PILIPINAS 2011

14 12 2011

The largest crocodile, the smallest ex-president,
the nastiest feuds, the silliest spokespersons,
the best TV shows, the most overrated people,
the biggest shockers, and more.

Check out who made our list of 2011 newsmakers.

News Story of the Year:
The arrest of former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

Newsmaker of the Year:
Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

Breakthrough Performance – Comedy:
Atty. Ferdie Topacio

Breakthrough Performance – Action:
Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte

Breakthrough Performance – Drama:
Ramona Bautista

Breakthrough Performance – Mystery:
Sen. Panfilo Lacson

Breakthrough Performance – Legal Drama:
Sec. Leila De Lima

Breakthrough Performance – Short Film (LGBT):
Atty. Midas Marquez

Breakthrough Performance – Adventure:
Christopher Lao

Excellence in Writing – Political Thriller:
Elena Bautista-Horn (Put the Little Girl to Sleep)

Excellence in Writing – Medical Drama:
Atty. Raul Lambino

Excellence in Writing – Romantic Comedy:
President Aquino

Most Daring Political Tweet of the Year:
Atty. Edwin Lacierda @dawende: “Noticed how Leftists are so onion-skinned? Tinawag lang (na) perjuicio ang strike, pumuputok ang butchi nila! Mahilig bumanat pero mga pikon pala.”

Most Outrageous Non-Political Tweets of the Year:
Cong. Jules Ledesma @julesled: “To hatid or notThat is the question. Whether tis not yet light tis perhaps my duty… Ulol gust molang rumonda charos. Ganun narin yon echos”

And another…. @julesled: “Dear antok eto doble bayad insomia natin sya­para saddam bukascyan hehe alam ko yaman yaya kandado ng kwarto la na ‘yun”

Everything 2011: The Top Five

Top 5 Shockers (Did anyone see that coming?)
– The arrest of former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
– The impeachment of Chief Justice Renato Corona
– The suicide of Angelo Reyes on President Aquino’s 51st birthday.
– The resignation of Sen. Miguel Zubiri
– KC Concepcion’s revelations on the sad state of her relationship with Piolo Pascual

Top 5 Feuds
- President Aquino and Secretary De Lima vs. Chief Justice Renato Corona and the Supreme Court

- Mayor Sara “The Davao Punch” Duterte vs. Court sheriff Abe Andres

- Atty. Edwin Lacierda vs. leftist rallyists; Atty. Edwin Lacierda vs. Atty. Harry Roque; Atty. Edwin Lacierda vs. Atty. Ferdie Topacio; Atty. Edwin Lacierda vs. Cong. Edcel Lagman, Atty. Edwin Lacierda vs. Elena Bautista-Horn, Atty. Edwin Lacierda vs. Archbishop Emeritus Oscar Cruz, Atty. Edwin Lacierda vs. Atty. Midas Marquez, etc.

- (tie) Cong. Mitos Magsaysay vs. Communication Group’s Ricky Carandang and Abigail Valte / Makati City Mayor Junjun Binay vs. DILG Sec. Jesse Robredo

- Willie Revillame vs. netizens, DSWD, MTRCB and CHR on the ‘Janjan macho dancing’ incident

Top 5 ‘Shut Up Ka Na Please!’
- Elena Bautista-Horn: “May mga nagsumbong po sa amin na mga nasa administrasyon ngayon na meron po silang masamang balakin. Meron sila ngayong ‘Operation Put the Little Girl to Sleep.’ Ni-report na po sa amin ‘yan.”
- Atty. Ferdinand Topacio: “Ipapatanggal ko ang itlog ko kapag ‘di bumalik ang mga Arroyo.”
- Atty. Edwin Lacierda: “Whether they would admit it or not, the PISTON-led transport strike is a dud!”
- Bishop Teodoro Bacani: “’Tong same sex marriage, napapangitan talaga ako. Kadiri. Para tayong gaya gaya puto maya. Laban ito sa salita ng Diyos”
- Annabelle Rama: “Hoy tanga, tangengot, duwag, gusto mo sampalan na lang tayo? Hinahamon kita Nadia magpa-drug test ka! Kumikita ang mga bata, akala mo superstar, pinapa-release n’ya sa akin. Hoy manigas ka! Tanga! Hindi ko ire-release ang anak mo gago! Hina-hunting ka ng may-ari ng bahay hindi ka nagbabayad. Kinuha mo ‘yong mga kama nila, pati mga sofa nila, baboy ka!

Top 5 “That was fast!” Moments
– The impeachment of Chief Justice Renato Corona
– Judge Jesus Mupas’ issuance of an arrest order vs. CGMA
– The engagement of Valenzuela City Councilor Shalani Soledad and Pasig City Rep. Roman Romulo
– Murder suspect Ramona Bautista’s flight to Turkey after being implicated in the murder of her brother
- The Year 2011. Parang kailan lang.

Top 5 ‘What the hell was that?’ Moments
- Bishop Juan De Dios Pueblo’s letter to then President Arroyo: “I hope you will never fail to give a brand new car which would serve as your birthday gift to me.”
- Brgy. Ayala Alabang’s ordinance requiring people who buy condoms to present a doctor’s prescription
- Batangas Governor Vima Santos and the provincial government’s proposal to erect a Hollwood-like structure on Taal Volcano Island
- QC Rep. Winnie Castelo and his Anti-Planking Act of 2011
- Bohol Rep. Rene Relampagos’ proposed measure seeking to name Edsa after former President Cory Aquino

Top 5 Negastarlets
– Mr. and Mrs. Jacinto and Erlinda Ligot
– Maria Ramona Bautista-Bülbüloğlu and Genelyn Magsaysay
- The SUV bishops
– AVE Party List Eulogio ‘Menopausal Bitch’ Magsaysay
– Cat killer Joseph Carlo Candare

Top 5 ‘Almost Famous’ a.k.a.The Andy Warhol Awardees
- Christopher Lao: “I should have been informed. Dapat ininform. ‘Yun lang ‘yun eh.”

- DPWH executives in the altered/Photoshopped image that was uploaded to the DPWH’s official Facebook Like Page

- James Soriano: “Filipino was the language of the streets: it was how you spoke to the tindera when you went to the tindahan, what you used to tell your katulong that you had an utos, and how you texted manong when you needed ‘sundo na.’”

- Amanda Coling: “”Still I have high regards for the Azkals. Sana they bring more glory to the country. Sana matapos na ang issue. But if not, sana justice will be served sa karapat-dapat.”

- The zodiac sign Ophiucus. Akala mo, maniniwala kami sa ‘yo? Ulol.

Top 5 “Bravo!” Moments
– COA Auditor Heidi Mendoza’s testimony on the alleged corruption in the AFP
– The MMDA’s anti-smoking campaign in Metro Manila
– The bayanihan spirit after the onslaught of several typhoons (Pedring, Onyok, Quiel, atbp)
– The Puerto Princesa Underground River as one of the New Seven Wonders of Nature
– Beauty queens Shamcey Supsup and Gwendoline Ruais win, and UP student Danica Magpantay named Ford Supermodel 2011

Top 5 ‘Wanted: Law & Order’ Situations
– The killing of 19 soldiers in Mindanao
– The bombing of a bus along Edsa-Buendia killing at least four and wounding 18. The bombers are still out there!
– The murder/suicide of two teenage males in SM Pampanga
– The brutal rape/murder of two university students: UPLB’s Given Grace Cebanico and Bicol University’s Laesybil Lim Almonacid
– Rampant carjacking (and murder) in early 2011

Top 5 Comebacks
Sen. Panfilo Lacson: “I learned to cook embotido, afritada, adobo, sinigang, and empanada with the help of Google.”
Sec. Mar Roxas: From vice president-wannabe to chief of DOTC
Lintang Bedol: “Hello! Kumusta kayo lahat?”
Nora Aunor
TV5. The station formerly known as the ‘fastest growing network’ is definitely back luring such bankable stars as the Megastar, the Superstar, and the Diamond Star. Isang ‘star’ na lang ang kulang. Si Star Querubin.

Top 5 Going, Going, Gone
– Former Sen. Migz Zubiri
– Former Ombudsman Merceditas Gutierrez
– Those huge, sexy billboards in the metro
– President Aquino’s Porsche
Friendster

Top 5 Superlatives
- NAIA, the world’s worst airport and the fifth most hated
- Lolong, the world’s largest crocodile
- Junrey Balawing, the world’s shortest man alive
- John Gabriel Pelias’ 1.016 GWA – the highest general weighted average achieved by a UP graduate in the last 63 years. He was a math major.
- World’s longest line of coins

Top 5 Favorite Pastime
– President Aquino’s love life-related quips, e.g. “Noong araw regular, naging light, ngayon zero.”
– ABS-CBN’s ‘Gandang Gabi Vice’
– Annabelle Rama’s tweets, tantrums and tirades
– The Buzz’ KC Concepcion interview and Piolo Pascual’s sexuality
– Hilarious posers on Twitter, e.g. @superstarmarian, @ofacialdionisia, @krisaquinoSTD

Top 5  Overrated Things/People
– President Noynoy Aquino
– Ex-AFP bagman-turned-whistleblower George Rabusa
– Philippine Azkals
- Anne Curtis, the recording artist. As i tweeted the other night, ‘You can’t get away with it. Unless you’re Anne Curtis.’
– The blockbuster comedy ‘Praybeyt Benjamin.’ I want a refund.

Top 5 Sports Moments
– The Philippine Dragon Boat Federation’s successful stint in Florida, USA
– Kobe Bryant and the NBA selection vs. UAAP and PBA stars
– David Beckham and the LA Galaxy vs. Philippine Azkals
– Pinoy pugs rule: Manny Pacquiao, Nonito Donaire, Brian Viloria and Ana Julaton
– Gilas Pilipinas places fourth in the FIBA Asia

Top 5 Things on TV Newscasts that Make You Go, “WTF!”
- TV Patrol‘s inane poll question, e.g. (1) “Sa inyong palagay, dapat bang gumamit na lang ng Filipino si Shamcey Supsup sa pagsagot ng tanong sa Miss Universe pageant?” Why, what’s wrong with her English? (2) “Kailangan bang buwisan ang kontribusyon sa SSS, Pag-IBIG at GSIS?” Do you really expect people to say “Yes, feel na feel naming magbayad ng buwis!” Come on.

- Some of Lhar Santiago’s reports on 24Oras that are annoyingly pa-tweetums, e.g. (1) “Louise De Los Reyes malaki nga ba ang crush kay Alden Richards? (2) “Bea Binene extra-close daw ngayon kay Derrick Monasterio.” | WEHHHHH ANO NGAYON?

- The high-pitched Erwin Tulfo.  Galit ka?
- Pa-poging news items, e.g. reports on various events where names of TV executives are enumerated.
- Very minor stories branded as “exclusive.”

Top 5 Hiwalayan
– Sen. Chiz Escudero and wife, Christine Flores
– KC Concepcion and Piolo Pascual
– Tim Cone and Alaska Milk
– Elena Bautista-Horn and logic/reason
– Jinkee Pacquiao and her original face

Top 5 TV Programs (2011)
– State of the Nation
– Minsan Lang Kita Iibigin
– News5 Debates: Hamon sa Pagbabago
– 100 Days to Heaven
– iJuander/Junior Master Chef

Top 5 Likeable (New) Personalities We See on TV
– Miss World First Princess Gwendoline Ruais (smart!)
– Tourism Secretary Ramon Jimenez
– News reporters Saleema Refran and Hadji Rieta
– YouTube discovery Maria Aragon
– Zia Quizon and her music

Top 5 Buzzwords/Catchphrases (Political)
- “All-out justice”
- Area of temporary stay
- Itlog ni Topacio
- Planking
- Occupy

Top 10 Buzzwords/Catchphrases (Non-political)
– Ikaw Na!/You Already!
– Think Before You Click
– Cyberbullying
– Havey/Waley!
- Malaswaaaa!
– Unkabogable
– Nganga!
– Agad-agad?
– “Ako, Budoy”
– Kapatid

Top 5 Photos of 2011: Click here.
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“Transmitted at the speed of light, all events on this planet are simultaneous. In the electric environment of information all events are simultaneous, there is no time or space separating events.”
~Marshall McLuhan

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82 responses

14 12 2011
siyetehan

so true.

angie reyes’ suicide should come as one of the most shocking stories for 2011

15 12 2011
senior60

it was the most shocking talaga,’ yong kina arroyo at corona

naman, we already saw it coming..

14 12 2011
Ging

And what a year it was! Thanks for putting these significant events into its proper perspective. Well, you definitely ain’t the professional heckler for nothing!!

14 12 2011
jharfe

You already!

14 12 2011
dmncdlssnts

Wow! Lahat nang ‘to nangyari within 12 months. Parang ang tagal na nangyari nung iba. Ang bilis talaga ng panahon.

Pupusta ako na sa susunod na taon, maraming ‘end of the world’ related na bagay ang mauuso (hashtags, editorials, tv specials, parties, punchlines, et cetera). Sabi mo nga, #walaLungs

PS.

Sana lubayan na ni Anne ‘yang pagkanta. Kawawa naman ‘yung mga musikerong Pinoy na hindi mabigyan ng break kahit na talentado sila. Mas maging mas matalino pa sana ang Filipino audience.

At sana mas maging ‘convincing’ si PNoy (sa tikas at pananalita).

15 12 2011
Lolz

Don’t blame Anne C; blame the producer Star Records, and her voice teacher (meron ba?). Looking forward to hearing her concert with guest Andrea Bocelli or the ghost of Lucian Pavarotti.

16 12 2011
Trust

Don’t blame Anne; blame the patronizing public who made her album gold or something. Kung di naman tinatangkilik yan, di naman magkakalakas ng loob para mag concert sa Araneta.

17 12 2011
onat725

don’t blame anne, in entertainment industry, voice doesn’t matter, how she entertain us does.

19 12 2011
Anonymous

…naipalabas b dyan s Pinas nung kumanta siya sa Dubai ng “Alone” yata un?

…isang kanta lng paos na siya paano pa kya kpag Araneta na? e2 nman kasing ibang tao e hindi na nagsipag-‘grow’. ayaw yatang tumaas man lang kahit kaunti ung kalidad ng mga pinoy.

14 12 2011
kalokah

tagal na nga ni lhar na ganyan. di pa sikat si vice ganda.

14 12 2011
ovalboy

Mismo! walang kakwenta-kwenta talaga ang mga showbiz news ni Lhar Santiango. Mahilig pa mandin sya magreport ng mga HDNL na mga artista (hanggang doon na lang).
Yes !!! oks na oks nga si Hadji Rieta. Muslim ba sya?
Gusto ko sana eh maging kapatid network si Anna Dizon. Pati na rin si Maritess Bubay…
Merry Christmas PH.

14 12 2011
Lola Nila

ana dizon is ana dizon!

yes! ang gwapo ni hadji rieta. :)

14 12 2011
oakrey

how about mai mislang?? loves ko ang twits nia n immatch sa pix nia, hehehe!

15 12 2011
professionalheckler

Mas Mislang was sooooo 2010. haha she was in my 2010 Year-Ender.

14 12 2011
kalokah

you missed mideo cruz.
the number of news coverage/articles is as many as his death threats. :))

15 12 2011
professionalheckler

he was on my original list of top feuds/fights and what the hell was that. both at no. 6. :-)

14 12 2011
Jop

Ang galing PH!

andaming naganap sa 2011.

mukang di matunog si Kris Aquino ngayon.

hindi ako maka-get over sa news ni Lhar Santiago. hahaha sa gitna ng lahat ng balita….

(1) “Louise De Los Reyes malaki nga ba ang crush kay Alden Richards? (2) “Bea Binene extra-close daw ngayon kay Derrick Monasterio.” | WEHHHHH ANO NGAYON? hahahahaha

14 12 2011
Anonymous

This is the bomb!

14 12 2011
nikko

wahaha! ang galiiiiiing mo heckler! pinatawa mo tlga ako! aprub!

15 12 2011
libertas

Wow. Nice review. Impressive.

So many tears and so much laughter to relive.

Thanks to all those in public service who have been so generous in giving. But could you also return what you took.

Merry xmas to ph – have a well deserved rest. Enjoy the turkey and xmas stuffing!

Merry xmas to everyone else – senior60 : behave at the pensioners party. When the waitress says ‘ breast or thigh’ it is not an invitation.

Am sure 2012 will be a year of peace, love, and prosperity, with plenty for ph to work on!

15 12 2011
senior60

and a happy new year to you libertas and everyone else..

hahaha the waitress will never say ‘breast or thigh’ because
this is a pensioners party or else we will stage a walkout…

libertas, there is no turkey here in pinas, only lechon, in english,
roasted, i’m not sure though, anyway, we have roasted pig,
roasted chicken, roasted calf, but no roasted carabao hehe

and which event made you cry, the piolo-kc split?

15 12 2011
ovalboy

Libertas, waiter ang nagtanong… sabi: “Jumbo Hotdog? Kaya mo ba ‘to? ”
napangiti si Senior ala mona lisa… sabay kurot sa singit ng waiter.

16 12 2011
senior60

ovalboy, if you are talking to libertas, in english please
because isn’t it obvious that he is a foreigner?, so you
better translate your post…

at anong akala mo sa akin, bading? ikaw yata hahaha

16 12 2011
eddibumangon

ovalboy,

mali! si penoy ang tinanong ng waiter ng: “Jumbo Hotdog? Kaya mo ba ‘to? ”

napakamot sa panot si penoy sabay subo. :-)

15 12 2011
ovalgirl

Merry Christmas PH! Keep on heckling.

15 12 2011
Anonymous

Bravo! very imformative sa mga hindi alam ang nangyayari diyan sa Pinas. Keep up the good work!!

15 12 2011
gillboard

great year ender recap heckler.

15 12 2011
Khym D (@KhymaLey)

- Jinkee Pacquiao and her original face – sad… her face was a natural beauty …unfortunately, kani lagi magka-datu-magka-datu… BOTOX will be the substitute… tsk tsk tsk…

Top 10 Buzzwords/Catchphrases (Non-political):

how about this… ‘SOBRA(ng)’ – that always come before an adjective is over used and abused… tuloy nasaan na ang tamang Filipino grammar? people has to go back to elementary to learn FILIPINO subject!

15 12 2011
senior60

before jinkee, si belo muna, the original..

15 12 2011
yofs

Yow olredi, ph! Merry Christmas all! God bless us, everyone! :)

15 12 2011
professionalheckler

the ‘personal crisis’ is at No. 6 barely making it on the list.

15 12 2011
senior60

ok ka talaga mister heckler, pati si star querubin kilala mo,
sino siya?

it’s good to know na kahit die-hard abs ka, nanuod ka rin sa
gma, sabagay, kailangan because of the nature of your chosen
career, tama ba ako sa career? hindi ako sure..

pagpasensyahan na si lhar dahil malapait na yon magiging
senior, senior citizen, nag feeling-feelingan, sa bisaya pa,
papugong sa edad ba..

libertas, for your sake, i would really love to translate into english
‘papugong sa edad’, but sorry i don’t know how to english it…

hikata, please come to my rescue..

17 12 2011
onat725

@senior 60, ‘papugong sa edad’ means age delaying or age denying hehehe

18 12 2011
senior60

salamat onat ha, pero marunong pala si libertas mag tagalog

dahil may language translation software daw siya, tingnan mo

nga naman…

19 12 2011
hikatalomato

ñor, i think the nearest english translation for “papugong sa edad” is: aborted ejaculation

21 12 2011
Anonymous

sabi ng Olay, anti-ageing/age-defying daw.

15 12 2011
k

GALING! :) wala kang kupas, professional heckler!

15 12 2011
moonchild117

“Top 5 Overrated Things/People
– President Noynoy Aquino” –> LOL on this one!

and oo nga ano, where are the ligots na nga ba?

15 12 2011
a solemn punch

Grabeh! Tawa na naman ako nang tawa dito sa office Idol. Seriously. May pagka-ENGOT talaga minsan ang Text poll ng TV Patrol. Taba bang magtanong ng negative question? Like- “Hindi nga ba makatarungan na blah, blah….?” Kaya ang mga posibleng sagot- “Oo, hindi siya makatarungan.” at “Hindi, hindi siya makatarungan.”
Ano ba yun? Pati audience nawiwindang!

15 12 2011
professionalheckler

hahahahaha tama! isa pa ‘yan. or “hindi ba kayo pabor sa inilabas na TRO ng Korte Suprema sa watch list order?” windang ang masang nanonood

15 12 2011
PIYA

WOW , kaw na.. lahat ng ito naganap, pero kaw lang at tanging ikaw PH ang makakapaglahad ng lahat ng ito sa ganitong walang kaparis na galing!

this is not funny, this is brilliant!
i’m pleased to learn na, nakagetover ka din pala kay PUP president at si kristeta ay nawalan ng relevance, salamat, at yung katinuan ni horn, kuya -naging sila ba?
Kaw Na talaga!

15 12 2011
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15 12 2011
Marco Foronda

kumpleto ang rekados, sir! :)

15 12 2011
Bearwin Tol-pu

Sino ka ba hinayupak ka? E ano ngayon kung galit ako? Mano mano na lang tayo. Gusto mo ipatanggal kita sa trabaho. Kilala ko si General Bartolome. Matapang ka lang kasi nasa media ka. (Ayayaay ako pala yun!)
— Erwin Tulfo

17 12 2011
etchosera

Bwahahahahaha!

Ayyyy! Tama po ba ang reaction ko?

19 12 2011
eddibumangon

dis reaction is so 2010…sana merong bago ngayong 2012 :-)

20 12 2011
etchosera

Ay Koya Eddi, di yan magbabago hangga’t walang pagbabago sa Pinas!

Bwahahahahaha!

15 12 2011
senior60

mister heckler, with all honesty and sincerity, nanunuod
ka ba talaga, i mean religiously para masabi mo na
top tv programs ang, minsan lang kitang iibigin, 100 days
to heaven at junior master chef?

15 12 2011
Lolz

Looks like PH is a Kapamilya. No Kapatid shows, but then again he noticed Lhar Santiago, Saleema Refran, Hadji Rieta and “Think Before You Click.”

15 12 2011
libertas

At least 88% of people say ‘ they are facing 2012 with hope’ – pulse asia

The 51% ‘self-assessed poor’ were too busy worrying about the future to answer.

“By the skilful and sustained use of propaganda one can make people see even heaven as hell, or an extremely wretched life as paradise”
Adolf hitler

15 12 2011
senior60

libertas, were you in a hurry to go to the cr that’s why

you made mistakes regarding hitler’s quote?

15 12 2011
libertas

? i think it is right

18 12 2011
senior60

shouldn’t it be ” see even hell as heaven “?

15 12 2011
eddibumangon

Pahabol perfect fail moment:

– Mr. PH for calling the Puerto Prinsesa One of the Seven Wonders of the World, a Bravo Moment.

it was a scam, go google it. ;-)

15 12 2011
senior60

uuyyy eddie, are you serious? kasi nag google kaagad

ako at wala namang sinabi doon anything na it was a scam..

16 12 2011
eddibumangon

On second thought, i suspect na alam na rin ni Mr.PH ito. Siya pa na hindi natutulog at 24 oras nakatutok sa balita. Wala lang talaga madagdag na bravo moment sa pinas.

18 12 2011
senior60

nakita ko na sa link na binigay ni miguel below, hindi ko na
binasa lahat dahil ang haba pero ang masasabi ko ay ganito…

bakit naman sham, in the first place, alam naman ng lahat na
through texting ang one way to vote, tayo pa na texting capital

sabi ni author na attorney na hindi ko nabasa ang pangalan,
na scam daw dahil ano, may bayad daw ang application at
nagkapera si ano, organizer ba tawag doon, siempre naman,
may free pa ba ngayon? sabihin nya, na envious sya…

ang lokong attorney, nanghingi pa ng donation para sa kanyang
gastos sa travel etc. kapal muks mo attorney, ikaw ang malaking
scam, loko, sarap mo kaya batukan

15 12 2011
senior60

si annabelle kung makapagsalita parang hindi galing ampunan,

parang hindi naglalako ng kaldero sa america, parang….ahhh basta

15 12 2011
15 12 2011
libertas

the next ph post will be interesting.
the inside story and all the jokes about the follicly challenged
if this was thailand or a dictatorship – jail for insulting the king

16 12 2011
eddibumangon

These self righteous hypocrites call the enemies of penoy a lot of names, but when their idol is called PANOT, they run amok. Oh pleasssssse, PANOT is the least of the nation’s worries regarding this under-achieving sex starved gun-toting 50-something of a president.

15 12 2011
wuppie

P.S. for Best Performance either on-screen &/or off-Screen should go to ***Piolo Pascual*** – for acting / pretending / thinking that he’s a REAL man.

15 12 2011
pasingit

ang galing mo, ph!
isang taon, nabasa ko sa ilang minuto lang!

at tama ka….
PINAKA-OVERRATED SI PENOY!!
pero, dapat di ba kasama rin ang sis nya?
u know, si… u know!

15 12 2011
Ria

This made my day! HAHAHAH!

15 12 2011
Carlo Andrion (@caloycoyyy)

Na-cute-an siya kay Manong Hadji. Lololol

15 12 2011
miguel

he Puerto Princesa Underground River as one of the New Seven Wonders of Nature
>the “agency” issuing said proclamation/certification is a scam. It has nothing to do with UNEXCO.

Really, it is:

http://www.goseewrite.com/2011/11/new-7-wonders-world-scam-behind-sham/

15 12 2011
libertas

? mistake – where
it is meant to be ‘see even heaven as hell’- is that what you refer to

16 12 2011
Trust

PH, di ko yata nakita si Mo at Rhian sa list :)

16 12 2011
warat

Lagot ka PH, napasubo tuloy si Francine Prieto sa tanong mo…Hahahaha….

16 12 2011
denefeo

Mga top 5 commentators dito sa blog:

Top 5 Paramihan ng comments (always present): 1. senior 60, 2. libertas 3. Anonymous…

Top 5 Paseryosan (di marunong tumawa):1. Libertas, 2 Paul…

Top 5 Mga ‘just now’ bobo’ng commentators (di alam salitang heckle) :
1. The Nephew, 2.

Top 5 sa kaechosan: 1. Lola nila, 2. Echos…

Top 5 sa kabadingan:

17 12 2011
ovalgirl

Walang umabot sa 5 doon sa mga TOP 5 mo.

18 12 2011
etchosera

Bwahahahaha! Galing mo ‘Teh!

sabi nga nung friend ko….. that’s what you call a cane observer!

Bwahahahaha!

18 12 2011
senior60

denefeo, let me explain lang ha, may nabasa kasi ako
somewhere, sabi, one way daw to prevent dementia is
by using the computer, kaya, ” always present ” ako..

and, am i glad i know na how to use the computer, one
advantage is, i need not buy inquirer anymore, ang mahal
kaya kahit anong newspaper ngayon, at most of all, nandito
na lahat, almost anything and everything, ano, pa click-click
lang, at bonus pa, napadpad ako dito kay mister heckler via
a friend…

16 12 2011
ivan

May mga nagsabi dito noon na si Pnoy is a weak leader. Ano na ngayon? He controls the House and is taking Corona head on. And the survey says……..

17 12 2011
ovalgirl

He is still weak.

18 12 2011
senior60

please support your statement girl, kahit mga 1k words lang

2 01 2012
onat725

pnoy is taking corona head on so that he can replace him with his own cj and also control sc like gloria did. he needs an ally. why, can’t he do it on his own? he even put into jeopardy the independence of sc. by the way what the survey said?

17 12 2011
libertas

have told you before. the part of me that is filipina doesnt eat the food or speak the language( but have good language translation software) but i do pay enough tax to keep a few politicians in luxury

18 12 2011
senior60

ganuon? hindi mo kasi sinabi na may language translation
software ka, kung ganuon, hindi ko na pahihirapan sarili ko
sa kaka english..

tungkol sa taxtax bahala ka na sa buhay mo, pareha pala
kayo ni paul, big taxpayers na dapat lang dahil mapera kayo…

17 12 2011
libertas

thanks
very happy to accept on behalf of the charity i help/support – smile – affordable surgery for children with cleft palates. giving a chance in life to others
and that is serious. please donate

25 12 2011
Niyong Gonzales

news story of the year.prez noynoy dancing and exchanging jokes(flirting)with valerie while thousands are dying in a storm in mindanao and visayas,and his spokespersons spoke 4 diff languages trying to defend him.

29 12 2011
theboguspundit

the whole 2011 right here! Awesome. Haha!

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