KASABIHAN 2011

7 03 2011

Mga bagong kasabihang “inspired” ng mga kaganapan sa ating paligid:

Ang sundalong nasusugatan, nag-iibayo ang tapang. Ang sundalong naaakusahan, maraming nalilimutan.

Nasa Diyos ang awa, nasa tao ang gawa, nasa mga heneral ang biyaya.

Ang paalala ay gamot sa nakakalimot, maliban na lang kung apelyido mo’y Ligot.

Kapag binato ka ng bato, PDEA ang tawagin mo!

Ang taong nagigipit sa bise presidente kumakapit. #drugmules

Bato, bato sa langit, kongresista ang nagpuslit.

Walang matiyagang lalaki sa pihikang babae. #lizuy

Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag may endorsement, may appointment. #aminin!

Naghangad ng kagitna, ‘sang salop ang nawala. Naghangad ng pogi, sa Vietnam nagwala. #mislang

Magpakahaba-haba man ang bakasyon, sa Malacaňang pa rin ang tuloy! #roxas

Ang kalusugan ay kayamanan… sabi ng mga Sharonian.
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Personal

The Miami Heat absorbed its fourth consecutive loss Monday morning (Manila time). During the post game interview, Korina asked LeBron James, “How does it feel to lose?” Lebron replied, “You first.”

After losing its game against the Chicago Bulls, some players of the Miami Heat got so emotional and cried. Their blood pressure also shot up. Because of this, Sen. Jinggoy Estrada decided not to ask post game questions.

It was another heartbreaking loss for the Miami Heat today. After the game, the players refused to talk to their Fil-Am coach Erik Spoelstra. In fact, they refused to MENTION the name of Coach Spo in television interviews. Felt slighted, Spoelstra complained about the “omission” to the KBP. .

Supreme Booboo!

Two weeks after its sister publication, Pilipino Star Ngayon announced that actor Paquito Diaz has died (when in fact, he was very much alive then), the Philippine Star on Monday, March 7 published a photo of former Philippine Ambassador to the US Willy Gaa and identified him as the newly-appointed Armed Forces chief Lt. Gen. Eduardo Oban Jr. in a banner story. Because of this latest blunder, the newspaper has decided to change its slogan to: (The Philippine Star) Oops shall prevail.

In Hollywood…
Charlie Sheen has been officially fired from “Two and a Half Men” on CBS. He is now considering an offer from TV5.


Today is March 8.
On this day in…
1565: The grandson of Miguel Lopez de Legazpi – Felipe Salcedo, takes possession of Leyte Island. But not after a bloody battle with the Romualdez family who would insist that Leyte was theirs.

Corny Corner
Q: Bakit ayaw magbakasyon ni Nonito Donaire Jr. sa China?
A: Kasi maraming Chino!
(Aminin!!)

Saturday Night Life
Last Saturday evening, we played another game on Twitter. The question was: If a famous Filipino’s sex organ could talk, what would it say? Here are some of my followers’  answers:

1: From @mykapalaran – Kris Aquino: Hello there! You look at them when you say hello there!
2: From @OscarDelaHopia – Teofisto.Guingona: Ang dami ko nang wrinkles.
3: From @iamDanyel – Loren Legarda: Ampalaya na naman?!
4: From @kettle_corn77 – Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile: Gusto ko happy ka!
5: From @friedsoup – Kuya Germs: Walaaaaaang tulugan!
6: From @ylanna1925 – Korina: Hay sa wakas may naglakas-loob!
7: From @paopaoAJ – Hayden Kho: Only Belo touches my skin.
8: From @edge_genciagan – Mike Enriquez: Nakatutok, 24 Oras!
9: From @mikay_michelle – Boy Abunda: Kaibigan, usap tayo.
10: From @chiccoholic – Joey de Venecia: Back off!
11: From @one_lad – Joseph Estrada: Walang kumpa-kumpare, walang kama-kamag-anak, walang kai-kaibigan.
12: From @gigadom – Lovi Poe: Eighteen months? Eighteen months!!!!!???
13: From @markycortez – Mel Tiangco: Kasama mo, ngayon, bukas at magpakailanman.
14: From @iamjeram – Manny Pacquiao: Now you know.
15: From @Ro_nnie – Noli de Castro: T-Veyyy………………… Patrol!
16: From @momiitintin – Boy Abunda: Su-su-nod!
17: From @yourarcilicious – Chris Tiu: One Big Fight!
18: From @P0yt – John Lloyd Cruz: Ingat!
19: From @jpdoria – Michael V: Yari ka!!!
20: From @AbigailLimHo – Marian Rivera: Byutipoool.
21: From @MiaSariwa – Susan Roces: Not once! But twice!
22: From @jelandote – MMDA Chairman: May namatay na dito. (Gano’n kalaki?)
23: From @prettygoofykay – Mike Enriquez: Paaaasok!
24: From @angeldirecto – Charo Santos: Maalalala mo kaya?
25: From @purplefrance – Anthony Taberna: Dos por dos! (mehhhganun?)
26: From @ian_yg – Boy Abunda: Now na!!!
27: From @mchX – PBA Commentator: Kapit bayan!
28: From @jayspogi – Ruffa Gutierrez: Grabeehhh!
29: From @andredashpaul – Mar Roxas: P*t*ng-I*a! Ano ba ‘tong pinasok ko?
30: From me: Rufa Mae Quinto: Teka, kilala kita ah! Galing na rito ang tatay mo! #alamMoNA! #MrM!

Enjoy your week!

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36 responses

7 03 2011
kim tagorda

Amazing talaga magsulat ni TPH o.o”

7 03 2011
Thel from Florida

#29, Panalong panalo.

7 03 2011
tacki

naman, was waiting for the games the whole week, tapos bigla akong na-busy… well, that’s life… LOL

7 03 2011
givemetravelfunds

tagal ng saturday game! hehehe.

8 03 2011
crissy_dear

Hahaha! I had fun reading your SNL bit! Some great Twitter followers you have. Very funny and witty!

8 03 2011
Worried Pinoy

Ganyan ang nangyayari sa isang team na masyadong maraming magaling. Natatalo! Walang nangyayari! Palibhasa puro hambog. Ayan, iiyak-iyak kayo ngayon. =)

8 03 2011
hikatalomato

@boy abunda’s “kaibigan, usap tayo”

“usap” in kinaray-a means “to chew”.

8 03 2011
lucienne

“Kris Aquino: Hello there! You look at them when you say hello there!”

this made my day! hahahahha! thanks PH!

8 03 2011
manny

Panalo na naman….Nice tweets….Keep it up….

8 03 2011
spiderwick88

Ligot, Limot, Lagot

8 03 2011
jocelyn

Panalo, mas daig pa ang kapeng mainit na pang papagising
Thank you Ph for making my morning….

8 03 2011
professionalheckler

hey thanks. happy new year!

8 03 2011
senior60

kapag binato ka ng bato, kunin at ibenta mo..

8 03 2011
senior60

boy abunda:

kaibigan, usap tayo ( mayamaya ) now na

hahaha wala lang

8 03 2011
senior60

hindi ko naintindihan ang kay susan roces,

will anybody please explain? ty

10 03 2011
myvineyard

hi senior! nalimutan mo na ba ang history-making privilege, now vintage speech ni Madam Susan after the national elections where FPJ ran and lost (?) to GMA? The way she crumpled her legendary ” face that refreshes” to rage and dismay was classic talaga! Yun yun! Where were you when she was delivering it? Pag na-retrieve mo yun sa baul ng history, i-connect mo na lang kung saang logic taamaaa!

10 03 2011
senior60

aayyy mali, kasi i was trying to reconcile between the
subject matter, sex organ to what was twitted na, “not
once, but twice ”

nagtaka lang ako dahil wala namang ibang husband
or kalaguyo si susan kaya bakit twice, ganuon..

10 03 2011
promdi

hello senior! nalimutan mo na ba yung history-making, now vintage privilege speech ni madam susan sometime after the presidential elections where FPJ ran and lost (?) to GMA? how she crumpled her classic and legendary “face that refreshes” to rage and dismay? Ayun yun! Where were you when it splashed all over tv like thunderstorms! sir, never saw madam susan that flared up, as in sobrang naglalatang sa galit, and on national tv! from your baul of history, connect mo na?

10 03 2011
senior60

@ promdi

huli ka!!! akala mo siguro hindi na, registered ba tawag doon
kaya ka nag post again ano ? mabuti na rin dahil na buking ka
na gumagamit ka ibang username hahaha

10 03 2011
pasingit

senyor, sinabi dati ni aling Susan na nang-agaw daw ng kapangyarihan si pgma “not once, but twice” (kay erap at kay fpj).

i hope i’m right. hehe

10 03 2011
senior60

ok pasok ka sa banga pasingit..

now i remember na sa sinabi ni promdi of how susan’s
legendary face that refreshes was crumpled…

8 03 2011
dan

hahaha!!! grabe PH. ang sakit ng sakit ng panga ko s kaka-acting na hindi ako natatawa. kpag hindi ko mapigilan kunwari may nahulog at dadamputin ko.

hahaha!! naranasan nyo n bng nagpipigil ng halakhak habang nagpi-pretend na may dinadampot pra ma-coveran ng mesa? kung hindi pa, hala basahin na ang latest post ni PH.

salute!!!

8 03 2011
professionalheckler

salamat. :-) merry xmas!

9 03 2011
dan

hehe i2 ang gusto kong tuesday “mood” ni PH e. un bang tamang reply. ang sarap ng feeling prang binati ka ng isang tunay na kaibigan.

8 03 2011
gerrycho

hindi ko na gets yung kay ruffa mae :D
hindi ako updated eh… pa explain naman wehe

8 03 2011
professionalheckler

imagine her tutut talking. may mag-amang naugnay sa kanya.

10 03 2011
pasingit

Idol, penge namang clue sa #30. Sana kasing witty din ng mga clues sa BI ng SRO. lol

8 03 2011
promdi

super-witty tweets, your saturday night tweeters; sakit sa tiyan ang tweets kay mike enriquez #8&#23. these and all the rest reflect how much of a “humor-monger” we are! if these are not wit in humor; humor in wit; don’t know what is!

8 03 2011
promdi

on the Philippine Star booboo… case of the saying… when it rains, it pours! ha ha ha!

8 03 2011
promdi

culture, history, and witty tweets; that’s multiple treats in a row! this is what you get after a brief lull. he he he!… hold your belly for one best hodgepodge of wisecracks and jeu d’esprits! great ph!

9 03 2011
Brixter

“Noli de Castro: T-Veyyy………………… Patrol!”

Hahaha. soo true… Antagal sabihin ng Patrol.

9 03 2011
senior60

ang “su-su-nod ” ni momiitintin ay hindi applicable kay

boy abunda dahil si boy ay certified, 1 man 1/2 man

10 03 2011
senior60

makatanong nga ulit,

ano ang tawag sa mga nag titwitter?

12 03 2011
etchosera

Ay Senior, wag nang mga tawag tawag na yan…..i-twit na lang natin!

Ahah ahah ahah!

11 03 2011
ashes13th@yahoo.com

hahaha! truly hilarious! will share….thanks..;)

11 03 2011
multong bakla

anong masasabi mo ngayon at natalo ung LA ng Heat.. hahahahahahahaahahahaha!!! #saakinanghulinghalakhaklebronjames

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