SLAM BOOK

26 02 2012

TWO WEEKS AGO, Chief Justice Renato Corona dared President Aquino to make public his alleged psychological records. Malacañang has denied the existence of such document saying it’s just a rehash of.the ‘mental state’ issue that first surfaced during the 2010 presidential campaign. I did my own research but found nothing except for this recent slam book entry purportedly written by President Aquino himself. Enjoy!









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“When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion.”
~Dale Carnegie

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58 responses

26 02 2012
markpere2010

Idol PH, kakaloka naman itong slambook ni Noynoy. Haha. Though I think closest rin sa kanya si Jojo Ochoa at Leila De Lima. Panalo rin ang “interactive” na slambook na ito. Hehe.
At talagang solid-Kapamilya si PNoy! :-)

26 02 2012
amateur heckler

favorite expression: “at the end of the day…”

27 02 2012
senior60

whose time kaya ang sex ni noynoy, kay korina dahil, that was a long time ago?

hindi kaya mapagsabihan na naman ako ni infinite justice na ‘ get a life, this
is only a blog site’ whatever that means hahaha

27 02 2012
Lola Nila

hoy virgin pa si Korina….hanggang ngayon!

29 02 2012
senior60

hoy ka rin hahaha anong hoy, hoy kahoy?

29 02 2012
blacksheep

hahaha!!! in fairness, natawa ako dito.

28 02 2012
Infinite Justice

senior60..peace..i’m sure we will become best of friends. hope to see you when PH calls for a reunion for all of us who follow him.

1 03 2012
senior60

no problem infinite justice, sige….appearrrr

27 02 2012
senior60

shoe size: parangalankona ang kasunod n’yan

mister heckler, pwede paki explain the above, kasi hindi
ko naintindihan

27 02 2012
Lola Nila

echos! ako na ang mag-explain…kung gaano daw kalaki ang paa mo, ‘yan din daw ang laki ng hotdog mo…pero ndi yan totoo…marami na kasi akong na-encounter na maliit ang mga paa pero ang nots…. :D super duper sa laki.

Pero kay Pnoy naniniwala ako na “gifted” ang ating gifted child na pangulo dahil karamihan sa mga NDI gwapo at mukhang abnoy ay malaki talaga ang hinaharap!

29 02 2012
senior60

talaga nila? marami ka ng na encounter? bakit?

i mean, sa anong kadahilanan? ah siguro ano ka,

caregiver?

28 02 2012
amateur heckler

nyor, ang sabi ni pnoy “parang alam ko na…”.

anna scott: do you know what the say about men with big feet? men with big feet have big….shoes.
(Julia Roberts in Notting Hill)

29 02 2012
senior60

ah ok, ngayon alam ko na, ty amateur for the clarification

27 02 2012
senior60

mister heckler, you think bimby is not also close to noynoy?

me think that noynoy’s mouth is the biggest part of him

29 02 2012
qing dynasty

baka forehead …

7 03 2012
eddibumangon

marami palang biggest parts si pnoy. no wonder di ko sya type, hindi ako mahilig sa malaki.

27 02 2012
khanto

ayos to! ansarap magbasa ng ganitong post. heheheh.

natawa ako dun sa people i hate… at really hate! :D

27 02 2012
Rey Manalo

hindi na masyadong nakakatuwa at nakakatawa ngayon ang ganitong paraan para ipamukha sa pangulo ng Pilipinas at sa mamamayan ng Pilipinas ang kahusayan sa pagpapatawa ng mga Pilipino.

27 02 2012
Lola Nila

nandito ka na nman…kung ayaw mong tumawa…problema mo na yan.. eh gusto naming tumawa. at saka masakit tlaga ang katotohanan na ang slambook na ito ay tunay na salamin ng ating mahal na pangulong noynoy!

27 02 2012
junior30

Rey, ikaw nanaman? weeh.

28 02 2012
prakakak

And yet you keep coming back. Hahaha.

29 02 2012
qing dynasty

freedom of expression friends. opinyon ni rey yan …

7 03 2012
eddibumangon

pero ako natutuwa at natatawa na sayo. peace :-)

27 02 2012
Lola Nila

fave singer: Petula Clark…. Kaloka :D

Sex: A long time ago…. mabuti hindi sinagot ni Pnoy na “M”…. as in mujer :D

pero in fairness, gusto ang defination nya sa “what is love”…. :D parang mar at korina lang…full of mystery :D :D

7 03 2012
eddibumangon

kung full of mystery ang kina mar at korina, ano naman ang kina jules at asunta?

27 02 2012
libertas

extract below from a UK newspaper this week, (guardian), with a suggested Soulmates page/ad for p-noy!
not as funny as ph. english humour like french wine doesnt always travel well, but an international perspective!

“Name: Benigno_Aquino_III
Motto: Elect me into your heart
Age: 52
Country: Manila, the Philippines
Height: 5ft 10ins (Definitely not 5ft
6ins )
Hair: n/a
Eyes: Brown
Body type: Slim – ish
Relationship status: Single
Relationship sought: A fling; Let’s see
what happens; Long-term
relationship; Dynastic union

About me
‘What are you supposed to write in
these things? It’s a humid Saturday
night in Manila. I should be out at a
party like all the other single guys,
but instead I’m stuck here in the
Bahay Pangarap with a pile of draft
amendments to the tax reform bill,
which I’m avoiding by playing on the
internet. Maybe you’re reading this
and doing the same thing?’

Personality
My sense of humour is: Neglected
At a party you’d call me: Sir
For me the happy life is: Not being
assassinated
I describe my life: As crazy
My ideal place to live would be:
With a family, in the Malacañang
Palace
Education: Undergraduate degree
My occupation: Head of state
I want to spend my retirement:
in love”

27 02 2012
Trust

Natawa ako dun sa Budoy as Fave TV series :)

27 02 2012
dindin

you crazy heckler! hahahaha

27 02 2012
Leah Lubiano

Nice. Sana ganito lahat ang slam book para my sense hehehe

27 02 2012
upengski

talaga naman! of all the notes na tinatago ni Pnoy etong slam book pa nya ang nadale mo, heheheh. reading ur blog really makes my day. keep it up!

27 02 2012
eedyah

haha “I’m thinking: I don’t. Rarely”.
wahahah buti pa si president, rarely, if never at all, kung mag-isip. samatalang tayo kailangang mag-isip or else kick out sa work… haisst buhay nga naman, parang life

28 02 2012
libertas

captain titanic – iceberg ahead!

“This is the captain of your ship
Your heart speaking
We’ve run into a little storm
The boat’s leaking
And if you haven’t guessed
This is an SOS
If you still love me answer yes – ”

renata and the delrons.

p-noy’s credibility going down faster than you can lose 110,00$ in the casino

28 02 2012
einokadamon@yahoo.com

Your most epic post yet. I cannot help crackling. I look like liek a madwoman in my own house. This is the reason why I will be a forever follower of your blog and your psot. Keep them coming !

1 03 2012
etchosera

Ayyyyy! forever follower of your psot daw?

Ask any bicolano what a psot is. Bwahahahaha!

7 03 2012
eddibumangon

ask any ilonggo what a pisot is, hahaha.

28 02 2012
Totoy

Not much content. Boring is the adjective for this blog.

29 02 2012
senior60

ay naku totoy, you are nothing but a second rate

trying hard copy cat

1 03 2012
Totoy

I wish I could understand what you really mean by this. We could have an intellectual discussion. However, your comment is non sequitor.

1 03 2012
aehn

hahhaha,,tama ka..

2 03 2012
senior60

i also wish totoy that you could have gone specific, now, what
is your problem, you don’t know the meaning of my post? or
why did i post that quote ‘you are nothing………………….copy cat’

teka lang muna ha, google pa ako sa non sequitor

3 03 2012
onat725

senior ibig sabihin ng non sequitor ay pinsan ni non siquijor, yung province sa central visayas ata yun, hehehe. at wag mo nang patulan si totoy at very intellectual discussion ang gusto, baka dumugo lang ilong natin.

7 03 2012
eddibumangon

“We could have an intellectual discussion.”

intellectual???… discussion???…in a humor blog???

di ka rin naman pretentious ano.

29 02 2012
crissy dear

That you Spokesman Lacierda?

29 02 2012
onat725

pataysaya (killjoy) ka totoy. siguro magkaibigan kayo ni rey manalo. ph has a wonderful piece in here and yet you said this is boring. magbasa ka na lang kaya ng precious romance pocketbooks.

29 02 2012
qing dynasty

totoy, saan ka nakatira? sa antarctica?

1 03 2012
senior60

ano ba talaga qing dynasty, gusto mo ng freedom of

expression? or hindi

2 03 2012
qing dynasty

senior dito na lang ako mag-reply. syempre gusto ko ng FOE. just wondering where totoy is coming from …

3 03 2012
Totoy

Do you know that most of the residents of Antartica are scientists? Well, they do have this certain level of humour which I can relate to. Most of us don’t find slapstick humour as funny. I hope you get my drift.

28 02 2012
moonchild117

hindi nabanggit si ronald llamas among the people closest to him? hehe!

panalo ang post na ito. nice one, as usual, mr. PH! :)

28 02 2012
darkcheron

Uy napasok na pala ng mga Yellow Trolls ang blog ni PH!!! Ayus! Mga lemmings mas masarap asarin.

28 02 2012
noreleisoria

Very slums ang answer ni president noy! Haha

http://www.noreleisoria.wordpress.com

28 02 2012
Zen

big time to.. big time.. This really made me laugh, lalo na yung part na nasagot talaga yung slumbook.. bongga ka dun.. at natawa ako sa “1st kiss: Girl or boy? Joke! Syempre Girl!” ahahahaha :)

1 03 2012
Anonymous

pak!…natatawa talaga ako sobra!,,,lmao

1 03 2012
aehn

pak na pak!..bongga to ah!,,haha

2 03 2012
P_hate

hahahahaha

2 03 2012
P_hate

@ Totoy: how can one even have an intellectual discussion with you when you can’t even spell “non sequitUr” properly? hahahaha

3 03 2012
Totoy

My bad. Sorry.

4 03 2012
Bob

I thought his favorite TV Channels are Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network and Disney Channel.

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