OSAMA IN THE DEEPEST

3 05 2011


MAY 1, 2011: AL QAEDA leader Osama bin Laden was killed in an operation in Abbottabad, Pakistan by US elite forces. Delighted by the successful operation, President Obama ordered the implementation of a salary increase for soldiers in June instead of July.

The whole world is talking about the death of terror leader Osama bin Laden. After last week’s Royal Wedding, Osama’s death is considered as another momentous global event… so huge that Merceditas Gutierrez thought of re-quitting her post yesterday.

In a statement following the death of Osama bin Laden, President Aquino called on the public “to remain vigilant and united in pursuing peace, pluralism, and collective efforts at security.” And then he blamed Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo for the growth of al-Qaeda.

Reports say US forces have buried slain al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden at sea… to the disappointment of his family and loyal supporters who were demanding that he be buried at the Libingan ng mga Bayani.

Within 24 hours after his death, Osama bin Laden was reportedly buried at sea. S-L-N. Sumalaot nawa.

Osama bin Laden has been buried. Unfortunately, only one Filipino was able to attend the funeral. She was bin Laden’s yaya for 14 years.

Osama bin Laden is dead. In a statement, Joseph Estrada said he has forgiven bin Laden.


Osama bin Laden is dead. Terrorists all over the world are now collecting relics of the slain terrorist leader in preparation for his beatification next year.

Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden was killed inside a fortified compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan. Elite American forces reportedly found a laptop inside the terror leader’s room. They confirmed it was owned by bin Laden because the computer history revealed he had been searching Google for tips on how to cook camel afritada, goat menudo, and sheep embotido.

Unconfirmed reports say days before he got killed, Osama bid Laden was asked by the Saudi government to go back home. Had he returned, he would have been offered a post in government – DILG secretary.

Osama bin Laden’s death has been confirmed. And Cesar Purisima was like, “Buti pa ‘yon.”

Donald Trump was overjoyed when he heard that the United States of America have killed terror leader Osama bin Laden. He noted that what George W. Bush failed to do as an American was accomplished by his successor, a Kenyan.

British Prime Minister David Cameron said Osama bin Laden’s demise would “bring great relief to people across the world”. For more than a decade, bin Laden has terrified many Britons. With his death, Brits would only have to deal with the terrifying hats of Princess Beatrice.

Osama bin Laden, the world’s Most Wanted Man is officially dead. That’s bad news for the world’s Second Most Wanted Man.

When news of Osama bin Laden’s death first came out, nobody believed it… except for Philippine Star columnist Carmen Pedrosa.

Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Ladenn was finally located after a 10-year manhunt. There’s still hope for our local police. Roselle Jakosalem Peñas has only been missing for 20 days.

Briefly Noted
The month of May started with the news of Osama bin Laden’s death. It will end with the news of Friendster’s demise. Sad news for their followers.
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“We love death. The US loves life. That is the difference between us two.”
~Osama bin Laden

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27 responses

3 05 2011
lambornos

They confirmed it was owned by bin Laden because the computer history revealed he had been searching Google for tips on how to cook camel afritada, goat menudo, and sheep embotido.

… the best talag ka PH….

3 05 2011
anon

burial at sea – after a high dive from 30,000 feet. a snack for the sharks. appropriate.
maybe binay could recommend this for marcos.

3 05 2011
The Lady in Green Ruffles

sir heckler…there’s a typo “24 ours after”

3 05 2011
etchosera

Jaena Kuh!

3 05 2011
anon

is he really dead
was he exchanging cooking tips with lacson
did he get an invite to the royal wedding
who was his hair stylist
guess we will never know unless carmen pedrosa has the answers

3 05 2011
hikatalomato

skynet got bored of this bastard that it tipped the americunts of his whereabouts.

3 05 2011
etchosera

hmmmmp!

3 05 2011
anon

bin laden r.i.p – remain in purgatory

“Justice can only be served when the Lady
puts down her scales, takes off her blind
fold and picks up a machine gun.” -
anonymous

4 05 2011
senior60

sino pa babarilin ni lady kung kinain na ni shark ang target

3 05 2011
Worried Pinoy

Im just wondering why the US Government did not released any picture of a dead Osama…

5 05 2011
Pongster

A bloodied picture would only enrage his followers and increase motivation to retaliate.

Same with having him buried traditionally. The burial place would be a shrine and rallying point for devotees. Hence, the burial at sea. Within 24 hours so as not to offend our Islamic brethren.

5 05 2011
Wilma Santos

. . . did not release . . .

The US Gov’t. will do so, they are studying it. Maybe when emotions (from both sides) have subsided to tolerable levels.

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3 05 2011
amateur heckler

kala ko nga headline would be “OBAMA WHACKS OSAMA”.

3 05 2011
oman

OBAMA BIN LADEN? WTH FOX NEWS!

3 05 2011
karaangbugoy

“Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden was killed inside a fortified compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan. Elite American forces reportedly found a laptop inside the terror leader’s room. They confirmed it was owned by bin Laden because the computer history revealed he had been searching Google for tips on how to cook camel afritada, goat menudo, and sheep embotido.”

Highly unlikely. Wala daw internet sa kanyang bahay. Kuripot!

3 05 2011
diane

“When news of Osama bin Laden’s death first came out, nobody believed it… except for Philippine Star columnist Carmen Pedrosa.” — hahaha!

3 05 2011
danny

…na-praning na ung mga tao kay binladen.

…nung buhay pa siya kinatatakutan, ngayong patay na, kinatatakutan pa rin?

3 05 2011
etchosera

talaga? di nga?

8 05 2011
phreddox

Bin Laden zombie!

3 05 2011
chiki_me

di kaya inspired ng transformers ang pagbury kay Bin Laden sa dagat?

3 05 2011
etchosera

hayyyy!

5 05 2011
senior60

bakit lazy ka ngayon, masakit puson mo?

4 05 2011
senior60

kung mag retaliate man mga galamay ni bin laden, siempre

hindi muna ngayon, later na lang pag humupa na ang lahat

4 05 2011
rosa

had a good laugh!

but please, do not disrespect the Blessed John Paul.

4 05 2011
hikatalomato

i remember during john paul’s management, the holy family, inc. paid million of dollars in settlements in order to absolve pedopriests from jail time

i think the same pedopriests are the ones lobbying for his sainthood. expression of gratitude? maybe

4 05 2011
juan obie

“Osama bin Laden is dead. Terrorists all over the world are now collecting relics of the slain terrorist leader in preparation for his beatification next year.”

HAHAHA! Ayos na ayos ‘to! Panalo!

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