EXECUTIONS

20 03 2011


Mum on Execution
President Aquino refuses to comment on China’s decision to proceed with the execution of three Filipino drug convicts. The President is dismayed but he opts to keep quiet so as not to offend Beijing, its people, and Jejomar Binay.

China has decided to proceed with the execution of three convicted Filipino drug mules. President Aquino now considers sending Mar Roxas to Beijing.

OMG Impeachment
House justice committee chairman Niel Tupas says the Iglesia ni Cristo is supporting Ombudsman Merceditas Gutierrez (OMG). Alarmed, President Aquino is sending Ballsy, Pinky, Viel and Kris to the INC headquarters.

Liberal Party secretary-general and Cavite Rep. Joseph Emilio Abaya has allegedly sent a text message warning fellow solons of “zero pork” if they wouldn’t vote for the impeachment of Ombudsman Merceditas Gutierrez. Confused congressmen have less than 48 hours to decide between Iglesia and delihensya.


Overseas…
Libya is in chaos. People are angry, depressed, and losing hope. Wait a minute. That’s not in Libya. That’s outside Banco Filipino branches!

Jobless
Sen. Manuel Villar Jr. says the government should brace itself for the rise in the number of unemployed Filipinos. In issuing the warning, Villar cited the developments in Japan, the Middle East, and Banco Filipino.


Radiation
Reports say Japan has detected abnormal levels of radiation in spinach near a stricken nuclear plant. The news has prompted Popeye to declare a truce with Bluto.

Hubert vs. Jessica
Hubert Webb has filed a civil suit against Jessica Alfaro for “giving false testimony.” He’s also filing a suit against Dante Jimenez for “giving Lauro Vizconde false hopes.”


Manila’s Finest?
Five members of the Manila Police District have been detained for allegedly pocketing 12 million pesos in ransom money intended for the release of a kidnapped Malaysian trader. The victim is still in shock. It was his first time to get kidnapped by two separate groups in 24 hours.

Before the accused cops surrendered, Manila Mayor Alfredo Lim issued a shoot-to-kill order against them. Lest you forget, Lim has jurisdiction over the Wild, Wild Western Police District.


March 20th…
On this day in:

1868: The Jesse James Gang robs a bank in Russelville, Kentucky. They left with absolutely nothing because the bank they robbed was a branch of Banco Filipino.

1916: Albert Einstein publishes his general theory of relativity. Oprah refuses to endorse it on her ‘Oprah Book Club’ because she couldn’t understand anything.

1942: In Australia, General Douglas MacArthur makes his famous speech in which he says: “I came out of Bataan and I shall return” – to the delight of Filipinos, and his two mistresses in the Philippines.

1956: Tunisia gains independence from France. Fifty-five years later, it would gain independence from its own president.

1990: Imelda Marcos, widow of ex-Philippines dictator Ferdinand Marcos, goes on trial for bribery, embezzlement, and racketeering – a publicity stunt for her forthcoming return to the Philippines.

1996: The United Kingdom announces that humans can catch “mad cow disease” – otherwise known as pre-menstrual syndrome.

March 21st…
On this day in:

1843: Baptist preacher William Miller of Massachusetts predicts the world will end today. Tanga! Next year pa!

1970: The first Earth Day proclamation is issued. It didn’t help.

1980: On the season finale of the soap opera Dallas, the infamous character J.R. Ewing is shot by an unseen assailant, leading to the catchphrase “Who shot J.R.?” Ferdinand Marcos insists, “Rolando Galman.”

1985: Larry Flynt offers to sell his pornography empire for $26 million. Vicki Belo attempts but fails to buy it for Hayden Kho Jr.

1997: Inside a coffee shop at Tel Aviv, Israel, a suicide bomber kills 3 and injures 49. The barista survives and is now the manager of Starbucks Jerusalem.
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“I hate banks. They do nothing positive for anybody except take care of themselves. They’re first in with their fees and first out when there’s trouble.”
~Earl Warren

So True!
“Here, there’s no laws—only red light and green light. The jeepneys don’t respect anything.”
~American cager Marcus Douthit who was recently declared a “naturalized Filipino”

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66 responses

20 03 2011
dan

…I really doubt INC’s political meddling.

20 03 2011
anon

manny p is on twatter but still hasn’t learnt to spell or write. maybe some time in the casino will help.

mummy d isnt on twatter. too busy spending her sons money and pork barrel.

21 03 2011
senior60

uuyyy anon, ikaw ha sumusobra ka na, ano gusto mo
boxing? hahaha sabihin mo, S ka kay mommy d kaya
laging pumuputok ang ano mo…

alam mo ng hindi nag mamaster in english si pacquiao
katulad mo tapos gusto mo magkasinggaling kayo?
pagkatapos sasabihin mo ngayon, you are just a mean
heckler? hindi ha, again, S ka lang…

22 03 2011
anon

he may be your hero but for me wealth does not command respect per se.
he lies, cheats on his wife, evades taxes, has a gambling problem, is a spendthrift, rarely attends congress, is uneducated.
in the ring he is great, in politics he is fighting above his weight, but the masses vote for personalities hence the mess we are in.

23 03 2011
senior60

yes anon, inside the ring, he is my hero, outside, it’s none
of my business anymore…

i mean, for example, on how he will spend his own money
should not be our concern anymore, he worked hard for it,
sweat and blood, and if he will end up penniless, that’s his
problem…

in politics, he is only a congressman and so, if and when, he
will be a problem of his constituents alone and will not include
you and hikata…

uneducated….generally speaking, there are who act and behave
as more educated as those who are educated, now what’s the use
of all those diplomas hanging on the wall as proofs of being
educated if a man acts and behaves as uneducated as can be…

23 03 2011
anon

politicians, celebrities etc become role models and so it does matter. if people subscribe to the view that it is none of their business then the past is repeated where elected politicians are unaccountable and live above the law. hence no freedom of information act.
just read the inquirer today. councillors at quezon city each get 43 million pesos a year. apathy of people lets them get away with it.

24 03 2011
senior60

uuyy hikata, please help me out, ano sa english ang, ayaw
pagpabuangbuang…but because you can’t answer yet, i will
try na lang, bahala na si batman…

anon, don’t play dumb because you are not, you know well
that what i was referring to with “none of my business” was
about his money only, do not bungle the issue…

but really it’s very hard to follow your thinking, you are like a
butterfly who kept on hopping from one topic to another….

24 03 2011
anon

last reply in this post.
the theme was that people who choose to be in public life must accept rrsponsibilty, accountability and act with dignity, decorum and be positive role models reflecting what the country should be.
in the absense of freedom of speech and press the chanceso are that more people will abuse their power and position. that situation is rife here.
in one of the poorest country’s in the work you find that politicians are the highest paid in the world. that days everything and explains why the country went from a leader in asia to the basket case.
i also think that in a country of poverty an elected ogficial should not flaunt his wealth. that shoes little real sensitivity for the masses. be discreet.
have a nice day

22 03 2011
hikatalomato

mommy dionisia’s manipakyaw syndrome is the worst among the pacquiao clan. the disease has already affected her ability to distinguish what is sane and what is madness.

22 03 2011
mimi

tama

23 03 2011
promdi

fair; well said, anon…

20 03 2011
promdi

no idea how and why the Iglesia ni Kristo would take interest on OMG’s impeachment, i mean, non-impeachment at all. would they sustain a non-performing asset? sbagay, supporter ba sila ni GMA? nag-support nga sila kay erap ah! ay naku, mixed up na; can’t remember my history!

20 03 2011
anon

p-noy’s philosophy of life.
say nothing – do nothing and hope that you are eventually left alone to play with toys.
a dreamer not a doer

20 03 2011
esa

Former Associate Justice of the SC Serafin Cuevas is one of the lawyers of Ombudsman Merci Gutierrez. And if I am not mistaken, Atty. Cuevas is a member of the INC.

21 03 2011
promdi

just that? brothers’ keepers?

21 03 2011
esa

Didn’t you know that for a fact? The INC are basically a “brothers’ keepers” organization. Their bloc voting is meant to protect their sect. Makes them strong, an organization to contend with.

21 03 2011
esa

rather, the INC is…

22 03 2011
hikatalomato

stop referring inc as a sect. it’s a business entity, just like the company run by the holy family, jil, el shaddia, kingdom of jc, and wowowee

22 03 2011
xan2s

so that’s why… can’t they just respect the separation of the church and state…

20 03 2011
etchosera

I’m all for the execution of these persons!

Nagkasala sila sa China, nararapat lang na tanggapin nila ang parusa. At dahil din sa mga tulad nila, natuturingan na sa buong mundo na ang mga Pilipino eh drug mules!

Dapat idemanda din si Vice President Nognog Binay ng mga kapamilya nitong tatlong ito for “giving them false hopes”, di ba PH?

Kakahiya ang pagyayabang ni Nognog Binay nung dumating galing China na kuno kuno naayos na nya yung kaso ng tatlong ito!

CHE!

21 03 2011
Paul

The cornerstone of the current Philippine foreign policy seems to be protecting criminals as can be seen not only in these drug dealers and couriers but also those who murdered tourists through a bungled job

22 03 2011
kaecheusan

I’m for the execution too, kaparusahan para sa mga nagkasala.

Di na siguro idemanda si VP Binay, pinadala lang naman sya ni Pnoy doon. I just hope ganyan din ang justice system natin dito sa Pnas, hindi basta matitinag ng mga taga-labas. :)

21 03 2011
anon

all this bad news, and just to make it even worse judy ann santos says she will return to tv. – is there no new talent rather than jobs for old women.
or is it a ploy to sell wide screen tv’s.

she says she will diet first – sales of jollibee will be hit.

21 03 2011
senior60

it was wise of mayor lim to issue a shoot-to-kill order or else
hindi susurender yong lima…

kung ganyan din kaya ang gagawin kay lacson…

21 03 2011
als85

hahahaha!! TAMAH

21 03 2011
senior60

‘di ba once upon a time nagsara na itong banco filipino?

21 03 2011
etchosera

not just once upon a time Senior, no?

Aba, araw araw nagsasara ito, di pa naman ata uso sa Pinas ang 24 hour banking, no?

Ahihihihihi!

Nilagang Mais!

21 03 2011
senior60

ikaw etchosera ha, sinabi ko na sa iyo na, there is
a time for everything hahaha joke lang…

uuyy nasaan pala si first cousin mo, si kaecheusan…

22 03 2011
kaecheusan

aba’t bakit mo ako hinahanap ha senior????!

@etchos: makailang beses na talagang nagsara yang Banco Filipino. confirm na confirm. Di pa nila buong nasasauli ang pera ng fwenship ko.

hmmmmmmppppppp!

21 03 2011
promdi

Si, senior, sometime in the 80’s and obviously nakabangon after a decade or so. but then, hirap talaga mga banking intitutions for so long. if you’re just alone, as in “singlehood” it’s hard to survive in the market. what the other private banks do is merge to stay afloat and only the bigger private banks carry the torch. look at what happen to far east, family savings bank, capitol, pci, equitable, etc… they’re all out of the picture. what we see now prominently are the surviving giants like bpi, metrobank, and now the largest, bdo.

21 03 2011
senior60

dito sa amin promdi, metrobank closes at 3:00,

bpi at 4:30 and bdo at 5:30, tingnan nga natin,

matira ang matibay…

22 03 2011
hikatalomato

we have a bank here in our barrio that is open 24/7. no waiting in line when doing transactions. it’s called “alkansyang kawayan”

23 03 2011
etchosera

Inihaw na mais…tutong!

24 03 2011
hikatalomato

hahaha….. in fairness masarap ang inihaw na mais. huwag lang yong klase ng mais na tagdadalawa or tatatlo lang ang butil. supersarap daw iyon sabi ni inday na kapitbahay namin.

ang tutong na mais masarap din gawing kape. and unlike real coffee beans, ang kapeng gawa sa mais ay di nakakagutom. try it sometimes etchos

21 03 2011
Anonymous

hello little james.:-)

21 03 2011
marksphere

Panalo Lakers vs Portland, Mr. PH. 84-80. Pacific Division champions uli, for the 22nd time. Yihee. :D

http://blog.lakers.com/lakers/2011/03/20/lakers-84-blazers-80-march-20-running-diary/

21 03 2011
senior60

yehey for mister heckler and for my sons,

go go go lakers…

21 03 2011
Philippines

I practically don’t care about what happened before somewhere in our history. All I want is Merceditas Gutierrez out!!!

21 03 2011
mimi

“Here, there’s no laws—only red light and green light. The jeepneys don’t respect anything.” markus douthit

im not liking that markus douthit. seems everything is breakable ha!
only in da pilipins

21 03 2011
professionalheckler

tanong ko nga sa twitter: ano bang criteria para manaturalized pinoy? dapat marunong magbasketball?

21 03 2011
dan

@PH,

prof, arts & sports yta easy ways e.

21 03 2011
dan

…subukan lng ni andrea bocelli, sure bet un.

…c pilita corrales apply kya italian citizenship sure bet din?

21 03 2011
esa

During Marcos time, Ronnie Nathanielz (did I spell it right?), a Sri Lankan, became a Filipino thru a presidential decree. The only one yata.

21 03 2011
bituing marikit

Alam mo nakakalungkot,we are selling out our patrimony,our people, our honor….and for what? mahalin natin ang ating sarili para tayo igalang ng kapwa natin.

22 03 2011
hikatalomato

@bituing marikit

flippinos are no longer considered as people, they are now commodities. and it all began when these formerly called people allowed themselves to be ruled by animals.

22 03 2011
kaecheusan

you nailed it PH.

Nakainis lang talaga isipin na pinagduduldulan ng mga Pinoy ang sarili sa basketball na nangangailangan ng height (wala naman sa lahi natin ang katangkaran e, pwera sa mga may dugong banyaga), to the point na inaturalize pa si douthit para may “tall one” sa team gilas.

Benta naman ang mga talent ng pinoy sa baseball, football, at iba pang team games, masyado kasing maka “US”

22 03 2011
pihikan chronicles

PH, 5 years ang naturalization process dito sa pinas, ang pagkakaalam ko marami pang foreign players ang gustong maging naturalized pinoy (douthit sa basketball, elhabib brothers naman sa football is waiting to be naturalized) . si freddie roach naturalized na rin di ba. basta pagdating sa sports mas mabilis.

23 03 2011
professionalheckler

TAMA! sabi ko nga sa twitter, kung nagna-naturalize tayo ng basketbolistang amerikano na hindi naman sure ang chances sa international competitions, why not naturalize a malaysian or an indon para sure gold sa badminton! o kaya sokoreans para sure gold sa taekwondo

23 03 2011
senior60

hikata, ang tingin ko sa iyo para kang may mabigat na pasanin
sa mundo, parang you are full of hatred in your heart…

subukan mo kayang tumayo dyan sa kinauupuan mo, take a
deep breath, mag exercise ka, magpapapawis ka, kung
kinakailangan sumayaw at kanta ka rin, shout at the top of
your voice if need be, do crazy things that you haven’t done
before except drugs lang, for a change ba lang…

and best of all, baka may mga kapitbahay ka dyan na magagandang
dilag, take a shot ng magkaroon ka ng inspiration in life ano ba…

23 03 2011
azeroth

wala namang sure sa sports kuya ph… kaya nga sports. wala rin akong nakikitang mali aksi team sports naman ang basketball kaya may pinoy pa rin na naglalaro. wala naman syang inaagawan ng trabaho kasi wala namang 6’11 na pilipinong player. siguro po di mo pa nasubukang maglaro gn basketball na lahat ng kalaban nyo e matangkad kaya di mo pa hinangad na magkaron ng kakamping matangkad. marami dyang ibang available na athlete na pdeng i naturalize pero sino ba ang willing? syempre dun sila lalaro sa country nila. sir, sports na po ito wag na nating pulitikahin. gusto mo banatan mo na lang yung mga tga POC at PSC sampo ng mag anak na cojuanco. thank you.

24 03 2011
hikatalomato

@azeroth

in the flippines, everything is politics. even the gods created by flippinos are politically inclined.

22 03 2011
kaecheusan

me too, I sooooo don’t like him.

23 03 2011
hikatalomato

kung exercise lang ñor, halos araw-araw akong nagbubuhat ng bote at remote. araw-araw di akong naglalakad papunta sa tindahan.

pampagulo lang sa buhay ang babae ñor.

24 03 2011
senior60

pampagulo? siguro dumaan ka na sa isang heart-breaking
relationship, pero hindi ka dapat nadala, try and try until
you’ll find the right girl…pero teka lang muna pala, dapat
una sa lahat, may trabaho ka na, na i think naman, mayroon
na…

kumusta nga pala ang matalino mong cat, matalino pa rin ba
hanggang ngayon?

and the most serious question is, half japanese ka ba hikata?
be honest ha…

24 03 2011
hikatalomato

i rather have a refrigerator than a wife.

yes a have a work. i am a cook.

about my cat, he’s busy looking for a human who is willing to exchange brain with him so that he can go to mit this fall.

if given a choice i want to be a japanese.

24 03 2011
anon

that is better than having a refrigid wife.
i would love to have japanese cook.
perfect.
and they cook cats beautifully.

25 03 2011
senior60

ahem ahem are you proposing anon?

are we seeing a may-december affair?

25 03 2011
hikatalomato

try to touch my cat anon. and my cat’s friends will make sure that every penny in your bank accounts will go to charities.

22 03 2011
hacktuary

I’d better go buy a whistle bec I can’t tell if there’s an earthquake. Whenever I think of you it already rocks my world. #stylemophivolcs

22 03 2011
kaecheusan

ai ang cheesy!

22 03 2011
anon

man who had sex with
horse released from prison

Associated Press
First Posted 05 : 32 : 00 03 / 22 / 2011
Filed Under : Crime and Law and Justice , Prison ,
Animals

kris aquino commented “neeeighhhh”

23 03 2011
etchosera

… tapos ‘Teh, ano naman ang sinagot mo kay Kris?

22 03 2011
Anonymous

anon, promdi, senior60? di kaya isang kaluluwa ka lang?
para kasing may multiple personality disorder ka..hmmm

23 03 2011
senior60

anooooooo daw? ay naku makatulog na nga…

23 03 2011
promdi

hahaha! what do ya say, senior, anon? payag kayo?! respect the centavo! he he he.

23 03 2011
senior60

sa akin walang problema, it’s an honor na mapagkamalang
si promdi at anon, two of the most intellectual posters ni
mister heckler…

pero this you have to explain promdi dahil hindi ko na naman
naintindihan ” respect the centavo”

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