RUMORS, FACTS & HUMOR, TOO

3 06 2012

More Baseless Facts About the Government and Political Figures

In case you missed the first 50, click here.


No. 51: Miriam Defensor-Santiago started speaking at 2 months and 2 days. Her first words were ‘colloquy’ and ‘basal ganglia.’

No. 52: Jejomar Binay is the only known survivor of spontaneous human combustion in the Philippines.

No. 53: Jinggoy Estrada’s name is a portmanteau of ‘Jingle,’ Joseph Estrada’s favorite songbook magazine, and “unggoy,” his favorite animal.

No. 54: Manuel V. Pangilinan was a three-time member of the Mythical 5 Selection when he was playing as a shooting guard for the San Beda Red Cubs.

No. 55: Leila De Lima admitted she’s had only two boyfriends in her entire life, her ex-husband and her current lover.

No. 56: When Noynoy Aquino “promised” in 2010 that he would sign a waiver on his bank accounts if elected president, he was misquoted.

No. 57: Ninety-six percent of the members of both Houses of Congress have dollar accounts. They did not declare them in their SALNs.

No. 58: Lito Atienza was born in Hawaii.

No. 59: The Book of Revelations was edited by Amando Doronila.

No. 60: In exchange for their belated withdrawal of support for Renato Corona, the Iglesia ni Cristo gets to choose the next Chief Justice.

No. 61: Juan Miguel Zubiri was a founding member of the UP Pep Squad.


No. 62: Presidential speechwriter Mai “Walang pogi dito & the wine sucks” Mislang married a Vietnamese last month.

No. 63: Five percent of Filipino Catholic priests are gay; 10 percent have kids. The rest are liars.

No. 64: The name K+12 referring not to an assault rilfe but to DepEd’s basic education program was the brainchild of gun enthusiast and political adviser Ronald Llamas.

No. 65: Future Cebu representative Annabelle Rama was a deaf-mute in her past life.

No. 66: Marketing and PR executives representing Chevron, Pilipinas Shell and Petron secretly meet twice every month for ‘synergy.’

No. 67: Tito Sotto is Ciara Sotto’s first pole dancing instructor. The comedian/lawmaker holds pole dancing classes when the Senate is in recess.

No. 68: CPP-NPA Founder Jose Maria Sison was born in Shenzen, China in 1939. His Chinese father, Hu Shang Ling and half-Vietnamese mother Tuc Ni Neng immigrated to the Philippines when he was two.

No. 69: Fugitive ex-congressman Ruben Ecleo has a parasitic twin.

No. 70: As per hospital records, Joker Arroyo didn’t cry right after birth. He giggled. Hence, the name.

No. 71: Ninoy Aquino’s first girlfriend was Imelda Marcos.


No. 72: Fresh from UP, Francis Pangilinan’s first television stint was on the award-winning children’s show ‘Batibot.’ He was the voice of Kiko Matsing for five years.

No. 73: Ramon Revilla Sr’s youngest child is two years old.

No. 74: The Araneta-Roxas family has barred Jejomar Binay from attending events at the Big Dome.

No. 75: Archbishop Emeritus Oscar Cruz lost his innocence in Grade 5.

No. 76: Sharon Cuneta’s biological mother is not Elaine Gamboa-Cuneta but a retired fish vendor in Libertad Public Market in Pasay City.

No. 77: Bro. Mike Velarde and German Moreno have the same stylist and wardrobe consultant.


No. 78: Shalani Soledad was born on the exact day and hour Roman Romulo was defending his undergraduate thesis.

No. 79: TG Guingona’s ears are insured for one million pesos.

No. 80: At least one Tulfo is gay.
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“An epigram is a flashlight of a truth; a witticism, truth laughing at itself.”
~ Minna Antrim

Quote of the Weak
“Doon siya magaling, doon siya magiging masaya. Sa loob-loob ko, baka pupuwede dahil si Jinggoy tataas sa ibang posisyon, so baka kailangan ng isang… kumbaga, isang lighter ambience o icebreaker, so baka puwedeng ibigay kay (Mommy) Alma.”
~Mark Anthony Fernandez on reports his mother, Alma Moreno is running for senator next year

Have a peaceful, productive, and romantic week ahead.

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19 responses

3 06 2012
Ivan

Di na siya gaano funny and witty.

4 06 2012
Navi

parang wala sa mood si ph nung sinulat niya ito?

3 06 2012
samuelle clemens

lol talaga.
iba ka ph,ang galing!
kelan kaya makikita ng mga kababayan natin ang obvious namang kaengengan ng karamihan ng binoto nilang mga “public servant daw”

Sen Joker has a brother named Jack, truth yan kooya..

3 06 2012
Rohan_ph

I think, to be fair to the twins, the link to their pic in #69 should be removed.

3 06 2012
libertas

When p-noy makes a promise he crosses his fingers behind his back!

Grace lee seen in her new ferrari – ? a gift from her new boyfriend – ‘the most intelligent man i have ever met, and a walking ATM – and that beats a dictionary anyday!’
p-noy – ‘ he should look up Libidinal Cathexis’

“We were together. I forget the rest.”
Walt Whitman

4 06 2012
a solemn punch

Feels like I want to take all of them as FACTS. Hahaha. Galing at kulit mo talaga Idol.

4 06 2012
Nonoy

I am taking them as facts because my eyes refuse to read “Baseless”. These facts and in fact, funny! :)

5 06 2012
senior60

oo nga at heckling lang ang lahat pero parang sumobra ka yata mister heckler sa no. 63

6 06 2012
etchosera

Ayyyy! Talaga namang sumobra!

Umabot pa nga hanggang no. 80, di ba?

4 06 2012
Nonoy

Ganyan na ba kababaw ang Senado ngayon? Naging hantungan ng nga artistang gusto pang maging masaya sa buhay at yung wala nang pelikula?

Ang Senado ba ay isang malaking entamblado ng mga seryosong Senador na handang mangungurako at mag-iimbestiga nga mga nangungurakot? O ang Senado ba ay isang malaking palengke kung saan ang bawat senador ay nagbebenta ng sarili para sa eleksiyon?

At bakit pa kailangan pa si Alma Moreno doon? At bakit si Anabelle Rama, sa kongreso lang ang balak samantalang si Alma, sa Senado na kaagad? Ambot lang!

6 06 2012
etchosera

At bakit andami mong tanong?

7 06 2012
Nonoy

Because I am hoping that I’ll get answers. It’s not bad to ask after all. And I appreciate you for asking why I have so many questions.

Peace! I hope this answers your query.

4 06 2012
D

build up na build up ang tawa ko at bonggang exclamation point ang number 80. until i read that the senate needed an “icebreaker”. t*ngina

4 06 2012
doypogi

Ang lakas ng tawa ko na ang panganlang JINGOY ay portmanteau ng JINGLE at UNGGOY….. hahahahahaha

5 06 2012
rojan88

waaaaaaaah ang kulit. habang binabasa ko, yung utak ko nagbabsa gamit ang mga boses ng character hahaha. the best ka talaga PH.. :-)

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6 06 2012
etchosera

hmmmmm!

Palitaw!!!! Bili na kayo ng palitaw!

7 06 2012
rojan88

hahaha. :-) magkano po palitaw nyo?

7 06 2012
eddibumangon

hmmmmm!

hard sell, kaya ni minsan hindi man lang ako natempt subukan ang palitaw…tsaka ibang hard ang gusto ko. :-)

14 10 2012
Cheli422

Pero true yata yung #73?

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