PARIS

15 08 2011

Paris and the President
Rumors say socialite, hotel heiress and one-time sex video star Paris Hilton will meet with President Aquino in Malacañang. The rumor has prompted Standard & Poor’s, Moody’s, and Fitch to downgrade the Philippines’ IQ.

Internet reports say Paris Hilton will meet with President Aquino. The heiress and the hairless.

Unconfirmed reports say socialite and hotel heiress Paris Hilton will meet with President Aquino. Paris is planning to advise the President to try the Simple Life.

Malacañang has denied rumors that President Aquino will meet with the famous socialite. He’d rather spend time with his Marlboro lights.

Presidential spokesperson Edwin Lacierda clarified that contrary to initial reports, the President will not meet with Paris Hilton… much to the delight of model Georgina Wilson.

GMA’s Condition
Lawyer Raul Lambino was quoted to have said that doctors have advised former President Arroyo to seek medical treatment abroad. Or as critics would call it, asylum.

Substate
The Moro Islamic Liberation Front has proposed the creation of a Muslim “substate” within the republic. Some analysts believe it is actually feasible. If a “substate” worked for Makati City, it could also work for Mindanao.

Migz and Quiboloy
Davao-based Pastor Apollo Quiboloy of the Kingdom of Jesus Christ the Name Above Every Name has endorsed the appointment of former senator Juan Miguel Zubiri as Tourism secretary. There! He just doomed Zubiri’s chances.

Pastor Apollo Quiboloy praised Migz Zubiri for his “vision” and “charisma” making him a potential successor… to Quiboloy himself.

Remember what Audrey Tan-Zubiri told the media after Migz’ resignation? Audrey said, “We are going to make baby No. 3.” Well, guess what! The other night, the couple tried. Unfortunately, Zubiri did not finish; he quit.
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“Wal-Mart… do they like make walls there?”
~Paris Hilton


Quote of the Weak
“I had more panties than shoes. It’s true. I wore black panties. They displayed it and it was good all my panties were black. I had thousands of it.”
– Former First Lady Imelda Marcos

Extra! Extra!
Here’s your bi-monthly horoscope.

Elsewhere
Biz Buzz: ‘Twisting the truth’

PDI: Imeldific at 82

PDI: I found a tooth in my ice cream

You Have Spoken
Kung tatakbong senador sa 2013 si Migz Zubiri, iboboto mo ba siya?
-Pag-iisipan ko muna. Matagal pa naman. 33.88%
-Definitely not! 33.47%
-OO naman! In fairness, marami siyang nagawa! 32.64%

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24 responses

15 08 2011
libertas

paris hilton has just been voted the 7th most hated person in the US , so she should feel at home at malacanang, and will also be on a par with her intellectual sparring partner – pacman.
those 2 would be an instant cure for insomnia.
at least they both have greed in common.

at malacanang, and will also be on a par with her intellectual sparring partner – pacman.
those 2 would be an instant cure for insomnia.
at least they both have greed in common.

15 08 2011
senior60

” the heiress and the hairless” haha ikaw mister heckler ha,

nahawa ka na sa mga posters mo, specifically kay etchos

17 08 2011
etchosera

Loko ka Senior60 ha?

Ano ang palagay nimo saken, sakit na nakakahawa?

Che!

15 08 2011
senior60

re: quote of the weak

ano naman ang kagimbalgimbal doon, kung masmarami

sana ang shoes kaysa panties, yun pa

16 08 2011
hikatalomato

she is hiding cookie monster behind those panties

17 08 2011
etchosera

Bakit Senior, sino ba ang maysabi na kagimbal gimbal yun?

SINO? SINO?

15 08 2011
etchosera

The heiress and the hairless! Bwahahahahaha!

Juicemio! Apt na apt!

Wagi ka talaga PH!

isa pa nga……..Bwahahahahahaha!

15 08 2011
piyaa

LOL with kasamang iyak! Super updated ka talaga ph, imagine pati pagquit ni migz sa baby number three session, informed ka! informed na informed! panalo to!

15 08 2011
libertas

Paris and pacman – the 2 amoebas. Add ‘i dont think’ jinkee, and you have the reasons why people should get an education

15 08 2011
libertos

so ampalaya, so bitter ocampo.

16 08 2011
hikatalomato

agree

15 08 2011
Franco Yumul

hahaha… Da best ka talaga sir heckler.. Congrats pala for being the tatt wordslayer.

The heiress and the hairless… I love it

15 08 2011
rojan88

hahaha ayus ang Makati substate ah. oo nga naman, kasi sa Makati ganito kayo, baka pede rin sa Mindanao ganun sila. hahahaha. nice one there idol PH. :-)

anyways sa mga followers po ni PH, ongoing pa rin ang voting for #TATTAwards. and as of this moment eh leading, at bumabaha ng boto para sa kanya, i just want to INFORM. pero kelangan din po ng tulong nina Tonyo Cruz for Thought Mover and Beth Angsico for The Advocate, sana po tulungan din naten sila. Thanks :-) http://tattoo.globe.com.ph/tattawards/vote

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15 08 2011
kalokah

check this out, 50 cents tweet about third world women – http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/50cent-on-the-third-world-281t

16 08 2011
Pop

Bah, di ganito pagkasulat nito kahapon ah… Buti at inayos…

16 08 2011
libertas

paris has said how much she loves filipino food – balut and durian no doubt.

and how much she loves the pacquios – right.

anyone would think she was here to sell something.

calling manny pacquio president lost her a photo op at the palace.

at least she experienced the national past-time – phone stealing. welcome to the 3rd world

17 08 2011
etchosera

Ano pa ‘Teh? Ano pa?

Sige lang, ilabas mo na lahat ng hinaing mo, para naman sa susunod na post ni PH eh magagandang pangitain naman ang aming mabasa mula sayo.

Kakapagod din kasi, sige ka, baka sabihin ni Senior60, nakakahawa na rin ang pagiging nega mo!

Angst pait pait!

Try mo kayang tumawa kahit minsan lang….. it’ll do wonders saimo!

Do it….NOW NA!

Wag nang maghanap ng pagtatawanan, just face the mirror and for sure, matatawa ka na! Promise!

18 08 2011
libertas

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Political sheep one and all
No freedom of thought, expression or information
A lazy cheating wowowee nation

try showing some intellect and creativity in your
comments. and attack your political masters not me. that is moronic

18 08 2011
senior60

hahaha ako na naman, lagi na lang ako, to borrow from
you etchos…

basta ako, tapos na kay libertas, ano lang yan, kung ano ang
personality ng tao, yun na yun, pero, in fairness kay anon,
marami syang posts na sa kanya ko lang nababasa, at yan
ay kung naiintindihan ko hahaha, sometimes nga, feeling ko
isa syang palace insider or close sila ni lacierda…

20 08 2011
etchosera

naku ‘Teh Libertas, on sekan tot, dafat pala tanggalin yang mirror mirror on the wall sainyo, eh talaga naman palang puro nega ang nakikita mo dyan!

Basagin yan… NOW NA!

Hayyyyy! Aikonanga! Baka mahawa pa ako sayo!

Ang sarap atang maging masaya, no? Bwahahahaha!

17 08 2011
hikatalomato

agree again

18 08 2011
senior60

sige hikata, agree ka ng agree or else wala kang pasalubong…

etchos, ano, nandito ka na ba sa bayan mong sinilangan?

20 08 2011
etchosera

Hi Senior! Opo, dito na ako sa aming munting barrio, masarap ang ihip ng hangin dito sa gitna ng palayan, ibang iba kumpara sa init ng disyerto sa gitnang silangan.

Masasaya ang mga tao dito ….. kasi di sila nagtatrabaho ng 20 hours a day at di nag-eexpect na ma-appreciate ang kanilang efforts.

Sarap talaga ng simpleng buhay lang, ano? Yun bang hindi mo pinoproblema at pinakikialaman ang buhay ng iba na wala namang direktang konek sayo!

21 10 2011
spiritual journey

All round great post.

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