UNANIMOUS

8 05 2011


I WAS LIVE TWEETING during the Pacquiao-Mosley fight. Sharing you some of my tweets here:

If Sugar Shane Mosley were poverty, the Philippines would be a First World country by now!

All three judges scored the fight for Manny Pacquiao. It was a unanimous boredom.

You knew the bout would be lackluster… when Manny Pacquiao declared three days ago that he wanted to fight poverty instead.

Online reports say Jinkee Pacquiao was wearing a pair of 7-million peso dangling earrings during Manny’s fight. That only proved one thing. Like Manny, Jinkee hates poverty!

Sugar Shane Mosley and Manny Pacquiao had only nice words for each other after the fight. Mosley said Pacquiao was “fearless.” Pacquiao said Mosley was “friendly.”

To give you an idea of how lame Sugar Shane Mosley was, Manny Pacquiao‘s wife Jinkee was a hot trending topic on Twitter worldwide, Mosley was not.

By Round 5 the MGM Grand Garden Arena spectators started booing. The fight was mosley Manny.

By Round 6, it was all over… but the concert.

By Round 11, Mosley’s face was hardly recognizable; Pacquiao’s face was hardly affected. And Jinkee’s face hardly moved.


Manny Pacquiao won via unanimous decision against American Sugar Shane Mosley. And his critics ask: If he failed in knocking out Mosley, how do we expect him to knock out poverty?

Ten minutes after the fight, GMA7’s telecast started… giving Sugar Shane Mosley another crack at Manny. He still lost the fight. Sayang!

Interviewed on dzBB, Presidential Communications Secretary Herminio Coloma said, “Ang panawagan ni Manny ay magkaisa tayo. Dapat nating sundin ang panawagang ito.” You first.

Manny Pacquiao wore yellow gloves and blue trunks. The Samar Group hated it.

During the 12-round bout, it wasn’t Sugar Shane Mosley who posed a threat to Manny. It was that careless referee.

Manny Pacquiao’s next assignment? Probably, Juan Manuel Marquez. Sugar Shane Mosley’s next assignment? Probably a San Miguel Beer commercial.

After Pacquiao’s win over Sugar Shane Mosley, people started to ask, “Who will be next for Manny?” Well, that’s easy. Who’s aging?

“Dear Sugar Shane Mosley,
What the hell was that?
You hardly fought.
Who do you think you are, the Lakers?”
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“Boxing is the toughest and loneliest sport in the world.”
~Frank Bruno

Heavy Downpour
As I write this, it’s raining hard here in Makati City. Just last week, temperatures reached record highs. Now there’s a storm. I hate you MAY WEATHER! #pacmanforever


In Memoriam
BREAKING NEWS: At 6AM today, May 9 (Manila time), the 2010-2011 season of the L.A. Lakers expired. The coaching staff tried to revive it to no avail. The team succumbed to complications associated with old age and “trust issues.” The bereaved family of owner Dr. Jerry Buss would like to thank the Lakers community for their unwavering support. In lieu of brooms, ridicule, and mockery, the team is asking for prayers.

Thank you Lakers for the 2010-2011 memories. I’ll always be your No. 1 fan. “For good times & bad times, I’ll be on your side forever more… ”

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64 responses

8 05 2011
timpaul

ehemmm!

8 05 2011
timpaul

Parang may galit sa lakers a!

8 05 2011
anon

my grandmother throws harder punches than mosley.

10 05 2011
etchosera

Weeeiiiianongayon?

May 20 million dollars ba ang lola mo?

Ahihihihihi!

Juicemio Anon! Kung anik anik na lang!

8 05 2011
Baidu

Wow bilis ni PH!

8 05 2011
promdi

Yeah, ’twas a lousy, humdrum fight, if at all;almost strictly for the birds!
the knockout we rooted for didn’t happen so that made the bout uneventful. and now, what happens to the soul of Manny’s fight which is Poverty? Easy…! his bounty for this Mosley encounter is said to be another 1billion php point something. if he’d give away 1M to each poverty stricken pinoy to get out of indigence pronto, say at least 50million of us, the crumbs would be still more than enough to prop his B-title to fame. Kaya nya yun? but we mean it! Hindi nga!

9 05 2011
danny

If he gives 1M each to 50M people, that’s a total of 50 Trillion pesos.

10 05 2011
etchosera

ayyyy! may katabi palang casio calculator si danny!

ahihihihihihi!

8 05 2011
phreddox

I woke up early just to to see Pacman fight Sugar Shane Clottey? Bah humbug!

8 05 2011
Theo

i think mosley just went there to show up and collect his money.congrats pacman! and we still hate you MAY WEATHER!

8 05 2011
anon

Bread and circuses for the romans.
Pandesal and boxing for the filipinos.
Bulgari and tiffany for jinkee and krista.
A payday for san miguel.
A busy night for prostitutes.
Free trips for 100 congressmen.
A photo op for p-noy.
Poverty and cock- fighting will resume as normal tomorrow.
Civilisation will have to wait a lot longer.

8 05 2011
promdi

@anon, i really love your odium and angst… they’re admirably constant. and i hear u, in fairness!

9 05 2011
etchosera

as in…. angst pait pait talaga!

Anong odium? What he needs is imodium para mailabas lahat ng pait na yan….NOW NA!

9 05 2011
NoyNoy

And bitterness for anon. bwahahaha!

8 05 2011
anon

p-noy said pacman represented the ideals of filipinos.
did he mean wear yellow, sing badly, and be a greedy and lazy politician.
an aquino clone in the making.
lunch at malacanang next week. finger food only. knives and forks a bit too sophisticated.

8 05 2011
coachred

ouch…truth hurts.

9 05 2011
Paul

Pacquio got out of extreme poverty through hard work and determination. This makes him always bigger than PNoy. He may not be as educated as you and me but he taught many Filipinos some good lessons about life. I do agree that wearing yellow gloves was in poor taste if the motive was to please a guy much smaller than he is having no serious accomplishment at age 50.

9 05 2011
esa

Yes! Manny Pacquiao is his own person. Through extreme poverty, his mother Dionisia raised him well…And that says a lot about many ivy-leaguers and snooty rich…

9 05 2011
anon

point taken

9 05 2011
Brixter

@Paul. Agree ako sa iyo

9 05 2011
Centrino

I agree with you.

8 05 2011
the piaya

I hate you MAY WEATHER! >hahahahaa! sapul!

8 05 2011
dan

…congrats manny!!! mabuhay ang mga pinoy!!!

8 05 2011
Anonymous

fight poverty? we cant even watch the fight sa pinas ng libre…
fight poverty? donate nya nga yung napanalunan nya sa mahihirap?

9 05 2011
nong

poverty and prayers before the fight
concert and ball room after the fight.
ehmm… ayoss na naman ang buto buto

8 05 2011
diane

when mosley was knocked-down by pacquiao, where was ll cool j?
and how did mosley’s ‘momma’ reacted? hehe

imperness ha, yung earrings ni jinkee na worth 7M, kumikinang, nagre-reflect yung yellow gloves ni manny! color to fight poverty! =P

9 05 2011
Paul

This is the first time in history that color is used to fight poverty. This must be as effective as a charlatan’s spell. Poverty is only eradicated by concrete measures like returning the land to the peasants in case of feudal land holdings, dispensing opportunities based on merits and not to classmates and friends and leadership based on great vision and hard work and not on pedigree and speedy drives. That of course if the Catholic Church will not get in the way to protect its tax-free privileges.

9 05 2011
theoloniousfunk

I’ll say this time and again.

Manny Pacquiao is to professional boxing what John Cena is to the WWE.

Predictable – and boring!!!

Small wonder many former fans of the sweet science are switching to MMA

9 05 2011
esa

It wasn’t Manny’s fault that the fight was boring… Mosley, after getting knocked out at the 3rd round just went on with the fight for the money just taking care that he doesn’t go down in history as having been knocked-out by Manny. Manny for money ang laban ni Mosley after the 3rd round. Manny went there to fight clean…we should all be proud of our Manny Pacquiao.

9 05 2011
esa

Sorry, I meant, “Mosley, after getting knocked down at the 3rd round just went on with the fight for the money just taking care that he doesn’t go down in history as having been knocked-out by Manny. Manny for money ang laban ni Mosley after the 3rd round. Manny went there to fight clean…we should all be proud of our Manny Pacquiao.”

10 05 2011
senior60

hindi boring ang wwe at mma kundi, super boring,

at, may pera ba doon…

9 05 2011
senior60

whatever, congratulations manny

9 05 2011
nong

its the spectators woh want the bull dead

congrat.. pera din yan
parang ocw si money
hanap ng pera.. si hanap ng trabajo..
yon ang dapat.. ma gulang…

10 05 2011
hikatalomato

ñor, perhaps you now believed that big fights are rigged. and the reason pakyaw is on top because the mafia says so.

11 05 2011
senior60

hikata, alam mo ba kung bakit natatalo mga kalaban ni manny?

ahhh hindi pa pala dahil hindi ko pa nasabi….ganito kasi yun, ang mga kalaban kasi ni manny, intimidated na even before the fight starts, na
mumutla na hindi pa man nag-umpisa ang boxing…. as simple as that

9 05 2011
Boy Dapa

Nakita ko ang meltdown ng Lakers kanina. Well, if you remember my comment before, I was rooting for Spurs vs. Celtics (I’m a Celtics fan). Pero mukhang tagilid din ang manok ko.

Di man naka-3-peat ang Lakers ngayon, naka-3-peat ka naman sa Blog awards. And I’m looking for your Four-ward :)

9 05 2011
mimi

napapansin nyo ba si aling dionisia pag may fight si manny…. bakit para syang witch? yes, we all know she’s praying kaya lang… parang kakaiba ang aura nya eh.basta iba.. she’s manny’s lucky charm/witch

10 05 2011
etchosera

Witch ka dyan!

Artista na, singer pa…. tapos ngayon witch naman?

Ay witchikels!

9 05 2011
Dirk Nowitzki

Condolences to your 3-peat hopes.

9 05 2011
Brixter

PH, wala ka pic ng asungot ni Manny this time ah? As usual, nasa likod na naman ni Manny si Chavit. <>

9 05 2011
amateur heckler

my condolences PH. maybe you should make another blog….How Sweep It is.

9 05 2011
TOMADOR

Good Job Manny, in spite of it all you still won the fight..

can’t say the same thing with the Lakers though LOL

9 05 2011
Maxlip

Condolence, PH! May the Lakers be resurrected next year.

9 05 2011
bostonceltics

hindi na pinag-uusapan ngayon ang laban ni manny. kung me boxing, sigurado, titignan ng tao kung ano nagbago sa mukha ni jinkee.

9 05 2011
azeroth

haha sweep

9 05 2011
anon

commiserations to laker fans!!

congratulations to manchester united – only a formality now

9 05 2011
etchosera

Gay-weather showed his/her/its true colors when he/she/it preferred Lady Gaga instead of watching that bout.

Ayyyyy!

9 05 2011
Peter Lazo

Lakers lost in part because of the selfish play of Bryant. They just melted down.

9 05 2011
Memphis_Na_Ako

Hindi ko alam kung bakit nagrereklamo pa mga tao. Nung umpisa pa lang sinabi na bakit si Mosley ang kakalabanin e matanda na yun.

Ang gusto nyo ba lahat ng kalaban ni Pacquiao e patayin nya. Brutal na yung sport. Hindi na kelangan gawin mas brutal pa. He won. That’s what matters. And I don’t think there is anyone left for him in the sport. Time to hang up the gloves Manny. Mayweather won’t fight you.

9 05 2011
phreddox

soz andami gusto ivolunteer winnings ni manny eh di naman sila yung nakipagbasagan ng mukha. yun lang.

10 05 2011
karaangbugoy

Korek!

10 05 2011
opm songs

The fight wasn’t as boring after watching it the second time around (with Top Rank commentators). During my first viewing, those SKY SPORTS brit commentators were really emphasizing how boring the fight was. Palibhasa nandun si Hatton.

I was having fits in my sleep and dreamt that my beloved Lakers lost 98-96. When I woke up, the actual score was even worse.

Nightmare.

10 05 2011
talo si ph

hahahaha, talo ang lakers ph, laos na talaga yung team mo, biro mo tinalo lang nang underdog.hehehe

10 05 2011
bostonceltics

kala ko mavericks vs clippers ang naglaban. pero ang galing ni bynum. kita mo yung siko ke barrea, first rate ang dating. tamang-tama para sa professional wrestling.

10 05 2011
senior60

nakakaiyak naman ang ” In Memoriam” mo mister heckler,

pero at first glance, akala ko si coach ang namatay

10 05 2011
Anonymous

waaaa talo ang lakers

11 05 2011
senior60

ano ba naman kayo, hanggang sa kahulihulian kinaawaawa

ninyo si mister heckler, hindi na nga umimik eh

10 05 2011
Anonymous

yellow kasi ang suot ng lakers. yellow means loser.lol.

11 05 2011
phreddox

yan ang heckling heheh

11 05 2011
derdo

You know, during a GMA7 interview of Jinkee P, I thought she was Dyan Castillejo!

12 05 2011
professionalheckler

she really looks like mommy d! pareho pa silang d. :-)

11 05 2011
als85

go go go! Miami
sori PH talo ang lakers! better luck next time..hehe

12 05 2011
noynoy aquino

watch out for bynum on UFC.hahaha. lakers laos parang si noynoy yung ratings bumababa.hahahaha

13 05 2011
zoan

di ko napanood ang fight nila, kahit ang replay man lang :D but then again, do I need to watch it to know who will win? LOL

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