prof.

11 06 2012
justpassingby

nice blog!

12 06 2012
arvin

ang masabi ko lang ngayon ay parang maramdaman na ni Pacquiao ang parang pinagkaitan ng pagkapanalo na naramdaman noon ni Marquez ng maglaban talaga sila….dahil akala talaga ni Marquez ay panalo siya at may mga Pinoy din na hindi kumbinsido sa pagkapanalo ni Pacquiao…pero siya ang pinapanalo ng mga judges…..respetuhin na lang ang desisyon….ang hirap kasi sa ating mga Pilipino ay mahilig mag reklamo…

12 06 2012
arvs

sa boxing ay halos pera pera na lang talaga….kung nanalo si Pacquiao ay baka mag retire na siya dahil sino pa ang makakalaban….wala ng mapagpilian si Bob Arum…pero dahil natalo o sadyang pinapatalo ay magkakaroon ng rematch…..pera na naman…at kung manalo si Pacquiao sa rematch ay may third fight pa….dahilan para hindi muna mag retire si Pacquiao…malaking pera ang mapapasakamay dahil kay bradley na laging makakalaban sa boxing……hindi na iyon nakapagtataka…katulad din ng ibang mga naka boxing ni Pacquiao na may third fight..

21 09 2012
zerihunxrosepz

Reblogged this on Zerihun Rose Post.

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