MEMOIRS, ATBP.

17 06 2011

SENATOR PANFILO LACSON plans to write a book when he steps down from office in 2013. Perfect for those who want to kill time!

Sen. Ping Lacson is planning to write a book about his “colorful career” as a cop. But retelling those exploits won’t be easy. It’s torturous.

Reports say Senator Panfilo Lacson is planning to write a book. In it, he said, “sasabihin ko kung saan ako nagtago.” Is he writing a memoir, or coming out with an atlas?

Senator Panfilo Lacson says his book will “set the record straight.” He’s not.

Top 5 Rejected Titles for Senator Panfilo Lacson’s Book

No. 5: Around the World in 365 Days

No. 4: Ang Pumatay ng Dahil Sa ‘Yo

No. 3: The Strange Case of Dr. JeKill and Mr. Hide

No. 2: Bala at Lipstick

And the No. 1 rejected title for Sen. Panfilo Lacson’s book…

Memoirs of A Gay Sha

More Pork
Sen. Panfilo Lacson confirms senators and congressmen will receive additional pork barrel funds from the road users’ tax. Tuwid na daan, anyone?

GMA Sued, Hospitalized
A Protestant group has filed a P5.4-million civil suit against former president Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo for the alleged killing and abduction of its members. The former president has yet to react on the suit although her cervical spine just did.

Pampanga Rep. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo was hospitalized due to severe pain in the neck area. The former president was diagnosed with cervical spondylotic radiculopathy C3-C6 secondary to degenerated discs and osteophytes with severe neural narrowing at C3 C4 C5 C6 left. In layman’s term, karma.

Bad Cops
PNP chief Director General Raul Bacalzo says 133 cops have been sacked for various offenses in the past six months. That’s 133 down; 2000 to go!

La Salle’s Centennial
De La Salle University celebrated its centennial Thursday. La Salle is now 100 years old. If DLSU were a politician, he would qualify for the post of Senate president.

La Salle is now 100 years old. Or as Sen. Loren Legarda would say, “promising.”

De La Salle Univeristy is now 100 years old. I bet it has a rich history.

Postscript to A Scandal
New York Rep. Anthony Weiner has stepped down. That was the hardest decision he’s ever made.

New York Rep. Anthony Weiner has just lost his seat in Congress. He’ll probably lose his wife too.

Cong. Anthony Weiner has just resigned. And Virginia Torres was like, “Don’t look at me!”

Second SONA
Preparations are reportedly underway for President Aquino’s second State of the Nation Address otherwise known as ‘Believe It Or Not.’

Spratlys Dispute
This just in: Amid tensions, China has sent one of its largest maritime patrol ships into the South China Sea. Unfazed, the Philippines is sending Albay Governor Joey Salceda. Bongga!
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“Anyone who believes you can’t change history has never tried to write his memoirs.”
~David Ben-Gurion

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55 responses

17 06 2011
azeroth

kapal ng mukha ni LTO assec.Torres, kaya ang LTO puro baluktot ang daan.

18 06 2011
Paul

If Torres is shameless. what will that make of her patron and shooting buddy that keeps her there

17 06 2011
a solemn punch

Base?

17 06 2011
senior60

very commendable ang hindi pagkuha ni lacson ng kanyang

pork barrel for 10 years, aba, malaking halaga na rin yun, kaya,

kung hindi pa sya na involved sa dacer-cor case, pwede ko ng

pambato sa susunod na presidential election, bihira lang yata

ang who will not succumb to the pork barrel especially so na

legal money naman ito

17 06 2011
senior69

if you are receiving millions and millions of drug money, what do you need your pork barrel for?

18 06 2011
senior60

now, granting that your allegation is true, my goodness, money is money,
even if you have already billions, the more you have, the more you’d want…

kaya salute pa rin ako kay lacson for not availing of his pork barrel…

19 06 2011
etchosera

Gagah talaga yan si Ate Pingping Lechon!

Pwede pang litsunin yang mga pork barrel, tinanggihan nya?

19 06 2011
senior69

@etchosera: Juicemio! Mais na mais talaga ‘te.

17 06 2011
senior60

mister heckler. you continue to amaze me with your quotes,

i mean, you can easily find one that is suited to your every

topic, galinggaling mo…

19 06 2011
ces

i concur!

17 06 2011
senior60

at dahil sabi mo mister heckler na lacson is not straight,

so, ano sya, crooked? hehe

19 06 2011
etchosera

May tama ka jan Senior!

Kung congressman naman siya……siya ay isang crooked-ile, divaneng?

17 06 2011
ako to

ANIMO!

17 06 2011
rojan88

hahaha. the best ka talga idol, galing nung Lacson part. hehehe. sna sa book meron din title na “Panfilo Palaypay”. hehehe.
Pati ung kay GMA, ang haba ng medical term, KARMA lng pala. hahahaha.
keep it up idol. IKAAAAAWWWWWW ANG BIDA. The best ka eh. hehehe

http://rojan88.wordpress.com

17 06 2011
markpere2010

“The former president was diagnosed with cervical spondylotic radiculopathy C3-C6 secondary to degenerated discs and osteophytes with severe neural narrowing at C3 C4 C5 C6 left. In layman’s term, karma.”
-> you really rock, idol PH! Si Dr. Juliet Cervantes uli ang doktor nila. I remember how she gave regular updates about Mike Arroyo’s health nung nagkarron sya ng aneurysm back in 2007.

17 06 2011
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18 06 2011
renxkyoko

Isn’t the Philippines going to protest regarding the Spratley dispute ? My dad is hyperventilating about this. …. says the country is being bullied…… just boycott China products… it’s doable. Sorry, this response is kinda serious, hahaha.

18 06 2011
hikatalomato

if we boycott chinese products we will be starving and we will walk the streets naked.

19 06 2011
etchosera

Ayyyyyy! gusto ko yan Hikata!

Matagal ko nang gustong gawin yan….. hindi yung starving ha?

Ahah ahah ahah!

18 06 2011
libertas

since p-noy is a large part chinese there will be no retaliation or boycott – especially of his favourite chinese restaurants.
he was in one this week. how stupid and insensitive.

20 06 2011
senior60

nagtataka naman ako sa iyo libertas, bakit ba alam mo

ang mga pangkaraniwang lakad ni noynoy na parang hindi

naman na diyaryo, hindi kaya you are under his employ?

18 06 2011
clairedf

Public Warning: Huwag po kayong magpapaluto sa Claire Dela Fuente restaurant sa may Seaside ha… magnanakaw po sila don.. garapal kung magbawas sa paluto… ingat lang po mga kaibigan….

18 06 2011
professionalheckler

hahaha natawa naman ako dito. haven’t been there. paano ba ang sistema sa mga ganyan? u choose then they cook?

18 06 2011
senior60

hahaha sigurado isa kang empleyado doon na pinatalsik dahil
alam mo ang kalakaraan…

siguro ganito, order ka ng isang kilong shrimps para ipaluto pero
ang lulutuin 3/4 lang, ganuon…

19 06 2011
eddibumangon

clairedf,

nabasa ko rin itong exact comment mo sa philstar. bakit ka ba galit sa restaurant na yun? di kaya kakumpetensya ka lang kaya naninira ka?

19 06 2011
etchosera

Bwahahaha! kakagulat naman itong comment ni clairedf!

Parang wala lang, parang at this very moment, naisipan nya lang gusto nyang manira ng negosyo…….ganun!

18 06 2011
bob

If it was due to karma, then Gloria’s suffering pales in comparison to that of Cory’s. Ngayon sino ang mas masama?

La lang…

19 06 2011
senior69

Sana may like button po dito.

19 06 2011
Loidski

dude, it’s called HUMOR!

18 06 2011
libertas

Sona
P-noy’s draft notes

What a year. What a laugh.

New sports car, a ride in a rolls-royce and my own helicopter.

Dates galore. Power not only corrupts but attracts the women, and all reporters are young and beautiful – especially in singapore. A few dogs in malacanang sheep corps but working on that.

Personal wealth increased dramatically. And the cojuangco-aquino monopoly is now unstoppable. Sugar sweet. Hacienda luisita, baby.

Hot dogs in new york, burgers in brunei, lifelong discount at jollibee. Yum yum

Playing soldier and shooting guns. I love letting off my 12 bore (boasting again) with torres and puno. Virginia even cleans it for me afterwards. No chance in sacking her.

Personal stylist and dresser – more to the left – ooh aah. Hehe. No dominic strauss-kahn problems here.

Public videoke performances. Am quite the gooner – oops i mean crooner. Freudian slip.

And smoking to my hearts content. No smoking ban for mr marlboro.

And i sacked a weatherman. Am so macho. Hehe

And noone asked me if i was gay. The skeleton and me stay in the closet. And my dear ping is back from his holiday.

The porkers in the senate proved easy to buy off. They will do anything for more pork.

Life doesnt get any better.
Hope you have had a good year. See you in 12 months.

Must go. Josh and i have a date with playstation.

Only 5 more years until retirement.
My advice to my people – make sure you have a good retirement plan and payoff

Or become an army general.

18 06 2011
senior60

si shooting buddy torres ba ay tomboy? sa palagay mo etchosera..

19 06 2011
etchosera

Hindi ah!

maski itanong mo pa kay Aiza!

20 06 2011
senior60

ah ok, ok na ako sa sagot mo, hindi na kailangan ang

opinion ni aiza sa kadahilanan na, saan ko naman sya

cocontakin

18 06 2011
eddibumangon

just when i thought that i was so over and done with middle aged men, comes this anthony weiner and turn me on. :-(

19 06 2011
senior60

uuuyyyy etchosera, bading pala si eddi? ppssssst huwag masyadong

maingay at baka marinig tayo, ni eddi hahaha

19 06 2011
senior69

you got a problem with badings, senior60?

19 06 2011
eddibumangon

senior,

which part of my previous posts gave indications or even hinted that i am not?

19 06 2011
etchosera

you mean….. you really like his weiner, dontcha?

Okey lang yang mga middle age Koya……kesa naman from the middle ages.

O diva?

19 06 2011
Paul

Funny and right on target

20 06 2011
eddibumangon

you are soooooooo right etchos. he’s soooooooooo full of manly sex appeal that i forgot my motto, “no one above 31″.

btw, i believe that he did nothing wrong. i mean minus the initial lying about it. nasa legal age naman lahat ng pinadalhan niya ng pics, anong masama doon? at wala naman ‘atang nag-complain…kung meron man, si mai mislang yun dahil hindi siya na kasama sa distribution list. (mais ba?) :-)

21 06 2011
Anonymous

Ayyyyy! Come to his weiner’s defense talaga ang drama ni Koya Eddi!

Napadalhan ka rin ba?

If not, i-forward ko na lang sayo yung pinadala nya saken.

Aiko sa kanya, no?

Hmmmmp!!

18 06 2011
R. Gerochi

Comments really touched my funny bones !!!

18 06 2011
eddibumangon

“The former president was diagnosed with cervical spondylotic radiculopathy C3-C6 secondary to degenerated discs and osteophytes with severe neural narrowing at C3 C4 C5 C6 left. In layman’s term, karma.”

Mr. PH, following this line, what do you think was the greatest sin that Cory committed to deserve her karma? Cancer ang tumama sa kanya eh!

19 06 2011
senior69

Kamag-anak, Inc.

19 06 2011
Paul

Just review her presidential record and go to Hacienda Luisita to see how the workers live and maybe that will explain it. … and all those natural and man-made calamities during her term seemed somebody so powerful was so angry

20 06 2011
Anonymous

OO nga. Pinatubo eruption, earthquake in Baguio, flood in Ormoc, the lahar flow afterwards…

19 06 2011
eddibumangon

Kay Marcos-lupus,Erap-sakit sa tuhod, Cory-cancer, Ramos- hmmmmmmm, ano kaya?, GMA-leakage…in fairness ha, mas maganda na lang karma ni Erap.

19 06 2011
Anonymous

matagal na ang sakit ni marcos world war II pa lupus is an autoimmune disease nakuha nya ito dahil sa death march.paki research mo ng mabuti ha!

20 06 2011
senior60

ang sinabi lang naman ni eddi na ang sakit ni marcos, lupos, period….

hindi naman specified na kailangan ang karma ay resulta galing sa
kanilang pagiging presidente…

20 06 2011
eddibumangon

thank you, senior. i chose not to reply to Anonymous, who’s obviously a Marcos follower, in deference to Apo’s “27 war medals”. :-)

19 06 2011
senior60

mister heckler, pa ot lang ng maikli…

” Don’t intrude into our water ” for the first time, ngayon

pa lang ako humanga sa pahayag ni noynoy, ganyan dapat,

kahit wala tayong armas, makuha sa discussion…

19 06 2011
senior69

Yun lang, humanga ka na? Ang dapat mo hangaan si mai mislang.

19 06 2011
Anonymous

ang sakit ni marcos matagal na bago pa sya maging presidente.

20 06 2011
CRV

Kay FVR lifetime ang parusa. Imagine having Ming Ramos right next to you every single day of your life. Tapos pag wala si Ming si Baby Arenas naman. Parehong mummified. Si erap may laarni na pang tangal sawa sa mukha ni loi.

20 07 2011
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