RUMOR, RADIATION & HUMOR

17 03 2011


Radiation Text Hoax
Because of a nuclear radiation text rumor, the president of the Polytechnic University of the Philippines (PUP) ordered the suspension of classes Tuesday, March 15. The PUP president was identified as Tomoyuki Nagoyo.

Amid the radiation text scare last Tuesday, classes in PUP were suspended. For those who are not familiar with PUP, it’s a state university located at Sta. Mesa Prefecture.


Saying “even the classes in Japan are normal,” DOST Secretary Mario Montejo described the decision of the PUP president to cancel their classes as “weird” and “outrageous.” But PUP students described the decision as “understandable,” and “exactly what we wished for.”

The Department of Justice has ordered the NBI to hunt down the source of the radiation text hoax. Seriously though, how can the NBI locate anonymous faceless texters when they couldn’t even locate Senator Panfilo Lacson? [Tigilan n'yo nga kami!]

The DOJ has ordered the NBI to investigate the source of the radiation text hoax. First stop: the manufacturers of Betadine.


Jobs
According to the National Statistics Office, more Filipinos became jobless in January. To which, Mar Roxas said, “Not me!”

Taiwan has announced the lifting of restrictions it imposed on OFWs. To which, Mar Roxas said, “That’s me!”

After a second meeting with former senator Mar Roxas, Taiwanese officials announced the lifting of restrictions on Filipinos applying for work visas. Taiwan has also recognized the Philippines’ two-VP policy.


Azkals Lose, Advance
The Philippine football team failed to score a win against Mongolia last Tuesday. Nonetheless, it wasn’t an embarrassing defeat. The final score? Azkals: 1, Mongolia: minus 12 degrees Celsius.

Last Tuesday, the Philippine football team lost to Mongolia. It was a tight match though – between the Azkals and the Eskimos.

Bank Holiday
Amid heavy withdrawals, Banco Filipino (owned by the Aguirre family) has declared a bank holiday. It has also changed its name to Blanco Filipino.


March 16th
On this day in…

1521: Portuguese explorer Ferdinand Magellan reaches the Philippines sailing from the Atlantic Ocean into the Pacific Ocean. During his voyage, he and his men overcome pirates, hunger, and “radioactive rain” caused by a leak at Fukushima nuclear power plant.

1521: Portuguese navigator Ferdinand Magellan arrives in the Philippines… disappointing female natives who were hoping to see Cristiano Ronaldo instead.

1521: Portuguese navigator Ferdinand Magellan reaches the island of Homonhon in the Philippines… where he was met by Phil Keoghan who gave him a clue, and said, “You’re still racing. This leg is not yet over.”

1945: In World War II, Iwo Jima is declared secure by the Allies… allowing Clint Eastwood to begin filming his next project.

Tabloids!

Abante Tonite: Panic buying na sa iodine
|> I’m sure, mga taga-PUP lang ‘yan

Remate: GSIS building at SM Mall of Asia, ilulubog ng malakas na lindol – Zubiri
|> Senator Zubiri o Madam Zubiri? Nanghuhula na siya ngayon?

Pinoy Parazzi: Laguna Board Member Angelica Jones, idedemanda si Illac Diaz
|> Hindi ka busy?

Hataw: Nora Aunor, kinukunsiderang maging Mrs. Aguinaldo ni Gov. ER Ejercito
|> Marunong mag-casino si Mrs Aguinaldo?

Abante: Donaire, ‘di pa tiyak ang kalaban
|> Ayaw mo kay Chino Trinidad?

Remate: Mga kongresista, inip na sa “pork”
|> Botcha ng ina n’yo!

Abante Tonite: James Blanco itinanggi ang monthly allowance mula sa super-yamang bading |> Masyado naman kayong judgmental. Itigil na nga ‘yang panghuhusgang ‘yan! (Malay n’yo naman, weekly)!
————————————————–
“An earthquake achieves what the law promises but does not in practice maintain – the equality of all men.”
~ Ignazio Silon

Survey Says
Mga lady bus drivers, papasada na! Ang iyong reaksyon:
- Pasado! 58.39%
– Kabado! 21.81%
– Sorry, hindi ako nagba-bus! 19.8%

Elsewhere
BBC News: Radiation text message is fake

Newsbreak: Solon throws P38 M in two nights

Newsbreak: How wealthy is Merci

Philippine Daily Inquirer: Health risks from radiation

Share this on Facebook and Twitter: Add to FaceBookAdd to Twitter

Have a productive Thursday! Ingat!

About these ads

Actions

Information

29 responses

17 03 2011
pihikan chronicles

Remate: Mga kongresista, inip na sa “pork”
|> Botcha ng ina n’yo!

panalo !!!

17 03 2011
hansie

i am radiating! ;-)

17 03 2011
patrick

ilibing si ferdinand marcos sa bataan nuclear plant.

17 03 2011
marja

bwajajajaja!!!! oo dapat lang dun sya nababagay!!!! The nerve his family asking the government that he be laid to rest in the Libingan ng mga Bayani!!!

17 03 2011
senior60

the other night, natawag ni mariz umali si zubiri ng, madam zubiri
pero parang wala lang nakahalata, siguro even mariz herself…

hahaha maganda kasi si zubiri…

17 03 2011
bal

That’s ok! Zuburi? Isn’t he a “she” as referred to in Mindanao? Why don’t you talk to Bukidnon people…try nyo lang!

18 03 2011
TOMADOR

Closet Queen yan si Zubiri…

tsk sayang yung trophy wife…parang lang si Jules yan eh hahahaha

17 03 2011
senior60

sa lahat ng mga tabloids’ top stories, yang tungkol sa

‘pork’ ng abante ang pinaka true…

17 03 2011
senior60

isa pang very true, the donaire couple ay showbiz na showbiz,

pareho silang dalawa, matatakaw sa exposure…

17 03 2011
promdi

right, senior! super obvious ba na pagnakita mo si donaire sa tv screen di pwede wala sa radius si wifey. i/ve started to be mean; instead of waiting for what donaire has to say in an intrview, di ko maharap kasi hinahanap ko na si rachel at naddsappoint ako pag wala sya; pero take note, di pa nangyayari yun, noh! she is the umbra and penumbra of nonito, per se! e bakit wala sya sa ring pag me laban si donaire!!! dapat andun din sya, noh! cge panindigan mo!

17 03 2011
esa

@promdi, you beat me there. I also had that sarcastic comment on how come Donaire’s wife doesn’t join him on the ring during fight time? Showbiz talaga kasi if she is really of the right breed, she’d know where and how to place herself….most of the time pa nga she does all the talking. Though I noticed in last Sunday’s interview that she let Nonita handle most of the answering. Napagsabihan siguro. Nakakahiya pamilya ng wife.

17 03 2011
phreddox

iba dating ng mga donaire sakin, mayabang…

18 03 2011
hikatalomato

it’s called the pacquiao syndrome, kung saan ang asawa, anak, ina, kamag-anak, kaibigan, at alagang hayop ng isang taong sikat/sumisikat ay naghahangad din na maging sikat.

18 03 2011
senior60

kumusta hikata ang lugar mo dito sa visayas…

17 03 2011
marja

Yeah, right! Asan na nga si Ping Lacson na yan? Hey, don’t hide anymore, face your accusers…u got balls?!! mebbe u got nerves..jajaja!!! You aren’t in Sendai, Fukushima, arenchu?!!!!?

17 03 2011
anon

mar roxas had asked p-noy to send binay to japan to personally check the radiation risk.

when asked about exposure in japan. kris aquino said that you can never have to much exposure.

17 03 2011
Ling

1521: Portuguese explorer Ferdinand Magellan reaches the Philippines sailing from the Atlantic Ocean into the Pacific Ocean. During his voyage, he and his men overcome pirates, hunger, and “radioactive rain” caused by a leak at Fukushima nuclear power plant.

1521: Portuguese navigator Ferdinand Magellan arrives in the Philippines… disappointing female natives who were hoping to see Cristiano Ronaldo instead.

1521: Portuguese navigator Ferdinand Magellan reaches the island of Homonhon in the Philippines… where he was met by Phil Keoghan who gave him a clue, and said, “You’re still racing. This leg is not yet over.”

~PANALO!!!!!!!

17 03 2011
anon

p-noy disappears as far away as possible to davao to celebrate 65 years of dutuerte graft, corruption and the death squad.
hope the ombudsman puts them in jail before she is impeached.

17 03 2011
pihikan chronicles

ph buhay pa ba si mai mislang?

18 03 2011
bob

Ayon sa pinakahuling balita, comatosed pa rin daw si mislang. Di raw nakabawi nang himayin eto nun dumalaw ang mga Azkals sa Malacanang mula sa pagkapanalo against Vietnam. Ayon sa sumaklolo kay mislang, nakalilis daw hanggang binti ang panloob nito nang buhatin nila. Patunay na makalaglag-panty ang nasilayan nitong mga kalalakihan.

18 03 2011
pihikan chronicles

bob may ittip sana ako eh… gwapo vietnamese… kahit si etchos matutuwa :)
sa susunod na write up na lang ni PH ko ilalabas haha

19 03 2011
etchosera

Jaena Kuh!

Siguruhin mo lang na matutuwa ako, ha?

17 03 2011
GS

“PUP, it’s a state university located at Sta. Mesa Prefecture.”

this made me lol so hard i think it made me radioactive XD ;3

18 03 2011
bostonceltics

Talo Azkal, matutuwa syota ni Derek Ramsey. On with frisbee na lang daw.

18 03 2011
anon

is pacmans pork barrel going to pay for his gambling habit.
so much for helping his people.
another hypocrite joins congress

18 03 2011
hikatalomato

pakyaw and singhot = birds with the same feather gamble, take drugs, and womanize together

19 03 2011
anon

very true
and singson sr wants these 2 retrobates to run for presidency in the future!!

20 03 2011
phreddox

*reprobates

21 03 2011
anon

phreddox
typo.
unlike pacman i can spell

Say something...

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s




Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 113,635 other followers

%d bloggers like this: