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24 04 2011

Aquino & Cruz
President Aquino still refuses to comment on Archbishop Emeritus Oscar Cruz’ advice for him to stay single. When it comes to romance, the President listens to Mother Mary – the only virgin he trusts.

Easter Message
In his Easter Sunday message, CBCP president and Tandag Bishop Nereo Odchimar called on the public to “not be selfish as to deprive others of their right to live.” And then, in his personal Easter text message to Archbishop Cruz, he asked him to “not be selfish as to deprive Noynoy of his right to love.”


Maundy Thursday
President Aquino and his Cabinet staged a modern version of the Last Supper last Thursday. DSWD Secretary Dinky Soliman fed the apostles. Executive Sec. Paquito Ochoa drank all the wine.

Easter Sunday
The Philippine National Police and the NBI played Easter egg hunt on Sunday. As expected, they failed to locate the eggs.

Visita Iglesia
With more than 130,000 page views, the CBCP’s Visita Iglesia website was a huge hit. That’s not surprising though since it’s the only place where Catholics could mute or stop a bishop during a sermon.

According to the CBCP, more than 130,000 joined Visita Iglesia online. Catholics actually liked the experience. They had the chance to reflect between tweets.

Pacquiao’s Single
Sarangani Rep. Manny Pacquiao is training hard to punish Sugar Shane Mosley on May 7. But before that, he is set to punish us all with the global release of  “Sometimes When We Touch” on April 28.

Singer/songwriter Dan Hill says Many Pacquiao’s recording of “Sometimes When We Touch” “was like wow!” To put that in perspective, Hill was paid millions of dollars  in royalty.

Congressman Manny Pacquiao is releasing the single “Sometimes When We Touch” globally on April 28. Your days are numbered… Rebecca Black!

Bieber Blunder
During a concert in Malaysia last April 21, international teen pop star Justin Bieber greeted the crowd, “Hello Manila!” To be fair to Justin, he thought he was in Sabah.
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“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
~Emo Philips

April 24th
On this day in…

1982: Kelly Clarkson was born. The attending physician said Kelly was in her element. And her first cry… was perhaps the best cry of the night in that hospital. She really made it her own.

1942: Barbra Streisand was born. Baby Barbra weighed 5 lbs… and that was her nose alone!

1998: ABC confirmed that it was canceling the TV series “Ellen.” Ellen DeGeneres then met with GMA 7’s Felipe Gozon for a possible transfer but TV5’s Manny Pangilinan had a better offer.

2005: Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger was inaugurated as the 265th Pope of the Roman Catholic Church. After the inauguration, he went straight to a street party and performed on stage with his college friends.

2005: Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger was inaugurated as the 265th Pope. Everyone was invited to the inaugural… except for Chief Justice Renato Corona.

2005: Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger was inaugurated as the 265th Pope of the Roman Catholic Church. The event started a bit early so the Vatican had to ask Noel Cabangon to sing a couple more songs.


You Have Spoken
Ano ang reaksyon mo sa rekomendasyon ng Ombudsman na kasuhan sina Bolante, Lorenzo, atbp kaugnay ng fertilizer fund scam?
Puwede na rin ‘yon. At least, kakasuhan. 25.27%
Bakit ngayon lang? Huli na! Gimmick lang ‘yan. 69.35%
Wala akong pakialam. 5.38%

Bonus!
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41 responses

24 04 2011
oman

bieber is a big joke!

24 04 2011
Lola Nila

GANUN?? Ndi na birhen si Archishop Cruz? BWAKKKK!!!! lol!

HAPPY easter sa lahat lalo na kina echosera at ediebumangon dyan sa Saudi…happy egg hunting :D

25 04 2011
professionalheckler

NOPE. iba ang interpretation mo sa punchline. hehe. it means Mary is the only virgin he trusts. so, virgin si cruz.

26 04 2011
Lola Nila

AY!! sorry…nahulog ang I.Q. ko :D ! kung birhen si Cruz, so birhen din si PNoy….di nga?!!!

26 04 2011
timpaul

but you really don’t know that (virgin si cruz) for sure.

25 04 2011
etchosera

Ay Lola Nila! Did you retire na ba talaga? Ayaw mo na sa mga Badu?

Wa na sa pagka egg hunting ang imong nana etchosera!

Binigyan na kasi ako ng loyalty award ng pangga ko! Ahihihihi!

Siya na lang ang aking one and only…..who are the following:

Ahah ahah ahah!

26 04 2011
Lola Nila

enjoy na ako d2 (sa ngayon!)….kaloka ang Good Friday dito…
Noon, marinig mo ang mga tao na papara ng mga tricyle, ang sasabihin, “Parraaa!!! Sa simbahan!”….Ngayon, ang sasabihin, “Parraaa!! Dalhin mo ako sa sabungan!”….kaloka talaga!

Daming gwapo d2, kaya lang ang role ko ngayon ay Tya Dely…taga-pagpayo sa mga teen-ager na magkaroon ng ambisyon..karamihan d2 ayaw mag-aral gusto magpastol lang ng kalabaw at baka…

27 04 2011
etchosera

I’m glad to know that Lola.

Maging inspirasyon ka ng mga kabataang naghahangad na mapabuti ang kanilang estado sa buhay.

I salute you for that!

24 04 2011
anon

classic – and i am not referring to pacman’s cd.
his greed knows no bounds.
what next – a reality tv show?
anything but do his job as congressman.

26 04 2011
kalokah

educate the people who voted for him.
hindi naman nya kasalanan kung binoto sya.
pero kung matutuloy yung ipapatayo nyang hospital dun, out of ilang congressman na dumaan, kung sya pa lang makakagawa, e di good job pa rin sa kanya.

26 04 2011
karaangbugoy

Pero kasalanan nya bakit siya tumakbo bilang congressman!

24 04 2011
anon

A sneak preview of the best selling iphone app – the moron test – adapted for the philippines.

I know it does not apply to ph followers, only carmen pedrosa.

The moron test – philippines

Answer all questions – ‘yes’ or ‘no’
(if you dont understand the instructions, or questions, then you fail)

1. Do you watch willing willie, or have you ever bought his cd.
2. Did you vote manny pacquio, or will you buy his cd.
3. Do you believe condoms are water carriers, or for drug mules.
4. Do you believe aquino will keep his promises, and that he is not gay.
5. Are you addicted to rice. (you must have twice a day, or if not, you beat your wife)
6. Everything is in gods hands. Agree?
7. The country is on the verge of being 1st world
8. F marcos is a hero and should be buried and then resurrected as president
9. Freedom of information act is unnecessary when you have an open and transparent government
10. Do you have a pussy, cat.
11. Have you slept with kris aquino

How did you do.
Number of ‘yes’ answers
0. future anarchist
1-2. Normal – but not cool
3-4. Change, before it is too late
5-7. You were dropped on your head as a child
8-9. You were last in line when giving out brains
10. Future politician
11. You must be a senator, mayor, or sportsman. You take the meaning of moron to new levels.

Results so far
0. 3
1-2. 1000
3-4. 10,000
5-7. 10,000,000
8-9. 20,000,000
10. 50,000,000
11. 49 & counting

24 04 2011
Dennis Joseph Capili

It was a great success for the CBCP’s Visita Iglesia website! The CBCP’s is really thinking how to touch the lives of sick, working & modern people. Congratulations!

26 04 2011
senior60

the website defeats the main purpose of visita iglesia

26 04 2011
karaangbugoy

I agree senior60.

27 04 2011
etchosera

Jaena Kuh Senior! Di mo ba gets ang drama?

if you cannot come to church daw, then the church will come to you!

Ano, gets na? Wag na yang mga defeat defeat the purpose na yan!

Times are changing …… and your President is balding!

Ayyyyy!

24 04 2011
anon

The catholic church

As i daydreamed during the sermon today i thought the church could teach microsoft a thing or two.
Global business
Mainly cash
No tax
Low salaries and overheads
Customer loyalty
Little competition
And best of all – if the product (redemption in the afterlife) turns out to be a con trick – you cant sue, youre dead. Clever these catholics

24 04 2011
Ela

“That’s not surprising though since it’s the only place where Catholics could mute or stop a bishop during a sermon.” Hilarious!

25 04 2011
Pongster

Former Sec Lorenzo (brother of a top PNOY campaign contributor) was obviously included as a way to hit back at the administration.

Smart move if you ask me.

OMG may actually be a good Ombudsman under circumstances. Best is to have somebody fair. But I would settle for somebody not in good terms with administration (to serve as a real check to the government). OMG will just have to somehow erase its tag as a GMA puppet. By filing cases against former GMA officials (Lorenzo, Bolante, et al.), it might be on its way.

Let’s see if OMG will actually file a case against GMA herself or even members of her immediate family (like FG). If she does that (and it’s an airtight case, not one destined to be dismissed), then we may have a good Ombudsman already.

25 04 2011
hikatalomato

idiot idolizing an idiot. that’s pakyaw idolizing bieber

25 04 2011
etchosera

inggit lang yan hikata!

Ligo ka sa dagat ng basura ni Manny Villar, mawawala yan!

Ahihihihi!

26 04 2011
senior60

habang tumatagal, nagiging magka vibes na kayo ni anon

26 04 2011
Paul

That should be a compliment considering that most of anon’s comments are usually very incisive and dwell on ideas rather than putting down other commenters…. definitely reading his comments is not a waste of time

28 04 2011
senior60

anong incisive sinasabi mo paul, ang gulogulo nga ng
mga nililitanya ni anon, sometimes, para bang kinakausap
nya sarili lang nya hahaha

ako, i have this feeling na gusto lang ni anon sindakin ang
mga commenters ni mister heckler with her kind of unusual
writing, and if i cannot understand, definitely that’s a waste
of my time..

but one thing is for sure, si anon ay puno ng bitterness,
hindi kaya sya dumaan sa matinding bad situation noong
kanyang kabataan at puro negative vibes ang baon nya dito?

just asking

p.s. basahin nyo nga ulit ang isang post nya above, naloka
ako, gumugol ako ng panahon hindi ko talaga na gets hahahahaha

or, talagang mahina lang talaga ako, anong say mo etchsera

26 04 2011
hikatalomato

why should i be envious?

i don’t have plenty of money but i don’t steal and cheat to earn them

i don’t have a mansion but i have a home with morally inclined people living with me

i don’t have a car but i am not confined to a wheelchair for the rest of my life

as i get poorer, the more friends i make. i don’t think pakyaw can do that.

i don’t have a wife but i have a refrigerator that doesn’t fart when i pull my meat out

i don’t have the physique like pakyaw but i have this d*ck capable of grating a coconut

27 04 2011
etchosera

sabi ko na nga ba eh…… inggit lang talaga yan, pare koy!

Tanggalin yan sa imong shotawan… NOW NA!

Juicemio!

25 04 2011
Pinoy Operator

You Have Spoken
Ano ang reaksyon mo sa rekomendasyon ng Ombudsman na kasuhan sina Bolante, Lorenzo, atbp kaugnay ng fertilizer fund scam?
Puwede na rin ‘yon. At least, kakasuhan. 25.27%
Bakit ngayon lang? Huli na! Gimmick lang ‘yan. 69.35%
Wala akong pakialam. 5.38%

So mostly believes that OMG should really leave her post. Kapal lang ng FEZ niya kasi… haist!

25 04 2011
Worried Pinoy

Happy Easter Justin!! este PH. =)

25 04 2011
senior60

di ba ang main purpose ng visita iglesia ay sort of
pagpepenitensya kaya nga you have to be physically
present to visit several churches..

ngayon, kung nag oonline ka lang, sitting pretty sa
bahay, where does the penitensya comes in..

alam mo ba etchosera? kung hindi, matanong nga
mga promotor nito…

25 04 2011
etchosera

Ayyy! Bakit ako na naman?

Ah basta ako, nung semana santa may mga Visita….. pero di Iglesia ang kanilang apelyido! Pinakain ko sila sa haus, bilang kawang gawa ng inyong lingkod!

Pagkakain, ang sabi ba naman.. “Kami naman ang kainin mo!”

Ayyyy! Aikonga! Di nga ba bawal daw ang karne pag Semana Santa?

Holi cow!

26 04 2011
senior60

dapat lang na umayaw ka dahil tiyak mabilaukan ka,

ang dami kaya nila

26 04 2011
promdi

senior, para sa mga sick, elderly, mga disabled and the like ang online visita iglesia para kahit paano makapag Lent observance sila despite their respective (physical) inability to do it actually.

27 04 2011
senior60

ah ok promdi, ty sa info

25 04 2011
senior60

re: bieber blunder, sa tingin ko, sa tingin ko lang ha
ewan ko sa inyo, this is a big boost for manila coming
from one of the, if not, the hottest thing in present
entertainment

25 04 2011
The Philippine Guild

i have a feeling that pacquiao’s new single is really for mosley’s nose.

26 04 2011
manny

Mr. PH:
“Sarangani Rep. Manny Pacquiao is training hard to punish Sugar Shane Mosley on May 7. But before that, he is set to punish us all with the global release of “Sometimes When We Touch” on April 28.”

This is so true….

26 04 2011
pasingit

wala naman daw video support ung supposed “hello manila” blunder!
baka kuryente ala pedroza na naman ito!!!

27 04 2011
etchosera

Big deal? Hello?

26 04 2011
nong

“di ba ang main purpose ng visita iglesia ay sort of
pagpepenitensya kaya nga you have to be physically
present to visit several churches..”
senior 60

tama ka dyan.. pero ang i mo pansin ang target ooodynzz..mga ocw.. lalo na sa mid-east….bawal..alam mo na…so…be happy of what is availabele…though we cherish to do the actual but reality permits the online…so..ok na ok…

27 04 2011
senior60

nong, kagagaling ko lang doon sa site, at nakita ko doon
ang hinahanap ko, may mga featured churches pala kaya
tama ka, naka visita iglesia ang ating mga ofws, the sick,
elderly and disabled…

so ok na ok talaga, ty..

27 04 2011
etchosera

so, wala nang defeat defeat the purpose, ha?

Buti naman at naliwanagan ang imong esep kung bakit may online Visita Iglesia.

Claf! Claf! Claf!

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