MALACAÑANG REACTS

1 04 2011

Dear Readers:
Yesterday, I received a letter from Malacañang. I must admit, I was stunned. I didn’t expect this from the palace. Should I reply? I need your advice.

Do you think this is harassment?
Should I stop writing about the President?
Should I answer this letter?
Do you know what day is today?
It’s April Fool’s Day!
Ingat!

Have a safe, healthy, and fun weekend!

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132 responses

1 04 2011
anna

deym! got me!

1 04 2011
Gummiebear

Almost got me there!! ;p

1 04 2011
amateur heckler

hahaha. this is a good one. i got a letter too. i was told i can have the president’s porsche but i’ll have to spend for the ‘minor’ repairs needed.

1 04 2011
anon

i got a letter too.
i can have the presidents date.
low mileage and bonnet never been opened but neglected due to owners obsession with himself.
needs regular and urgent servicing.
only mechanics with big wrench need apply – that rules out robin padilla.

2 04 2011
etchosera

Wala kayo sa lolo ko!

Basta!

1 04 2011
Maki

Baka kasi mas mataas un satisfaction rating mo kaysa sa Chief Executive?

1 04 2011
esa

:-) Agree!

2 04 2011
Paul

That is certain

1 04 2011
Tin Pie

nice one.

1 04 2011
timpaul

Prof, nakakaalarm na ang Court of Appeals. Pwede kaya i-heckle?

2 04 2011
etchosera

no need to heckle. Just turn off the alarm.

1 04 2011
emong_dakuskos

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

1 04 2011
z

cool stuff! you almost got me there coz its only march 31 here in vancouver. hehehe

1 04 2011
professionalheckler

hello canada! :-)

1 04 2011
thoni vargas

just do what you need to do…. they are just onioned skin just imagine if you praise them, will you get a letter of appreciation? nah… i doubt it….

11 04 2011
Miss Miss

If PH praises the inhabitant of Malacañang, he will never get a letter of appreciation… Letter of Appointment pwede pa

1 04 2011
kullan

PH, steady ka lang. P-noy is obviously a public official and the issues you tackled are obviously of public character. So the presumed malice, as an element of libel, is inapplicable in your case. Actual malice, to be proved by the palace, refers to reckless disregard of facts whether they are true or not. Did you recklessly disregarded these facts before you made these satirical statements about the president? Definitely not. Thus, your fundamental right to free expression should be protected against the not so sober threats from some quarters in the palace.

1 04 2011
kalokah

it’s april fool’s day.

1 04 2011
amateur heckler

nagpapabilib lang yan. law student siguro.

2 04 2011
Wilma Santos

Bibilib na sana ko kaya lang wrong grammar eh! Did you . . . disregarded . . .

2 04 2011
wang

hahaha… cute yung comment ni amateur heckler…hehehe…

3 04 2011
pasingit

Naku, Ma’m Wilma, madami nyan dito sa call center!
“Where did you BOUGHT your phone?” at marami pang iba!
Sakit kaya sa tenga! lol

1 04 2011
tengtenge123@yahoo.com

hahah. kaw talaga sarap kurutin sa singit

2 04 2011
pasingit

tag-isa tayong singit!

kaw talaga ph!! hmmph!
ihahada ko na sana mga placards at effigy ni penot ei!!

1 04 2011
Cris J

Happy April Fools! :)… was about to react when I remembered…

1 04 2011
Baidu

HAhaha! Galing ng pag kakaedit ah…
Keep on heckling Mr. PH.. ingat ka din..

1 04 2011
markpere2010

Mr PH, muntik na ako maniwala. Hahaha. :)

I was about to think pa naman: “Maybe April Fool’s Day treat yan ng Malakanyang.” :)

1 04 2011
als85

hahahaha!! i love it!!kaya Ingat!

1 04 2011
JUN HALILI

Some of your comments, to my mind, indeed get pretty close to maligning personalities, but that’s what makes your articles interesting reading. Anything less would be duh…dull. The Question to ask yourself is: are you chicken or egg? Jun Halili

1 04 2011
anon

haha.
but bet they are thinking this

1 04 2011
senior60

aahhh hindi naman siguro….

but am truly glad that you are coooool now,
had a good night last night?

1 04 2011
Will

I’ve already set my mind that everything I will see or hear today is a joke, so I already LOL’d the moment I began reading. Very great-looking letter, though. Looks and reads like the real thing.

1 04 2011
esa

Paging Atty. Ted Te! Atty. Te had several exchanges with Spokesman Lacierda the other day on twitter. There is no harm consulting Atty. Te on this serious issue. By the way, since the president’s men in the Palace are avid readers of your blog pala, maybe they can divulge the identity of Admin 04 in Pres. P-Noy’s official FB account? The one who posted Malacanang response to the Willing-Willie show which featured 6-year old Jan-Jan? The people has a right to know. Ikaw nga, alam nila ang true identity mo e. Dapat tayong mga mamayan malaman din natin ang mga identity ng mga posters ng presidente sa kanyang official account lalo pa at controversial ang issue, going against the grain of the stand of DSWD, CHR, now even the UNICEF and most importantly the viewing public. Is the president aware of what his people in Malacanang are doing? I have reservations on that.

1 04 2011
senior60

hahaha sabi ko na nga ba na, beware, dahil today

is, yun na nga…

1 04 2011
senior60

annooo? ang UNICEF nakiki_____ na rin?

1 04 2011
Hijikata Zero

This is WAR man! (only if this is WAY serious)

1 04 2011
Desiree

Good one! LOL But actually, it’s not too far-fetched. It could happen in real life, given the state of mind of the president’s numerous advisers and kibitzers.

1 04 2011
gasti

please reply politely. TELL THEM TO GO TO HELL1

2 04 2011
etchosera

Bakit kaya parang gusto kong tumawa ng pagkalakas lakas?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

1 04 2011
bards

hahaha

1 04 2011
madam auring

loko ka hahaha

1 04 2011
lazandre

april 1 is a good test of our gullibility!
bagsak ako dito ngayong araw.
hahahaha

1 04 2011
Worried Pinoy

Anak ng!!! ibang klase ka talaga PH! =)

1 04 2011
sistah

kinabahan ako ah….hahaha

1 04 2011
assilem

Napa-OH Em Gee nlng ako after reading the letter..
hhehehe…

1 04 2011
ashleyC.

Haha, didn’t see that one coming!

1 04 2011
professional heckler reader

you almost had me there! Good one though

1 04 2011
hikatalomato

don’t worry folks, if this is true the nbi has no capability and no time of tracing us since they are all busy selling wetwipes. actually they have already changed its official name. from national bano investigation to nag-bebenta ng ipampupunas. hahaha

1 04 2011
anon

this is carmen pedrosa’s least favourite day.

1 04 2011
ho u

did Mai Mislang wrote the letter?

2 04 2011
Wilma Santos

Eto pa isa! Did Mai wrote . . . ano ba yan?

2 04 2011
Centrino

hahaha. mag.ingat kayo kay teacher Wilma.

@Wilma Santos: relax lang ma’am. hehe

2 04 2011
etchosera tapalla-cruz

What’s with you, honey?

Woke up hanging on the wrong side of the ceiling?

2 04 2011
wang

ang puso, mam wilma… baka ma heart attack ka sa comment ni ho u? hehehe

4 04 2011
karaangbugoy

Did you wAke up at the wrong side of your bed?

1 04 2011
lg

Mas nakakatawa ang commenters na nag-react talaga! APRIL FOOL NGA EH!

NOT READING! FAIL!

1 04 2011
observer lang

congrats for a fine day to pull our legs! pero pwede rin totoo, with so much time on their hands … typical bureaucrats as they are … they sure know how to kill time and spend people’s money sending brocaded gilded letterheads with nothing much between the lines …

you win!

1 04 2011
amp

For the sake of Carmen Pedrosa, maybe it should be reiterated– PRANK letter eto ha, PRANK! wag maging gullible… ulit

hehe

1 04 2011
professionalheckler

hahaha. careful na ‘yon.

2 04 2011
Wilma Santos

I would have waited one day before cracking it’s a joke. Would have enjoyed the litany of advices/suggestions/comments.

2 04 2011
Centrino

@Wilma Santos: It’d be too risky, imo. PH would’ve been in the headlines by now.

1 04 2011
iamDanyel

happy april fool’s!

1 04 2011
kalokah

wahahaha!

1 04 2011
professionalmasa

kaloka ka heckler! hihihi

1 04 2011
anon

p-noy getting engaged would have been a good one.
but even on any other day no-one except carmen pedrosa would have believed that.

1 04 2011
anon

April fool stories you might have missed.

Rico puno found

Kris aquino says she is celibate

Ping lacson to write recipe book

Manny pacquio to show up in congress. He didn’t realise they were on holiday

P-noy arrives on time to meeting

Ochoa to give up drinking – for 1 hour

Enrile to run marathon in aid of impoverished politicians

Singson sr says his son was set up.

2 04 2011
etchosera

Okey……. NEXT!

1 04 2011
batang buotan

Whew! Hahaha. Now I want to believe it’s true. :)

1 04 2011
rhya

nice one mr. PH..^^

1 04 2011
oyie

the format gave you away. :))

1 04 2011
Maxlip

Walang ya ka PH, muntik na akong madali dun. Hehehe.
Genius!
Keep on Heckling!

1 04 2011
kaye

Ikaw na! ikaw na ang finafollow ng Malacañang! Go Lakers, este PH pala!

1 04 2011
diane

question, ano reaction ni carmen pedrosa ukol sa letter na ito? lol!

1 04 2011
professionalheckler

careful na siya. :-)

1 04 2011
oman

DAMN! APRIL FOOLS!

1 04 2011
GS

is this for real? i cant tell a gag from the genuine na.

1 04 2011
homer singson

Nice one loipogi! I’m just wondering how would you react if they send you a replica of the above letter some other day? :)

1 04 2011
Hailie

Nice one.

Happy April Fools’ everyone. :D

1 04 2011
athena

haha! iinit na sana ulo ko!
hats off talaga professional heckler!

1 04 2011
butzyzk

I can feel the danger you have put yourself into. Now, the Palace can simply copy that letter and try to really mail it to the Heckler! Scary!!!

1 04 2011
Anonymous

Na carmen pedroza ako dun ah. haha! buti nalang nabasa ko sa tag “april fools”

1 04 2011
Anonymous

Na carmen pedroza ko dun ah! buti nalang nakita ko sa tag “april fools”.

1 04 2011
Louie Santos

You almost got me. I almost checked the “veracity” of the letter. Lol. Happy April Fools! :D

1 04 2011
esa

Naku, Mr. PH. Ang serious pa naman ng comment ko and there were only 4 comments when I read your blogposting this mor4ning. I posted a comment. Then I forwarde it to a very close friend who is celebrating her birthday today…also to my endocrinologist and to a religious sister. Now I have to send them a note.

1 04 2011
senior60

esa, sasabihin ko na sana kanina na, yari ka hahaha

pero hindi ko na lang itinuloy dahil alam ko ang feeling

ng isang ma yari, kakainis di ba?

1 04 2011
Mugen

Well according to a Harvard Study, we are indeed the “most gullible” people on earth. Wahahahahaha.

Happy April Fools PH!!

1 04 2011
Willie

Your April Fools’ joke is perhaps, the most closest thing that could turn out to be real someday among what I’ve read so far. Well, hopefully not, for the sake of free speech. :)

1 04 2011
livingsaint

hahaha. i almost checked ochoa’s signature if it’s genuine. nice one, ph!

1 04 2011
eedyah

you’ve just given them an idea. be careful… baka ma-invite ka to join his Comm Group :D

1 04 2011
darkcheron

If only it was true, I’d advise you to give them the finger…

1 04 2011
athena

anubaaaarrrrr! hahahaha!
at talagang may mga dibdibang comments?!

1 04 2011
Miss Go

Hala, baka mabasa ni Carmen Pedrosa ito!

1 04 2011
edwini

save gas buy a Porsche!!!

1 04 2011
Pongster
2 04 2011
timpaul

“I have a high regard for my countrymen…”- Ms Carmen Pedrosa in her column today.

2 04 2011
etchosera

K, payn!

Ano pa Koya Timpaul……. ANO PA?

2 04 2011
gerrydejesus

They should know the pulse of the people, consult Juana Change, is it really half truth? I voted for him and anything about yellow, and a volunteer, pero, mukhang they’re out of date regarding people’s pulse. If I’m him, just drive the Porche…..

2 04 2011
yoshi

may article na ba si pedrowza sa tungkol sa reaksyon nya dito? :)

2 04 2011
Jay

“Singson sr says his son was set up.”

by hong kong hookers who are part of a rival drug gang no less!

I was going to say if that was official, I have the biggest ‘U MAD?’ at the PNoy presidency.

2 04 2011
dan

…kahit pl reader lng ako ng blog ni Prof. PH, affected din kpag may ganitong serious threat sa kaniya.

…mabuti n lng it happened on a day wherein everything is senseless.

…ky lng i kept asking myself: “what was that scary feeling that struck my jolly feeling?” creepy.

2 04 2011
etchosera

Naku Koya, pang Oscars ang script mo!

May comedy na, may halong aning aning na ask thyself pa tapos drama in the mix, may halo din konting thrill effect, tapos in the end eh horror pala!

Saan ka pa?

2 04 2011
eydward

Sensed it. Hahaha!

2 04 2011
win2_rain

nag duda na talaga ako kasi yung letterhead hindi gothic yung font…i have seen executive orders before signed by executive secretary tapos yung letterhead e gothic yung font…

2 04 2011
etchosera

Hmmmmm…. di nga?

In furnace ‘Teh, mas bagay ata sa mga sulat ni Pnoy eh ang font na gamit ay….COMIC SANS?

Ahihihihihi!

4 04 2011
Maxlip

Nyahaha. COMIC SANS, FTW!

2 04 2011
bk

ok lang yan…let them sue…totoo naman eh…pgma was hell but i think she didn’t curtailed your freedom of expression…hello! public official c noy abnoy. as such, public property siya. eh ano ngayon kung mulayin natin siya. kung c teodoro lang ang pangulo…hay wala tayong problema!

3 04 2011
pasingit

tsk tsk… dali palitan mo…bago mapansin ni Ms Wilma Santos!!!
i mean, ung “she didn’t curtailed”
DALIIIIII!!!!

4 04 2011
Maxlip

hahaha. Mag.ingat kay teacher wilma.

2 04 2011
Luna Miranda

LOL i won’t be surprised if you would receive this letter soon.:p
you can hire Lacon’s lawyer…he can defend you in absentia.

4 04 2011
karaangbugoy

Huwag!! Baka si PH na naman ang magbabakasyon sa HK.

2 04 2011
rojan88

hahahaha.buti nlng laging ending ang binabasa ko agad,kaya nakita kong april fools day joke ang post.hehehe. the best ka talaga idol. wala kang katulad. keep heckling.

http://rojan88.wordpress.com

3 04 2011
juandlkruz

if it really came from sec ochoa, i just wondering how he passed english. his letter doesn’t have a date!

5 04 2011
etchosera

Takbo na! Bilis!

Ma’am Wilma Santos is coming!

3 04 2011
Andy

Heed the notice but exercise courtesy and respect for the president of your country. He is doing the right thing if you compare to the other past presidents especialy Gloria Arroyo. Be responsible to what you write ,don’t hide in the cloak of your readers. Did you ask the readers’ advise, comments and suggestion before you wrote the article against the President? Why ask them to write in response to the letter from Malacanang? Do youhave any decency left?

3 04 2011
professionalheckler

I don’t have to reply to this comment. By far, the FUNNIEST comment.

3 04 2011
amateur heckler

andyniably andyficient naman ng humor.

4 04 2011
karaangbugoy

I almost died laughing!

4 04 2011
Centrino

Yari ka! Bwahahahaha.

4 04 2011
etchosera

Dear Ate Andy,

Naiintindihan ko po kayo.

Kaya lang, dapat nyo pong tanggapin ng maluwag sa sarili nyo na talagang dumarating po ang panahon na di na kayo nireregla, at iyang pagkabugnutin ay isa sa mga epekto.

Lilipas din po yan.

But if you think that the President is doing the right thing, well….HINDI HALATA!

Go tell him to try the LEFT thing, baka umubra pa!

Hmmmmmp!

4 04 2011
pasingit

@andy: are u for real??

bukod sa hitik ng grammar and other errors, i think naliligaw ang comment mo. hanapin mo ung blogs ng mga naninilaw (yellow baga) ang mga kuko at atay! nandun ang mga kalahi mong walang sense of humor. or… follow mo na lang kaya si tetay sa twitter, hokey?

*haiz* pinag-iinit ulo ko ang aga2 [non-muggle world time]

3 04 2011
Andy

LoL! Damn! Your ‘April Fools’ Day’ joke is perfect!

4 04 2011
senior60

kailan mo ba andy na realize na “April Fool’s Day’ joke

pala, approximately 4 seconds after?

3 04 2011
pasingit

PH, i’m sure this is THE most “reacted to” blog mo… kung ibabase natin sa ratio ng number of words you’ve written to the number of reactions. Di ba di ba di ba?

3 04 2011
ako to

haha LOOOL! April Fool’s DAy!

4 04 2011
crissy_dear

Got scared there for a minute. Hahaha!

5 04 2011
kaecheusan

was about to tell you “to give me a strand of noynoy’s hair”

makulam nga

nyehehe. nice one. :)

5 04 2011
Nonoy

Hahahaha!! Galeng neto! Belated Happy April Fool’s Day! :-)

5 04 2011
martee

This is believable because of the content of the letter. The format gave it away. Hahah. I’d seen a genuine letter from Malacanang.
What would we do if this materialize?

6 04 2011
kaye

uh huh, walang seal ano? Hinanap ko tuloy yung letter ng malacanang na nasa files ko. hehe

Sayang pala, PH. Kung inalis mo yung seal, tas iniba mo yung font nung office of the president, etc., pwedeng pwede nang makaloko kay martee. Still, you fooled many readers so panalong panalo pa rin. As usual. haha!

10 04 2011
attyarj

you forgot the bar code. pero not bad. pwede ka na magtayo ng pwesto sa Recto or Quiapo.

12 04 2011
Outlets

Sayang pala, PH. Kung inalis mo yung seal, tas iniba mo yung font nung office of the president, etc., pwedeng pwede nang makaloko kay martee.

1 04 2014
DOJ just caught my blog! | Timow's Blog

[…] [Department of Justice logo photo courtesy of the Official Gazette. This April Fool's post is inspired by The Professional Heckler. See the modeled post here.] […]

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