PICK-UP LINES OF FAMOUS FILIPINOS

24 12 2011

INSPIRED BY an article on College Humor’s website, here are the pick-up lines of famous Filipino men:

Apolinario Mabini: Except for my legs, lahat sa akin, tumatayo.

Gen. Gregorio Del Pilar: Sabi nila, mahusay raw akong mangabayo.

Andres Bonifacio: Hindi lang cedula ang kaya kong punitin.

Jose Rizal: Okay lang na ma-exile… basta sa puso mo.

Juan Luna: Kapag kasama kita, mas nagiging makulay ang mundo ko.

Amado V. Hernandez: Gusto mong makita ang aking ibong mandaragit?

Mar Roxas: Magaling akong pumadyak.

Ferdinand Marcos: Promise, hindi lang kamay na bakal ko ang matigas sa akin.

Fidel V. Ramos: Hmmm, maliban sa bibig ko, saan ko pa kaya pwedeng ipasok ang tabakong ‘to?

Manny Pacquiao: Tara, let’s go to the world and multiply.

Jose Ma. Sison: Blusa! Palda! Panty! Ibagsak!

Efren “Bata” Reyes: Puwede ko bang ikiskis ‘tong tako ko sa tisa mo?

Manny Villar: Basta ako, kaya ko ang double insertion!

Bro. Mike Velarde: Dila ko pa lang, matigas na.

Juan Ponce Enrile: Gusto mong maging happy?

Rene Mariano, psychic: May future tayong dalawa.

Noynoy Aquino: Alam mo, matagal-tagal ko na ring hindi napapaputok ‘tong baril ko.

Gomburza: Familiar ka sa phrase na “thrice the fun?”

Christmas Surveys
A Social Weather Stations Survey showed that 23 percent of Filipinos prefer to receive money as gift on Christmas. Those Filipinos were later identified as “congressmen.”

Another survey revealed that only 3 in 5 Filipinos would be happy this Christmas. To illustrate, think of the Aquino family. There’s Ballsy, Pinky, and Viel. That’s three. And then there’s, Noy and Kris.

Happy Holidays! Have a safe Christmas break everyone!

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27 responses

24 12 2011
senior60

Happy Holidays

24 12 2011
Thelma Grover

A Blessed Christmas and New Year to you and yours! Thank you very kindly for making so many people laughing all year long.

24 12 2011
senior60

ayy mali survey, only 23%?, baka 77%

24 12 2011
senior60

pati buhok mo apolinario tumatayo? bakit, may gel na ba noon?

24 12 2011
libertas

merry xmas

peace and love to all

a piece of luurv – if you get lucky.

keep it safe

24 12 2011
etchosera

HAPPY HOLIDAYS Mr. PH!

More okrays to come!

24 12 2011
hansie

Merry Christmas PH aka Loi Pogi.
Enjoy the holiday with your loved ones.

24 12 2011
koonee

Manny Villar: Basta ako, kaya ko ang double insertion!

HAHAHA Wagi! salamat sa mga halakhak! Malipayon nga paskua sa imo, Heckler!

24 12 2011
malayang.alon@gmail.com

Merry Christmas Heckler!

Thanks for making me laugh (and at the same time, updated with current events) eversince I was in college and now that I’ve worked for like 4 years already. Pati officemates ko, naloloka na rin sa heckling mo ;-)

25 12 2011
professionalheckler

Mabuhay! Salamat po at Happy New Year!

24 12 2011
Theda Pilar-Pineda

I have a feeling that many of my “out of touch” friends here in the u.s. won’t get the pick-up lines. I’m glad there’s only one person there I didn’t recognize and the connection of his line. I don’t know how many women would actually be “picked up” with those lines if actually used, though. LOL. But then again if it’s an intellect like Rizal would use as corny line as that, I think it’s still irresistible! So, to borrow from a TV station’s line, “Noon si Jose Rizal, ngayon si Loi Reyes Landicho naman.” Thanks for your witty blogs, Loi. Here’s wishing you more good things in 2012!

25 12 2011
professionalheckler

Happy Holidays and thank you! :-)

25 12 2011
danny

…meri xmas po sa ating lahat.

26 12 2011
PIYA

parental guidance pick up lines… di ko magets hehe
merry christmas!

26 12 2011
jccg

Dami kong tawa dito!!! Mga 80. Ha ha ha! I’m just a first time reader of your blog, but I must say you really are so witty, Sir! Happy Holidays! :)

27 12 2011
Anonymous

I like that one from Manong Johny! I remember a line from a former Mayor’s son from my place, ” Magkano ka?!”

29 12 2011
john

hahahahahahaha

29 12 2011
gino510

Witty and funny.

6 01 2012
cc

just wondering…. bakit hindi kasama si piolo dito?

7 01 2012
Shannel Rae Ilagan Macatangay

hayzzzz………….

11 01 2012
Anonymous

“Andres Bonifacio: Hindi lang cedula ang kaya kong punitin.”

Panalo! Hahaha.

22 01 2012
marlene

i almost fell from my seat reading this… you made day guys!….

24 01 2012
neil carmen,jr.

ang galing ninyo!!!

27 01 2012
Anonymous

Isama mo si Eddie Garcia: Kalabaw lang ang tumatanda.
Vice Ganda: To …. ? Mahirap pulutin ang boses mo …kasi “BAGSAG” he.he.he.

10 03 2012
Anonymous

having more fun reading ur blog than going out on a saturday night. kampay! ;p

23 04 2012
Nonoy

Funny lines! Sumakit ang tyan ko sa katatawa. Of course mas natatawa ako sa pickup line ni Roxas.. Magaling!

2 01 2013
superamie888

Lavet! Ang galing, love your wit and humor!

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