OF ROCKETS AND HAPPINESS

6 04 2012

FORMER PRESIDENT Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo celebrated her birthday on Maundy Thursday, April 5. She is now 65… making her super-qualified for potential pardon.


Pampanga Rep. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo marked another birthday last Thursday. The congresswoman turned 65. That’s also the number of her last remaining allies in politics.

The good news: Malacañang wished CGMA an “advanced happy birthday.” The bad news: the wish was announced last April 1.

North Korean Rocket
Amid fears of North Korean rocket launch, President Aquino assures the public that the government is prepared for it. In fact, his Kabarilan friends have offered to shoot down the missile.

President Aquino advised North Korea to focus not on rockets but on feeding its people. To which, Kim Jong-Un said, “Hellllllllow!!!! Impeachment!”

North Korea will push through with its scheduled launch of a long-range rocket next week. I hope the debris falls on fugitive ex-Governor Joel T. Reyes.

If North Korea’s rocket enters their respective air spaces, powerhouse Japan and South Korea vow to shoot it down… while the Philippines vows to shoot photos.

Happiest
According to the United Nations, the Philippines is only the 103rd “happiest” country in the world. When Filipinos read the report, they got so depressed… their ranking slipped further. Sad.

According to UN, war-torn Iraq is even a “happier” country than the Philippines. That’s not funny!

The Philippines is not on the UN’s list of 100 happiest nations. We are at No. 103. And I can name three reasons why: Shell, Petron, and Chevron.

The Philippines is the 103rd “happiest” place in the world. Topping the list of the “happiest” places were the Senate and the Lower House.

Porsche, 76
Ferdinand Porsche, who designed the first Porsche 911, has died in Austria. President Aquino extends his condolences.

Overseas…
In Colombia, a 10-year-old girl who’s a member of the indigenous Wayuu tribe gave birth to a 5-pound baby. The father of the baby is reportedly a 30-year-old man who dreams of becoming a congressman someday.

Twitter War
Veteran actress Amalia Fuentes and talent manager Annabelle Rama are fighting on Twitter. Amalia accused the talent manager of being a “flesh selling woman” and a “burikak.” To which, Annabelle replied, “Excuse me! Hindi ako burikak!”
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“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.”
~Mark Twain

Enjoy the rest of the looong break! Be safe.

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14 responses

6 04 2012
Caloy Coy (@thecarloandrion)

To quote Rep. Mitos Magsaysay in her Graphic Magazine (August 15, 2011) issue, “I believe that whoever sits in the power tends to become the lawyers for the oil companies.”

And we have 4 reasons why. PNoy is the fourth.

7 04 2012
Caelia Lee TiLung

FB why managers like this, they are not professional
I am not guilty .. help me, this is important, please immediately
Do not block, I’m not guilty, no porn, no racism, no hate .. Why the block?
please in the open

7 04 2012
senior60

mister heckler, may isa pa naman palang survey doon na ang result ay no. 28 ang philippines, doon na lang sana tayo mag concentrate para happy tayo…

7 04 2012
senior60

ang asawa ni amalia ay namatay doon sa kanyang, other woman, papaano kaya napunta kay amalia ang mga labi ni joey, just curious

7 04 2012
senior60

hindi itinanggi ni annabelle na siya ay, “flesh-selling woman” kung ganun pwede na siyang ipadakip for, yun na nga

7 04 2012
Allen

Handang handa na ang camera ng buong Pilipinas para sa Missile na yan! I-upload na yan! LOL

7 04 2012
HildaK

Correct me if I’m wrong, pero “burikak” yata ang tamang salita at hindi “burirak”.

8 04 2012
professionalheckler

i am not going to correct you ’cause you’re right. haha thanks. corrected na. sorry, am not familiar with the term. :-)

8 04 2012
senior60

dito sa amin, burikat

10 04 2012
etchosera

sa amin, ang ibig sabihin nyan eh 7-11…….. open 24 hours!

8 04 2012
malayang.alon@gmail.com

haha ka-bday ko cgma..

Happy Easter!
thanks for the Mark Twain quote

8 04 2012
libertas

am not worried about the Norkor rocket – nothing from north korea actually works.

p-noy can come out from under his desk

9 04 2012
onat725

nice one…

25 04 2012
Anonymous

I’ve just discovered you. Let me think of it HuH!

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