HELL

6 03 2012


CATHOLIC PRIEST Catalino Arevalo, a known ally of President Aquino admonished Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago in a sermon Sunday saying she could be “worthy of the fires of hell.” Arevalo is now being considered for the post of spiritual adviser to the prosecution panel.

Fr. Catalino Arevalo was quoted to have said that senator-judge Miriam Defensor-Santiago was “worthy of the fires of hell.” Congressman Niel Tupas disagreed. For the prosecution, Santiago was ‘the’ hell.

As expected, the feisty senator retaliated. Citing the Second Vatican Council, Senator Santiago said “there is no hell.” To which, victims of pedophile priests said, “Believe us, there is. We’ve experienced it.”


Interviewed by the Philippine Daily Inquirer, Fr. Catalino Arevalo said Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago should apologize for berating the prosecution panel. Santiago insisted that she would never ever apologize for someone else’s idiocy.

A miffed Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago reacted to Fr. Catalino Arevalo’s statement that she’s ‘worthy of the fires of hell.’ The lady senator reminded Arevalo that “the Constitution provides for a wall of separation between the church” and her mental state.

Dangerous
According to Forbes.com, Afghanistan is still the most dangerous place in the world today followed by Iraq. In third place is Los Baños, Laguna.

Less than a year after the rape-slay of a UP Los Baños coed, another UPLB student – entomology major Ray Bernard Peñaranda fell prey to criminals. He was stabbed and killed during a holdup. The Los Baños community has condemned the spate of killings in the once quiet town. A 300,000-peso bounty is being offered for the capture of Peñaranda’s assailants. Another 300,000-peso reward has been put up for any information on the whereabouts of town mayor Anthony Genuino.


Ray Bernard Peñaranda, the slain UPLB student was not from Los Baños. Just like Los Baños Mayor Anthony Genuino.

While we’re on the topic, did you know that Executive Secretary Paquito ‘Jojo’ Ochoa is the concurrent anti-crime czar? Hindi halata.

Noy’s Picks
President Aquino named Wigberto Tañada, father of prosecution team spokesperson Erin Tañada as chairman and member of the board of directors of UCPB-CIIF Oil Mills Group. Likewise, President Aquino named Jorge L. Banal, father of Cong. Bolet Banal, also of the prosecution panel as acting member of the board of directors of Poro Point Management Corp. The rewards oath-taking happened Monday.

A New Car
Some 200 congressmen through a resolution asked the Budget Department to allocate funds for a more state-of-the-art presidential vehicle. Congressman Rudy Fariñas refused to sign the resolution saying, “medyo masama din kasi ang pagkakagawa.”

Focus
Presidential spokesman Edwin Lacierda says, “We are not bothered by the coup rumors. The administration is focused on the economy.” When did Renato Corona change his name to ‘economy?’

TV Patrol 25
Allow me to say ‘Happy birthday TV Patrol!’ The newscast just turned 25 years old. Ten more years and it is eligible to run for senator.

TV Patrol is the only newscast in the world being anchored by a former vice president and senator, a former congressman, and an ex-presidential girlfriend & former senator-turned-DOTC secretary’s wife. TV Patrol is like the government of television shows.

The longest running daily newscast, TV Patrol is now 25 years old. Or as Vicki Belo would say, “Pwede na!”

TV Patrol is now 25 years old. In Hollywood, that’s 127 Kim Kardashian marriages.
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“Hell doesn’t even exist. It’s all in our minds. We invented it as a warning to those who don’t live up to our standards.”
~S. Kaye Saunders

Quote of the Day
“Under Vatican 2, there is no hell. In theology, hell is not a geographical place, but is a metaphor for distance from God. That priest should spend his energy fighting pedophilia in the Catholic church, instead of meddling in politics & dividing parishioners.”
~Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago via @senmiriam on Twitter

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44 responses

6 03 2012
senior60

mister heckler, pati pala mga victims ng pedophile priests

ay sa hell din? kaawaawa naman sila ano, na double hell..

6 03 2012
professionalheckler

Nahhhh, u didn’t get the joke. The “experience” with the priests was THE hell

6 03 2012
eddibumangon

oo nga…humihina na si senyor,di nya nagets.

7 03 2012
senior60

dati na akong mahina eddi, pati tuhod humihina na rin

6 03 2012
senior60

ahhhhhhhhh

mister heckler, binasa ko na ulit at na gets ko na, ty sa pagpaunawa

7 03 2012
etchosera

Ayyyy! pumapaltos na ang Senior!

Kaya pang remedyuhan yan!

Consult your gynecologist……. NOW NA!

8 03 2012
senior60

lagi na akong pumapaltos etchos, wala ng bago

aaaat napagoogle na naman ako, uuuy etchos
ang gynecology pala ay tungkol sa mga babae

6 03 2012
senior60

300,000-peso bounty ang binalita ng tv patrol? bakit sa

24 oras 200,000 lang ang sabi, hmmmm maimbestigahan nga,

baka kinupit ni mike at mel ang 100,000..

6 03 2012
Lola Nila

lagi nman padding yang abs… :D di ba CNN? khit walang eclipse na naganap, sa abs cbn meron :D khit talo ang pinas kontra Japan sa asian basketball ang report ng abs ay panalo ang Pinas :D cguro tawa ng tawa ang wins network ng Japan :D

6 03 2012
senior60

purgatory ang wala

6 03 2012
libertas

bulletproof limo – reasons p-noy wants one

-to protect from ‘small ladies’ planning a coup
-for interviews with young reporters
-obligatory for wannabee dictators
-obama envy

6 03 2012
hikatalomato

I believe in God; I just don’t trust anyone who works for him ~ Author unknown

6 03 2012
derdo

AT mass last Sunday in our parish, Fr. Arevalo didn’t say anything about MDS and hell. Thank God!

6 03 2012
libertas

heaven and hell – europe

Heaven: the policeman is British, the lover is
Italian, the cook is French, the engineer is
German and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell: the policeman is German, the lover is
Swiss, the cook is British, the engineer is French
and it is all organized by the Italians.

heaven and hell ..asia/asean ??

6 03 2012
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6 03 2012
gadlayk

hahaha, that priest should have conducted a fine research first before attacking Sen. Santiago, he failed to realize that Miriam got a Masters Degree in Maryhill School of Theology! loved it when Miriam challenged that priest to a public debate, using quotes upon quotes from the bible! hahahaha

6 03 2012
conquestor

…excuse me….ikaw ang mag research…i hrd from MST students …na wlng Master degree s miriam sa MST… Punta ka daw doon pra mg research….hehehehhpeace

8 03 2012
eddibumangon

You heard?…from MST students? Lahat ba ng students alam kung sino ang meron at sino ang walang degree sa MST?

11 03 2012
etchosera

Naku Koya eddi, bugnutin ka na talaga!

Wala ka na naman sigurong lablayp no?

Ahihihihihihi!

12 03 2012
eddibumangon

etchos, pano mo nahulaan? pero ayoko na talaga kaya wala… isang gabing nakatayo na lang gusto ko ngayon para walang kumplikasyon. :-)

13 03 2012
etchosera

Ayyyy! Wag sanayin ang sarili sa isang gabing nakatayo. Rayuma aabutin mo nyan!

Ahihihihihi!

Don’t give up! Share the love love love!

6 03 2012
Anonymous

The gospel last Friday was taken from Matthew 5:20-26. Verse 22b said “. . . whoever says ‘you fool’ will be liable to fiery Gehenna.” The priest was simply preaching on anger, based on the scriptural readings of the day. Did anyone hear him condemn anyone to hell?
Btw, she never finished her MA degree, just the academics since she wouldn’t agree to have an adviser for her thesis, wanting to submit a finished product already.

6 03 2012
Anonymous

Sir, heard that Tribune and Manila Standard reporters were banned from Malacanang Press Con. They were manhandled by PSG guards. Is there any truth to this?

6 03 2012
professionalheckler

i have yet to confirm that. but i’m sure if it’s true, they’d write something about it. sana naman hindi totoo.

6 03 2012
senior60

payo ko sa lahat, pag na holdup, bigay agad-agad lahat

at papatay mga yan, mga criminal nga sila, ang pera kikitain

pa, ang buhay isa lang…

6 03 2012
eddibumangon

tama si miriam. sino ba sa atin ang naggaling na doon at makapagpatutuo na merong imperno, si father?

7 03 2012
senior60

kung ganuon, mali silang dalawa

6 03 2012
sibrokingparin

“Hindi halata.” LOL!!!

6 03 2012
conquestor

….hindi tama si Miriam….basahin nyo daw ang VATICAN II documents…kng wala bang hell…..May point si fr. Arevalo…kng kayo daw tawagin na GAGO sa national TV…Live pa….kng masayahan b kayo specialy kng galing sa isang honorable senator….may honor p b yun….

6 03 2012
conquestor

,,,she was a student of MST…pero units lng ng Theology….

6 03 2012
Ning

santiago should have said, “if you believed that i’m worthy to be in hell, then i’ll just see you there” no offense to the Catholics but let’s be realistic here, no one is perfect and holy, hence nobody can say who deserves or not to be in hell most especially this priest, he should know what’s written in the bible for he studied it and continues to. the priest could have showed compassion and reached out to santiago instead of “berating” her just the same he is criticising her.

hehehehhe

6 03 2012
onat725

i love the picture of bin ladin and ghadaffi trying to occupy hell and to unseat satan. siguro pati si satanas nababahag ang buntot sa dalawang ito. atsaka magkakaroon kaya sila na kasamang little lady later?

7 03 2012
ovalboy

I am not sure if I should be happy Jorge Banal got the job at Poro Point but I am sure Wigberto Tanada is a big help to coconut farmers once he assumed the post of chairman of the board of UCPB-CIIF.

7 03 2012
libertas

a senator dies and meets st peter who says he must spend 1 day in heaven and 1 day in hell before deciding where he wants to stay forever.

heaven is peaceful and tranquil with angels playing harps.
after 24 hours the senator goes to hell.
he sees all his friends playing golf enjoying champagne and caviar. beautiful girls everywhere.
after his visit he meets st. peter.
“i choose hell” – the senator says.
when he arrives again it is stinking with burning fires and everyone in rags.
“what happened” the senator asks the devil.
“yesterday we were campaigning. now you have voted you get reality”

8 03 2012
Anonymous

hell no!

8 03 2012
Ilongo

I’m really getting irritated with Mad Miriam. She is a loud mouthed bully, an insult to all ilongos. I think she still has a chip on her shoulder for barely passong the bar with a grade of 76.

8 03 2012
eddibumangon

Excuse you, Ilonggo ako pero di ako insulted. At pwede ba itama mo naman yang pagka-“ilongo” mo. :-)

10 03 2012
anonymous

yup! read it in the wipikidia, she only got 76. but in fairness she achieved more than those who shine in the 1969 bar exam, except may be for drillon (who placed 3rd).

10 03 2012
eedyah

isa sa mga rason kung bakit di umaasenso ang pilipinas ay dahil sa mga paring kagaya ni arevalo…

at ba’t mag-aapologize si miriam, eh talaga namang idiotic ang mga kongresistang iyon. kakahiya nga, kasi they’re supposed to represent the thinking Filipinos. kaso lang ang nangyari kabaligtaran. obvious tuloy na karamihan sa mga madlang pipol ay bopols. hayyyyy pilipinas

10 03 2012
conquestor

@eddibumangon: try to visit the registrar daw…para malaman…mo….

11 03 2012
eddibumangon

if you are a thinking person, you should know that the registrar would not release somebody’s records to other students. so malamang narinig din lang ng mst student yung napakinggan mo. ilang hearsay na ba yun? ano nga uli yung kasabihan natin na “ang maniwala sa sabi-sabi ay…”

12 03 2012
senior60

tama nga si etchos eddi, wala kang lablayp

14 03 2012
etchosera

Bwahahahahaha!

Bull eyes Senior! Bull eyes!

21 03 2012
Henrietto Pex

TV Patrol rocks on its 25th year… Here’s why:
1) It still holds the highest rating of a newscast…. the highest rated episode? When Kris Aquino announced that she had an STD in an hour long interview with Korina Sanchez. Haha.
2) Aside from what you pointed out re: having a former VP and senator anchor, a former congressman anchor and ex-future first lady turned ex-future second lady turned first lady of DOTC, it also became a breeding ground of the following roster of anchors and reporters that became HEADLINER in absence of news:
a) Ted Failon (aside from being former congressman) – he made it to the headlines when his wife committed suicide
b) Ces Drilon – made it to the headlines after being kidnapped by the Abu Sayyaf in 2008 and after being arrested during the Manila Pen Siege in 2007
c) Pinky Webb – well… she had a brother who made it to the headlines thanks to the Vizconde Massacre
d) Loren Legarda – enough said! Haha.
e) Karen Davila – apologized to Susan Roces on behalf of ABS-CBN in live television in 2004 for the hurt that may have caused by the network in the Poe family
f) Julius Babao – was implicated by the government for helping Dawud Santos allegedly!

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