WHAT’S YOUR MIX?

7 06 2012

Malacañang: 50% Samar and 50% Balay

President Aquino: 50% Roxas and 50% Binay

Vice President Binay: 50% Erap and 50% Noynoy

Sen. Franklin Drilon: 100% Ramos 100% Erap 100% GMA 100% Noynoy (Overweight)

Cong. Jules Ledesma: 50% Man

Cong. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo: 50% Woman


Senate President Enrile: 50% Politics and 50% Paleolithic

Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago: 50% Lecture and 50% Public Humiliation

Atty. Serafin Cuevas: 50% Explanation and 50% Objection

Sen. Manny Villar: 30% Dagat ng basura 30% Gitna ng kalsada and 40% Weh?

Sec. Leila De Lima: 50% Filipina and 50% Peruvian

Sen. Ralph Recto: 88% Lipeño (Lipa City) and 12% EVATeño


Former Cong. Prospero Pichay: 50% Human and 50% Vegetable

Sec. Ronald Llamas: 50% Political Adviser 25% Shooter and 25% Film Reviewer

Former Senator Jamby Madrigal: (‘Wag na lang ‘to)

Sen. Gringo Honasan: 60% Lawmaker and 40% Coup Plotter

Sen. Koko Pimentel: 100% Single

Cong. Niel Tupas: 50% Ilonggo and 50% Ilong

Atty. Sixto Brillantes Jr. 90% Comelec and 10% UP Pep

Sen. Lito Lapid: 50% Kapampangan and 50% Kamangmangan

Executive Sec. Paquito Ochoa: 50% Workaholic and 50% Alcoholic

Cong. Manny Pacquiao: 50% Boxer and 50% Preacher

Sen. Jinggoy Estrada: 50% Fat and 50% Air

Atty. Midas Marquez: 50% Korte Suprema and 50% Renato Corona

Former Mayor Lito Atienza: 50% Manilan and 50% Hawaiian

Manny Pangilinan: 100% Kapatid


Jinkee Pacquiao: 50% Filipina and 50% Siyensya

Claudine Barretto: 50% Artista and 50% Karatista

Ramon Tulfo: 50% Sumbungan and 50% Bugbugan

Toni Gonzaga: 50% Lady and 50% Gaga

Sharon Cuneta: 50% Singing and 50% Breathing

Kris Aquino: 25% Acting and 75% Screaming

How about you? What’s your mix?
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“No human race is superior; no religious faith is inferior. All collective judgments are wrong. Only racists make them”
~ Elie Wiesel

Bayo Ad
Here’s a confession. I wasn’t THAT offended by the alleged racism in the ad. What was more offensive was the grammar. Check this out!

Quotes Quiz. Who said:
“Anong kasalanan ng mga bata? That’s why there’s no hatred in my heart as far as they are concerned but much hatred for their mothers, because they knew and they were aware of what they were doing.” (Via Sunday Inquirer Magazine)
A: Susan Roces
B: Loi Ejercito
C: Lani Mercado
D: Gina Alajar

OFW Day
June 7 is National Migrant Workers’ Day. Mabuhay ang masisipag na Pinoy sa lahat ng panig ng mundo.

Have a great weekend!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

Notes:
1) The Bayo ad parody featuring the great actor Bernardo Bernardo became viral Wednesday. Kudos to the person who created it!
2) Quotes Quiz Answer: Susan Roces

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70 responses

7 06 2012
Stilettista

Pseudo Jinkee looks like a cross between Erich Gonzales and Maggie Q. Mega mag is always trigger happy airbrushing its cover models. Kung ako model hindi ako papayag. Bad advertising. Haha.

7 06 2012
Jonas

Ang bagal ko kay Leila De Lima!

9 06 2012
etchosera

Okey lang yan! Di naman kami nagtataka eh!

7 06 2012
Irish R. Dominado (@irishrd)

Kuya Germs = 50% German 50% Moreno 0% Tulugan

8 06 2012
Philip

NICE one!

7 06 2012
lynda jumilla - abalos

epic!

9 06 2012
senior60

bagong kasal?

pansin ko first time na hindi na acknowledge ni mister heckler si lynda

7 06 2012
Francis Allan L. Angelo

“do’s and don’ts”? Hehehehe

7 06 2012
Maribel Ang (@MaribelAng)

You’re the best talaga:)) I’m 50% “Oh???” 50% Hahaha!!

7 06 2012
Lester1116

loved it! nakita ko pa lang si Bernardo Bernardo, naka-ngiti na ako. Pagdating kay Frank Drilon, humaharakhak na ako!

7 06 2012
Philip

Franklin Drilon and Tupas mixes are funniest. wehehehe.
WTH was with the grammar?

7 06 2012
koisevilla

the Kris Aquino mix is uber funny!!!! hahahahahha

7 06 2012
Ray for En Route

Unfortunate that this Bayo ad came out on a slow news day :P

7 06 2012
Malou

Dami kong tawa dahil dito. Salamat! :D

7 06 2012
Jun Halili

What racism? It’s the grammar that’s offensive!

7 06 2012
Nonoy

Fair enough, wag na lang nating isali si former Senator Jamby dito. Mas malupit ang mix nya.

Sumakit ang ilong ko sa kakatawa kay Cong. Niel Tupas!!! 50% Ilonggo and 50% Ilong. Grabe naman. 10% lang naman ang ilong nya. 40% man, a total of 100% tauhan ni Noynoy!

To summarize: Cong. Niel Tupas!!! 50% Ilonggo, 10% Ilong, 40% Man

Can I add?

Sen. Ping Lacson: 30% Lawmaker, 30% Lawbreaker, 40% Law evader

7 06 2012
libertas

Very creative perspective

Me – 20% champagne, 20% beaujolais, 20% michelin, 20% angst, 20% microsoft

Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% criminals
Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% rich
Philippines – 80% poor, 20% dont care
Philippines – 80% poor, 20% politicians
Philippines – 80% poor, 20% abroad

Pareto rules. Ok.

9 06 2012
senior60

is this how a mensa man computes? for a total of 180%?

since your entry here in this blog libertas, you’ve constantly
been abusing and insulting our country, you’d want to be
declared a persona non grata?

9 06 2012
libertas

Firstly not sure where you get 180 from!
Don’t be so defensive or insular

Secondly there is no abuse of the country, simply criticism of elements and aspects within the system which deprives honest people of a better life, greater opportunity and more equality.

Its called free speech and essential in a democracy and critical to progress.

“We are citizens of the world. The tragedy of our times is that we do not know this.” – Woodrow Wilson

But am pleased all is well in your ‘world’ where the solution would seem to be censorship of dissenting opinion – bring back the old days!

9 06 2012
libertas

?180 – think laterally

9 06 2012
eddibumangon

senior,

if the truth hurts, don’t shoot the messenger. now tell me, which of these are not true? kulang pa nga yan eh, eto pa:

Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% “maroons”
Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% batugans
Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% skwaters
Philippines – 80% Poor, 20% mahangins
Philippines –etc, etc…

11 06 2012
senior60

” Secondly there is no abuse ………………………..more equality ”

and, do you think that by means of your posts here in this blog
you will achieve your noble intentions?

11 06 2012
senior60

eddi, on the contrary, it hurts because it is not true, kung katotohanan pa, huwag ng aalma, lunukin na lang

doon pa lang sa “Philippines-80% Poor”, are you and libertas
kidding? are you and libertas blind?

you know eddi, pwede na si libertas palampasin dahil he is not a citizen anyway, pero ikaw, dapat tayong dalawa ang aaway kay libertas hahaha

those that you and libertas have mentioned like ” 20% criminals, …..
20%mahangins” are characteristics of every countries

10 06 2012
Anonymous

libertas: with your statement about the Philippines is really a reflection of your poor mix (“Me – 20% champagne, 20% beaujolais, 20% michelin, 20% angst, 20% microsoft”)….your breed is really trash!

11 06 2012
libertas

I know, we all have our crosses to bear, but why condemn all restaurant consultants/investors.
Not everyone wants just fried food and rice.

7 06 2012
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7 06 2012
jasper

Erap – 50% double malt, 50% VSOP

P-noy – 50% mama’s boy, 50% yaya ni Bimby

Vickly Bello – 50% botox, 50% formalin

Jamby – 50% macho, 50% bruha

UP Pep Squad – 100% awesome
UP men’s basketball team – 100% wag na lang

7 06 2012
mss

i thought manny pangilinan – 100% kafatid

7 06 2012
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8 06 2012
Anonymous

Pnoy – 99% single and 1% hair

8 06 2012
Philip

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

9 06 2012
eddibumangon

Diretsahang tanong ni Karen Davila kay Midas: Bakla ka ba?

Ang tanong, kaya bang itanong ni Karen kay Pnoy ang parehong tanong?

8 06 2012
senior60

hindi naman mangmang si lito, hindi lang marunong mag english, ayon sa kanya mismo

8 06 2012
senior60

mister heckler, bakit gaga si toni?

bakit wala ang kalahati nina jules at gloria?

ano ba talaga meaning ng “weh ” ?

etchosera, angal ka? hahaha

8 06 2012
aliumphobic

kc c toni po ayaw niya na daw makinig ng songs ni lady gaga

c jules at gloria “kulang sa height” kaya 50% lang

hehe

9 06 2012
senior60

ok yun pala yun, kapuso kasi ako

8 06 2012
Philip

Toni – from her comments ata on Lady Gaga’s songs

8 06 2012
senior60

first time kung nabasa na nag comment si susan tungkol sa mga kabit ni fernando, si mary grace kaya, sino ang ina?

8 06 2012
Kap Tiago

si Rosemarie Sonora daw na nabuntis ni Macoy

10 06 2012
senior60

kap, you must be a senior citizen na dahil nakuha mo answer…

si noynoy nakatulog sa pansitan, hindi ito alam kaya nilagay si
grace sa mtrcb haha naisahan kumbaga

8 06 2012
jasper

pahabol

binay – descendant of: 50% Datu Puti + 50% Marikudo (mas matapang dugo ni Marikudo)

8 06 2012
Nonoy

@Jasper: Nice one! Hahahaha

8 06 2012
arthur m.

tangengot ako sa computer, paano ba eto i-share?

share din ako: senado = 13% head 87% pie

9 06 2012
etchosera

sana di ka na lang nag-share! parang wala rin lang naman eh!

ahahahaha! choke choke choke!

8 06 2012
Anonymous

Annabelle Rama = 50% warfreak 50%loudspeaker

8 06 2012
emilayskie

Kanina pa ako aliw na aliw sa mga ganito. Kakatuwa talaga makibalita sa mga nangyayari sa bansa natin.

Nakita ko yung grammatical error. Di ko sure kung meron pang iba.

“Bayo’s strength has always been IT’S…”

Hehe.. Dapat ITS lang. Walang apostrophe.

8 06 2012
jasper

another pahabol

Congressman Erin Tanada – 50% Quezonian + 50% Vilmanian

9 06 2012
etchosera

sana di ka na lang humabol! ahihihihihi!

8 06 2012
Anonymous

natawa ko kay pichay: 50% human 50% vegatable. hahaha

9 06 2012
etchosera

yung vegatable mo, 100% nakakatawa! ahahahaha!

8 06 2012
assilem

I’m 50% tao and 50% Buhok..

8 06 2012
freaky

Toni Gonzaga should also be 50% lady & 50 plus plus plus% GLUTATHIONE!
And

8 06 2012
Anonymous

panalo ang kay MVP: 100% kafatid este kapatid pala.

8 06 2012
Sustainability Guru

Love the de Lima mix! Brilliant! Came from Lima, Peru, that’s why :-))

9 06 2012
etchosera

Ayyy! ganun pala yun?

Thank you ha?

8 06 2012
Philip

Oo nga, super funny talaga ang Bernardo Bernardo mix. Hee hee.

8 06 2012
Anonymous

PNOY = 50% Filipino, 50% Filipina

12 06 2012
Anonymous

me too, because my dad is Filipino and my mom is Filipina. jeeesh.

8 06 2012
Kap Tiago

Kap Tiagong Akyat: 97% Water, 3% Alcohol
Prof Heckler: 50% Sarcasm 50% Orgasm

23 06 2012
Anonymous

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

9 06 2012
badfishiefoo

LMAO on an early saturday morning! well done, PH.

9 06 2012
senior60

pasingit lang mister heckler…

si bradley daw ay undefeated but by tomorrow,
siya ay, ANG defeated na…

we must love our own..

10 06 2012
Del

bakit di sinama sina mga male talents ng ABS CBN, 50% Filipino 50% Filipina

11 06 2012
libertas

i know, but we all have our crosses to bear.

11 06 2012
rojan88

wahahaha ang kulit nung 50%human at 50%vegetable. di ko pa rin malimutan yung “itanim sa Senado'” hahahaha.

12 06 2012
etchosera

Ayyyyyy! Am I missing something here?

14 06 2012
rojan88

hahaha. ubos na po yung tinda. hehehe

16 06 2012
eddibumangon

In fairness etchos, di siya napipikon sayo…di tulad ni senyor. ;-)

21 06 2012
Anonymous

hahaha..super duper like po..kakatuwa..

5 08 2012
icohgnito

Jamby Madrigal’s mix FTW!

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